MLP's Not Gonna Die

by Toonwriter

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Random, Discord, Gore, Violence, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Death, Alternate Universe, Main 6, Young Six, Drama, Original Character, Cutie Mark Crusaders
Length: 1637

An alternate twist on Smile HD

Tired of seeing that horrible Smile HD? Kept having those horrid images burned in your mind? Well, have no fear, because this songfic should put a smile on everyone's faces! It's basically my way of Smile HD, except with a twist. A MAJOR twist. You'll just have to read for yourself and see. You're gonna love it! :raritywink:

Published 2022-05-05 20:40:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-05-05 20:40:00 UTC

Not Gonna Die

Pinkie Pie was galloping from the Evergreen Forest with one thing on her mind: To make her friends smile. As a weird smirk plastered onto her face, she broke through the forest until she saw her friends, Applejack, Twilight Sparkle and Rarity, about to have a picnic by a tree in a vast field on a bright and sunny day.

My name is Pinkie Pie (Hello!)
And I am here to say (How ya doing?)
I'm gonna make you smile
And I will brighten up your day

Looking up from her book, Twilight saw Pinkie Pie. With a smile, she waved her hoof towards her. Then the curly-maned pony slid her lips back, showing her friends a wide smile as she galloped faster toward them.

It doesn't matter now (What's up?)
If you are sad or blue (Howdy!)
Cause cheering up my friends
Is just what Pinkie's here to do!

The party-loving pony jumped as she reached the blanket, about to deliver a punch at Twilight's jaw.

Suddenly, as a record scratch was heard, a figure flew in fast and punched Pinkie real hard, sending her flying, much to the shock and alarm of Twilight, Rarity and Applejack. It was... another Pinkie Pie?!

Then a red pegasus with a black short mane and tail along with glasses and a video game cutie mark named Epic Game landed in as soon as the second Pinkie got up to the three confused ponies. As a new song started playing, and using a special amulet Epic Game wore and pressed on it, a big wave of magic spread all over Equestria, and images of memories flashed rapidly in Twilight, Rarity and Applejack's eyes (A/N: in the same manner as what happened in "A True, True Friend"). Now they remembered the events of seasons 2 through 9 of MLP, and as it happened, Twilight glowed and sprouted wings, becoming the Alicorn Princess of Equestria.

And furthermore, Twilight and her friends realized the truth: There was one more Pinkie Pie clone from the Mirror Pool they and their friends forgot to get rid of, and she's been corrupted! With determination, Epic Game, Princess Twilight, the real Pinkie Pie, Rarity and Applejack charge toward the evil Pinkie, who recovered and looked at the five charging towards her.

The Pinkie Pie that was hit, now revealed to be the corrupt Pinkie clone, got up from where she was sent flying. For a brief moment, she was slightly stunned.

The instant the first chorus started, Evil Pinkie was hit by a beam of magic, which came from Twilight.

As she looked toward her charging opponents, she gave a creepy smile. Then she charged toward them before she started fighting them. Thanks to the magic of Epic Game's amulet, Twilight and her friends are not easily killed this time. Even so, despite their newfound strength, Evil Pinkie sent the group flying.

Then Evil Pinkie kicked Applejack back against the tree behind her. Her cowboy hat was knocked down onto the grass. Blood trickled forth from the cowboy hatless pony’s nose. Pinkie Pie pinned Applejack’s arm against the tree, as her smile and eyes got wider and bigger. Her eyes, on the other hoof, got smaller. Above them, however, Rainbow Dash was flying about. Rainbow’s ears picked up a thud, thud, thud from below her. Dash glanced down and stopped in midair. Shocked beyond all sane reason. Evil Pinkie was punching the blonde pony over and over and over and over again.

At that very moment, the same rapid flashes for Twilight, Rarity and Applejack occurred in the cyan pony's eyes. Now she too knew the terrible truth of the corrupt Pinkie clone as her blood began to boil while she narrowed her eyes.

Then she flew up really high and dove straight down at a frightening speed, ready for a Rainboom.

Then Dash’s hoof collided with Evil Pinkie’s face before she could give the blonde pony one final punch. The result from the kick was the same as what happened earlier; being sent flying across the grass.

Applejack shook off the pain while wiping off some of the blood on her face before she charged after Evil Pinkie with revenge, snorting like a raging bull as Rainbow zipped towards her.

At the same time, Epic Game recovered, and on seeing Evil Pinkie still standing while ready to fight Applejack and Rainbow Dash, the red pegasus gritted his teeth in rage as he emitted an energy aura before he lets out a roar while his mane became spiky and literally fiery while his tail match its fire style. Then he, along with the recovered Twilight, Pinkie and Rarity, all glared at Evil Pinkie while gritting their teeth, ready to fight some more.

The four ponies then joined Applejack and Rainbow in attacking Evil Pinkie, beating her down.

Of course, Evil Pinkie blasted down the four ponies again, then saw a fearful Fluttershy, watching the evil Pinkie shooting an evil blast towards her. The yellow pony didn’t move, only quivered and closed her eyes.

Luckily, at really fast speed, Fluttershy was swooped and saved from certain death by Epic Game, to the amazement of the injured Twilight, Applejack, Rarity and Rainbow. At that moment, four figures came up and tended to them. It was Spike the Dragon and the Cutie Mark Crusaders. The instant Fluttershy was touched, she emitted the same glow as the magic from the amulet that spread throughout Equestria, and she as well got a memory flash in her eyes. Suddenly, in a four split-screen view, Spike and the CMC gasped as they started having the same memory spell effect, and the four began glowing.

With a snap of realization from the truth, Fluttershy zoomed towards the murderous pony started rapidly punching her in the face over and over and over again with all her might before tackling her. Then she launched Evil Pinkie into the air and kept punching her.

At that moment, at something even I could not control, Evil Pinkie grabbed a subtitle of "No, not gonna die tonight" and started hitting Fluttershy with it. But before she could beat her further with it, Evil Pinkie was frozen in midair. Then, out of nowhere, the subtitle was grabbed from her and she was smacked across the face with it, causing it to break to pieces while Evil Pinkie began bleeding badly from her nose, at the same time green fire burned her eyes, giving her a nasty burn, which gives her an evil image. The source who attacked Pinkie was Spike, now revealed to have wings just like in season 8! Then the Cutie Mark Crusaders, now having their cutie marks, leaped over Spike and kicked Evil Pinkie at the same time.

Then the source of what's causing Evil Pinkie to be frozen in midair came out of a portal that was appearing. It was Sunset Shimmer and Starlight Glimmer (who both appeared out of nowhere via the portal) and Trixie (whose eyes were also flashing with the effects of the memory spell), all using their unicorn magic! Then coming from a chaos portal was an angry Discord, whose eyes were glowing red with anger. How dare that evil clone of Pinkie try to kill his best friend Fluttershy!

Then a few more figures came out of a couple more portals with fight in their eyes. They were none other than the Young Six- Sandbar, Ocellus, Gallus, Silverstream, Smolder and Yona, along with Gilda, Garble, Autumn Blaze (who, after arriving, transformed to her Nirik form), Gabby, Terramar, the Six Pillars of Equestria (Starswirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Mage Meadowbrook, Flash Magnus, Somnambula and Mistmane), Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Maud Pie, Octavio Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Soarin, Spitfire, Fleetfoot, Big Macintosh, Sugar Belle, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Tempest Shadow, Spring Rain, Glitter Drops, Potion Nova, Shining Armor, Princess Cadance, Flurry Heart, the Wild Siders, and Princesses Celestia and Luna!

Discord snapped his fingers, and in a flash, the area around everyone else was now a setting that looks the same as what looked like the Tournament of Power in its final minutes from Dragon Ball Super. Discord gave Evil Pinkie a Tiger Uppercut before the evil pink doppelganger was beaten up by all the heroes around her, and she couldn't move or fight back because she had been petrified thanks to Fluttershy using the Stare. Soon, Discord used his chaos to put Evil Pinkie to a table he made appear out of nowhere, and Celestia and Luna used spells to cuff her and strap her there, rendering her unable to break free.

Then Epic Game launched a hyper blast (in homage to Ryu's Shinku-Hadoken, Goku's Kamehameha Wave, and Hyper-Strike's Hyper Blast), all the unicorns- even Sweetie- and Twilight, Cadance, Celestia, Luna and surprisingly Flurry shot magic beams from their horns, while Discord launched a blast of his own, Spike, Smolder and Garble each launched a powerful fire breath, and the remaining ponies and other Equestrians held a big blaster provided by Pinkie's mane. The Evil Pinkie clone started to show fear for the first time before she attempted to break loose from her restraints, but it was no use. Then she felt the impact of all the attacks that combined into a huge rainbow-colored beam, causing her to scream in pain as the energy melted away at her flesh, leaving behind the muscles.

Then the song ended as there was a powerful explosion the instant our heroes teleported back to safety in Equestria thanks to Discord's chaos. The threat of the evil Pinkie Pie doppelganger is no more, thanks to the intervention of Epic Game and the magic of friendship.

Author's Note

To look at the version with lyrics showing, you'll have to go to my DeviantART account.