Billy Wire Does Equestria

Another night of peaceful sleep had passed and as before Billy knew it morning has risen upon him and Equestria
Billy began speaking to himself.
"ahh another day another............"
"hm........."
"it's quiet...................too quiet"

Billy became weary, something was definitely off, The castle felt dead for some reason as if the life had been sucked out of the surrounding premises, Billy shrugged it off considering the events that occurred last night it reasonably would have made everyone tense............good thing Billy doesn't care.
Billy walked down to the kitchen to make breakfast when he found a letter on the table
He began reading it out loud
"Let's see here......."
"Dear Billy,
I left early this morning to gather things to execute my plan of fixing what I did to Starlight yesterday,
in order for this plan to work this calls for me to gather her favorite things for the best chances of an effective apology. I'm not sure how long I'll be out but it won't be a fast venture so......Make yourself comfortable!
- Love Twili <3"

"well well well looks like a full day of plotting is ahead of me"
"I should probably get some breakfast first"
Billy walked to the pantry and pulled a box of Applejacks and began eating
"This cereal sucks"
he muttered to himself, when a sudden trot filled the ambience of the otherwise empty castle. It was Starlight trotting down the hall, she looked terrible her mane tangled and frizzy, her eyes bloodshot and filled with tears and makeup rolling off her face, she had definitely still been shaken by last nights occurrences

Good thing it wasn't Billy's problem
starlight walked into the kitchen and looked directly at Billy
"oh it's you...", she said sounding disheveled
"Well look like somepony woke up on the wrong side of the bed"
"SILENCE YOU!"
"you know damn well why I'm mad! you...you....you ....YOU CASTLE CRASHER!"
"Well geez excuuuuuuuuse me princess", Billy said sarcastically waving his hoof in a bowing motion
"Who in Tartarus do you think you are to just invade some pony's castle and then groom her into loving you! I know for a fact you have some ulterior motives and once I figure out what it is you are going down!"
"well good luck with that you third rate sorcerer, with a fourth rate spell book"
Starlight was taken aback as she let out a massive gasp at Billy's insult
"HOW DARE YOU! you really do know the right way to piss me off hmph!"

Starlight fucked off into nowhere as Billy looked on and continued to aggressively eat his cereal.
He suddenly had a devious thought
wait....if Starlight's all depressed and what not that means she's all emotionally vulnerable or whatever, hmmmmmmmmmm. I've got it! I can fake that miserable mare's suicide, All I've got to do is wait for twilight to come back sneak into Starlight's room and quietly assassinate her and then play it off cool, Oh boy its all coming together
Billy ran into his room and laid out a blueprint for his weapon of choice a nice thick rope the perfect weapon for what he was about to do
"All that's left now is to sit and wait, But that would be a waste of the precious time I have."
Billy thought for a bit
If I'm going to take over Equestria the first sound minded thing to do is destroy their main line of defense being Twilight and her retarded friends, and that's easier said than done considering I actually have to befriend these pony's and gain all of their trust especially that gay one she already has a lying suspicion but, as for the others getting under their skin ......or I should say fur is easy for rarity just be her dress up doll and lie straight to her face should get eh job done, and for Applejack I guess just helping around her farm and getting drunk with her should do the trick, as for Fluttershy I'm not very sure considering she didn't even show me her face when I tried to meet her hm............. I guess befriending everyone else will help out with easing her awkwardness but that's all I can really do until I know more about her, but for pinkie pie that's easy considering she writes full length albums for people she met 12 seconds ago I don't think its that hard to get on her good side , so just hanging out with her will probably work in my favor only drawback is she is FUCKING ANNOYING but if I have any chance of taking this place over its my best and currently only solution but she surely cannot be more annoying than that half brained Gungan I meet on Naboo, I'm glad I ripped his tongue now he cant speak in that awful voice of his I still remember his words as I bound him to a table and stole his tongue " meesa in beeeeeeeeeeg doo doo dis time" what a great memory, But now is not the time to reminisce I still have to plot, So once I've cleared out Twilight's friends the only significant things to deal with our Discord, The crystal empire and Canterlot, The rest of the little settlements here will be concurred with ease but as far as I know the crystal empire is going to be my hardest target to conquer how do I even approach this because I have three main targets cadence, Shining Armor and their stupid child princess mcflurry or something like that, The best way to execute the three is take them out 1 by 1......but with what? I'm not sure if fire arms exist in this world their to primitive for that and I can't exactly go into the castle with a spear or sword and reek havoc I must use something ranged and quiet so I've got to make it myself

Billy grabbed a sheet of paper and began carefully drawing a blueprint of a 22 caliber rifle
He carefully mapped out every intricate part of the rifle, his weapon had finished being designed, now all that's left is to gather materials, but where would he find steel pipes and something that could shape steel into whatever he desired? He pondered his options and came to the realization he could use his magic to shape the steel, But he had to find the time and privacy to use it.
great now all that's left to do is gather the materials, Applejack could definitely get me everything I need but if I directly asked her suspicion would arise , eureka! I must disguise myself if executed properly my plan shall remain a total and utter secrecy. It's all coming together now.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Billy stopped cackling at his devious thoughts as a hoof lightly knocked on his door
"can I come in?"
it was twilights voice
"Yeah sure just give me a sec" , Billy responded as he quickly stuffed all his blueprints and writings in various nooks and crannies in the room. He walked over to the door and looked at the clock. It was already 5:00pm Billy thought to himself before unlocking the door
I guess time flies when you're plotting evil schemes
Billy opened the door as Twilight came rushing in holding a grocery bag, and in typical Twilight fashion she went on some nonsense spiel about whatever bullshit she just did.

"Ok! So for my forgiveness gift I traveled to Canterlot to get this custom doll of Starlight's best friend Maud. It cost me a fortune to get it made so quickly! but it's worth it and then I got her a new hardhat and pick ax because she loooooooooove mining and looking for rocks and then I got her the complete-"
Billy placed his hoof over Twilights mouth
"Ok that's cool and all but Starlight ain't exactly a happy camper just yet, She's really messed up and I know because I saw her this morning and uh...... things did not go great to say the least"
"I'm sorry Billy, I don't know why she's acting this way it makes know sense considering she herself was a villain before I met her and now she's labeling you a villain without even knowing you!"
"Nah it's fine she'll probably chill out eventually, But for now i'd say go see how she's doing and check every couple of days and when the time is right give her the gift and try to make up. it's as simple as that"
"Thank you Billy, you really pulled me back to my senses"
Twilight kissed Billy and exited the room. Billy cringed and had a face of pure disgust on
While she goes to do whatever I should probably do, more reading up on the 2 sisters I think it would do me some good.
Twilight walked away from Billy's room and began her walk to Starlight's room.
She began thinking while walking.

I hope she's ok, I went way too hard on her and I really didn't mean to it just.............kind of happened but with em though? The princess of friendship breaking one of her closest bonds in one of the most obscene ways imaginable...............all I can do is hope she forgives me
Twilight arrived at Starlight's room and took a big breath in and exhaled heavily. She knocked on the door
silence uncomfortably filled the air
"What......................", Starlight's muffled voice spoke in a tone that could only be described as someone about to commit a toaster bath.
"Um.... It's me Twilight ,I want to talk things out......."
"Go away"
there was a solid minute of silence
"Starlight please work with me....."
"I SAID GO AWAY YOU FILTHY WHORE!"
Loud noises of anger could be heard through the starlight's door. She very quickly became violent and the noise of objects being destroyed and thrown against the wall were the only audible thing in the hallway.
"Ok not the time I guess I'll just see myself out of here"
Twilight quickly fled
"GR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I HATE YOU"
Starlight shouted with anger as she threw a chair into the door, with all 4 legs of the chair piercing the door.
Starlight fell to the floor and sobbed up a pool.

Twilight ran back to her room and tumbled into Billy on her way
"Oh hey Twili, So how'd it go?"
"Oh Billy it went horribly!"
Twilight hugged Billy and sobbed into him
"I went to go apologize and she yelled at me and said very awful things, but not only that she was so angered she started destroying things in her room!"
"It's ok Twilight like I said it will take some time"
"I don't know Billy she went crazy I'm not sure this will ever be solved "
"Twilight just trust me on this one, I promise it will work out fine"
"well.........If you say so Billy, I hope you're right"
Billy wiped the tears from Twilight's face and kissed her
"I love you"
"I love you to Twilight, It's getting late we should probably get some sleep"
"Oh your right it is already 11, well goodnight then"
Billy Walked Twilight back to her room and returned to his room
just a few more days Billy and the first part of your plan can be complete all you have to do now is just sit and wait, yep siiiiiiiiit and whaaaaaaaat

Several days had passed since Twilight had tried to apologize to Starlight , each day she had knocked and was met with the chilling words
"Go away", nothing less and nothing more, and the only times Starlight was seen outside her room was to get food. She looked terrible, her man was completely out of shape looking rugged and tangled, her eyes bloodshot and bags a deep shade of purple and her stares filled with hatred and malice. Everyday Twilight had tried to muster up the courage to talk to her but immediately lost it as she would hear the horrid crys seeping through the door that blocked her off from the outside world, Starlights friends quickly became concerned but Twilight never had the guts to tell them what had truly happened all she said was
"She's busy with important friendship duties", Not a single one of them bought it and each became more and more pissed off at Twilight
The evening fell over Equestria as A loud knocking woke everyone in the castle. Twilight walked to the castle doors and they flew open as an angry Trixie walked inside huffing and puffing.
"OK,WHERE IS SHE?, IT'S BEEN A WEEK AND NOTHING NOT A SINGLE WORD"
"Trixie like I said shes on an important friendship trip"
"OH BULLSHIT TWILIGHT STARLIGHT WOULDN'T JUST LEAVE AND TELL ME HER BEST FRIEND"
"Trixie I know you're worried but trust me she's fine-"
"OH GIVE IT UP TWILIGHT! THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU, YOU CAN NEVER GIVE ANYONE A STRAIGHT ANSWER"
"Ok geez Trixie you didn't have to take it there......."
the two continued to argue as Billy peeked around the corner to listen in. The time for his plan to go into action was now or never.

Billy grabbed his rope and placed a letter that stated he was going out to town on his bed and headed to Starlight's room. The arguing of Twilight and Trixie would keep them occupied for now in order for him to execute Starlight.
Billy arrived at Starlights door and knocked calmly
"who is it............."
"It's me .......Billy"
"What could you possibly want from me"
"What?"
"Did I stutter...What more could you want from me you've taken my friends, my pride, my happiness ,and any emotion I could still feel other than sadness"
"Starlight i'm sorry.....I never knew you felt that way, if it means anything to you can we talk? please......i'm not here for me i'm here for Twilight she's been really trying to apologize and she even did a whole bunch of arbitrary junk for you to try and maximize her point so please just help me out ok? I hate seeing Twilight so upset and what I hate even more is one of her friends is so distort, So please can we just talk?"
Starlight sat there and pondered a bit, the stallion she bashed beyond belief may not be such a bad guy after all...............
"Ok come in......"

Starlight Foolishly opened the door for Billy.

"So um, What did you want to say? i'm all ears"

"Oh yes so Twilight wanted me to apologize on her behalf since you wouldn't answer her at the door"

Billy paced around the room as Starlight laid in her bed facing the opposite direction of Billy. Billy took note of Starlights position as he drowned out whatever garbage she was spouting and pulled the rope from his bag, he walked up behind her and quickly pulled it around her neck

"What are you doing you fuck!"

"Be quiet you vestigial structure of a pony can't you see i'm trying to strangle you!"

Billy quickly maneuvered himself into a position where he could suspend Starlights movement by choking her with the rope over one of her beds wooden columns

"I-I was Rr-Right about y-You!"

"ah indeed you were but you let your guard down too soon you silly filly"

Starlight Struggled to escape the rope flailing her body like a fish out of water and trying to knack at the rope, But Billy's grip was too strong

"What a delight, I get to watch the life slowly fade from you and the best part is that it was my doing and you can't do anything to stop it!
"T-thats where you're wrong you fiend! HYA!"
Starlight tried to use her magic but all her horn did was slightly glow and stutter, losing all her power the minute she tried to use it
"Nn-No! Please Billy you don't have to do this please!, What did I ever do to you other than be rightfully suspicious!"
"Can you hear your guardian angel crying? I can"
Billy Tugged harder on the rope as Starlight's Eyes began Dilating as she could feel herself going closer into the light, every breath and blink more painful than the last as she saw a red skull appear and disappear every time she blinked.
"No.......Not........Like......This.........."
Starlight went limp and fell to the ground, Billy took her pulse she was still alive but not for long. Billy quickly made a noose with the rope he had choked Starlight with and hung it from her ceiling. He then looked at the chair in the room and had a devious idea. He grabbed the chair and propped it under the noose followed by grabbing starlight and positioning her in the noose and standing on the chair,She woke up dazed and stared billy right in the eyes.
"YOU!", She shouted
"are dead", Billy responded coldly as he kicked the chair out from under her.
Her weakened body hung in the noose as she gasped for air the noises of her squirming in the noose filled the room as Billy coldly starred as she breathed her last breathe and went cold, Billy checked her pulse and the deed was done he had successfully reaped the soul of Starlight glimmer
Billy Was almost finished with his plan he just needed one more thing a fake suicide note So he took Starlights diary and started writing, Surprisingly her penmanship was awful so it wasn't very hard to copy.He began writing

"I've had enough I couldn't take it anymore, So I found a place in my mind and slammed the door and no Matter how hard you try You couldn't understand. Goodbye"

-Starlight Glimmer

as he finished writing the note, placed it on her bed and exited through the window in her room making sure he left no evidence behind. As Billy scaled the castle he could hear Trixie and Twilight Fighting downstairs in the main hall, He paid no attention to their retarded bickering and ran to the nearest lake to act as if he was fishing to clear all suspicion like he had written in his note.
"OK THAT'S IT TWILIGHT"
Trixie threw a smoke bomb on the ground and ran down the hall.
"Hey get back here Trixie!"
Twilight went airborne and trailed Trixie until they reached Starlights room
"Trixie please let's just talk about this!"
"NO I'M DONE TALKING YOU DICK, MY FRIEND IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHATEVER GARBAGE YOU COULD POSSIBLY TRYING TO TELL ME"
"No wait!"
Trixie kicked down Starlights door as her and Twilight's eyes both widened and their jaws dropped
A moment of silence was had before Trixie began angrily crying and screaming, Twilight became confused at the sight of her hanging corpse, she had never seen such a horrid sight not even in the worst parts of Equestria
"No Starlight.........................It cant be..............she wouldn't just ..................no......."
Twilight began crying her face full of snot and tears
"ST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RL IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LIGHT", Screamed the 2 mares
as their voices rang through Ponyville Billy couldn't help but chuckle to himself at the river as he casted his rod into the ocean.