One of the things we all love about fanfiction is anonymity. We can write almost anything we want about any character we want with no major consequences and no risk to ourselves.

And yet, what if there WERE consequences? What if somewhere in a parallel dimension called Equestria, a random and dessert-obsessed cartoon pony really existed…and decided to do something about all these dark fics that have been written about her? o.O

The main character represents no one in particular. Only him and the plot are mine. I do not own nor do I profit from the characters in the show My Little Pony.