Billy Wire Does Equestria

Chapters

The Forsaken Arrival
A Dangerous Meeting
The Day Begins
Wretched Writings
Mystery Of Illusion
Snuff
Dissection
Call Of The Absu Deep
The Plunge

The Forsaken Arrival

Hours have passed since Billy had been sent flying into the wormhole, He sees a bright light quickly approaching him not knowing what it is Mr. Wire begins to panic and squirm away in fear but, the beam of light is faster and consumes him as Billy begins to pass out as he can feel the air around him being sucked away by the mysterious light.

Billy finally wakes back up, rapidly descending from space quickly combusting into flames as he enters the atmosphere of a foreign land. Billy hits the ground with the force of an Ford F150 going 120 MPH, Billy in extreme pain manages to get up from the large crater he has made, He looks around at the unfamiliar woodland area when suddenly a Goofy ass pony wearing a magician hat approaches him in his crater and shouts-

"HEY WATCH WEAR YOUR LANDING YOU DODO BRAIN!", the Blue pony magician thing spoke

Billy looked on at the pony in pure and utter confusion. In Billy's travels through the universe he had never been to a world where pony's can talk and do magic or anything close to it, Mr. Wire looks down at his body and see's he has turned into a Stallion and not wanting to blow his cover decides to just go with it for the moment.

"HEY ARE YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE? YOU SMASHED MY WAGON, JERK!!!"

"oh uh I'm sorry, I'll pay for any damages", Billy responds, proceeding to climb out the crater and hands the pony four
100 hundred dollar bills
She stares at the foreign items in her hand giving you a disgust look

"Um..........What is this?", The pony mouths
"Oh, uh its money.............", Billy replies
"Yeah, I don't know where YOUR from but we only take bits around here", She replies in a snooty uptight manner
by this point Mr. Wire is becoming annoyed by the pony's uptight attitude. He attempts to find the quickest way out of this before he snaps and makes an irreversible decision.

"I'm terribly sorry Ms. uh......."
"My name is THE GREAT! THE POWERFUL! TRIIIIIIIIIIIIXIE!!!!!!!, Don't wear it out"
"well Ms. "Trixie" I must be going , I'll be late for my uh..... Business meeting`.

Mr. Wire runs off into the Everfree Forest as Trixie screams from the distance

"HEY I STILL NEED BITS FOR MY WAGOOOOOOOOOON!"

her voice becomes more distant as Billy runs deeper into the forest, He finds a resting point and takes a minute to take a rest.
*Huff* *Huff* *Huff* Keep your cool Billy no need to go out and kill....y e t
Billy continues to stare at his new body formation taking note of the strangely shaped wings, his gaze shifts to his hooves as he stares in terror asking himself
"What is happening here?"
The madman begins trying to fix his messy hair when he suddenly feels, A massive lump residing within his fluff of hair he drags his hoof along the edge of the bump straight to the end where he feels a pointy end. Billy sits there in a moment of confusion trying to think what in the hell it could be but it finally hits him.
" A hoooooorn~", he mutters
"well the hours getting late I should probably find shelter ", Billy mutters to himself
He walks off into what seems like an infinite forest when he comes across a sign that reads " Ponyville This Way--->"
"HuH i WoNdEr WhAt'S ThEre", Billy says with sarcasm

Billy enters Ponyville and immediately is hit with an overbearing feeling of nearby power
"This feeling..........This world's magic may be stronger than I think", he says to himself
The expression on Billy's face goes from a face of modesty to an evil grin.

"OMG!!!!! A NEW STALLION IN TOWN!!!!"
"Huh?", you say in confusion
Billy looks at the pony who just announced his presence , It's a bright pink pony who's bouncing around in circles without a care in the world
"OH MY GOOOOOOOD I LOOOOOOOVE YOUR SHIRT IT'S SO BLUE!!!!,MY NAME IS PINKY PIE WHAT'S YOURS????", she says ecstatically
She grabs your hoof and begins rapidly shaking it in a formal manner
"Oh uh, Hi I'm new here My names Billy Wire", he says
"OMG OMG OMG!!! I HAVE TO SHOW YOU AROUND TOWN!!!!", Pinky Pie says with the utmost excitement
Billy cuts Pinky Pie before she can say anything else.
"Erm that's nice and dandy and all but I really have to get going, The hours are getting late and I think the inns are clos-"
"Awwwwwwwww.....", Pinky Pie whines as she gives you puppy eyes with tears bordering her eyelids.
"I was really looking forward to introducing you to the princess.....", Pinky says
"The "Princess" ?", Billy responds
"Yeah!!, She loves greeting new pony's to our town!", Pinky responds
"why didn't you say so! let's go!", Billy says as a nasty smile begins to form on his face.

A Dangerous Meeting

Pinky begins leading Mr. Wire through Ponyville To Meet Twilight, Pointing out every home and shop as they stroll to Twilight's Castle, Soon they arrive and Pinky opens the doors to the castle

"Oh ! hey Pinky, I didn't expect you to show up here at an hour like this oh? And with a new friend I see", Twilight says with glee

"Yeah I met him on my way into the forest and thought you may want to meet him."

"So what's your name new guy?", Twilight asks

"My name is Billy Wire, I'm new here so please give me a rundown of life in "Ponyville" "

"Oh ok! So tell me about yourself. I'm always excited to hear new pony's stories!"

Billy can read the Princess like a book, seeing her so eager to learn about just one man was quite fascinating and adorable almost but to bad Mr. Wire wasn't here to sweet talk his way into some pony's heart.

"Oh Uh........", Billy responds with Significant delay

Billy panicked, He knew nothing of this world and didn't know what to say and in a panic blurted pure bullshit to the princess to slip his way out of this.

"Sorry about that , Anyway I'm a top class business man who works with bit exchange and loans bits to small businesses in return for a sum of their profits", Billy begins visibly sweating.

"Wow A successful Business pony! we don't get many of those here especially the kind who work so heavily with bits and trading"

"Hehe yeah not to many are skilled in the art", Billy jokes with a nervous laugh

"So what about you princess tell me about yourself"

"Eeeep! I never thought you would ask!", Twilight exclaims with glee

Twilight begins explaining the elements of harmony and her and her friends many victories against various villains, Billy interrupts Twilight mid sentence

"So what are these "elements of harmony"? How exactly do they work?"

"Oh! So usually when there's some kind of villain or overbearing presence of evil, I gather my friends and together we use the 6 elements of harmony to stop them and give said evil force or villain a second shot at life"

"Ah ok I understand, So what ARE the 6 elements? Like are they wind,fire, earth?", Billy asks Inquisitively.

"Oh no no nothing like that at all, the 6 elements are the core foundations of true and honest friends, Generosity,Loyalty,Laughter,Honesty,Kindness and of course the most important Magic!", Twilight replies

"Ah ok.....", Billy responds with a lack of enthusiasm

"Man, I really thought this place had some kind of power other than friendship", Billy thinks to himself.

"What kind of fairytale bullshit is that? But then again I am in a world where pony's walk, talk and clothe themselves. No, there has to be some kind of other power here. I haven't felt the presence of that much power in the world Since I was born, Hm", Billy thinks to himself.

Billy ponders for a few more seconds before Pinky Pie pokes him, snapping him back into reality.

"Uh, Billy? Are you ok?", Pinky asks with great concern

"Oh uh, yes sorry I just spaced out for a moment",

"Oh, it's ok! Well I'm going to be on my way now bye Billy!", Pinky shouts, as she bounces her way out of Twilight's Castle

"So Billy, where are you from?", Twilight asks, as she moves over to the cutie map.

Billy's eyes begin to widen as he realizes he has no idea what to say and that as soon as his quest starts it may also end right then and there.

"Erm I'm uh I-I I I I....I'M FROM RIGHT HERE!" Billy shouts with glee, as he points to a random spot on the map his heart starts pounding at an unworldly like rate.

"Oh wow! You've traveled such a far distance! I've never actually been over to that part Of Equestria. I always wanted to go to Hoofululu but never got the chance!", Twilight responds

"Yes! It's a Very far place, it's also a very nice island", Billy chuckled nervously

"Oh wow, Well I'm so glad to meet you Mr. Wire your welcome to stay at the castle for your time here if you'd like", Twilight says with a big blushing smile

Billy thinks to himself for a moment, beginning to weigh his options

"Hm...what to do what to do?, Either I camp out in the wilderness and get attacked by who knows what or stat at a nice looking castle and learn more about the power this world harnesse's",Billy thought to himself

"Yeah sure, I'll spend the night here",

"Oh fantastic!, You'll love your night here!", Twilight shouts with glee as her face gets redder and redder at the thought, that what she deemed a "beautiful stallion" would be staying at HER castle

Billy noticed Twilight's massive blush knowing the answer, but wanted to hear Twilight say it herself just to embarrass her.

"Erm...princess? Why is your face so red? "Billy asked with a pesky smile

"Oh, Hahaha no reason just uh.....", Twilight froze not wanting to admit she was getting rather hot for the beautiful looking stallion, so just like Billy she had to bullshit her way out the conversation

"I Erm I ate really spicy food before this! Yeah spicy food! Anyways I'm gonna go get something to cool off!", Twilight says with an embarrassed tone

"Ok whatever you say princess", Billy snickered Knowing full well what was going on in Twilight's head,

Billy Wire begins softly cackling as Twilight runs into the kitchen to "cool off"

About 3 minutes pass and Twilight comes back holding a towel wiping sweat from her face

"Oh hehehe, Sorry about that Billy um I'll show you where you can stay for the night", Twilight says still blushing

Twilight begins walking down one of the long hallways in the castle, Billy following behind

"So this is your castle huh? So what's your role as princess, like what do you do all day?", Billy asks

"So I'm the princess of friendship, and as for what I do all day I do what anypony does just take strolls through town with my friends and enjoy my time",

"Ah,ok so are there any other princesses' or princes,?"

"Well lets see, Princess Celestia and Luna who control Day and Night, and then there's my Brother Shining armor who is the Prince of family and my step sister cadence who is the Princess of friendship, Oh! And there child Princess flurry heart", Twilight responds

Billy and Twilight reach a set of stairs at the end of the hall that leads to the guest room area in the castle

"We'll be at the room shortly its right up here"

"Ok", Billy says

"So Princess-", Twilight cuts Billy off Before he can say anything else

"No need to call me princess silly, just call me Twilight", She says

"Well, as you wish Twilight"

Twilight cant help but blush at the fact such a beautiful and mysterious stallion had uttered her name in such a modest and humble tone.

"Um I have a question to ask you if you don't mind", Twilight spoke

Billy Wire freezes and his eyes begin to widen

"Um...gggg-go ahead" , he says sheepishly. Billy began Shaking at the thought Twilight might ask him something he couldn't answer

"So is Billy your real name or some sort of nickname?" ,she asks

Billy sighs in relief since he knew this was a question he could bullshit his way out of yet again

"Yes Billy's my real name. Why do you ask Twilight?"

"Oh I was just curious I've never heard a name like it before, usually pony's around these parts have a name that correlates to their cutie mark or represents what there all about"

"Is that so? Well in Hoofululu its a more uh...common practice to give your child a name like this, my parents decided Billy was a fitting name for me and it stuck like glue"

"Wow! I'm already learning more and more about Hoofululu", She exclaims

Twilight stops at a door and proceeds to open it

"This is one of the best guest rooms in the castle, I hope you enjoy your stay, call me if you need anything I'll be on the top floor of the castle", Twilight winked as she walked down the hall and continued to climb the staircase to her room.

Billy enters his room for the night and heads straight to the bathroom

"Finally I can be alone and figure out what I look like in this world, I must be good looking If that Twilight girl was getting all hot and bothered by my mere presence", Billy says to himself

Billy walks over to the mirror and begins to inspect himself

"Hm, Not bad Billy noooot bad at all"

Billy begins to remove his clothes taking off His blue and purple striped sweater first

And then his brown pants

"What the fuck is this?", Billy looks at his flank in confusion, There seems to be a black and white skull on his flank

"I'm guessing this is what Twilight meant by a cutie mark huh?, Well since it correlates to me I wonder what it says about me in this world, I should probably get some rest if I want to take over this land"

Billy wire climbs into the bed in the guest room and hits the lights for the night as an evil grin slowly forms on his face as he enters slumber.

The Day Begins

The Sun rises over Equestria as the Roosters begin Crowing to wake the Civilians of Ponyville up
Billy wakes his eyes slowly open to the point where a creaking noise is audible
When a sudden knock is heard

*knock* *knock* *knock*
Twilights voice is heard through the door
"Rise and shine! Can I come in?", Twilight spoke
"Sure let me just get-", Before Billy could finish his sentence Twilight bursts through the door
"some Clothes............", Billy says in a slow tone
Twilight stands in the doorway, Her eyes get bigger and bigger and her face redder than a finely aged bottle of red wine,
A moment of silence fills the air
"I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING" Twilight shouts, as she runs out of the door way
"well that was certainly something , what a way to start off a morning here", Billy remarks sarcastically

Billy wire puts his clothes on and chases after Twilight
"Hey Twilight!, comeback" Billy shouts
Twilight stops in her tracks and slowly turns around to face Billy
"I'm so sorry please don't be mad", Twilight say while hyperventilating
"Twilight it's ok-", Billy gets cut off mid sentence
"Please don't think I'm some kind of pervert I really didn't mean to"
"Twilight-"
"I didn't know you were naked it was an honest mistake I promise i'll knock ne-", Before Twilight could go on her cute little spiel any longer Billy gave her a long and deep kiss
Silence fills the air as There mouths detach from one another
Twilight deeply kisses Billy again, this time leaving a streak of saliva coming from their mouths as their lips unlock
"Billy I-I-I"
"No need for anymore words Twilight I'll go make some breakfast", Billy said in a smooth and seductive tone.
Twilight stood there frozen, Like a deer in headlights not knowing what to say and barely being able to comprehend what just happened.

Billy walks down the stairs and enters the kitchen and begins to think to himself.
Thank god I thought she would never shut the fuck up,

Billy was never much of a charmer; he was always hyper focused on his next plan to take over new realms and universes, But it suddenly hit him since the core foundations of this world are set on emotional values such as things like love, friendship and feelings. He could use all of that to his advantage especially since Twilight fell head over heels for him so quickly.
Billy opens the fridge and grabs eggs and cracks them into a skillet 2 for each of the pony's.

Twilight ran down the stairs and met Billy in the kitchen
"Hey Twilight come have breakfast with me "
Twilight walks into the kitchen and gazes at the meal Mr. Wire had prepared for her
"It looks great Billy, Let's dig in shall we?"
Billy and Twilight begin eating the eggs he made
"Billy these are great!, what did you put on them?"
"Oh just salt, paprika and ketchup", He replies

she cannot think these are that good this is one of the most basic recipes ever, she really is just trying to flatter me, Billy thought to himself
"well I'm glad you liked it Twilight, I rarely ever cook let alone for other pony's"
"Well I feel honored Billy, to have such a Stallion cook for me"
Twilights face begins to turn red once more as she opens her mouth
"Um Billy.... I have a request if it's not much to ask", Twilight says nervously
"What is it?", Billy responds
"Would you please stay at my Castle for a few more days? I want to write a report on Hoofululu culture and life...... hehehe........", Twilights face is incredibly red now, she begins slowly ducking behind the counter from embarrassment

Billy sarcastically weighed his options in his mind,
So what do I do? Stay at this fancy ass castle and gain Twilights trust so my ultimate plan can go off without a hitch or........
Go sleep outside and get killed by whatever lives in that forest....hmmmmmm what a hard decision to make.
"Yeah sure, I'll stay Twilight I was planning to move to Ponyville anyways"
"Oh Thank you Thank you Thank you!" Twilight practically screams as she hugs Billy tightly
"I can't wait to introduce you to my friends! They're gonna love you!"
"Oh I don't doubt it" Billy chuckles
"Would you like to walk around town with me?", Twilight asked
"sure why not? getting to know everyone in the town i'll be living in would be good"
"Awesome, let's go right now!"

Twilight grabs Billy by the hoof and leads him outside and into Ponyville
" On our first stop we have Sugar Cube Corner, This is wear Pinky Pie lives which whom you may remember brought you to my castle"
"oh how could I forget such a uh "interesting" pony such as her"
"Yeah she can be a handful at times but that's what makes Pinky so special", Twilight replies
"Want to go inside Billy?"
"Sure why not, He responds
The bell above the door rings as Pinky Pie comes running down the stairs, When she pulls out a comically large Cannon and fires it releasing a massive blast of brightly colored confetti onto Billy's face, Pinky then breaks out into a song playing a large hoof held drum and what looks like a cross between bagpipes and a flute and begins serenading you with a song talking about how exciting your arrival in Ponyville is and how everyone is excited to meet you

"Does she always do that?" Billy asks Twilight
"She loves to be musical about things what can I say?", Says Twilight with a large smirk on her face
Billy stands there for a good 5 minutes watching Pinky Jam out l, Eventually Pinky's song ends
"Well that's certainly a way to start of the morning", Billy scoffs
"I hope you liked my song Billy it was allllllllll about You!", Pinky says with gusto
"Yeah I did it was uh....very nice! yeah it was very nice", Billy responds
"Oh Yippie!, I'm glad you liked it I spent all night writing it!!", Pinky says
"Alright well thank you Pinky, But I've got to go take Billy down to the Boutique to meet rarity!", Twilight interjects
"Awwww, Do you have to leave so soon? ", Pinky whines
"Sadly yes Pinky, we don't got all the time in the world!", Twilight spouts

Billy softly chuckles to himself realizing how true Twilight's statement was, considering he was only a few weeks away from taking over this world.
"Ooooh! What's so funny? I love Love Loooove jokes!!! tell me tell me tell me!" Pinky yells as she bounces up and down in front of Billy
"Oh uh nothing really just a tickle in my throat, Me and Twilight should be on our way now let's go shall we?", Billy says in a calm voice.
"Billy's right Pinky, Me and Him should get a move on if I want to introduce him to all of our friend's", Twilight says
"Alriiiiight", Pinky groaned, as Billy and twilight exited Sugar Cube Corner
"Bye Pinky, We'll chat later!" , Twilight spoke
"Byeeeeeeee!", pink responded back with glee
Twilight and Billy exit Sugar Cube corner, as Twilight once again grabs Billy's hoof as if he was her special somepony
"Our second stop is Carousel Boutique, A Great stop for fashion of all kinds and owned by My great friend Rarity!", Twilight exclaims, As she leads Billy into the Boutique.
As they open the door to the Boutique, Rarity comes running up to Billy gazing at him with sparkles in her eye
"Oh, Darling! Your mane is beautiful! And those those brown pants of yours match your complexion perfectly!", Rarity says
"And don't get me started on that shirt, it's perfect for the season!"

Rarity runs to the back of the Boutique and comes out with measuring tape and measuring sticks, Carefully measuring every inch Of Billy
"Ooooooh darling!, I have the perfect ensemble for you!"
Rarity pulls out a brown trench coat, some brown pants and black button up shirt to go along with it and slaps it right onto Billy.
"Oh my!It looks even better on you Than I could've imagined, Oh I simply must know what your name is dear???"
"My, Name is Billy Wire", he responded in an annoyed tone
Twilight begins blushing at the sight of Billy being in such a nice and classy ensemble.
"Billy, I have a new fashion line coming out for new business attire. Would you please model them for me! You'll be on magaziiiiiiiiines~", Rarity said in excited voice
"Uh........" , Billy had absolutely no idea what to say to him this was such an odd proposition, Damn I guess it really is just that easy to impress these pony's, He thought to himself but before he could fully grasp Twilight Shouted-
"OK NICE TALKING RARITY GOTTA GO SEE YOU LATER!", as she clutched Billy's hoof and ran out of the Boutique with him dragging along behind her.

"OK THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT HEHEHE", Twilight said trying to play the situation off as some kind of joke
Twilight clears her throat and exhales heavily
"All right, sorry about that......., Anyways! Our next destination is sweet apple acres which is responsible for some of the best apple products in Equestria!", Twilights walks you into the sweet smelling farm and into a barn Where a smaller pony presumably a child, sweeping dust and grime from the floor.
"Oh hey Twilight, what are you doing here, and whos this pony?", The small red maned pony said
" Apple Bloom Meet Billy Wire, he moved into Ponyville yesterday and I'm introducing him to all my friends, Have you seen Applejack?", Twilight says
" She might be buckin apple", Apple Bloom replied
"Alright well I'll head to the orchards then", Twilight says as she begins walking towards the apple orchards, Billy follows along

After about 10 minutes of walking rows and rows of what seemed like an endless hell of apple trees Billy and Twilight hear a groaning noise like something was struggling from around the corner, Billy sees this as an opportunity to show Twilight he was a "nice and generous" Stallion to further gain her trust
"Applejack!", Twilight shouts
"Huh?, Twilight what are you doing here?, And whos this Stallion you brought here?", She questions
"This is my new friend Billy Wire, He moved here all the way from Hoofululu! I thought I'd introduce him to all our friends!"
" well Howdy Billy glad to see new faces in Ponyville!", Applejack says
"Thank you. May I ask what you were doing? You sound like you were struggling with something, maybe I can help'', Billy says in a persuasive voice
"Well, I was just bucking apples but for some reason the apples on this tree just won't fall off! And I'm not leaving till they do!", Applejack says
"I think I have just the solution", Billy says as he runs the opposite direction from the tree gaining immense speed, He turns around and flings his whole body, hind hooves first straight into the tree. Billy kicked the tree so hard that not only did all the apple's fall of but so did the leaves and all the branches, When suddenly a crack forms in the tree and the tree splits in half, as Applejack and Twilight gaze in sheer awe , They had never seen a kick so powerful

"Well that uh... worked, Maybe a little to well", Billy says
" Oh my Celestia, Billy, that was amazing! That was better than drinking cider on a warm summer day!", Applejack say's with enthusiasm
"oh uh thank you, Sorry about the tree", Billy says
"Don't worry about it, that was amazing! where did you learn to buck like that?"
"Uh...... Hoofululu, very old pineapple bucking technique passed down generation to generation", Billy responded
Twilight begins to turn into a tomato once again as she continues to think about Billy's sheer strength
I wonder what else he can do......., Twilight thinks to herself
Billy notices Twilight blushing and walks toward her and says.
"Alright, lets go before you turn into a liquid",
Twilight freezes and goes limp and starts murmuring to herself, incomprehensible speech about Billy.
Billy grabs her hoof and drags her through the Farm as Applejack waves goodbye with a huge smile on her face. Man for a princess Twilight is a fucking idiot, How is she getting this head over heels for somepony she just met........
Eh probably plot reasons or something idk, Billy thought to himself.

Billy walked into an alleyway still dragging a dazed Twilight, Billy propped her up against the wall of the shop and began shaking her attempting to wake her from her love struck daze. Eventually snapping her back into reality
"W-w-Where are we?" , Twilight asked
" where in an alleyway", Billy responded with an annoyed tone
"What happened? did I pass out?", She asks
"Yeah You got all excited over my strength and fell into a daze"
"HEY! You could've at least been a little more blunt about it"
"Well it's funnier saying it as it is", Billy says with a smirk
"But anyways now that you're not liquifying shall you continue my tour?" Billy retorts
" Sure but , may I hold your hoof?", Twilight says with a shaky voice.
"Well you only live once", Billy holds his hoof out to Twilight as she grabs it in a hurry whilst a big grin forms on her face
Twilight runs out of the alleyway with Billy's hoof in hand as the two crash into a Light blue colored pony with a rainbow mane.

"HEY WATCH WHERE YOUR-,Twilight?", The blue pony said
"What are you doing, and who's this pony I've never seen him around before?"

"Oh,right!Rainbow Dash this is Billy Wire, Billy wire this Rainbow Dash, she's one of the fastest Flyers in Equestria! She's even managed to make it as a Wonderbolt!, And Rainbow Dash this is Billy Wire he's a professional Bit trader and Bit broker, He came to move to our town all the way from Hoofululu!"

"Uh, huh yeah I don't know Twilight this guy seems suspicious, I mean just look at him he looks like a book definition of Villain, He has all the signs showing, Came from a far out of town place all of a sudden, high profile job, He even has a strange name! "Billy Wire'' what in the name of Celestia does that even mean!, Come on Twilight even I can clearly see it!"
Twilight's eyes widen and a large frown forms on her face
"RAINBOW DASH HOW DARE YOU!", Twilight shouts
" Billy has been nothing but nice to me and the rest of our friends! How dare you be so bigoted and mean towards some you hardly know!, Rainbow Dash I thought you were better than this, Hmph ! Come on, let's go Billy!"
"Whatever", Billy scoffs
"Say so for yourself Twilight, don't be so head over heels for somepony you just met! I'll be saying I told you so soon," Rainbow Dash retorts in an angered voice as she flips Twilight And Billy off with her wings, as the two walk towards the Everfree Forest.
"Billy I'm so sorry Rainbow acted that way, she can be very territorial and judgmental sometimes"
"Don't sweat it Twilight, It's nothing to waste time on just an immature pony trying to be the savior of the day"
"But anyways, where are we going Twilight?", Billy asked
"oh! there's one last person aside from a resident in the castle i'd like to introduce you to, and she lives in this forest"
Billy and Twilight walked for 5 minutes before stumbling across a meadow filled with wildlife and a small cottage in the middle of it
"is this your friend's house?, Billy asked
"Yes it is!"

Twilight walks with Billy, to the small cottage and knocks on the door, A quiet voice peered from inside
"Who is it"?
"It's Twilight you silly!"
The door slowly creaked open and a yellow pony with a pink mane peered around the corner of the door .
"Hey Twilight, um what brings you here so early?", The yellow pony said sheepishly
"Hi Fluttershy , I came to introduce you to someone new!"
"Eeeep!", She shouted as she ran back inside and slams the door shut
"Don't worry Fluttershy he's a friend of mine , he moved into the castle and I wanted to introduce him to all of our friends"
the door opens once more and Fluttershy comes out and introduces herself in an awkward manner
"h-h-h Hello..... I'm.... Fluttershy", She whispered
"I'm sorry I didn't quite catch that. Can you repeat that?"
"I said Fluttershy", she said in an even quieter tone
Tears begin to form in her eyes
"Ok then Fluttershy, This is Billy Wire, Billy this is Fluttershy" Twilight interjected
"We'll come back later, I see you're busy", Twilight said, so she could get Fluttershy out of this awkward situation.
The door immediately slams shut and soft whimpers could be heard from the door
"Does she always do that?", Billy asked
" Yeeeeeeeeah she's not to good in social situations, she'll warm up to you though she has with everyone I've introduced to her"
"I see"
"well that's everyone wanna head back to the castle?, well.....except Starlight Glimmer but she lives in the castle so well run into her regardless"
"Sure there's nothing else I had planned for today", Billy responded

Billy and Twilight headed back towards the castle
As Twilight and Billy reach the castle the castle door suddenly bursts open and out comes another purple pony
"TWILIGHT I THINK SOMEONE BROKE INTO THE CASTLE" The purple pony shouted hyperventilating in between every word
"I WENT TO THE GUEST HALL AND ONE THE ROOMS WAS UNLOCKED AND THE BED WAS SLEPT IN"
"Starlight calm down its fine" Twilight said calmly
"The person in that room is right here, He just moved in to Ponyville all the way from Hoofululu and I offered him to spend a few nights at the castle"
"ARE YOU INSANE TWILIGHT, YOUR GONNA LET SOME STRANGER INTO THE CASTLE LIKE ITS NOTHING?"
Ah shit here we go again, Billy thought to himself
"Oh come on starlight!Rainbow Dash and now you! I can't believe you out of all pony's would be mean to somepony who just moved here! Come on when I let you into the castle you were practically a stranger Starlight!"
" Yeah but that was different Twilight!"

Billy stood there frozen with a blank expression on his face doing his hardest to tune the twos bickering out, When a random thought occurred to him. You know this whole time I haven't seen another pony like Twilight, The whole horn and wings shebang, I wonder why, Billy thought to himself.
Billy had tuned Twilight and Starlight's bickering out that by the time he started paying attention again all he heard was
"Ok fuck you Twilight I'm gonna go to the spa, I need a nice steam bath after listening to you spout your heresy, Ughh!" , Starlight walked off in a fit of anger as Twilight scoffed at her

Twilight grabs Billy's hoof and brings him into the castle
Twilight Sighs heavily "Billy I'm so sorry, I swear she's not usually like this"
"Twilight it's fine I don't really care"
"Oh phew, I thought you might've been mad or something"
"It's fine I've heard worse, But anyways may I ask, how come I haven't seen another pony like you here?"
"What do you mean Billy?"
" I mean the whole horn and wings thing, I haven't seen anyone else with the pair"
"OH!, Since I'm a Princess I transformed into an Alicorn which is a sign of high royalty and only given to Princesses' and Prince's"
"Ah ok, Please excuse I must use the men's room"
Billy bolts up the stairs of the castle straight into his room panting and sweating profusely,
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, Billy began to scream in his mind, Given what Twilight said the thought that Billy had showed up in this world and transformed into an Alicorn was terrifying to him, His façade could fall apart in an instant and Twilight and her friends would immediately freak out and Billy wasn't any sort of royalty so he couldn't lie his way out of this one, Billy quickly looked at how puffy and thick his mane was and styled it in a way that completely covered his horn, He hoped it would be enough to fool everyone in Ponyville.
Billy walked back down to the main hall as Twilight gazed at him an awe, like some kind of mythical creature
"Billy, your mane.....is........beautiful"
"Thanks, but is there a library of some kind in this place? I want to learn more about Ponyville's history"
Twilight snapped out of her daze
"Oh yes right this way Billy!"
Twilight took Billy by the hoof down the hall and around the corner, was a library filled wall to wall with massive shelves packed to the absolute brim with books of every category and genre imaginable. From Magic to the weapons of Equestria you need it it's probably there,
" Twilight, do you mind if I read some of these?"
"Oh no go ahead, it's my pleasure!"
"Thank you my dear", Billy said as he rushed over to the large wall of spell books
"Oh uh hehe no problem b-bb-bbb- Billy". Twilight says sheepishly as she yet again turns into a tomato from just the slightest advancement form Billy
"i-ii-ii-I'll Leave you to your r-rrr-r-reading heeheeheehee" ,Twilight runs off to her room, presumably to do something about how she was feeling about Billy but that not important, anyways Billy grabbed the 1st book off the spell shelf that read "Magic for Dummies volume 1"

"Finally my time to rule this land has come, '' Billy says as he manically cackles to himself and his evil grins shine even brighter than before.

Wretched Writings

Billy began his reading, grabbing every book from the magic shelf and volumes 1-2,974 of equestrian history reading late into the night, With the turn of each page he could feel himself becoming more and more powerful his eyes began to glow his horn shining as the knowledge from the thousands of books in Twilight's library entered his mind in a storm of pure chaos. Finally the last batch of books fell from Billy's swirling aura of pure power as collapsed to the ground and the door slowly creaked open.

oh fuck , Billy thought to himself as the hoof steps got closer and closer to him, He quickly piled all the books in one neat stack and flipped to a random page in equestrian history volume 2,973 to a rather cute page of twilight smiling and blushing. The hoofs got closer and closer until a small light emerged from around the corner, "Billy?", A soft voice spoke, it was twilight in pajamas holding a candle, "What are you doing here so late Billy?"

"Oh uh..... Reading!" He said with a fake grin

Twilight observed the large pile of books Billy had read

"Wow I didn't know you liked literature that much!"

"yep you know me an absolute bookworm can't keep my eyes off them!"

"So what are you reading now Billy?"

"Oh Uh-", Before he could finish Twilight grabbed the book from his hooves and looked at the page he was on blushing and smiling

"Oh Billy you sly stallion, Books aren't the only things you can't keep your eyes off of are they?"

oh god please stop hitting on me ,Billy thought as he slightly scowled and blanked out.

"Billy, You alright?"

"Oh yes just uh.............Thinking about you Twilight!"

"Oh Billy, you really can't stop thinking about me!"

"Tell you what Billy meet me in my room later tonight I have a gift for you ;)"

"oh ok, see you then", Billy said in a shaky voice

Twilight bit her lip and exited the library

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK , Billy thought to himself, He realized he was in quiet the predicament and he had to lay with a princess the panic ensued and he began pacing around the library with a distraught look on his face

oh go I really don't want to fuck her, she not even that pretty , But I have no choice either blow my cover or get caught and get eviscerated by whatever fag magic they have, I swear this wench will be my downfall Hmph. , Billy only had one option and he knew it, So he gathered all his courage and sheepishly walked to Twili's room

Bill walked up the flight of stairs to her room with every step getting heavier and heavier until he finally reached her room he lightly knocked his hoof on Twili's door, gulping and visibly sweating but still keeping a straight face

"Come innnnnnn !" Twilight's muffled voice said

Billy slowly opened the door preparing himself for the madness he was about to plunge into

there in a heart shaped bed laid a Twilight dressed in black silk lingerie

Billy gulped as he slowly approached Twilight as she waved her hoof for him to come closer

Billy laid beside her keeping a straight face but slowly breaking on the inside. The last thing he wanted was to smash the behind of some wench he just met, But he swallowed all his pride and placed a hoof on Twilight's back and began stroking it as conversation between the two quickly engaged.

"So, Billy..........., Tell me about your personal life", Twilight said with a seductive tone as she poured wine

"well uh... I do enjoy music"

"oooooh what kind?"

" uh mainly metal and rock any genre of these are great"

"Oh ok, I was never really into that type of music, It to loud and noisy for me but I wont lie it does seem fun to listen to"

" Uh huh yep", He replied sheepishly as he looked at his wine.

about 10 minutes had passed of small chit chat, when suddenly Billy began thinking

this is going nowhere and my wine glass isn't even half empty yeesh, well I guess have to take charge

Billy let out a soft sigh and chugged his wine like a champ

"Lets fuckin do this baby"

Billy flipped Twili over and pulled out his stallion hood for her to behold

Billy ripped open an condom slipped it on and went to town on Twilight

thrusting straight into her with no hesitation

"OH BILLY! DON'T STOP!" , Twili moaned

Billy rammed his Stallion hood into Twilight with the force of the ThrustSSC

each pound getting better than the last as both melted into what could only be described as a puddle of pure pleasure

"Twilight you're so tight!"

"It's my first time Billy!"

"That explains a lot"

Billy kept thrusting into Twilight

her soft moans filled the room

Billy went harder and harder with no hesitation

twilights eyes rolled to the bac of her head, as she began moaning like a fucking whale

"jeez it must be like heaven for her"

"Billy I'm gonna!"

"Me too Twili!"

the two pony's climaxed together as they collapsed together on the bed

"Billy......."

"Thank you for making me the happiest mayre in all of Equestria"

" No problem Twili...."

Billy an Twilight stared at each other passionately as Billy topped her once more

"wanna go again?"

"Sur-"

an audible knock filled the air, as the door knob turned

Starlight glimmer entered the room and began speaking

"hey twilight about earlier I'm sorry for losing my cool-"

and awkward silence occurred as everyone in the room exchanged glances at each other

nothing had been spoken it was if time had stopped until a whisper escaped starlight's mouth

" ......you filthy skank......."

"I'm sorry what?", Retorted twilight

"YOU FILTHY SKAAAAAAAAAAAAANK"

starlight was furious huffing and puffing as she stared at twilight and Billy caught up in the act

"HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A DIRTY THING WITH SOME COLT YOU JUST MET? WHAT KIND OF FILTHY PERVRTED SEX HUNGRY MAYRE"

"Starlight how could you!, you know damn well out of all ponies I'm the least like that!"

"well Twilight CLEARY your actions say otherwise, like come on! you just met this pony not even 3 days ago and now you're letting him into the castle AND you're sleeping with him????? you hardly know anything about him and it's even more suspicious that he just so happened to come from some far away land, Like come on Twilight he's textbook definition suspicious guy!"

twilight stood there frozen in time as her ears rang at the sound of Starlight comparing her beloved Billy to that of a low life suspicious man

"...........................................................................How dare you", Twilight said grinding her teeth

"huh?"

Starlight was taken aback by Twilights remark

"WATCH YOUR FUCKING TOUNGE STARLIGHT"

"um....excuse me?, who do you think your talking to Twilight"

Twilights face turned a deep shade of red as if all of her blood had rushed all to her face all at once

"I SAID HOW DARE YOU! I cannot BELIEVE your pettiness and how impolite you've been to Billy! Just because he's new in town and I've fallen for him doesn't mean he's some evil criminal mastermind! He doesn't deserve to be treated like this and you know it, you're treating him like how you were treated and the worst part is you don't even feel slightly bad!"

"Twilight, how many times do I have to say this is different than my case!"

"NO IT ISN'T STARLIGHT AND YOU KNOW IT!"

the to continued to bicker as Billy slowly got out of the bed and crept his way out of the room hoping no one would notice

god they wont shut the fuck up, I've got to get out of here Billy thought

he slowly trotted his way out of the the room before Starlight stopped him

"AND YOU!"

she shouted with a an angry face and menacingly pointed a hoof at Billy

"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT LEAVING THERE'S SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT YOU AND I'M GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF IT AND ONCE I DO I CAN FINALLY TELL THIS SKANK "TOLD YOU SO" "

twilight suddenly raised her hoof with the might of Celestia and Luna's power and brought it down straight onto Starlight's face

An audible bang rang through the castle as starlight flew back and hit the ground from Twilight's rage filled attack

everyone in the room went silent, Twilight was huffing loudly

as starlight laid there looking at her in horror with tears flowing down her face

Twilight's eyes widened as she realized what she's done

Starlight got up and ran out of the room as she continued to heavily sob

"Starlight I....................................................................................I'm sorry........................"

Twilight fell to the floor as she sobbed into her hooves, Billy walked over to her and placed a hoof on her back hugging her attempting to comfort her as much as she could

Twilight began crying loudly, Billy stood there coldly

" I-I-I-I I-II-I fucked up big time Billy!..... How am I going to fix this! I slapped her!......no! I practically beat her to a pulp. There's no going back now!"

"Twilight! please calm down your over reacting, I mean sure you hit her pretty hard but give it a week or 2 and attempt to make up with it and if that doesn't work I'll try and help, ok?

twilight continued sniffling as tears rapidly ran down her face

" really?", She asked

"Yeah, I promise everything will work out in time"

Billy held a hoof to Twilights face and kissed her horn

"You should get some sleep Twili it's getting late"

"ok *sniffles* see you in the morning Billy, I love you <3"

"I love you too Twili"

Billy walked off to his room as he manically chuckled to himself quietly

Twilight didn't suspect a damned thing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, That fool she doesn't suspect anything nd now I can finally toil in my workshop of filth for the forthcoming days of retribution

Billy entered his room in the castle and set up a small table in the corner of the room were he began drawing intricate designs for weaponry he dubbed " the crystal killers" and started mapping out his attacks on the most important places in Equestria

"That's enough planning for now I should probably get some rest, after all I can’t take over the world on a tired mind"

Billy closed his eyes as he laid into his pillow and drowned into his covers until a sudden thought hit him

wait.........Am I a zoophile now?.............

eh isn't the worst thing I've done, oh well

Billy rested peacefully knowing he will soon rule many new kingdoms with an iron fist.

Mystery Of Illusion

Another night of peaceful sleep had passed and as before Billy knew it morning has risen upon him and Equestria
Billy began speaking to himself.
"ahh another day another............"
"hm........."
"it's quiet...................too quiet"

Billy became weary, something was definitely off, The castle felt dead for some reason as if the life had been sucked out of the surrounding premises, Billy shrugged it off considering the events that occurred last night it reasonably would have made everyone tense............good thing Billy doesn't care.
Billy walked down to the kitchen to make breakfast when he found a letter on the table
He began reading it out loud
"Let's see here......."
"Dear Billy,
I left early this morning to gather things to execute my plan of fixing what I did to Starlight yesterday,
in order for this plan to work this calls for me to gather her favorite things for the best chances of an effective apology. I'm not sure how long I'll be out but it won't be a fast venture so......Make yourself comfortable!
- Love Twili <3"

"well well well looks like a full day of plotting is ahead of me"
"I should probably get some breakfast first"
Billy walked to the pantry and pulled a box of Applejacks and began eating
"This cereal sucks"
he muttered to himself, when a sudden trot filled the ambience of the otherwise empty castle. It was Starlight trotting down the hall, she looked terrible her mane tangled and frizzy, her eyes bloodshot and filled with tears and makeup rolling off her face, she had definitely still been shaken by last nights occurrences

Good thing it wasn't Billy's problem
starlight walked into the kitchen and looked directly at Billy
"oh it's you...", she said sounding disheveled
"Well look like somepony woke up on the wrong side of the bed"
"SILENCE YOU!"
"you know damn well why I'm mad! you...you....you ....YOU CASTLE CRASHER!"
"Well geez excuuuuuuuuse me princess", Billy said sarcastically waving his hoof in a bowing motion
"Who in Tartarus do you think you are to just invade some pony's castle and then groom her into loving you! I know for a fact you have some ulterior motives and once I figure out what it is you are going down!"
"well good luck with that you third rate sorcerer, with a fourth rate spell book"
Starlight was taken aback as she let out a massive gasp at Billy's insult
"HOW DARE YOU! you really do know the right way to piss me off hmph!"

Starlight fucked off into nowhere as Billy looked on and continued to aggressively eat his cereal.
He suddenly had a devious thought
wait....if Starlight's all depressed and what not that means she's all emotionally vulnerable or whatever, hmmmmmmmmmm. I've got it! I can fake that miserable mare's suicide, All I've got to do is wait for twilight to come back sneak into Starlight's room and quietly assassinate her and then play it off cool, Oh boy its all coming together
Billy ran into his room and laid out a blueprint for his weapon of choice a nice thick rope the perfect weapon for what he was about to do
"All that's left now is to sit and wait, But that would be a waste of the precious time I have."
Billy thought for a bit
If I'm going to take over Equestria the first sound minded thing to do is destroy their main line of defense being Twilight and her retarded friends, and that's easier said than done considering I actually have to befriend these pony's and gain all of their trust especially that gay one she already has a lying suspicion but, as for the others getting under their skin ......or I should say fur is easy for rarity just be her dress up doll and lie straight to her face should get eh job done, and for Applejack I guess just helping around her farm and getting drunk with her should do the trick, as for Fluttershy I'm not very sure considering she didn't even show me her face when I tried to meet her hm............. I guess befriending everyone else will help out with easing her awkwardness but that's all I can really do until I know more about her, but for pinkie pie that's easy considering she writes full length albums for people she met 12 seconds ago I don't think its that hard to get on her good side , so just hanging out with her will probably work in my favor only drawback is she is FUCKING ANNOYING but if I have any chance of taking this place over its my best and currently only solution but she surely cannot be more annoying than that half brained Gungan I meet on Naboo, I'm glad I ripped his tongue now he cant speak in that awful voice of his I still remember his words as I bound him to a table and stole his tongue " meesa in beeeeeeeeeeg doo doo dis time" what a great memory, But now is not the time to reminisce I still have to plot, So once I've cleared out Twilight's friends the only significant things to deal with our Discord, The crystal empire and Canterlot, The rest of the little settlements here will be concurred with ease but as far as I know the crystal empire is going to be my hardest target to conquer how do I even approach this because I have three main targets cadence, Shining Armor and their stupid child princess mcflurry or something like that, The best way to execute the three is take them out 1 by 1......but with what? I'm not sure if fire arms exist in this world their to primitive for that and I can't exactly go into the castle with a spear or sword and reek havoc I must use something ranged and quiet so I've got to make it myself

Billy grabbed a sheet of paper and began carefully drawing a blueprint of a 22 caliber rifle
He carefully mapped out every intricate part of the rifle, his weapon had finished being designed, now all that's left is to gather materials, but where would he find steel pipes and something that could shape steel into whatever he desired? He pondered his options and came to the realization he could use his magic to shape the steel, But he had to find the time and privacy to use it.
great now all that's left to do is gather the materials, Applejack could definitely get me everything I need but if I directly asked her suspicion would arise , eureka! I must disguise myself if executed properly my plan shall remain a total and utter secrecy. It's all coming together now.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Billy stopped cackling at his devious thoughts as a hoof lightly knocked on his door
"can I come in?"
it was twilights voice
"Yeah sure just give me a sec" , Billy responded as he quickly stuffed all his blueprints and writings in various nooks and crannies in the room. He walked over to the door and looked at the clock. It was already 5:00pm Billy thought to himself before unlocking the door
I guess time flies when you're plotting evil schemes
Billy opened the door as Twilight came rushing in holding a grocery bag, and in typical Twilight fashion she went on some nonsense spiel about whatever bullshit she just did.

"Ok! So for my forgiveness gift I traveled to Canterlot to get this custom doll of Starlight's best friend Maud. It cost me a fortune to get it made so quickly! but it's worth it and then I got her a new hardhat and pick ax because she loooooooooove mining and looking for rocks and then I got her the complete-"
Billy placed his hoof over Twilights mouth
"Ok that's cool and all but Starlight ain't exactly a happy camper just yet, She's really messed up and I know because I saw her this morning and uh...... things did not go great to say the least"
"I'm sorry Billy, I don't know why she's acting this way it makes know sense considering she herself was a villain before I met her and now she's labeling you a villain without even knowing you!"
"Nah it's fine she'll probably chill out eventually, But for now i'd say go see how she's doing and check every couple of days and when the time is right give her the gift and try to make up. it's as simple as that"
"Thank you Billy, you really pulled me back to my senses"
Twilight kissed Billy and exited the room. Billy cringed and had a face of pure disgust on
While she goes to do whatever I should probably do, more reading up on the 2 sisters I think it would do me some good.
Twilight walked away from Billy's room and began her walk to Starlight's room.
She began thinking while walking.

I hope she's ok, I went way too hard on her and I really didn't mean to it just.............kind of happened but with em though? The princess of friendship breaking one of her closest bonds in one of the most obscene ways imaginable...............all I can do is hope she forgives me
Twilight arrived at Starlight's room and took a big breath in and exhaled heavily. She knocked on the door
silence uncomfortably filled the air
"What......................", Starlight's muffled voice spoke in a tone that could only be described as someone about to commit a toaster bath.
"Um.... It's me Twilight ,I want to talk things out......."
"Go away"
there was a solid minute of silence
"Starlight please work with me....."
"I SAID GO AWAY YOU FILTHY WHORE!"
Loud noises of anger could be heard through the starlight's door. She very quickly became violent and the noise of objects being destroyed and thrown against the wall were the only audible thing in the hallway.
"Ok not the time I guess I'll just see myself out of here"
Twilight quickly fled
"GR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I HATE YOU"
Starlight shouted with anger as she threw a chair into the door, with all 4 legs of the chair piercing the door.
Starlight fell to the floor and sobbed up a pool.

Twilight ran back to her room and tumbled into Billy on her way
"Oh hey Twili, So how'd it go?"
"Oh Billy it went horribly!"
Twilight hugged Billy and sobbed into him
"I went to go apologize and she yelled at me and said very awful things, but not only that she was so angered she started destroying things in her room!"
"It's ok Twilight like I said it will take some time"
"I don't know Billy she went crazy I'm not sure this will ever be solved "
"Twilight just trust me on this one, I promise it will work out fine"
"well.........If you say so Billy, I hope you're right"
Billy wiped the tears from Twilight's face and kissed her
"I love you"
"I love you to Twilight, It's getting late we should probably get some sleep"
"Oh your right it is already 11, well goodnight then"
Billy Walked Twilight back to her room and returned to his room
just a few more days Billy and the first part of your plan can be complete all you have to do now is just sit and wait, yep siiiiiiiiit and whaaaaaaaat

Several days had passed since Twilight had tried to apologize to Starlight , each day she had knocked and was met with the chilling words
"Go away", nothing less and nothing more, and the only times Starlight was seen outside her room was to get food. She looked terrible, her man was completely out of shape looking rugged and tangled, her eyes bloodshot and bags a deep shade of purple and her stares filled with hatred and malice. Everyday Twilight had tried to muster up the courage to talk to her but immediately lost it as she would hear the horrid crys seeping through the door that blocked her off from the outside world, Starlights friends quickly became concerned but Twilight never had the guts to tell them what had truly happened all she said was
"She's busy with important friendship duties", Not a single one of them bought it and each became more and more pissed off at Twilight
The evening fell over Equestria as A loud knocking woke everyone in the castle. Twilight walked to the castle doors and they flew open as an angry Trixie walked inside huffing and puffing.
"OK,WHERE IS SHE?, IT'S BEEN A WEEK AND NOTHING NOT A SINGLE WORD"
"Trixie like I said shes on an important friendship trip"
"OH BULLSHIT TWILIGHT STARLIGHT WOULDN'T JUST LEAVE AND TELL ME HER BEST FRIEND"
"Trixie I know you're worried but trust me she's fine-"
"OH GIVE IT UP TWILIGHT! THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU, YOU CAN NEVER GIVE ANYONE A STRAIGHT ANSWER"
"Ok geez Trixie you didn't have to take it there......."
the two continued to argue as Billy peeked around the corner to listen in. The time for his plan to go into action was now or never.

Billy grabbed his rope and placed a letter that stated he was going out to town on his bed and headed to Starlight's room. The arguing of Twilight and Trixie would keep them occupied for now in order for him to execute Starlight.
Billy arrived at Starlights door and knocked calmly
"who is it............."
"It's me .......Billy"
"What could you possibly want from me"
"What?"
"Did I stutter...What more could you want from me you've taken my friends, my pride, my happiness ,and any emotion I could still feel other than sadness"
"Starlight i'm sorry.....I never knew you felt that way, if it means anything to you can we talk? please......i'm not here for me i'm here for Twilight she's been really trying to apologize and she even did a whole bunch of arbitrary junk for you to try and maximize her point so please just help me out ok? I hate seeing Twilight so upset and what I hate even more is one of her friends is so distort, So please can we just talk?"
Starlight sat there and pondered a bit, the stallion she bashed beyond belief may not be such a bad guy after all...............
"Ok come in......"

Starlight Foolishly opened the door for Billy.

"So um, What did you want to say? i'm all ears"

"Oh yes so Twilight wanted me to apologize on her behalf since you wouldn't answer her at the door"

Billy paced around the room as Starlight laid in her bed facing the opposite direction of Billy. Billy took note of Starlights position as he drowned out whatever garbage she was spouting and pulled the rope from his bag, he walked up behind her and quickly pulled it around her neck

"What are you doing you fuck!"

"Be quiet you vestigial structure of a pony can't you see i'm trying to strangle you!"

Billy quickly maneuvered himself into a position where he could suspend Starlights movement by choking her with the rope over one of her beds wooden columns

"I-I was Rr-Right about y-You!"

"ah indeed you were but you let your guard down too soon you silly filly"

Starlight Struggled to escape the rope flailing her body like a fish out of water and trying to knack at the rope, But Billy's grip was too strong

"What a delight, I get to watch the life slowly fade from you and the best part is that it was my doing and you can't do anything to stop it!
"T-thats where you're wrong you fiend! HYA!"
Starlight tried to use her magic but all her horn did was slightly glow and stutter, losing all her power the minute she tried to use it
"Nn-No! Please Billy you don't have to do this please!, What did I ever do to you other than be rightfully suspicious!"
"Can you hear your guardian angel crying? I can"
Billy Tugged harder on the rope as Starlight's Eyes began Dilating as she could feel herself going closer into the light, every breath and blink more painful than the last as she saw a red skull appear and disappear every time she blinked.
"No.......Not........Like......This.........."
Starlight went limp and fell to the ground, Billy took her pulse she was still alive but not for long. Billy quickly made a noose with the rope he had choked Starlight with and hung it from her ceiling. He then looked at the chair in the room and had a devious idea. He grabbed the chair and propped it under the noose followed by grabbing starlight and positioning her in the noose and standing on the chair,She woke up dazed and stared billy right in the eyes.
"YOU!", She shouted
"are dead", Billy responded coldly as he kicked the chair out from under her.
Her weakened body hung in the noose as she gasped for air the noises of her squirming in the noose filled the room as Billy coldly starred as she breathed her last breathe and went cold, Billy checked her pulse and the deed was done he had successfully reaped the soul of Starlight glimmer
Billy Was almost finished with his plan he just needed one more thing a fake suicide note So he took Starlights diary and started writing, Surprisingly her penmanship was awful so it wasn't very hard to copy.He began writing

"I've had enough I couldn't take it anymore, So I found a place in my mind and slammed the door and no Matter how hard you try You couldn't understand. Goodbye"

-Starlight Glimmer

as he finished writing the note, placed it on her bed and exited through the window in her room making sure he left no evidence behind. As Billy scaled the castle he could hear Trixie and Twilight Fighting downstairs in the main hall, He paid no attention to their retarded bickering and ran to the nearest lake to act as if he was fishing to clear all suspicion like he had written in his note.
"OK THAT'S IT TWILIGHT"
Trixie threw a smoke bomb on the ground and ran down the hall.
"Hey get back here Trixie!"
Twilight went airborne and trailed Trixie until they reached Starlights room
"Trixie please let's just talk about this!"
"NO I'M DONE TALKING YOU DICK, MY FRIEND IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHATEVER GARBAGE YOU COULD POSSIBLY TRYING TO TELL ME"
"No wait!"
Trixie kicked down Starlights door as her and Twilight's eyes both widened and their jaws dropped
A moment of silence was had before Trixie began angrily crying and screaming, Twilight became confused at the sight of her hanging corpse, she had never seen such a horrid sight not even in the worst parts of Equestria
"No Starlight.........................It cant be..............she wouldn't just ..................no......."
Twilight began crying her face full of snot and tears
"ST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RL IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LIGHT", Screamed the 2 mares
as their voices rang through Ponyville Billy couldn't help but chuckle to himself at the river as he casted his rod into the ocean.

Snuff

The gig was up.......
Twilight was in deep shit there was no way out of this one
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TWILIGHT?"
Twilight stood there frozen as she broke into a nervous sweat, she mumbled her words in a soft voice
"I.....I.......I"
"SPIT IT THE FUCK OUT YOU STUPID BASTARD"
" I slapped her.....in a fit o-oo-of anger, Im sorry"
"YOU WHAT"
"Trixie I didn't mean to!, it was an accident"
"WELL LOOK WERE YOUR LITTLE FUCK UP GOT US NOW, IVE LOST MY BESTFRIEND BECASUE OF YOU"
Trixie began crying heavily as the thoughts of her newly deceased friend filled her mind
"THIS IS WHY EVERYONE HATES YOU TWILIGHT THIS IS WHY EVERYONE BUT YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WISH DEATH UPON YOU,AND NOW BECAUSE OF YOU...................... I've lost everything, my friend and the only pony I've ever loved ................. all because of you.............."
Trixie said all this in the middle of her having a mental breakdown as Twilight watched in horror
This continued for a solid 20 minutes before trixie got up and spoke.
"Now if you excuse me......I need to get my affairs in order and begin planning my best friends funeral"

Twilight broke down and screamed for Trixie to wait as she cried uncontrollably, But hoof steps and voices rang in the hallway and lightly spoke.
"Twilight what's wrong??"
It was applejack and the rest of Twilight's friends
"Starlight she...She!"
"OMG OMG OMG! NO ONE TOLD ME WE WERE THROWING A SURPRISE PARTY! LOOK AT THAT AWESOME STARLIGHT PINATA!"
"Pinkie...........I don't think that's a piñata........."
Applejack didn't have the courage to point out the obvious and neither did the others
"Of course it is silly! look see!"
WACK
Pinkie had pulled out a large piece of lumber and struck Starlights corpse so hard, The lower half split open and the bottom half flew and hit the glass breaking it and falling down on some passerby's
The room stood still as everyone had a gaping expression of pure disgust
"Pinkie........get the fuck out", Rainbow dash said as she facepalmed
Pinkie's eyes filled with tears and her lips quivered and her eyes enlarged, She made haste and exited before the scene could become anymore grim

"Sugarcube what gulp happened?"
"Starlight......I.....I Smacked her......."
"Darling why????", Rarity asked
Twilight proceeded to recount the events of the past week and the events of today. As she finished all her friends looked on in terror as the fowl stench of blood filled the room
"I think i'm going to be sick", Rarity said as she ran to the Bathroom
rarity ran to the bathroom and puked for what seemed like 10 hours
she came back into the room announcing she couldn't be here due to her not being able to process what she's seen
Twilight broke down on the floor as RD,AJ, and Flutters stared speechlessly
"Sugarcube........................do you wanna talk?"
"NO!", Twilight screamed as she got up and ran to her room crying and slamming the door
her friends followed and stayed outside her door and began talking amongst each other
" Come out Twilight we need to talk. I smell trouble all over this!. This is fucking sus AJ"

"Look Dash...........................................i'm as skeptical as you but I think we should leave her for now she clearly doesn't want to talk"
"Aw come on Aj she clearly needs us right now, this definitely has Billy's name all over it!"
"Ok Rainbow Dash i've had about enough if your bull honkey this is all you've been talking about, Billy this Billy that its like your obsessed with him or something and its getting pretty annoying"
"UH- come on back me up here flutters!"
Flutters was still heavily crying and the Rainbow Dash wasn't helping
"COME ON FLUTTERS!"
Rainbow Dash kept insisting but it made flutters situation worse, when suddenly flutters yelled out
"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH DASHIE, I HATE YOU", she ran out of the castle and back to her cottage.
RD and Aj were in a sour mood and both decided to leave as to avoid a full out war between them.

A week had passed since Starlight had died and things weren't getting any better.Twilight had been a total wreck ever since that horrid day she hadn't left the castle for anything and she hasn't talked to anyone............not even Billy, But not only was the princess of friendship broken so was ponyville, a suicide was something that was unpresented in their town let alone equestria.
Like Trixie said she had to plan for a funeral and said funeral was today and things were already off to a rough start.
"Oh hey darling...................how are you doing? we haven't seen you in a week......."
"I...I've been fine totally nothing wrong here", Twilight was visibly struggling to hold her smile.........it was uncanny to say the least
"Well that's great to hear about sugarcube..............."
Everyone could read the room, no one here was happy in the slightest and on the verge of crying up enough it could quench the thirst of Africa. Rainbow Dash entered the room and immediately made a scowling face at Aj.
"oh howdy Rainbow-"
"Shut your apple buckin mouth, i'm here to pay respects and the last thing I need to hear is your nonsense"
"I-I All I said was Hi..........."
Bickering broke out between the two and a fight was minutes away from breaking out at the funeral if it wasn't for twilight and her friends restraining them from throwing hooves but suddenly the tension was broken as Billy entered the funeral.
"Oh........uh hey what's up sorry for being late I had to rent a suit ..................", as soon as Billy spoke Rainbow Dash charged immediately towards him and began berating him.
"FUCK YOUUUUUUU, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE HERE HUH? YOUR THE REASON EVERYONES HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE AND YOU SUPPOSEDLLY "CARE" ABOUT TWILIGHT BUT WHERE WERE YOU WHEN SHE NEEDED YOU AND WHEN SHE WAS WALLOWING IN SELF PITY AND SORROW HUH?".

The room went silent as Mayor Mare and everyone in attendance stared in terror
"well um......i'm sorry? I guess", Billy said with confusion
"RAINBOW DASH", Shouted Twilight
"we are all sick and tired of you continuously harassing Billy, he did nothing wrong and the only reason he left me alone this whole time was because I specifically asked him and all of you to leave me be, but for some reason the concept of not wanting everypony around you when your going through tough shit, this whole time you have been nothing but an insensitive bigot so now I humbly ask for you to STOP the foolish for once in your life Rainbow Dash"
No one knew what to say especially since this was coming from the princess of friendship herself. It was indeed a dark day for Equestria.
"HOW DARE YOU, FLUTTERSHY BACK ME UP HERE PUT HER IN HER PLACE"
"No!", Fluttershy shouted
"I'm tired of being dragged into every single one of your ridiculous affairs! I've had it done! ", flutters ran away crying as the situation went from bad to worse
"Look what you've done now Rainbow Dash! this possibly cannot get any worse!", Rarity said

but unfortunately her statement was in vain as Trixie ran up to rainbow dash her eyes red and filled with rage and her teeth grinding to the point of them cracking and shouted..........
"YOU SELF CENTERED PIECE OF SH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT!,GET OUT OF MY FRIENDS FUNERAL NOW"
Trixie screamed this in her face and in the blink of an eye Rainbow Dash took off without a word into the sky.
"Now I think we can get back to what's important here"
The funeral carried on as awkward as you could imagine the levels of cringe in the room was unbelievable, But the funeral came and went, it had been a week since the funeral and 2 weeks since the death but the feeling of depression in Ponyville didn't leave . And as per usual Twilight blamed this all on herself and went nuts it was perfect for Billy to practice refining his magic usage and skills. The whole week Billy was honing his skills using spells of arson,malice,corruption and other various deadly skills, but his hunger for power didn't end at testing his devilish powers on inanimate objects he needed flesh.................death in the flesh.

Night fell and Billy disguised himself and took to the streets of Ponyville looking for those unsuspecting of his devious plan, eventually after enough waiting the streets were clear and a lonesome pony approached from the distance he was small and white and looked gay and retarded and was dressed in these ridiculous looking purple leg warmers and a cutie mark that was just the symbol for male, what the fuck is that even supposed to imply? But anyways Billy's eyes followed him as he walked down the street. The pony quickly noticed and an audible gulp filled the hollow streets as the white pony picked up the pace, Billy shortly followed and eventually caught up to him and kept quiet as he awkwardly walked side by side with Billy . The silence consumed the vacant streets but Billy quickly drew a steel beam from his coat and bonked this tard over the head with it, Billy dragged the body to his room in Twilights and began his gruesome experiments.

"huh?. HUH? WHERE AM I???? WHO ARE YOU", Said the gay looking pony

"I am hell", Replied Billy as he began slowly lifting a rusted industrial saw with his magic. The movement was shaky but nonetheless he was moving it with his horn, as he lifted the saw he lightly dragged against the belly of the pony he had kidnapped and without warning slammed it into his gut causing the pony to scream
"UWA!, Mister, why are you doing this!"
"Silence feebled one"
Billy started moving the saw slowly across the pony's body with his magic making every cut feel worse than the last. Eventually Billy stopped sawing and picked a few railroad spikes and began fiddling with them.
"Mister, what are you going to do with those nails?????? Please don't hurt me anymore this hurts! *;UWU;*"
Billy didn't even respond he just picked up the nails with his horn and squinted his eyes as if he were about to throw a dart at a dart board and softly said,
"Ready aim...................FIRE" He shouted ash he launched the spike directly into the hoof of the gay looking pony.
Billy quickly grabbed a blow torch and began cauterizing the pony's wounds as he shrieked in pain but Billy wasn't done yet he still hadn't used his new dart board to its full potential. Billy grabbed the rest of the spikes and threw them 1 by 1 into the pony's hooves. The pony kept screaming and repeatedly asked why Billy was doing these atrocious actions and then he spoke.
"Tell me your name"
"Ubwa what?"
"I said tell me your name you cretin of a horse"
"Uh uh uh mmm-mm-mmm- my name is sno-"
Billy grabbed the saw and smacked the pony's muzzle off revealing the flesh and bone that laid beneath, The pony could no longer speak only garble in what sounded like an alien trying to scream.
"I've had enough of you, let's set this ship asail"
Billy grabbed the incapacitated pony and dragged him to the deepest depths of the Badlands and pulled a long wooden stick into the ground facing upright. Billy started the pony in the eye telling him nothing just................staring menacingly, and placed his anus first. The pony began screaming with his nasty demon like snarls as he slowly slid down the wooden stick the snarls became louder and the pressure more intense but it didn't phase Billy he just watched as the breath slipped through cracks and left the pony as one end of the stick went in and slowly very very slowly came out the other.

Billy cackled as he paced away from the crime scene and felt his body grow stronger and stronger. He was one step closer to unleashing the final sign of evil upon equestria.

Dissection

A week had passed since the retarded looking pony was murdered, no one found his body it was taken by the sand of the land, But the problem of the princesses depression was still at hand it had already been 3 weeks and not a peep from Twilight. But Billy did not give 2 fucks and decide to work on gaining the rest of her friends trust, so he got up and made his way to Rarity's boutique. Billy softly opened the door as Rarity bolted over to him with a gleam in her eye, she was definitely planning to work her magic on him, dialogue between the two quickly engaged.

"Ooooooh darling! arent you looking fantabulous today!"

"Yes thank you, Now what new things have you made for me?"

"I'm glad you asked!", Rarity shot up as her eyes sparkled and ran straight to the back of the boutique and grabbed a box of unique clothing.

"Here try this one darling!", She opened the box and pulled out a ridiculous outfit reminiscent of Shakespeare's famous clothing.

Billy put on the ridiculous outfit and awkwardly smiled.

"oh yes this ensemble is............ beautiful .......its very........comfy"

"Oh I'm glad you love it!I spent all week working on it just for you!"

"Ah well i'm absolutely flabbergasted thank you very much Ms.Rarity"

"o-oh my *teehee* well you're very welcome Mr.Wire", Rarity was blushing heavily even though she knew that he was Twilight's Boyfriend she couldn't help but feel warm.

"You wouldn't happen to have anything else for me to try on would you", Billy had a cute look in his eyes and rarity took fast notice to it

"Oh... hehe...let me go see what I have!"Rarity bolted back to the back of the boutique and began digging through a box of bizarre clothing, But Billy began thinking to himself.

"What the fuck why is she falling for me this easy? I literally look like every neighborhoods worst nightmare and she's falling head over hooves for me..............What a stupid horse".

Rarity came back into the room with a colossal beam on her face and an even bigger blush holding a large box of clothes that you would scoff at and deem a "weird rich people thing".

"Um hehe, Billy I brought more clothes for you to try on",

she said coyly as she placed the box down and the two started searching its contents. Billy grabbed a bizarre looking Jean jacket with tassels made from jean scraps paired with jeans.It was ridiculous to say the least but the rest of the horrors that awaited him were much more appalling. The hours passed by and Billy's face bore an image of pain, countless hours of trying on ridiculous clothing. The final outfit presented to Billy was a full suit of golden colored night armor with abs built into the design of the suit, He had no comment no thought his head was empty just baffled at the ridiculous finale to this ensemble of obscenities, BUT there was one up to these many downs the armor was well mad and probably strong enough to defend him from whatever equestria could throw at him.

"Well Rarity it's been a very eventful day but it's getting really late outside I must be going"

"Wait! Can't you stay a little longer?, Just for this little ol mare?"

"What for? its late and i've tried on everything you have for me"

Rarity stood frozen and debated in her mind if she should put on her "enticing" outfit to attempt to win over Billy's time. but her lust got the better of her and even though she knew it was wrong her eagerness for a stallion prevailed.

"Well.................I wanted to show you something I made for myself", Rarity proceeded to walk to the back of her boutique to go get the outfit, this couldn't be going anywhere remotely good

Rarity came back into the room dressed in red lingerie as a humble smirk spread across her face, with a face so red even an angry whiteman would be jealous.

"So Billy……what do you think?"

Billy was stunned not because she looked nice in her outfit, but at the fact that somepony had just given themselves up this easy for such a horrifying looking pony. Things may be even easier than he thought.

"Uhm Yes you look very nice Rarity"

"You think so? Well why don't you come over here and show me", Rarity said this in a rather slutty voice as she walked in circles around Billy.

"Ah yes let's get to business shall we?"

Rarity walked over to her couch and layed on it as she rubbed her hoof in circles on the couch seductively. Billy layed next to her and placed his hoof next to her. It didn't take long for rarity to pick up what Billy was laying down, But little did she know he wanted to get the hell outta there.

"So what do you want me to do first darling?*

"Your pick, Ms.Rarity"

Rarity immediately got to work. Slowly stroking Billy's Stallionhood with her soft hoof, Billy faked a face of pleasure but it just looked flat out uncanny.

"Are you enjoying yourself Mr.Wire?"

"Y-yes Rarity keep going"

Rarity upped the ante and lightly kissed his penis before eventually lobbing the stallion's penis in her mouth. Rarity sucked like someone who wqs trying to get the last bit of gogurt out of the tube, the noises were horrible, a mix between awful fake moaning and what sounded like wet paper being thrown on a marble tiled floor.

Billy grabbed Rarity's head and began slamming it down on his erect horse dick, Rarity gagged but the passion in her body kept going. Eventually Rarity felt his COCK throbbing AGGRESSIVELY and let off of him for a little before shoving the mastodon of a cock all the way inside her, At this point Rarity had been acting like a full on slut saying the most obscene and vulgar things into Billy's ear like a porn star trying to get a pay raise, But at this point Billy felt nothing and to be honest it was just awkward but his poker face of pleasure prevailed.

Rarity was bouncing up and down on his member furiously and with each pump her face disintegrated into chalk.

"Billy this is amazing"

"Mhm yep!,don't stop, I love you!"

"I love you too!", Rarity leaned in and aggressively made out with Billy Wire as she continued to ride his trouser snake

"I love you too Billy!"

"Rarity i'm gonna!"

"Its ok cum inside me!! And don't let go of me!"

"Alrighty then!"

Billy busted inside rarity as her eyes shot up and her tounge shot out and she fell into Billy's arms as she huffed and puffed as Billy held her and scowled at the situation.

"Billy……I know it's wrong but let's keep this a secret between us", Rarity said this as she gave a soft promiscuous smile to Bill as she yawned and began falling asleep.

"I love you Billy, please don't lay in…..*awwww* bed…with…..me", Rarity slurred her words as she drifted to sleep softly, but Billy took his time to get the fuck out of there.

Billy ran for the hills without a second thought, the thought of having to fuck another horse but as he ran he found him self lost in the everfree forest once again, much like how he was when he first arrived in Ponyville

"Aw fuck im lost now aren't I?"

"This isn't good…………I don't even know where the hell I am……god dammit not again. "

Billy wandered aimlessly for hours when suddenly a bush began to shake.

"Hello? Who goes there?"

There was no response, just an aura of green night ominously awaiting the night. Billy kept walking but something wasn't right, the bushes around shaked aggressively as he picked up the pace and started running full speed in the forest. The figure finally revealed itself, it was a large wilf made of wood with green glowing eyes that shouted death from a mile away. The large figure stared Billy directly in the eye as it began slowly approaching, grinding its teeth and growling softly as Billy tried to slowly back away.

"Ok,ok nice doggy lets take this nice and easy, no need to start a kerfuffle over this i'm just tryna make it home"

But the Timberwolf didn't give 2 shits, it pounced On Billy and pinned him to the ground.

"Oh god oh shit oh fuck………. Wait, why am I scared of this thing? IM BILLY MOTH FUCKIN WIRE BYAAAATCH"

Billy used his magic to tear a branch off a tree and attempted to use his magic to make a torch with it, but his plan failed and the Timberwolf was NOT happy whatsoever about Billy's attempted retaliation. The fowl beast struck Billy's abdomen leaving a massive gash exposing his internal organs.

"OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK, GOD DAMNIT, IM BLEEDING THIS FUCKING SUCKS"

Billy screamed realizing that even though he somehow managed to go head to head with Doom Slayer this stupid wolf managed to defeat him so easily. Billy was losing blood fast as the idea of death consumed him, when suddenly a mysterious pony came running from the depths of the forest.

"Oh thank god can you please help me, IM FUCKING DYING"

But the Pony didn't acknowledge him and went straight up to the Timberwolf and started it right in the eye. The Beast got down on its knees as the pony began petting it.

"You…..stupid……fucking……horse……come……help me………please…."

Billy spoke in a voice reminiscent of a cancer patient going through extreme chemotherapy before blacking out. Eventually the Timberwolf ran back off into the forest and the mysterious pony grabbed Billy Wire and dragged him into the storm of light's bane.

Call Of The Absu Deep

The Mysterious pony dragged Billy along the rigid walkways of the forest.

Every inch they walked more and more rocks and sticks hit Billy's face as he laid limp and lifeless.

Finally the dreadful pilgrimage ended as the Mysterious Pony made its way to a small but adorable cottage carrying Billy along and slowly nugged open the door.

The door slowly creaked as the cottage revealed itself to be a dark room of unknown horror's, as the Mysterious Pony lobbed Billy onto a couch.

Hours had passed since Billy was unconscious and left on the couch but soon he woke.

His eyes creaked open and his hooves trembled as the dark room revealed itself to him.

Suddenly The Mysterious pony, now a completely black figure, slowly trotted down the stairs menacingly. Its eyes burned like bullets.

The figure made no sound, The only audible noise was the loud kreek of the floorboards and the ever echoing silence.

Billy was reasonably on edge not knowing where he had been and what had captured him, But he could tell it wasn't good in any way shape or form.

Soon enough the Mysterious pony made its way down stairs, The suspense was killing Billy on the inside knowing he may have been caught for his crimes.

*flick*

The room went from a dark dungeon of death to a bright room of eye piercing madness.

"AHHHHHH MY EYES"

Billy screamed in pain as the light was such a shift from the deep darkness of the room and the forest.

"Oh my!I'm sorry, are you okay?"

Turns out his dastardly abductor was none other than dearest fluttershy.

"NO YOU FUCKING RETARD MY EYES ARE BLEEDING"

Blood FLOWED from Billy's eyes like tears flow out of the eyes of Liberals when I serve them Republican Soup.

"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry p-p-please don't hurt me please sir!"

Fluttershy cowered in fear behind a stool shaking like the earth after your mom takes a step.

Billy continued to scream for a few minutes before passing out and falling over.

"Up excuse me sir, wakey wakey"

Fluttershy continuously poked Billy until he sprung up and began hyperventilating and looking side to side in horror as if he was a soldier who had heard a gunshot ring.

"WHERE AM I?"

"Um…..you're in my residence, i'm pretty sure we've met before…."

Billy slowly turned his head and it made a noise reminiscent of a creaking door and started at Fluttershy………….MENACINGLY.

"Oh yes I remember now"

Billy said this sheepishly as he had forgotten who she was.

"Erm…..I apologize for the screaming"

"Oh no its quite alright i'm just glad you aren't bleeding from your eyes anymore"

"Yeah, thats certainly a relief, Thank you for nursing me back to health, But I must be on my way, And sorry for any inconvenience I brought your way"

"Oh um, It's quite alright Billy no need to thank me it was my pleasure, But are you sure you have to leave so soon? don't you want to eat breakfast?"

Billy thought to himself for a minute, go see his insufferable grimace of a girlfriend or take some time to talk to this pony and gain her trust more. He chose the ladder for plot reasons.

"Um yeah I could go for a bite real quick"

"Oh splendid ! , I'll get some eggs prepared"

Fluttershy eagerly pranced to the kitchen and pulled a cart of eggs from her refrigerator.

"So uh………………what happened?"

"Well last night I found you in the woods being attacked by Timberwolves and I couldn't just leave you there to suffer, So I did what any good pony would do and brought you home"

"Oh ok, well thank you"

Billy loudly slurped his eggs like a fat ass hippo and reached for the ketchup but comically fell over the table knocking everything over and landing on fluttershy.

"Oh Billy I-............"

Fluttershy was unable to properly speak as Billy arched over her, stuttering and mumbling and bumbling her words like a modern day rapper from places with a property value less than 100 thousand dollars.

Billy went blank headed as he stood there, he remembered how the last ventures went with the other ponies and knew what he had to do…………..

Awww shit, here we go again 🦍

Fluttershy was blushing immensely and Billy knew exactly what he had to do, so he leaned in for a kiss, and out of instinct Fluttershy leaned in for the kiss too.

As they're muzzles came closer both pulled away at the last second and broke into a cold nervous sweat.

"Wait……"
Fluttershy spoke softer than ever

"I've never kissed anypony before………,
and it would be wrong of me to do this behind Twilight's back……"

"Your right, sorry"

Billy didn't expect to be turned down but he was sure as hell happy he was

"Alright well I guess I'll see myself out then, salutations"

"B-b-bye billy………………."

Billy got up and left as fast as possible as Fluttershy watched him and became red as a tomater.

"God dammit it finally, I thought id have to fuck another horse, jeez"

Billy gathered himself and began thinking of what to do as by now his plans had hit a stalemate.

Billy Bolted fast and eventually made his way back to Ponyville in a cold sweat

" i'm glad I got out of there in time, I cant stand fucking another one of these horses…….yuck"

Suddenly upbeat prancing and trotting filled the silent air as the sun beamed and burned.

"Hello darling!"

It was Twilight, she had picked up Billy's hoof and kissed it while giving a cute dinky wink.

"Oh hey Twilight!"

Billy faked a beam and contorted his face to forcefully smile more than he ever had in his entire life.

"Hey so I was thinking maybe we could grab something to eat later in Manehatten"

"Yeah uh sure no problem"
*God dammit I shouldn't have agreed*

Billy instantly regretted his decision knowing he'd suffer what he could only assume was a subpar spaghetti dinner iina city that reeks of rat piss.

"Oh fantastic Billy! I'm so glad you agreed!,........ You really do make me the happiest mare in the world"

Her face blushed delicately as she stared with whimsy into Billy's eyes while he uncomfortably stared back.

"Yep you too honey 😃"

*I want to beat her face in so bad, I cannot describe my feelings of malice and hatred around that genetic nightmare of a creature*

*oh well nothing I can do now. Best not to fret over it and see this as a way to further manipulate Twilight*

Billy began to continue walking, Thinking about what to do next.

Suddenly the noise of hyper springing filled the roads of Ponyville.

It could only be one pony,......Pinky Pie.

The sound of retarded kazoo playing rang like church bells on a wedding, Everypony Looked on in sheer annoyance or sheer aww at Pinkie's Vulgar display of her expertise in kazoo playing.

Pinkie Parooze'd around until she ever slowly made her way towards Billy's Direction

*oh god , oh fuck , ive gotta get out of here before that D I C K H E A D annoys me till im nothing but bone*

Billy slowly paced away as he looked back with more and more caution and increasing trot speed.
It was like he was in a horror film and the killer was right behind him.

Eventually the Pink-Tard caught up with him and smiled shit eatingly and inhaled comically before letting out a massive call.

"OH BILLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY"

*god FUCKING damnit man, I was this close too*

Billy put on a comically large fake grin and the more and more he held it , The more and more hid his eyes and face twitched.

"Heeeeeeeeeey Pinkie! What's up?"

"Omg i'm so excited too see you!!! Oh boy check this out! You're gonna believe it, this harmonica is splendiferous!"

She rambled for nearly 30 minutes about her fucking harmonica while Continuing to walk next to Billy.

*I can't take it anymore , i'm going to go insane , this /rtard keeps speaking but nobody's listening…………. Definitely has ass burgers*

*i've gotta do something quick*

"Hey Pinkie , Thats crazy and all that but check this out"

Billy took the harmonica and played a very terrible rendition of all along the watchtower by Bob Dylan , Pinkie stared in amazement like a pit bull to a toddler in spite of Billy's playing being total dog shit.

After Billy finished playing the area they were filled with silence.

"Wow………."
"that was…………"
"So………..Freakin Amazing!!!!!!"

Pinky jumped and bounced around like a pack of Iraqis when they hit the 2nd tower and swarmed around Billy and began sputtering compliments.

Billy was losing it , Somehow even though he was a powerful being, he was still able to be annoyed to a level were murder was on his mind.

*ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME? THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GET HER TO SHUT UP, THIS BACKFIRED HORRIBLY*

*I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE*

Billy's face went numb from the fake grimace he displayed and his teeth were gritting fiercely.

*I Can't take it anymore , I have to kill this bitch*

Pinkie kept rapidly completing him as she trotted next to him into the forest, this went on for a good 20 minutes until Billy reached a cliff side.

Billy flung the harmonica off the Cliffside and slowly turned himself toward Pinkie Pie.

"Oooh no! Looks like the harmonica slipped out of my hand and fell off the edge of this cliffside!"

Pinkie moved herself to the cliff to look down into its deep abyss to try and see her lost instrument shrouded in the darkness.

"Aww man and I just got it oh-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Billy kicked out Pinkie's heign legs and watched her fall into the abyss slowly as her pink got lost and shrouded in the darkness.

"Oh no pinkie i'll come save you!"

This was a lie.

Billy stayed and watched until her scream faded out and his face slowly came undone from the fixed grimace it bared.

A sigh of relief left his muzzle

"Good Riddance , I hate the mentally disabled"

Fin

The Plunge

On the surface of Phobos, Billy Wire and Doom Slayer stand on opposite sides of the grainy surface like 2 boxers at each side of the ring, both huffing and puffing from the prior battle Billy is cut bad his arm hanging on by a single tendon as Doom Slayer attempts to get a grip on the current situation and how to take out Mr. Wire with ease.

Doom slayer begins to panic as Billy Wire begins charging at him with a large ram that could pierce through tungsten, Even the Slayer's demonic armor , Short on supplies and ammo doom slayer does the only thing he can and calls upon Vega.

"VEGA", The Large man screamed

"Summon a wormhole immediately, I don't care how much of our resources and energy it takes just do it!"

Vega begins Conjuring a mighty wormhole behind Billy Wire, the likes of which could swallow an entire city in mere seconds Doom slayer begins charging at Mr. Wire with all the demonic energy he can muster

"Wormhole opening in......" ,Vega says unenthusiastically

5....

4......

3.........

2............

1..................

The wormhole had reached its maximum size right as the 2 men clashed, But before Billy could swing his ram Doom slayer blood Punched him so hard he caved his skull in and sent him right into the wormhole.

" I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SLAAAAAAAAAAYER" , As the tyrant is plunged into a dark abyss

The wormhole closes and Doom slayer has a long sigh of relief knowing his foe will be banished long enough for him to prepare for his next battle with him

Author's Note

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