Twilight Texts 4 Major Enemies

Hello? Are you here?

Yes, yes. It's Discord, what is it?

Very funny.

What? I'm just doing it the proper style. Unlike one outdated princess.

Outdated!? I'm not outdated!

According to the news, your coronation happened a millennia ago.

Millennia? Discord, I'm still 23.

So you're saying that in the alicorn age, your still a toddler.

I'm not a toddler!

I said when going by alicorn years. Compared to Princess Sunbutt, you'd still be a baby or toddler.

Her name is not Sunbutt! It's Celestia!

I like Sunbutt better.

That's ridiculous. Where did the name even come from?

Simple. It's because she has suns on her butt.

Well, it's not our fault that our cutie marks come like that.

Yes, that would be exactly why I want to call you Starbutt.

No your not!

Why? It's a lot more fun than Twilight.

Well I like Twilight.

Then your boring.

I don't care. You're calling me Twilight, that is final. Okay?

Hmph, fine! Be like that!

Don't be a snob, Discord.

Me a snob? You are a snob!

No, you are!

You are!

Ugh, you know what, your just going to be stubborn so I'll leave it at that!

Hmmm, maybe you should be called The Princess of Annoyance.

Shut up!!

Make me!

Urgh! If only you wouldn't blabber a stupid complaint every other minute.

But your a bratty, no-fun, mouthy wench!

Shut up!!! Or else I'll magic your snout shut!

Attitude-inducing brat! I'm not even saying anything. I'm jabbing words on this tiny screen.

Attitude-inducing!? Well then. If I'm attitude-inducing, then you're a shameless idiot!

You nitwit!

I AM NOT A NITWIT!!! AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONE THAT'S ALWAYS COMPLAINING!!!

Quite screaming like a psychopath!

I. Am. Not. Psycho!

Yes you are. You go Twilighting every other day.

DON'T YOU DARE USE THAT WORD AGAIN!!!

What? It's the best verb to describe what you do.

What do I do?

Well first, you worry and panic. Second, you make a ridiculous amount of checklists that you check over and over again. Third, your mane gets all frazzled and you look like you got drunk and had a crazy night of sex with your boyfriend!

YOU DISGUSTING FOOL!!! I DON'T DRINK AND DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!

No wonder your still a child. Grow up for once.

I'm honestly going to rainbow-canon you if you say that again.

Let's see you try.

I mean it!

Then come right now you coward!

FINE, I'LL COME!!! I WILL BE IN PEACE ONCE YOUR GONE!!!

I shouldn't have said that. I get why nopony would want to have sex with you. You don't have the guts to keep your own spine straight.

My spine is plenty straight! It's just your brain that needs the right cells because the ones you have work poorly!

You don't even have a brain!

Your stupid!

Your psycho!

Brainless!

Foolish!

Idiot!

Cowardly!

Lunatic!

Let me come and turn your castle into a dumpster.

NO, YOU WOULDN'T!!!

Hmph, what power do you have to stop me? I am Discord, The Lord of Chaos. What are you? Celestia's dog.

DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And you're being a psychopath again.

You know what! I think I'm done chatting with you! I've already wasted more than enough time arguing with you, so I'm leaving!

Fine! Begone!