WTP COLLECTIVE

by PoniesAreBrilliant

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 1926

The mane six along with the princesses and some other ponies awaken form a deep sleep to find themselves in the Golden Oaks library. What in Tartarus happened last night?

The mane six along with the princesses and some other ponies awaken form a deep sleep to find themselves in the Golden Oaks library. What in Tartarus happened last night?

Note: This is a joke story based on WTF COLLECTIVE, (it's a rap thingy), enjoy.

Sorry, but this has been canceled on the grounds of how stupid it was…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-30 13:00:01 UTC

WTP COLLECTIVE 1

"Ugh," Twilight groaned, as a beam of light awoken her from where she lay on the a cold wooden floor. Opening her eyes and pushing herself off the floor, she found that her vision was blurred and impaired. She tried to clear and wash away the morning haze by rubbing her eyes, but one she did so, she noticed that her eyes where not the problem but rather where ever it is that she was.

Realizing she was engulfed in a dense fog Twilight used her magic to push the mist back, finally giving her a proper view of her surroundings. Looking around she could see that she was in the Golden Oaks Library, and much to her surprise she wasn't alone. Piled along the floor that she had just awoken from lay her five best friends, Trixie, a strange black alicorn with a mane that seemed to be in flames, and even the two royal sisters all fast asleep.

Grasping her forehead in pain from a minor headache, twilight began to questioned herself. "Ugh, what happened last night?" She asked herself, unable to account for the past day of her life. But before she could even attempt to answer her question she was interrupted when a familiar draconequus going by the name of Discord floated through the open front door. Though, it wasn't just him alone as he was being closely followed by a parade of flying bells and whistles. Each had and used a pair of wings to fly through the air, making as much noise as they possible could.

"Wakey, wakey everypony." He exclaimed, before he took a front row seat in the movie theatre that some how everypony had been transported too. Discord turn to face the back of seats to see if everypony was awake, but unfortunately that was not the case. Instead he was met with the sight of a bunch of sleeping ponies and one not-so-sleeping purple unicorn who was in the back row, clenching her ears in pain.

With a sigh, Discord snapped his claws together, which was followed by a bucket of water magically appear over each ponies head. In an instant the buckets tipped over sending cold down on everypony in the room, except for discord who hid form the splash using an umbrella. One by one, the ponies quickly woke up gasping for air as if they had just drowned. While twilight instead jumped into the air, "eeeking," form the cold.

"I bet you're wondering why I gathered you all here." Discord asked, the now awake coughing ponies.

"Discord!" Celestia cried, trying to get off her seat, but failed as she was locked onto it by metal cuffs.

"Shh, the movies starting." Discord replied, making the zipper to mouth sign as his entire audience had their mouths zipped shut, literally .

As he said, at the front of the stage a roll or footage began to spin and play form inside a projector. In a flash on the screen a slideshow of footage staring all the various ponies that where present began to play side by side with some very odd music. Until, it finally landed on the image of pinkie pie dressed in a spider-mare costume.

"MC HYPERACTIVE." In big black and white letters appeared on the screen to the side of Pinkie Pie as she inhaled an insanely deep breath.

"Nice to met yea, I'm MC HYPERACTIVE, Like Spider-mare, radioactive. I'll be rhyming so fast, I'd leave dash in last. Wait a minute, you must be new, I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like you! Like a hairless ape, isn't that a funny shape?Oh I know, you should meet Twilight I bet she'll know what you are, she's a real smarty! Oh my goodness, I almost forgot, I need to throw you a welcoming party!" The pink mare sang, in one breath before disappearing off the stage in a blur of pink.

The screen then blurred and cut out to a clip of Twilight pushing Fluttershy onto the stage.

"Come on, Fluttershy!" Twilight complained, trying to get her on stage.

"I really have to do this?" The scared pegasus question, shaking all the while.

"Yes!" Twilight replied, fling the mare onto the stage.

Again the screen blurred until it revealed the image of Fluttershy quivering with stage fright.

The words, "MC QUIET," displayed under her.

"Oh, um...Hi I'm, uh...MC QUIET, and I really don't know why I'm here. I most certainly didn't expect to be rapping, um, my dear? Oh, this is just something I, uh, just can't do, would it be okay if I, um, withdrew?" "That is, um, if its okay with you."" She sang quietly, before running off the stage almost in tears.

The video blurred yet again, this time fixing itself with rainbow dash now on screen.

"MC CRASH"

Wobbling on the stage, Rainbow Dash began to sing. "MC CRASH, Is ready to clash. She really is about to break out all sorts of whip-AHHH" She tripped off the stage, the video recorder followed her fall. "Rainbow Dash always dresses in style. " She said, just as she began to fall into unconsciousness.

The camera panned back to the stage, setting it's sights on the royal, Princess Celestia. The words, "MC MOLESTIA," displaying under her.

"MC MOLESTIA, or was it Trollestia? Tyrantlestia? No, actually it's Celestia. I truly don't have the slightest clue to how those names came to arise, but let me tell you all they expose are lies. I Mean Molestia? Really? I highly doubt they caught me with that filly..." Celestia paused, realizing the horrible mistake she had just made. "Oh, ponyfeathers." She said, vanishing in a gulp of her own magic.

"Holy hay!" Twilight stated from behind the camera, before the video blurred out.

Reajusting itself the stage went to Apple Jack, who was just lying there, staring blankly at an apple.

"MC APPLE"

"Apple, apple, apple. Apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple. Apple, apple, apple, apple. Apple, apple, apple. Apple, apple, apple, apple, apple. Apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple. Apple!" She sang. Picking herself off the stage, she grabbed the apple in her mouth and trotted off stage.

In a flash of white, discord was no longer in the theatre. Somehow he had teleported himself onto the stage inside the screen itself, and for some strange reason the words, "Chorus Guy," where under him.

"Disharmony, it's such a wonderfully thing, it just flat out makes me want to sing! A Rhyme of words or chorus perhaps? I don't know, just something that will make this song collapse. Oh, what was that? Imprisoned in stone? Hehe, actually that was my clone!" He finished singing when another flash of white erupted from the screen, and Discord was back inside the movie theatre.

Now back on his seat Discord continued to watch the screen as a very tired looking Rarity took the stage.

"MC IMPORTANT"

"Well, hello there darling, MC IMPORTANT, here gracing the stage. I can see that I've just made the entire front page. My mere presence has that effect on ponies, for you see. I'm the pony, everypony wishes they could be!" She sang with the up most grace, completely Ignorant of the fact of how hideous she looked. She quickly trotted off stage, her head held and a smile on her face.

This time the screen didn't blur, but instead the camera tilted and the purple mare from behind it trotted on stage.

MC OCD: Twilight.-

"MC OCD here, and I'm just bursting with glee. I've made so many lists preparing for this! Just take a look at this, I've even got a list tell me what to say this very minu-" She paused from her song-rant, surprised that when she looked down at her list it was missing. "Uh, Spike!" She raced off the stage.

The video scrambled around and re-focused on Luna as she coughed in preparation to sing.

"MC VOICE"

"Greatings, we're MC VOICE, and we're here to be heard. So, sit back quietly and listen to our words! We're going to speak of something that all have heard! Yes, we hath been away for 1,000 years, but that is truly no reason for fears! For, I'm back now so let us make a choice, Luna for Leader, make them here our voice!" She sang in the Royal Canterlot Voice. Finishing her song by throwing buttons with her name on them in the air. Luna was about to trot off stage when a unfamiliar black alicorn shoved her off the stage, and took her place.

"MC EXTREMELY, COMMONLY, OVERPOWERED, ALICORN, OC"

"MC, EXTREMELY, COMMONLY, OVERPOWERED, ALICORN, OC, is here to decree, that I'm the best that there will ever be! 'Overpowered' most say with hate filled words, but praise is all that I have ever heard. With a jet black coat and a flame covered  mane, I tame, this plain with lightning wings, and songs they'll sing about this grand king!" He finished his song by slam his hoof on the ground, cracking the wooden stage floor.

Yet again, the screen blurred. This time it adusted itself to the showmare Trixie as she sang to herself.

"MC BOAST"

"Cause,  I'm the best around, nothings ever gonna bring me down! Cause, I'm the best-..." She paused for a moment, stared at the camera, and ran off stage.

With that the video stopped playing, and a spotlight turned on to reveal Discord at the front of the movie theatre.

"Would you look at that, apparently I get to end song. I believe its time I told you what's really going wrong. Well, you lot where all asleep being lazy. I was off making Equestira a tiny bit hazy. Maybe, one of  you happen to see that fog? Well, it's going to turn all of Equestira into a wild dog. So, Prepare yourselves girls and get some rest, because come tomorrow I'll be expecting your best." As Discord sang is last word a puff of smoke engulfed the entire theatre, and dissipated within second to reveal that everypony, minus one Discord, was back inside Golden Oak Library.

Even though there mouths had been unzipped none of the ponies dared to speak after what they had just saw. Well, everypony except Pinkie Pie who was rolling around on the floor laughing, but even that died down quickly as she realized what actually just happened.

After nearly a minute of pure silence Celestia got on to her hooves and began to speak. "If a word of this gets out you will all be banished to a dungeon in the place that I banish you...for a 1,000 year. Everypony, got that?" Celestia said, colder then anything she has ever said before.

All anypony could think to respond was with a simple nod for, "yes."

"Good now that, that's cleared up. I want you six," Celestia pointed at Twilight and her friends,"to all go find and re-stone Discord...Again. As for you," Celestia changed her attention to, "Luna." Celestia cocked a shotgun that she now held in her hooves. "I have some business that needs attending. Would you mind helping me?"

"Uh, shouldn't we stay and-"

"1,000 Years."

"Okay, let's go." Luna said, her horn a glow as they both vanished in a flash of Luna's dark blue magic.

The room again went silent for a second, but it was quickly broken.

"This is gonna be a long day." Twilight said with a sigh.

"Yeah." All the other ponies in the room replied.