Anthology of Ponies in Sensational Settings

by MasaStormyPonez

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthology, Them's Fightin' Herds, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Other, Porn, Fetish, Profanity, Bow Hothoof, Random, Shining Armor, Princess Celestia
Length: 11820

When chaos occurs, are ponies able to find some relief? This collection of short stories, featuring ponies and other creatures, will tell you how!

Collection of short stories featuring ponies (and some other creatures) relieving their needs.

Content warnings are included at the start of each chapter, but stories will mostly feature, you guessed it, watersports, incest, dick shaking, cock worship and different kinds of bathroom shenanigans.

All characters depicted in the story are 18+ !
UPDATE 8/4/2022:
Accepting ideas and requests are on hold until further notice. Thank you for understanding! :twilightsmile:

Many thanks to SWikey for proof reading this story!

Cover art made by julunius14

Published 2022-07-30 18:40:00 UTC
Last updated 2023-11-10 19:36:43 UTC

Shining Armor’s Night Shift (Gone Wrong) [Shining Armor X Princess Celestia]

Author's Note

This story was requested by SWikey, who also provided some ideas. :ajsmug:

CW: Pee desperation, stealth peeing, dick shaking, pee play, Celestia clearly being Molestia.

Shining Armor’s Night Shift (Gone Wrong) [Shining Armor X Princess Celestia]

”Guhh… Gotta pee!” Shining thought to himself as he was patrolling around the royal gardens of Canterlot Castle. He was having one of his 6-hour night shifts and he patrolled the area all by himself. It had already taken three hours and the night was peaceful and quiet. Mare on the Moon loomed from the sky shedding it’s light all around the palace gardens and nopony seemed to be around trying to sneak in the royal palace, so Shining had it surprisingly easy. But what he hadn’t taken an account for was that he really didn’t need to drink that much before his shift, since summer nights weren’t as sweaty as the daytime.

And no sweat meant all the liquid he had drunk went to his bladder, completely filling it in no time!

He tried to fight the need to pee, but soon his bladder was aching so much he couldn’t stand it anymore. He needed to relieve himself quickly.

After a while he trotted to the side by the bush of roses and looked around. There was nobody around in the garden, only crickets were breaking the silence of the night with their chirping.

”Ok, I’ll be quick!” Shining made his decision and rose on his rear legs. Several inches of his black and veiny stallionhood dropped into the display, his urine starting to surge out in high pressure almost immediately. He grabbed his member, needing to steady his aim into the bush as he fell into the bliss and relief when he was finally able open up his floodgates.

”Aaaaahhh!!” He sighed shakily as he went, guiding his stream to the roots of the bush to avoid ”bounce-back” of the droplets coming from the leaves. He closed his eyes, feeling like he was in heaven.

”I hope, you are enjoying yourself, soldier!” He suddenly heard a stern voice behind him. Shining jumped in shock and turned his head to look, seeing his superior, Princess Celestia, standing next to him. She look offended and towered menacingly before Shining, making him not only feel embarrassed beyond believe, but also he had never been so frightened before. Where had she come from, Shining had made sure there was nopony around?!

That’s it, he knew his career was over! All the hard work Shining had done was now gone into the drain, just because he hadn’t gone to the bathroom before his shift. He could never become the captain of royal guards, not anymore!

Shining tried to cut his stream and salute, but he couldn’t make it stop. He could only curse himself as his stream continued surging out of his twitching meat hose.

”I see…” Celestia said while raising her eyebrow, ”Then finish what you have started!”

Shining shifted his gaze back to his nozzle and kept peeing until he started to feel himself getting empty. Soon enough he was able to let out the last couple of spurts from his cock, letting it hang in the display while he waited for orders from the Princess.

”Now shake that spear of yours dry!” Celestia demanded, ”I don’t want any of your foul drops getting on my lawn!”

Shining did what he was told and shook his member awkwardly, feeling his superior’s eyes locked on his swaying penis. It was humiliating, but knowing he did wrong, he was willing to take any kind of punishment that was necessary. He didn’t dare to check if Princess had any lustful look in her eyes or if she was enjoying herself, but from the corner of his eye, he was sure he had noticed a hint of red on Celestia’s cheeks.

Swaying his dick in front of a mare started to make it hard, a flare starting to form around his glans. Shining squinted his eyes and tried thinking unarousing thoughts to stop his erection, but it was hopeless. He was standing there completely exposed before the literal god of his nation, with all of the 16 inches of his throbbing log showing, veins bulging with his erection. It was so hard he could only swing the tip of his flare, and he felt like dying on the inside.

After a moment which felt like an eternity, Shining let go of his member and turned to face the princess, hiding his throbbing member behind his forelegs.

”Now go lay on the ground!” Celestia commanded, making Shining jolt at the demand, ”On your back!”

Shining did exactly that, his horsecock pointing towards the sky as if it was trying to pierce the heavens. He closed his eyes in fear, being sure Celestia would smite a thunderbolt from the sky to punish him. He felt a shadow already casting over him, but suddenly he felt something warm pouring down on his face. Was it rain?

He opened his eyes and realized he was staring right into Princess Celestia’s rear, a surge of golden urine spraying out from her winking marehood. She had lowered herself to squatting position and she was now pissing down on his body!

”Ngghh, this shall be your punishment!” Celestia huffed while urinating, swaying her rump to guide her stream all across Shining’s frame. For a while she aimed herself at Shining’s mouth, filling it with her urine so he needed to gulp it down to avoid drowning. Then she raised her bottom up to make her piss arc against his throbbing member, coating it with warmness as it trailed down his priced length.

Shining’s mind was blank at that moment, he positively didn’t know how to react to all of this. He was completely unaware of Celestia’s horn starting to glow and he jolted when he felt a new kind of sensation around his penis as Princess’ golden aura engulfed it and started pumping up and down on it. She was using her magic to masturbate him!

”S-sweet Celestiaaaaaaah!” he almost screamed while being clopped by the very being whose name he was calling and he ejaculated prematurely at the sensation.

”Ah! Oaaah! Hnnggh!” Shining gasped while unconsciously dry-humping with his hips. His cock was shooting a several ropes of cum up to the sky, raining down on his chest and belly and mixing with Celestia’s ambrosia that kept pouring out of her folds. He then collapsed on the ground, unable to move until Celestia’s stream was starting to die down before stopping completely.

”Mmm, that’s a good boy!” Celestia purred as her pussy winked out the last droplets of her urine and she shook her rump to get them off, making them fall on Shining’s face while he lied on the ground panting.
Soon his body was shrouded by the Princess’ magical aura and he felt himself being lifted up and flipped around to stand before the Princess. He stood there in visible confusion, piss dripping down to the ground from his soaked fur.

”How did you like it, Shining Armor?” Celestia asked gently, smiling with a shade of pink on her cheeks. She didn’t seem as furious anymore and she looked lovingly at Shining, as if she was reassuring a foal.
”W-what?” Shining blinked for a moment, ”What’s the meaning of this, Your Majesty?”
”Mmm, just a little punishment… For those who I catch urinating in my yard.” Celestia smirked cheekily and chuckled.
”Huh?” Shining’s head was spinning, ”A-aren’t You going to fire me? For what I just did!”
”Oh, for that? Just because you were relieving your needs?” Celestia giggled.

She then cleared her throat.

”Well, I do not appreciate ponies using my garden as a public toilet, as someponies clearly take it as a one!” she said firmly, her eyes piercing Shining’s very soul. He looked away in shame to avert her gaze, but then Celestia changed her tone:
”But it is not a reason for me to dismiss them. Or, like some might say, send them to the Moon…”

She looked up at the Mare on the Moon for a brief moment and sighed, then returning her gaze back to Shining and smiled kindly, ”I love my subjects as if they were my own children.”

Having been touched by Celestia’s words, Shining sighed in relief. His fear of the Princess had been all in vain and his career saved, thanks to her forgiveness.

”Now go clean yourself and return to your post, Private Shining Armor!” Celestia commanded with a stern tone, immediately winking at Shining, encouraging him to play along.

”YES, YOUR HIGHNESS!” Shining replied formally and started marching away. He was now more motivated than ever, ready to go through the rest of his shift, promising himself he would never again make the same mistake he just did. Next time he’d make sure to go to the bathroom right before his shift started!

”Mmm, you were right about his size, dear Niece…” Celestia blushed as she stared at his plot, ”Perhaps I could invite you two for one of my… Personal events…”

-THE END-

Your Daughter is Something Else! [Rainbow Dash x Bow Hothoof]

Author's Note

CW: F/M, Rainbow Dash x Bow Hothoof, incest, watersports, voyeurism, mentions of female masturbation.

This chapter’s premise is pretty similar to ”Zephyr Breeze’s Golden Moment”, with just different characters. The story was inspired by someone’s comment on Frist44’s ”infamous” artwork I used as an inspiration for that story.

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Your Daughter is Something Else! [Rainbow Dash x Bow Hothoof]

Rainbow Dash sat on the toilet seat and sighed, her urine trickling into the toilet with a cute tinkling sound. She had just woken up and was deep in her thoughts as she drained her tank.

She was visiting her parents after a long while and preparing herself for another day of Wonderbolts training. Whether to take a shower or skip it and take breakfast first, that was her problem.

”Better take that shower first!” she finally decided while squeezing the last drops from her urethra. She was going to reach for the toilet paper, when something pretty uncalled for happened:

Her father, Bow Hothoof, stormed into the bathroom in a hurry and dashed to the sink next to her. Dash was paralyzed from surprise and before she could even react, her father had straightened himself over the sink and let his limp stallionhood drop down before Dash’s eyes. He aimed his hefty equipment at the drain and let out a sigh when it started to spray out a heavy stream of urine into the sink.

”DAAAD! WHAT THE HAY!!” Rainbow cried out and covered her face with her wing. She wasn’t prepared for the sight of her father urinating, let alone using their sink for it as if it was a urinal!
”Oh, sorry Dashie!” Hothoof said apologetically, trying to hide his shame between his hooves, ”I just really, REALLY had to go! I just couldn’t wait!”

”You've got issues with your prostate, old man?!” Rainbow was offended, ”You see I’M peeing here?!”
”Umm… Yeah…” Hothoof was embarrassed and tried to change the topic, ”You’re the best whizzler ever! Wohoo!!”

He accidentally let go of his dick for a second while bumping his hoof into the air, before he quickly trailed his hoof back down to cover himself, blushing while doing so.
”Just go with it already!” Rainbow rolled her eyes, not wanting to drag this moment any longer than necessary.

It was all an act, though.

While many had thought for years that Rainbow was lesbian, she was actually bisexual and did like stallions - she just hadn’t been interested in most of them. Not after seeing her father’s penis by accident when she was younger, when she had walked in on him while he was urinating. Instead of closing her eyes in the shock, she had just stared at it in an awe, feasting her eyes in the grey and blue 14-inched appendix he was aiming at the toilet. Luckily he didn’t notice Rainbow at the door, thinking she had just arrived by the time he had finished and flushed the toilet.

She appreciated big and bulkier stallions like her father, not the ones like Soarin, and especially NOT like Zephyr Breeze. While she had never seen their dicks, she was sure none of them could resemble her father. Even though his father's member wasn't the biggest one imaginable, it made up to it with its girth.

When she wasn’t clopping to daydreams of Applejack, Spitfire’s mom or herself, it was the mental image of his father’s floppy cock that she flicked her bean to. She could only imagine what it looked like when it was hard, throbbing with veins when she imagined him guiding it slowly towards her vaginal entrance, only to spread her wide open when it slipped inside. What would it feel like when he pushed himself deeper inside of her, how loud and passionately would she scream her father's name when he rutted her? She had climaxed to that dream a couple of times, but she couldn't make herself ever try it for real.

At that moment, she was seemingly covering her face with her wing, but was secretly spying on her father with one eye, being able to see between her feathers. She had hard time containing her excitement when her father’s thick stallionhood was shooting gold just a couple of inches away from her, twitching in his grasp and with his eyes locked on it as he was watching his aim. She could smell the musk it was emanating along with the acirid stench of his urine.

Bow on the other hoof was awkwardly trying to finish fast, not wanting to drag his situation any longer. He kept his eyes closed to not get distracted by his daughter sitting next to him as he was trying to respect her modesty.
After a while he started to run dry. He shook himself twice to get rid of the drops on his tip, then he kicked off the sink and turned the tap on to wash it as if he was flushing the toilet.

”Whew, thanks Dashie!” Bow sighed in relief and turned away to leave the bathroom as fast as possible, not wanting to disturb his dear daughter any longer, ”Good luck with the day! You’re the best Wonderbolts trainer ever!”

”Yeah, whatever…” she grunted, seemingly looking away. On the inside however, she was smiling gratefully. She caught a glimpse of Bow’s massive balls when he walked out of the bathroom.
”Love you, Dashie!” she heard Bow saying before he disappeared behind the door he closed after him.

”No… Thank YOU, Dad!” Rainbow thought and smirked while still sitting on the toilet, trying to process what had just happened. Her clitoris was winking profusely, demanding all her attention.
”Well, good thing I’ve still got some time!” she thought in her mind as her hoof trailed down between her legs to rub her clit. She closed her eyes and bit her lip, thinking of her father’s cock hanging in the display.

Maybe she was in the need of that cold shower after all!

-THE END-

Sweetie's a Player Too! [Sweetie Belle x Button Mash (aged-up)]

Author's Note

PLEASE NOTE! Yet to be proof read and edited!

This was supposed to be its own story, but I decided to include it as a chapter. :pinkiecrazy:

CW: F/M, aged-up ButtonBelle, urination, assisted peeing, cock worship, dick shaking, voyeurism, frottage, implied incest, getting caught(?), terrible gaming related puns

Sweetie's a Player Too! [Sweetie Belle x Button Mash (aged-up)]

It was a peaceful albeit rainy Saturday afternoon in Ponyville. Sweetie Belle had come to visit her coltfriend Button Mash, wanting to spend some ”quality time” with him while his mother was away.

However, Button had some other plans:

"You know, aren't we a little too old to just play video games?" Sweetie asked after Button started taking a couple of his video games out of his shelf.
"Well..." Button looked around his room, "We could also play Manecraft on my PC!"
"It's a video game too, Button!" Sweetie chuckled, seemingly making Button a little offended.
"No, it's not! It's on PC!" Button protested, making Sweetie burst into laughing. Her coltfriend really didn't seem to take the hint!

"It's Mane'io Kart, then!" Sweetie replied and winked, "Bet you can’t beat my time?"
"Hah, you wish!" Button smirked while popping the game on, Mane’io Kart’s title screen appearing on their TV with a jingle.

After playing for maybe a half an hour, Button suddenly paused the game.
”Gotta pee, be right back! he said and rose up, ”Don’t cheat while I’m gone, ok?”

”Hmmm… Ok!” Sweetie replied cheerily and put her controller down, ”Don’t be long, though! I’m just starting to beat you!”

”Hah, you wish!” Button smirked and left the room, leaving Sweetie alone. She stared at the pause screen and listened as her boyfriend walked to the bathroom and closed the door behind him. So boring…

Suddenly Sweetie got an idea. She didn’t hear Button locking the door. Call that a mistake!

She rose up and followed Button by the bathroom door, trying to push down the handle gently. Yup, it wasn’t locked. She opened the door silently and entered the bathroom, where Button was already standing over the toilet.

”Wha- Sweetie?!!” Button was shocked as he saw his girlfriend standing by the door. He’s stallionhood had emerged out of his sheath and he was covering it with his hoof. ”What are you doing here?!”

”Well, you told me not to cheat!” Sweetie winked at Button as she closed the door behind her, ”I’m sick of waiting! Can I watch?”

”Huh?” Button was confused, ”You wanna watch? Me… Pee?!”

”Well, duh!” Sweetie rolled her eyes. ”I’m just curious. I wanna see how you do it!”

Well, that’s a surprise! Button didn’t know Sweetie had that kind of kink in her, at least not as an adult, she had seemed so innocent.

”Umm… I don’t know, Sweetie…” Button looked away and blushed, ”I’ve never been watched like that before…”

”Never? Hah!” Sweetie walked closer, ”We’re a couple, remember! We’ve known each other for long time."
She then smirked, clearly remembering something good: "And it’s not the first time I’m seeing you hold your junk, you know! Remember that one time back in school when I asked how you guys use the urinals and you invited me to the colts toilet to show me?”

Oh, that one time?

"Sweetie! Please don't remind me of that!" Button blushed profusely, "We got caught, remember! Cheerilee wasn't happy about it at all..."
"Hah, as if she never had done something like that!" Sweetie rolled her eyes, "But anyway, we've had sex before. And I've taken your penis in my mouth. Wouldn't it be any different if I watched you pee like you normally would?"

Button hesitated a little, he wasn’t used to peeing while somepony was watching, at least not when he himself was afare of it. But yet again, Sweetie was his marefriend, she was somepony he could trust...

”Ok, Sweetie!” Button sighed and relaxed, ”I’ll do it for you. But I’m gonna be on top for a week, got it?”

”Haha, no problem!” Sweetie replied. She walked as close as she could and waited patiently as Button grabbed hold of his member and aimed it at the toilet bowl. She was getting excited and felt a familiar twinge in her nethers in anticipation. It was just like at that time in their youth when Button showed her how colts used the urinal. Although this time wouldn't feature Truffle Shuffle entering the bathroom in the middle of it and screaming like a filly after seeing Sweetie standing by the urinals!

Then she got an idea she thought she never could never get in her mind:

”Can I… Hold it for you?” Sweetie asked blushing, not sure what she was asking for.

”W-WHAT?” Button looked at his girlfriend awkwardly, still aiming his flaccid member towards the toilet. The idea made his cock twitch and Button felt his glans starting to flare. He really hated to admit it, but he was getting aroused by such a naughty idea!

”Y-Yeah…” Sweetie smiled innocently, profusely blushing as she looked away, ”I’d really like to… Try that… out…”

She looked back at Button who wasn’t sure what to do.

”O-of course only… if YOU don’t mind… I mean…!” Sweetie started noticing the awkwardness if the situation and regretted even asking. What the hell she was even thinking?

”Sure!” Button replied suddenly, ”Y-you can do it, Sweetie Belle!”

Oh, nice! Sweetie was taken aback by Button’s sudden eagerness, but soon she leaned against Button’s back and guided her hoof towards his penis. As she took it in her hoof, she almost immediately gasped a the sensation. Button’s stallionhood felt spongy and warm, and she could feel it pulsating as if with his heartbeat.

She thought back to all those moments she had secretly watched her father or her classmates urinate on different occasions, images of their stallionhoods burned in her memory for eternity. That was the dark secret of her: she enjoyed watching stallions relieve themselves, wondering if they could see her while she was spying on them. The thought and the suspense of getting caught while doing it made her so horny.

She had gotten caught once, but she played it cool and lied that she had walked in on the stallion by accident, so she didn’t get into any trouble. After that she had decided to be more careful and had surpressed her urges for the time being. Thanks to her reputation and innocent appearance, nopony suspected her anyway!

Now that she had a coltfriend of her own she didn’t need to do it secretly, all she needed to do was ask and watch if her mate was co-operative. And not only watch, it seemed! Although Button wasn’t quite sure what he was doing, he was still willing to fulfill that perverted fantasy of her girlfriend.

Button’s penis wasn’t the largest, especially compared to Big Mac or Sweetie’s dad, but it didn’t matter to her. His semi-flaccid stallionhood was 13 inches long and dark brown in color, and she loved it. She was happy to have a partner at all and his genitals were perfect in their own way.

At first, Button was so tense he was unable to let out his stream, but he soon relaxed abd closed his eyes. A tiny trickle of his urine started to arc into the bowl, creating somewhat adorable tinkling sound as it hit the water below. Soon the sound got louder as his stream turned much heavier, the color of it being in a golden tint. He sighed in relief as his stream was bubbling loudly.

”Oh Button, that’s so hot!” Sweetie yelped while watching the tip of his cock twitch as his stream increased in volume, the smell of his acirid urine starting to fill her nostrils. She felt her tender clitoris winking at the sensation. His coltfriend really had to go!

It didn’t take long until Button flexed the last couple of squirts into the toilet, a sign of his bladder being drained. Sweetie shook the last drops off from Button’s member, having seen her father doing it when he finished. Button was surprised by the act, but allowed her to do it anyway. She was really good at it!

He sighed in relief as Sweetie let go of his pecker, which sprung up almost immediately, having grown a couple of more inches longer and was now ready for some more action.

”Did you like it, Button?” Sweetie whispered in Button’s ear.
”Y-yeah!” Button replied, ”How about you?”
”Well, it was fun!” Sweetie admited,

”So… Wanna go back on playing?”
”Actually…” Sweetie Belle felt a twinge in her abdomen, ”I have something else in my mind!”
”Huh?”

”Sit down on the toilet and you’ll see!”
”What, you wanna see me POO?!” Button’s face turned green, ”I’m NOT gonna take part of those kinda games!”
”Huh, no!” Sweetie laughed and reassured, ”Not that kinda thing, silly! Just do what I say and I’ll show you!”
”Umm… Ok!”

Button lowered the seat and sat down.
”Ok, now spread your legs!” Sweetie commanded, Button following suite nervously. His cock throbbed in anticipation, pointing towards the ceiling like an ice pick. Sweetie licked her lips at the sight, greatly appreciating her coltfriend’s size. Earth ponies certainly were showers AND growers!

”Umm… What now, Sweetie?” Button asked in confusion, blushing when he saw Seeetie staring at his cock. Was she going to fellate him?

Sweetie had one time fulfilled Button’s fantasy of her blowing him while he was playing Grand Theft Horsecart 5, but it didn’t go as he had imagined: he couldn’t concentrate on the game at all and kept dying, while Sweetie didn’t have much leverage to act and her butt was blocking Button’s view. That said, it wasn’t as romantic as he had thought it would be.

Without saying anything Sweetie sat on Button’s lap and winked,
”Two-player mode! I need to pee too!”

”W-What?!!” Button exclaimed, his throbbing member slapping against Sweetie’s soft buttocks. Sweetie Belle adjusted her position and relaxed, squeezing a small trickle of urine out of her folds. It splattered against Button’s cock, making his eyes shoot open, and started trickling down his shaft and balls. Soon her floodgates opened and her stream turned into a waterfall of golden urine as she was literally pissing on her coltfriend’s penis!

”Aa-aaaaaah!” she sighed in relief and arousal, grinding her marehood and winking clit against Button’s cock. She trailer her hoof down and started rubbing her lovenub.

Such sensation was completely new and too much for Button, and it didn’t take long until he gasped and shot at least four massive ropes of cum on the floor.

”Oh, yes, Button! Cum for me!” Sweetie moaned and rubbed her clit furiously. Soon she reached her own orgasm, screaming in ecstacy while squirting her love juice on Button’s softening cock and lap.

She collapsed against Button’s body and sighed in satisfaction, embracing him while he sat there in the afterglow of his orgasm.

”That was… Fucking hot!” Button panted. He could have never imagined just a regular, mundane pee break could be so erotic.
”Wanna take this to the bed?” Sweetie asked lovingly and blushed, the seductive look on her face making Button’s joystick harden once again.
”Y-you bet!” Button replied and smirked, allowing Sweetie to pull him closer for a sloopy open-mouth kiss.

Suddenly they heard the door creaking open, Button’s mother falling through the doorway and collapsing on the bathroom floor.

”Moooom!!!” Button broke the kiss in shock, ”Not you too!”
”Oh, hello Mrs Cream Heart!” Sweetie waved at her, as she rose back to her feet, blushing profusely.

”Um… Hello, kids!” Cream Heart stammered and scratched her heck, ”I just heard your voices coming from the bathroom so I checked, if you were ok…”

”Mom! We’re not kids anymore!” Button facehoofed, ”We don’t need foalsitting!”

”Oh… right!” Cream Heart smiled and turned to leave the bathroom. Her tail was blocking the sight of her mare parts, but Button was sure he saw a glimpse of her gleaming wetness. How long had she stood by the door anyway?

”The dinner’s ready, if you want something to eat…” she turned towards Button and Sweetie for one last time.

”Why, thank you, Mrs Cream Heart!” Sweetie said cheerily, ”We won’t take long!”

”Alright, carry on!” Cream Heart chirped as she left the room and closed the door behind her. She was totally going to leave the house for a while, maybe for a drink or two!

”Your mom sure is something else!” Sweetie chuckled as they heard Cream Heart galloping downstairs. ”I really like that!”

Button shrugged and looked at his marefriend. ”You’re such a pervert, Sweetie!” he said and shook his head.

”I know!” Sweetie replied with a smile, kissing Button on the snot, ”And I know you’re gonna love it!”

-THE END-

Catbirbs Are Lucky Bastards! [Gallus x Silverstream x Smolder]

Author's Note

CW: F/F/M, peeing, penis envy, voyeurism, exhibitionism, femdom, dubcon, masturbation, implied sex

Thanks to SWikey for giving me this idea! :rainbowdetermined2:

Catbirbs Are Lucky Bastards! [Gallus x Silverstream x Smolder]

It was a late Wednesday evening at Friendship School. Gallus was walking down the aisle towards the dormitory, having spent a couple of hours writing an assignment in the library.

”Glad that’s finally over!” he yawned while opening the door to his and Sandbar’s room, ”Guess I hit the showers and call it for a day…”

As he entered the room and closed the door behind him, he noticed Sandbar wasn’t around. He was usually lying in his bed reading comics and listening to music, having always finished his homework in no time while Gallus needed to take his time with it. That was the trait Gallus was jealous of Sandbar for - along with his penis being two or three inches longer than Gallus’s. Although that wasn’t necessary information at that moment…

”Guess he’s with Yona for today…” Gallus thought and shrugged. He closed the door behind him and smirked, ”Now I can cool off in peace!”

As his hand made jerking motions while he said it, there was no doubt what he was going to do for the rest of the evening! He threw his books on his bed and decided to use the bathroom first, having not used it for a while during the time he was in the library.

But when he got closer to the bathroom door, he heard something coming from there, weird noises that sounded like rubbing and… Someone moaning?

”Huh? Sandbar? Are you in there?” He called out his friend, but nopony answered. He chucked at the idea of Sandbar masturbating furiously in their bathroom, it could have been funny if he forced the door open and scared him while he was in there.

But the noises coming from behind the door sounded much more feminine than Sandbar’s voice, much to his confusion.

”No seriously! Who’s in there?!” He flung the door open and was immediately greeted with an unbelievable sight: his friends Silverstream and Smolder were sitting under the sink and were making out, kissing passionately and moaning into each others mouths!

”Woah! What the?!” Gallus was so confused he didn’t know how to act. The sight before him made his penis erect and he crossed his legs to cover his shame.

The girls opened their eyes and broke the kiss, a trail of saliva connecting their tongues as they pulled away from each other.

”Hh… Oh, hi Gallus!” Smolder said while trying to catch her breath, ”We were expecting you!”

”What are YOU doing here?!” Gallus asked in a visible shock, ”How did you get inside?!!”

”Sandbar let us in,” Smolder replied and shrugged, ”About an hour ago. He had something else to do tonight, so he won’t be back.”
”He’s spending a night with Yona-” Silverstream added, making Smolder buck her to the side with an elbow, ”I mean, yeah… He’s out!”

”So… You were expecting me, huh?” Gallus was starting to get the whole picture, ”You tried to scare me, right?”
”No!” Smolder laughed,”We just wanted to surprise you! That’s all.”
”We’ve been waiting for you for an hour,” Silverstream said and rubbed her backside, ”My butt hurts for sitting here for so long!”

”Hah, serves you right!” Gallus chuckled, ”If this is some kinda prank then you got me, girls! Ha ha ha!”
He shifted his position impatiently,
”Now could you please get out? I really got to pee right now!”

”Can we watch?” Smolder asked suddenly, making Gallus jolt.
” ’scuse me?”

”Can we watch? You? Pee?” Smolder articulated, smiling seductively at Gallus. Silverstream did the same.

Gallus was shocked. Such a question came out of nowhere and he wasn’t prepared. He could never have believed his friends were interested in such kink!

”I dunno, girls… I’ve never done it before…” Gallus tried to speak himself out of the situation. He didn’t want any witnesses for such an intimate act.

”Aww, you’ve got shy bladder?” Smolder joked and shifted her legs, ”Or do you sit down when you pee?”
”We won’t judge, though!” Silverstream added, ”It’s just sexy when you guys do it standing up!”

”C’mon, girls! This is not funny!” Gallus protested, but girls didn’t falter: they smiled teasingly and kept staring at him with bedroom eyes. They weren’t moving anywhere and it was no use to make them change their mind. If Gallus wanted to relieve himself, he needed to choose fast.

Gallus sighed and decided to give up.
”Ok, fine! Whatever… I can’t hold it much longer, anyway!”

Gallus moved his hands away from his sheath and rose on his rear legs to position himself above the toilet, his red and barbed feline cock lengthening out of his sheath as he raised the seat. He then grabbed himself by the balls to show them off along with his member, aiming his package at his target. The girls immediately leaned closer.

”Nice cock, Gallus!” Smolder cracked, ”And great balls!”
”They sure are handsome…”, Silverstream gasped in awe, ”And so big!”

”Why… Thanks!” Gallus replied and smiled nervously. He had no idea that his 12-inched penis could be considered ”big”, especially when ponies had much bigger ones. He was flattered nonetheless and tried to relax.

While Griffons had never been about their personal hygiene and they were used doing their business wherever they liked around Griffonstone, Gallus had never liked being stared while urinating. He felt vulnerable in such moments. It didn’t help that two of his crushes were sitting next to him and looking at his dick, and he was doing all this to fulfill their fantasies!

”This is so exciting!” Silverstream squealed, breaking the brief silence, ”I’ve only seen Terramar and Dad doing this before!”
”Does your Dad have a huge cock?” Smolder smirked at Silverstream.
”Are you kidding me? It’s HUGE!” She replied in excitement.

”LA LA LA LAAH, I’M NOT LISTENING! LA LA LA LAAAH!!” Gallus tried to drift his thoughts away, wanting to get the image of Silverstream’s father’s floppy and veiny horsecock out of his mind. Being bisexual, he didn’t hate the overall idea of it, but he wanted to concentrate on peeing without distractions.

”I bet that’s nothing compared to your Dad’s cock!” Smolder said and looked at Silverstream, who raised her gaze and looked back at her slightly offended.
”What?! I don’t really care about my Dad’s cock! That’s gross!!”

At that moment Gallus finally managed to let it fly, making the girls quickly turn their gazes back to his dick, not wanting to miss any second of the show. A trickle of urine surged out of his urethra and landed right in the middle of the toilet, splashing loudly when it broke the water’s surface. Soon it grew into a little waterfall that rumbled like a thunderstorm. Damn, he didn’t notice how much he needed to pee!

”Man, look at him go!” Smolder commented in awe, impressed by the sheer volume of Gallus’s piss.
”That’s a lot of pee, Gallus!” Silverstream giggled, making Gallus’s member twitch in arousal. He had a hard time trying to fight the why-boner he was starting to have.

”Damn, boy! Are you frying chicken in there?” Smolder craked a joke, ”You piss loud as fuck!”
”That meme is old as fuck!” Gallus snapped, Smolder laughing at his response.

”You know what, Silvy?” Smolder turned towards Silverstream, ”I bet Sandbar has taken that thing many times!”

What? How did she know?

Not that Gallus hadn’t ever had sex with Sandbar before, they were roommates after all. But usually it was Sandbar who was on the top…

”Aww, I wish I had gay roommates!” Silverstream sighed sadly, not taking her eyes away from Gallus’s length.

”You girls are fucking pervs…” Gallus replied. He then started waving his stream from side to side to tease the girls, being careful not to miss the toilet while doing it.

”You like this too?” he turned towards the girls, noticing that both of them were visibly masturbating while watching him, pumping their index fingers in and out their vags.

”Yeah, babe! Keep going!” Smolder panted and rubbed her clit with two fingers. Silverstream was already in such a sexual high her tongue was lulling out of her beak. She looked adorable doing that.

”Man, you’re horny!” Gallus said in amazement and turned his gaze back to his stream.

The schlicking of Smolder’s and Silverstream’s pussies was mixed with the sound of the water splattering with Gallus’s release. He focused on finishing fast before the girls could see his unwanted erection. It was already a little difficult for him to keep his aim steady.

Soon Gallus felt he was starting to run empty. After a whole minute of urinating, his stream slowed down to imply he had drained his tank. He squeezed the last couple of jets out into the toilet before shaking his cat cock dry.

”Yeah, baby! Shake your stick!” Smolder cheered on Gallus, who acted like he wasn’t listening.
”That’s more like a bat!” Silverstream corrected and carried on, ”Swing it, baby!”

Gallus rolled his eyes, but was a little pleased Silverstream was referring his member as a ”bat”. Technically, it was Sandbar’s penis that was more like a bat, being a couple of inches longer than his.

After a couple of more seconds of shaking, Gallus let go of his penis and flushed the toilet. He admitted to himself he had actually enjoyed his ”ordeal”, feeling a little empowered having been doing it in front of girls, even if it was for their own pleasure. They were interested in him nevertheless.

”That was SO hot, Gallus!” Silverstream said cheerily, pulling her talons from between her legs, ”Can we hold it for you next time?”

”I’ll pass!” Gallus shook his head, ”I prefer NOT having spectators when I pee AND I can do it myself pretty good, thanks very much!”
”Aww!” Silverstream pouted, ”It could have been fun!”
”Although… I could watch you girls doing it sometimes!” Gallus winked at his friends teasingly, knowing they would never accept his idea.

”Ok, Gallus. We’ll do it next time!” Smolder winked back, with Silverstream blushing and nodding along.

”Oh, ok then!” Gallus’s thoughts drifted away to the image of Smolder and Silverstream squatting over the shower drain in front of him, with heavy streams of urine gushing out from their vulvas.

He shook his head for a moment to snap out of the dream, ”Well, you got what you wanted. You want some cola or what-”

Suddenly Smolder grabbed Gallus’s hand and leaned closer to him.
”You know, Gallus?” She said seductively, ”Sandbar won’t be back for tonight…”
”Yeah, and we’re like SUPER horny!” Silverstream added, making Gallus blush, ”We want to make it up to you. For what you did for us!”

Gallus finally understood what his friends' sudden forwardness was all about. They weren’t joking at all, but really wanted to get laid. Sandbar wasn’t the only one getting some that night!

”Oh… So, you’re not gonna leave just yet?” Gallus asked in excitement, the tip of his penis starting to peek out from his sheath once again.

”Nuh-huh!” Smolder replied, ”We’re gonna keep you company, babe!”
”Yeah..” Silverstream added and swayed her hips, ”We wanna take a closer look of your… Bat!”

”Fuck yeah! No need to cool off tonight!” Gallus thought happily, grabbing his girlfriends in his arms and leading them towards the bed.

This sure was his lucky day!

-THE END-

Rara and Papa [Rarity x Hondo Flanks]

Author's Note

We had an idea of Hondo being a porn star on LewdChapter's Discord server (he's got the stache for it) , so I decided to write about it. I've always wanted to feature Hondo Flanks in some of my stories, but I haven't come up with anything worthwhile until now. Damn, he's macho! :ajsmug:

CW: F/M, Voyeurism, exhibitionism, urination, incest, large endowment, cock worship, dick shaking, you know, the basic stuff...

Rara and Papa [Rarity x Hondo Flanks]

"Oh Father, you look so fabulous tonight!" Rarity gasped in awe while fixing her father's tie in Carousel Boutique's bathroom. Her father, Hondo Flanks had ordered a new suit, black vest and light yellow, striped silk shirt, from her for a special occasion, which Rarity had gladly agreed.

"Why thanks, sweetie!" Hondo replied, "I'm just... A little nervous!"

"How come? Mother has been by your side for 30 years, remember!" Rarity chirped, "Why would it be any different this time?"

"Exactly! This is our 30th anniversary and... It just has to be perfect!" Hondo sighed, "She's the love of my life. This is the least I can do for her!"

"Oh, don't worry about it, Father! Just be yourself!" Rarity smiled and admired her father's frame. She brushed her hoof along her father's pecs looming from behind his vest, "After all... You are Stud Maximus!"

That's right, Stud Maximus.

His porn name.

Years ago her father used to be a star player of his college hoofball team and her mother was a cheerleader. That's how they met each other and soon married. After suffering a leg injury, Hondo needed to quit his career, so he decided to pursue becoming an actor. After playing small roles in a couple of lesser-known movies, he was by chance taken in by some "very" eccentric producer, Wine Stain, who had noticed his blessings. Not his talent, unfortunately, but something very different...

Hondo had a 17-inched penis!

It was actually a somewhat embarrassing, since Mr. Stain had stepped next to Hondo at the public urinal and happened to glance at his length while he was urinating. Impressed, Mr. Stain had given Hondo his card (with some visible stains of his urine for he had taken it out of his pocket while still going) and asked him to audition for his next project.

Dumbfounded, Hondo took part of the audition and was soon cast in a softcore movie, although he was reluctant at first: Cookie was pregnant with Rarity at the time, and he was worried if she would get jealous of him. To his surprise Cookie agreed, she was actually very excited about his role.

Aroused even!

She was okay with Hondo having sex with other mares on the shoots, and star even in hardcore films, although she made him promise it was only a job for him and he would never cheat on Cookie outside the studio. Hondo gladly agreed and thus became a successful adult movie star, known by the name Stud Maximus.

His career came to light for Rarity only after years, when she had turned teenager and saw one of her father's movies in the shelf while visiting a friend of hers. She was shocked at first, surprised her father could be doing something like that and she was also worried how it would affect her own reputation, but soon she accepted it. She had to admit her father looked very handsome on the screen, even while in the context she wasn't so keen of.

"You don't choose your career, it chooses you," Hondo used to say, inspiring Rarity to become a fashionista.

Hondo sighed, "I'm afraid it's only my role, nothing else..."

"No, Father! You ARE Stud Maximus. He wouldn't exist without you!" Rarity corrected, making Hondo think about it for a moment. How could he disagree with such a lovely daughter like he had?

"You're right! I think I'll manage!" Hondo looked at himself from the bathroom mirror, "Why, this is some great suit!

"Only the best for my best father!" Rarity said proudly, "And don't you worry about the payment, we can talk about it later!"

Rarity looked at the time and pushed her father gently on the shoulder.

"Now go and spend a wonderful evening with Mother!"

"Well, I guess I should," Hondo agreed. "But I gotta spring a leak first!"

"Sure, help yourself!" Rarity encouraged while sitting down on the edge of the bathtub.

While Hondo took a couple of steps towards the toilet, Rarity took a glance at his flank, a pair of gray balls looming between his chiseled glutes.

”Are you going to watch, sweetheart?” Hondo asked while he straightened himself.

”Do you mind, Papa?” Rarity replied, making Hondo chuckle while he lifted the toilet seat.

”Not at all! I've used to it, you know!” Hondo leaned against the wall with his hoof and relaxed.

Rarity's eyes shut open as she saw it: Hondo's priced member started dropping from its hiding place and formed into a thick, meaty hose of grayish color, bulging with veins. It had a wide, cylinder crown of glans at the end, as big as Rarity's hoof. No wonder such log was considered his most valuable asset in the adult film industry!

It was literally Hondo's moneymaker, emanating musk with a smell that made Rarity's hormones going, something she couldn't experience by watching his films. She could feel her marehood dampen by the sight of such a monster. Even in its flaccid state it was enormous and she could only imagine how good it must have felt inside some mares vagina.

Not that her mother really cared about his penis, though. She had fallen in love with Hondo's gentle side, not with his looks or other "benefits". And it was actually his chin and flank she prefered!

Hondo grabbed himself by the medial ring and almost immediately let it fly, releasing a stream of dark yellow urine that grew in volume and pressure. He fixed his position to steady his aim and sighed in satisfaction, having been holding his urine for a couple of hours.

It was not that Rarity hadn't ever seen such penis before, having been some stallions on a couple of occasions. There were even rumours that Big Macintosh and Thunderlane were bigger, both having been blessed with 18 and half-inched stallionhoods. But there was something very exciting about the fact it was her father, of all ponies. She was impressed of how comfortable her father was with urinating in front of her, meaning how much he trusted in his family members.

”Oh my,” Rarity gasped, Hondo's gushing member twitching in front of her eyes, ”You really had to go, Father!”

”Yeah…” Hondo replied, ”Been holding it for a while!”

"You know..." Rarity raised her gaze for a moment, "You could have excused yourself at any time, if you wanted."

"I know," Hondo replied and turned his head towards Rarity, "But I didn't want to waste any time being with my dear daughter!"

Rarity blushed. Her father was so considerate.

They both turned their gaze back to the action. The only sound that could be heard was the water splattering with Hondo's relief.

After a minute or two, Hondo's stream started to father and break into random drips, a sign of his tank been fully drained.

”That’s a good boy!” he sighed and shook himself dry, unconsciously dragging it for a little too long to get all the excessive drops off his tip, even while his daughter was watching just a couple of feet away.

”Oh Daddy, shake it!" Rarity couldn't help but yelp in excitement, eyes locked on Hondo's whipping member, "Shake that cock for me!"

Rarity bit her lip as her gaze followed the hypnotic swaying of Hondo’s massive length, stray droplets of urine flinging out with his motions. With her nectar flowing down her tights, she needed to squint her legs more tightly together, enticed by such display of raw masculinity.

”Damn, you’re such a naughty girl!” Hondo smirked and winked at his daughter, ”I should spank you for such language!”

”Oh, please! Just because I’m a lady doesn’t mean I spoke like a princess!” Rarity cracked back, making her father chuckle. His little filly sure had grown into a mare of no nonsense!

He gave his cock a last couple of shakes and flushed the toilet.
”That felt good!” he sighed and kicked off the wall. His stallion’s pride retracted into his sheath, disappearing almost as fast as it had appeared.

They looked at each other for a moment in silence, Hondo noticing he had left the toilet seat up and lowering it before Rarity said anything about it.

"Do you want to watch me tinkle as well?" Rarity broke the silence and winked.

"Actually... I think I need to go now!" Hondo replied, more than ready to meet the love of his life at the restaurant. "Thanks for the help, sweetheart!"

"You're welcome, Father!" Rarity smiled gently, "Happy anniversary, for both of you!"

"Thanks," Hondo turned to leave, "Love you, Rarity!'

"I love you too!" Rarity replied and watched as her father left the bathroom, on his way to spend a magical evening with his beloved wife.

"I wish them all the best!" Rarity thought to herself. She trailed her hoof down to brush her sensitive, throbbing clit.

"And you, my dear..." Rarity smirked, "I will tend to right away!"

-The End-

The Splattering at the Rock Farm [Pie Sisters x Igneous Rock Pie]

Author's Note

This is a small project in between the bigger ones, this time with Pie Sisters. I just wanted to do something productive. :twilightblush:

CW: Peeing in front of girls (literally), incest, cock worship, all the other tropes from my previous works.

The Splattering at the Rock Farm [Pie Sisters x Igneous Rock Pie]

It was a boring, work-filled day on the Pie Family Rock Farm. Pinkie was visiting her family for a couple of days, taking part of their daily routine of rock farming.

"This is so much fun, isn't it girls!" Pinkie cheered as they broke large rocks with pick-axes.

"I doubt that..." mumbled Limestone while focusing on her rock. Like always, she wasn't in a mood for conversation.

"Well, I sure am enjoying myself..." Maud replied calmly, with Marble next to her humming her response and nodding.

Their father, Igneous Rock Pie, was working at a short distance from them, looking around the area and marking rocks they were going to break that day.

”Great job, girls! We can have a break now!” Igneous suddenly said and dropped his pick-axe. His daughters did the same and gathered around to sit down and rest. The temperature was humid and they needed to drink a huge amount of water and Sweet Apple Achers' apple cider Pinkie had brought as a souvenir.

As they sat there, Pinkie Pie cheerfully told about her life in Ponyville in so rapid pace her family members had hard time to understand her, but they were still happy to hear what she was telling them. They were pleased the whole family was together after a long while and they enjoyed it while it lasted.

"Oh, oh, then one day she said: 'Oatmeal? ARE YOU CRAZY-' Oh, where are you going, dad?"

Pinkie noticed Igneous having risen up and he was about to go somewhere.

”I need to urinate!” he replied, "I will not take long."

”Oooh, can we watch, dad?” Pinkie asked excitingly, making other girls jolt, even Maud. Marble stared at her legs in shame and Limestone looked at Pinkie in disbelieve.

”That’s nasty!” She replied in disgust, ”You really think we’re into THAT?!”

”Oh, Limestone! Of course I do!” Pinkie smiled and brushed Limestone’s mane, ”Dad’s the only stallion around here! I bet you have hots for him!”

”Wha-? NO, I DON’T!” Limestone couldn’t believe her ears. Had her sister always been such a pervert?

”Come on, the only cock you could see around here is Dad's, remember!” Pinkie smirked and bucked Limestone jokingly, ”Or say... Are you a filly-fooler?”

”Eugh, no way!” Limestone snapped and pushed Pinkie away.

”We don’t mind if you are,” Maud added with her monotonic voice, while Marble smiled timidly and nodded, knowing very well about her sister's "secret".

”F-forget you, girls! I like colts!” Limestone sat there with her front legs crossed and looked away in anger. She didn't want to admit anything with her father around.

”Yeah, sure you do!” Pinkie teased her blushing sister, ”I’ve seen you looking at those dirty magaz-

Suddenly the sisters heard a loud splash coming from a short distance. They turned their heads towards the noise, seeing their father standing there to urinate at the base of a nearby tree, leaning against it with his hoof and aiming himself with the other.

”Oh, dad, I was just joking!” Pinkie blushed at the sight, ”I didn’t mean that for real!”

She thought back of all those moments she had secretly watched her father urinate on different occasions, the image of his enormous stallionhood burned forever into her mind afterwards. Now she was once again seeing that penis, and it was as big as she remembered! It was brown and bendy, 20 inches long flaccid meat-hose that was watering the roots of the tree with a spray of a golden nectar. Being an earth pony, Igneous was literally as big as a horse and so was his stallionhood a sight to behold.

Igneous himself didn't look around as he was solely focused on emptying his tank, but his daughters were greatly enjoying themselves while watching. Pinkie grinned happily with a smile wide as a mile, while Limestone blushed and tried to look away. Maud was staring bluntly at the sight and Marble bit her lip while trying to suppress her silent moans as she secretly rubbed her marehood. All of them were positively winking and shifted their positions awkwardly, a gush of juices running down their tights.

After a while Igneous flexed a couple of last jets out of his member and started shaking it dry in front of his daughters, flopping it like a slab of meat.

”YEAH, SHAKE IT DADDY!” Pinkie shouted from the top of her lungs as the flare of their father’s phallus swayed deliciously before their eyes, ”Shake that cock like your life depended on it!”

”Wow, that's hot…!” Maud said monotonically, a slight blush on her cheeks nevertheless.

”Mmm-hmm!” Marble nodded and bit her lip even harder, juices streaming out of her folds as she rubber herself faster.

”Can we just get to work, Dad?!” Limestone rolled her eyes while blushing, ”We’re not here just to watch you shake your junk!”

”Patience, girls!” Igneous grunted and shook out the last drops clinging on his tip before letting go of his member. He turned around, seeing how his daughters were still eyeing on his retracting, throbbing dick with their lustful gazes. He shook his head and sighed, he couldn’t believe the fruits of his loins were such sluts, wanting his cock so badly!

But he didn’t let that distract him. While he was flattered by the attention he got from his daughters, he wasn’t interested of them that way as he was stallion of morals. He was sure they would eventually found some other stallions to start a family with them, he wasn’t THAT desperate to let them seduce him. Only if his wife allowed it, though…

”Since you are so eager and full of energy, I presume you want to start working already!” Igneous said sternly and grabbed his pick-axe, making Pinkie say ”Aaawww” in the process.

”The fun was just getting started!” Pinkie pouted as Pie Sisters scrambled and got back to their spots.

”Will you shut up already?!” Limestone grunted annoyed, letting Maud and Marble walk past her. Maud’s facial expression hadn’t changed much, but Marble seemed a little disappointed, letting out a quiet sigh before getting back to work.

There were so many rocks to break that day…

-THE END-

Somewhere in the Distance: Big Pa's Drink Alot [Arizona x Texas]

Author's Note

Now something completely different, featuring characters from something other than FIM. Guess this is the first thing ever having watersports of Texas. :pinkiehappy: :ajsmug:

CW: M/F, incest, a late-teen calf eyeing her DILF's member, no sex

Somewhere in the Distance: Big Pa's Drink Alot [Arizona x Texas]

In a land far, far away, in another universe to be exact, was a place called The Prairies, the abode of the cattlekind, the race of nature-loving bovines. One of those bovines was a brown and cream-colored young calf with emerald eyes, Arizona, who was also to be chosen as the champion of her homeland, in a quest for finding keys to lock extradimensional predators away from their world.

Tonight, however, there wasn't time for that, as the cattlekind was having a party of their own in the Praises. The music played loudly, Sarsaparilla flowed and everybovine was having a good time. And so was Arizona, even though she would rather do something meaningful instead of just dancing and drinking.

"Where ya goin', sweetheart?" Arizona's mother, lady cow Minnesota asked when she saw her walking away.

"Gotta pee, Ma!" Arizona replied, "Ah won't take long!"

"'k! Be careful, hon!" Minnesota warned, "It's pretty dark in there!"

"Yeah, Ah know!" Arizona shrugged her mother off and rolled her eyes. She was frustrated that everyone still treated her like a calf. She was in her late teens already!

Arizona walked behind a couple of boulders not far away from their camp and squatted down to relieve herself, not bothering to check if anyone was around. She lifted her tail and sighed as the urine poured out of her folds, splattering hard across the soil.

"Gosh, Ah really had ta pee!" Arizona was surprised as the puddle under her hooves was growing bigger and bigger, "Ah hope mah hooves keep dry after this!"

Suddenly she heard something in front of her and she turned her head towards the noise. She saw a huge bison-like ox in front of her, wobbling drunkely towards her with his eyes rolling around like ping pong balls.

"P-Pa!" Arizona quickly crossed her shins to cover herself, "What are you doin' here! Can't ya see Ahm takin' a wizz?!"

"Oh! Sorry, Ari! Ah didn' notice!" the creature in front of her replied. It was Texas, the leader of the Cattlekind, and Arizona's father. He was very dear to her, albeit a little too over-protective of her most of the time - and always cracking some stupid dad jokes she was embarrassed to hear!

"Ah gotta drain mah snake too!" Texas added and walked next to Arizona, making her jolt. "Don't worry, Ah ain't looking!"

"Hey, ya can't come here, Pa! Go somewhere else!" Arizona said angrily, "Are ya drunk or somethin'?"

"Nah, just *Hic*! Sugar rush!" Texas replied and raised on his hind legs, "Ah just drunk two... Umm... Ten... Ehm... Twenty sarsaparillas... Ah think..."

"Wh-wha? TWENTY?" Arizona was shocked, wondering how her father's stomach could hold so many drinks. Or his bladder, to be exact. He was a big bull however, so it wasn't that big of a surprise.

But what was a big surprise was the thing that appeared in Arizona's line of sight when she tried to shoo her father away: he had whipped out his enormous cattlekind penis, which was thicker and girthier then her own leg. Such a sight made her get lost in her words, and she could only stare at it in awe.

And before Arizona could stop him, Texas slammed his hooves against the rock with a thud, making the ground shake by the impact. It made Arizona lose her balance and fall on her rump, right on the puddle of urine she had made a moment before.

"Eww, gross, Pa!" She screamed in disgust, "Go pee somewhere else!"

"Sorry, can't hold it anymore!" Texas replied and grabbed hold of his penis, "Goin' already!"

And right after saying that his cock twiched in his hoof, spraying a golden surge of urine that came out of his urethra like from a fire hose. His piss splattered loudly against the rock as if he was peeing into an urinal, and he let out a long satisfied sigh as he went.

That made Arizona's eyes go wide. She had seen other bulls's penises from time to time, including her father's junk. She even had lassoed it by accident one time when her father was teaching her tricks with the rope - something she wished to forget!

But she had never had a liking to actually watch bulls relieve themselves, as mere thought of it was disgusting. Nevertheless, there was something very erotic in the fact that her father was so comfortable with urinating so close to her, and seeing him doing it made her feel things. Maybe she did have a liking for it after all!

"Heavens! That sarsaparilla really went right through me!" Texas exclaimed while subconsciously waving his penis, as if he had forgotten his daughter was right there. Maybe he thought she was looking away in embarrassment, he didn't seem to care.

"Ah guess so..." Arizona replied quietly and swallowed, feeling her nethers pulsating at the display of masculinity right next to her. She couldn't take her eyes away from her father's junk. She wondered how her mother was even able to take it. It wasn't even hard and it already looked like he could tear any cow apart with it!

Texas went over a minute and half before his tank was completely drained, to Arizona's disappointment. She kept watching as the giant penis in front of her started running dry and wave up and down as Texas shook it after finishing.

"Whew, that's the stuff!" He sighed in relief, flinging the last drops off into the foaming puddle of piss he had created. He then kicked off the wall, turning his head towards his blushing daughter and smirked.

"See ya around, Kiddo!" Texas cracked cheerily, "Make sure ya get back in time ta see mah new dance moves!"

He then turned around and wobbled away, his balls swinging in the process.
"Love ya!"

Arizona didn't answer. She sat on the ground, batting her eyelids for a moment to process everything. She had never experienced her father's penis that close. And the worst thing of all: she wasn't complaining!

"Ah, darnit!" She grunted as her hoof reached down to her leaking crotch, "The shit Ah put up with!"

It took Arizona a while to get back to the party that night...

-The End-

(Don't) Cross the Streams with a Princess! [Aged-up Spike x Twilight Sparkle x Starlight Glimmer]

Author's Note

This chapter was requested by an anonymous fan. Hope you enjoy this! :twilightsmile:

CW: Aged-up Spike/Princess Twilight/Starlight Glimmer, M/F/F, peeing together, peeing in front of girls, voyeurism, exhibitionism, semi-incest (Twilight and Spike are basically siblings, you know), farting, Starlight liking the dragon meat

(Don't) Cross the Streams with a Princess! [Aged-up Spike x Twilight Sparkle x Starlight Glimmer]

"So, here we are!" Twilight announced as they entered their hotel room, "We've got plenty of time before the event. Now we're free to relax!"

To her surprise, Twilight had been invited as a guest of honor for Manehattan ScienceCon. She had decided to take Spike and Starlight along, and now they had finally arrived to their hotel.

"Sounds good," Starlight said, "I'm going to draw a bath. My legs are killing me!"

"Right," Twilight looked at the time, "I need to check my notes before the event, just to be sure. Spike!"

"At your service, Twilight," Spike replied and grabbed their luggage from the floor, while Starlight went to the bathroom to prepare her bath.

"Starlight?" Twilight knocked on the bathroom door.
"Yes, Twilight?" She heard Starlight answer behind the door.
"Umm... I think I need to use the bathroom!" she said and blushed, "Can I come in?"
"Sure, go ahead," Starlight replied, "The door isn't locked."

"Why, thanks Starlight!" Twilight beamed and entered the bathroom, "I didn't even notice how badly I need to pee!"

Once entering, she saw Starlight lying in the bathtub, resting her head against the wall in relaxation with her eyes closed. She then glanced at the sink next to them, seeing something in it.

"What's up with the sink?" She asked in confusion.

"Oh, I'm just washing my scarf," Starlight replied, "Nothing special."

"Okay," Twilight shrugged and sat down on the toilet. Almost immediately after sitting down, her urine started to shoot out with a loud splatter.

"Mmmm," Twilight purred and relaxed, adjusting her position. She managed to let out a couple of small farts while flexing her abdomen.

"Oh, sorry..." Twilight grinned nervously, making Starlight smirk.

"Are you sure you weren't crowned the princess of pooting, Twilight?" she asked teasingly and chuckled while Twilight buried her face behind her hooves, "Don't worry, I'm not going to tell anypony!"

"You better not," Twilight replied, "Because if you do, I'm so going to send you to the-"

"Starlight! Can I use the bathroom?!" Spike suddenly stormed into the bathroom, "IT'S EMERGENCY!!"

"What?" Twilight jolted in fear. She halted peeing and squinted her legs more tightly together to cover herself. "Can't you see we're in here, Spike?!!"

"I- I don't know what happened!" Spike replied with a worried tone, "I just suddenly felt like I needed to pee!"

"Hmm, that's odd..." Twilight thought for a second and then replied in frustration, "Well, could you wait a moment until I'm done?"

She started urinating after a brief break. Sounds of her tinkling didn't help Spike at all.

"I... I don't know if I can hold it much longer..." Spike stammered with crossed legs, his eyes searching around the bathroom for a place to relieve himself.
The sink was off-limits, so was the bathtub. No trash can. The only place he could pee was...

Spike made a quick decision to put his shame aside. He stepped in front of the occupied toilet, grabbing his dragon tool with his fingers.

"SPREAD YOUR LEGS, TWILIGHT!" Spike commanded furiously, making Twilight jolt.

"Wha... No, Spike! What are you...?!!" Twilight protested, not amoused of the way Spike aimed his turgid draconic penis at her lap.

"I can't hold it anymore!! I gotta... Gotta! Aaaaaaaaaah..."

Spike let out a relieved sigh as his stream of urine started to spray out of his urethra in high pressure, hitting Twilight in the lap, creating a puddle between her legs in the process. Twilight got shocked and spread her legs wide apart in panic, revealing her still-pissing marehood to Spike. His piss rumbled like a thunderstorm as it hit the water below along with Twilight's release, making it bubble rapidly.

"Oh my... Now that's something you don't see everyday!" Starlight cracked, seemingly impressed by the sight before her. She was delightfully impressed by Spike's length, her eyes feasting in every new details of it: its dark pink color, small spines on its back, a knot that was partly hidden behind Spike's fingers. His 13 inches long shaft was thick and bulging, ending with a round, delicious-looking glans at its tip.
"You REALLY had to go, Spike!"

Spike didn't answer, he was in such a bliss. He had closed his eyes in relief, not caring about doing something so intimate and private in front of his female peers. He also tried to respect Twilight's modesty and not look, but having his eyes closed made his stream drift away from the center of the toilet, soon hitting Twilight's labia.

"No no no no!! Watch it, Spike!" Twilight yelped, while Spike turned his gaze back to his dick in panic to correct his aim. He was now staring at Twilight's gushing pussy, her lips being parted by her winking clit. She had gotten aroused by the action!

Twilight squinted her eyes tightly shut and tried to drift away from the reality, this was WAY too embarrassing and unreal to happen.
It wasn't the first time she had seen Spike's penis, having bathed together with him many times throughout her youth, but she felt he was more of a little brother to her than a colt friend.
Even though the firehose of a dick that Spike held in front of her was a sight to behold, the context in which it was used was too uncomfortable.

Spike on the other hand was both confused and excited by the sight of Twilight's pussy in front of him. He wasn't that interested in seeing Twilight's genitals, but he needed to watch his aim and couldn't look away. For a second he had an image of Rarity sitting there in place of Twilight, with her legs spread and urine flowing out of her folds. His dragonhood started to swollen and throb in his hands. He heard a silent, excited gasp coming from Starlight's direction, but he didn't pay much attention to it.

As Spike's stream was slowing down, he accidentally let out a crisp fart while flexing himself.

"Oops, sorry Starlight!" Spike blushed in embarrassment, knowing he was only a couple of feet away from Starlight. It didn't seem to matter to her.

"Nuh, that's okay, Spike!" Starlight reassured, "We're in the bathroom after all."

After saying that she farted under the water, creating bubbles to the surface.

This is getting too awkward! Twilight wished the whole ordeal to be over. She squeezed the last of her pee out, her marehood giving a couple of winks at Spike's direction. She waited for him to finish so she could wipe herself without getting her hoof wet. Luckily it didn't take too long for Spike to sigh as his stream slowed down to random dribbles.

"Okay, are you done now?" Twilight opened her eyes to see Spike shaking his cock dry in front of her, making her eyes go wide. He was considerate enough not to fling any of the droplets on Twilight.

"Appreciate you doing that, Spike!" Starlight smirked while Spike finished and turned around to leave.
"Wheh, that felt good!" Spike hissed in satisfaction before leaving, "Thanks, Twilight!"
"You're... Welcome, Spike!" Twilight shrugged and rolled her eyes. She was just glad it was finally over!

After Spike had left, Twilight glanced at Starlight to demand some answers.
"Did you cast a diuretic spell on us?" She asked with a frustrated tone.

"Mayyyybe..." Starlight replied and scrunched, "Well... I just learned that spell and tried it out on my own. I was supposed to tell you guys but .. I got distracted and forgot! I didn't know it could actually affect all of us!"

"You really should warn us before doing something like that, Starlight!" Twilight shook her head. She took out some toilet paper to wipe herself, "Lucky for you, I'm in a good mood today, so let's just forgot all about this!"

She finished and flushed the toilet before turning towards Starlight.
"Do you need to use the toilet, Starlight?" Twilight asked her, not sure why she was seemingly trying to avert her gaze for a second.
"Well, actually..." She replied and blushed, "I already did it... In the bathtub..."

"EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!" She shrieked from the top of her lungs, "That's gross, Starlight!"

Twilight's little visit to Manehattan was indeed quite memorable, even though she really wished to forget it afterwards!

-The end-