I screamed.
I'm not too proud to admit that. Bunnies scream all the time. When we're happy, when we're sad, when we're bored, when we're fucking, when we're horny, when a hawk swoops out of the sky and breaks our spine with its talons and hauls us to its nest to feed to its chicks.
(Although I haven't experienced that last one personally.)
I looked down at myself, gesturing angrily at me.
How was that possible?
I looked at my body.
Fluttershy's body.
Fluttershy yelled at me. From my body.
Zecora, when I get my paws on you—
Ugh. How did Fluttershy convince me to do her chores? It's that stupid stare. She was going to head to Zecora's and sort out this body swap. She would probably be back before I could finish the chores and have any fun as a pony—
"Hi, Fluttershy!"
I turned around and saw Sugar Belle and Big Mac.
"Eeyup," said Mac.
"Hi, you two," I said.
Something weird happened right then. One of the reasons I'd been so mad at Fluttershy, leading up to Zecora's insufficiently-to-be-damned mindswap potion, was that there were no sexy doe bunnies around her sanctuary. My balls hadn't been drained in over a year.
A year! How hard would it be to get me a doe or two?
And, looking at Sugar Belle, something weird happened inside me. I'd never been, ya know, attracted to a pony before. Only other bunnies had ever gotten my tail puffed, so to speak, but Sugar Belle, so tall and slim and...
Something wet rolled down the inside of my thigh.
Okay. This was weird. I'd been turned into a pony and now I was horny for ponies. That made sense. But I'd been turned into a doe—a mare—a female—whatever, but I still wanted other females. So the potion had retargeted my species attraction but not my gender attraction.
Whatever, I was thinking with my cock. Fluttershy's ovaries. Didn't have time to logic out the magic.
"Hey, you two," I said. Then before I could stop myself, I looked at Sugar Belle and said: "I'm as horny as a rabbit on poncaine. Can we go get laid?"
Big Mac and Sugar Belle blinked at me, then looked at each other. They smiled.
Oh, bunny turds. I'd been speaking to Sugar Belle, not the both of them!
"Eeeyup," Mac said.
Well, I was stuck now.
At Sugar Belle's apartment in Central Ponyville, Sugar Belle tossed herself onto the bed, propping herself up on some pillows and spreading her forelegs along the headboard. This opened her thighs to me, exposing her treasure.
I just stood in the doorway to her bedroom, eyes wide and tail trembling as I stared at Sugar Belle. Mac plowed into the back of me and I sprawled into the room, down onto my chest, butt in the air.
"Eeeyup?" Mac said, rubbing a cheek against my cutie mark.
I looked at him. His cock was freaking huge and already erect! I knew he was "Big" Mac, but dammit, I'm a cute little bunny! My cock isn't much bigger than a grain of rice (although it's huge for my species, trust me), so I was feeling... uh... this was getting weird.
More wet heat ran down the inside of my thighs and I was hoping it was due to Sugar Belle's wide open sugar ringing my bell and not Mac's mac.
My legs shaking and my wings flopping randomly—how did Fluttershy stand those things? I already hated the feathery traitors—I climbed up onto the bed.
Okay. So let me tell you something about bunnies. We're not like ponies. You grab the doe's neck in your teeth, thrust a few times, cum as fast as you can, and pass out. Wham, bam, goodnite, ma'am.
I had no idea what to do once I was on the bed with Sugar Belle.
The mattress sagged as Mac climbed up on it next to me.
I stared at Sugar Belle's crotch, which was glistening with her excitement. "Uh, uh, ah, what...?"
Sugar Belle wiggled her rump. "Pretend it's a cupcake, and you're trying to lick off the frosting and get to the warm filling in the center."
Okay. I could do that.
Big Mac sidled up next to me and rubbed his cheek against my cheek. His shoulders touched mine, his muscles rolling under the skin, pressing hard against me.
I looked at him as he looked at me, nose-to-nose.
Mac kissed me. His eyes closed while mine widened in shock, my brain protesting I'm a dude I'm a dude I'm a dude but my vagina—Fluttershy's vagina—goodness, this was confusing—seemed to light on fire, turning hot and wet and molten and throbbing and clamping down on nothing as my eyes shot involuntarily towards his cock, then to Sugar Belle's sugary bell, then back to Mac's face.
Mac broke the kiss, said "Eeeyup?" and tilted his head toward Sugar Belle.
Heart pounding, breath rasping, I nodded and dipped my head down. Mac's head followed along with mine and we both paused, our snoots an inch from Sugar Belle's quivering, sopping wet crotch.
"I'm waiting," she said with a giggle.
Mac's tongue, huge and thick, reached out and licked along the left of her opening, wetting the soft fuzz along the outside of her slit.
I reached out with my tongue and licked along the right side of her slit.
Oh, oh! That was good. I had no frame of reference—bunnies don't do oral—but sweet and hot and sumptuous, and I was only licking the drips off her fur, not her treasure itself...
With a loud slurp, Mac ran his tongue along her wetness, then turned and kissed me.
Any concerns about me actually being a dude disappeared as I got the full taste of Sugar Belle's sugar. I sucked Mac's tongue into my mouth, pulling in every drop. Mac moaned, a deep rumble, and my rear legs trembled with excitement.
After breaking the kiss, I drove into Sugar Belle's snatch, burying my face in between her pussylips like a bunny into a bowl of strawberries.
My tail went straight up and my wings went straight out. The taste, the taste! Sweet and hot and wet and slick and I'd never been so horny in my life. Frustration built since I was, or least still felt like, a dude and I wanted to cram my cock in and start humping until I shot a load but I had no cock and I must cum.
What—what—what was I going to do? I just drove in, eyeballs-deep, and Sugar Belle screamed in pleasure as her snatch squeezed down on my tongue and she squirted a load of marecum on my eyes and onto my left ear and her clit throbbed red and huge so close to me I had to cross my eyes to see it.
Then, Big Mac climbed up on my back.
Oh.
Oh heck. There was going to be cock, all right. Oh wow.
I pulled back just enough to say, "Hey, wait a second, I didn't—"
He pressed against my—Fluttershy's—opening. "Unnnfff," he said. Mac scrabbled his rear legs against the bedspread and his forelegs pressed painfully into my kidneys as he tried, but failed, to drive forward.
Great galloping gofers, was Fluttershy a virgin? "Stop—"
Mac popped in and I screamed as a wave of pain drove up my spine from where he had, indeed, just popped Fluttershy's cherry.
I pounded a forehoof into the bed as waves of pain radiated outward from my—Fluttershy's—opening and I felt the small gush of warmth wet the insides of my thighs.
"Huh," said Mac, looking at himself.
After a few seconds, the pain faded and was replaced with this... this... this fullness that felt so strange and yet so amazing.
His giant shaft filled me, just displacing everything in my lower abdomen, and it was so hot. I felt his heartbeat through his shaft and that was amazing!
That hadn't been my plan, but cherries don't get unpopped, so we might as well bull forward. My pussy clamped gently around him and I lowered my snout to Sugar Belle again, resuming my ministrations. I went for her clit, sucking and tonguing, and her forehooves wrapped around my head and my face into her twat.
With a grunt, Mac pulled his hips back. As his massive rod left me, a wave of sadness spread from where my freshly-popped cherry still stung. My channel snapped back into shape as he pulled out and then he pushed in again.
I came. Holy smokes, I came. No wonder that doe bunnies are always so crabby. They never get to cum the way buck bunnies do and they must know what they're missing.
My body shook and my wings spasmed and my channel seized around him as he re-filled me. Marecum joined the wet excitement and the virginal blood in wetting my rump and his crotch. I dug deeper into Sugar Belle and she screamed again, her orgasm joining mine, and Big Mac started rutting, slow withdrawals followed by sharp thrusts in.
He was so tall that he had a good downward angle, clobbering the front surface of my channel and hitting that spot so hard I started cumming continuously. It was like I had to pee but over my whole body and I shook and spasmed and—
With a snap and a flash, Discord stood in the bedroom, arms crossed and frowning.
"Fluttershy, I went to your cottage for our weekly tea and cucumber sandwiches, and I see you've found a different cucumber to consume."
I looked up from Sugar Belle's crotch to his face.
Discord glared.
Oh, oh, oh bear poop in the woods, he thought I was Fluttershy.
His lion-paw made a complex twisting twirl and a giant cucumber the size of Mac's cock appeared in it.
Mac looked at Discord but kept rutting. I screamed as another orgasm crashed down on me.
Discord's glare turned into a vile smirk. He said, "Remember the Daring Do fanfiction Rainbow Dash made you read? You masturbated for days to the description of Daring Do's dick of destiny, even though I said nopony could maintain an erection that cartoonishly huge and still have enough blood for their brain."
I stared blankly at him, drooling from the orgasms.
"Let's find out." He snapped his fingers and I screamed in absolute, tearing agony as Mac's cock, already fully slammed into me and pressing against the end of my vagina, instantly doubled in size in every dimension.
Never had I felt something like that! His already huge cock just stuffed me like a plushie. Even my eyes seemed to bulge out from the displacement.
Mac started to pull out, releasing some of the pressure on me, but his now-massive medial ring caught on the inside of my vaginal opening. His attempt to pull out just ended up pulling me back two inches, away from Sugar Belle.
He said "Hrnk!" and passed out, falling forward, his huge body slamming down on top of me and immobilizing me. His hips shot forward under their own weight and, pop!, he was in through the opening of my womb with another wave of pain, the massive head of his cock filling Fluttershy's previous-petite uterus.
I struggled under his dead weight and the pain of his shaft stretching out my—Fluttershy's—recently virginal channel, cervix, and womb. His throbbing filled my entire abdomen with a pain that also felt strangely good, for I realized I was getting fucked about as deep an anatomically possible, and perhaps a little more so, and despite the I'm a dude! protests in the back of my mind, the parts of me that were (however temporarily) a mare were screaming back holy smokes this is good!
"Mac!" Sugar Belle shouted. "Discord, undo whatever you just did!"
"Oh, pshaw," Discord said with a wave of a paw. "You'll like it once you take a turn."
"M-Mac?" I said.
"As I predicted," Discord sneered, "not enough blood volume. He's unconscious."
"Get him off me," I gasped. "It's good but I can't breathe!"
Discord gave a little shrug, fingers and thumbs making "L"-shapes, and formed a box with his hands, like a photographer framing a shot. The rectangle formed by his hands glowed a lemon-yellow and he stared at my belly. "My porn-ray vision says he's completely jammed inside you, glans caught in your cervix and medial ring hung up in your vaginal opening."
"Discord..." I gasped, for Mac's weight was crushing the air from my lungs, "you're... you're jealous."
"I would never!" he cried.
"Do you even have a cock?" I asked.
He blushed, actually blushed, and began wringing his hands together, the X-ray spell collapsing.
"Get Mac out of me," I said.
"You need to make him cum," Discord said.
Sugar Belle stood up on the bed. Her legs shook from the just-passed orgasms and as she turned to go face-to-face with Discord, her pussy dribbled a hot stream of girlcum into my eyes. "Give me that cucumber," Sugar Belle said.
With a finger snap and a flash of magic, the giant cucumber reappeared. Sugar Belle levitated it up, slipped it under Mac's tail, and pressed it deep in.
"Eeeyup!" he gasped as Sugar Belle hit his prostate.
"Aaargh!" I screamed. His already massive cock grew another size as he came, splurting into my womb with a massive load, his body spasming and his cock thrusting inside me, stretching out bits and pieces of my insides that were not intended to be stretched in such a way. He came hard, time and again, pumping me full until my belly stretched taut and I felt like I was having the worst cramps imaginable. The shaking and throbbing of his cock sent me off into a new and previously undiscovered world of both agony and ecstasy as I the pain and pleasure hit me with an orgasm like I couldn't imagine. I shook and sobbed as I came in time with his splurts of cum.
His cock slowly shrank. The pop as it retracted back through my cervix and out of my womb was so loud we all heard it. As his cock shrank more, the smell of cum filled the room and he stirred, regaining consciousness.
With a shake of his head, he pressed up to all fours. I gasped as the weight leaving my back let me refill my lungs.
Pulling out, his now bigger mac flopping loose, wet, and still slightly bloody from Fluttershy's cherry, hung limp below his barrel.
"Why's there something up my butt?" he asked in his deep, rumbly voice.
The next day, I sulked in my cage (which Fluttershy had had the temerity to lock) while Fluttershy herself laid down on her couch, an ice pack under her belly, re-reading Rainbow Dash's Daring Do and the Dick of Destiny and drinking pennyroyal tea.
There was a knock on the cottage door. Fluttershy stood, gave a little gasp of pain as her insides rearranged, and then she limped to answer the knock.
It was Mac and Sugar Belle.
"Hi, Fluttershy!" Sugar Belle said. "We just came from seeing Nurse Redheart. She gave Mac a few units of whole blood and suggested we try again to see if he'll be okay now."
Author's Note
Thanks to Samey90 for brainstorming and pennyroyal tea.
