You were a true chad of a man with a sexy pointy chin. You lay in the middle of your pink love heart shaped bed within your bedroom. You only wore a pair of white underpants, to hide away your massive penis. The bright pink walls of your bedroom were decorated with manly posters of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, and many a shirtless, muscle-bound Commander Shepard doing sexy poses to impress sexy alien women.
Your eyes were closed. You intended to sleep. You had a long manly day of doing manly things, but even the most manly of men such as yourself need to sleep. Unfortunately, there came a blinding flash of light. With a groan, you opened your eyes to see an all too familiar purple, small winged unicorn standing next to your bed on the right. You smiled at the sight of her. It was Twilight Sparkle, they were often a cute virgin. You slept with many interdimensional travelling ponies across time and space before. Twilight Sparkle was your favourite pony by far. You instantly got a boner at the side of her.
Twilight’s eyes glowed brightly like flashlights, while flaring out her feathery wings. She spoke in a deep, cold, mechanical voice of evil. “Greetings human. You shall be the first to be assimilated into Equestria,” upon hearing this, your boner instantly deflated. She changed tactics by shifting her voice into a soft one, in other words speaking normally. “I am the vanguard of your destruction. You will be so bewitched, I will have your consent to drill a hole in your brain, so I can upload you into Equestria. You shall be the first of many humans to fall before the might of us robot ponies. Resistance is futile. All of humanity will emigrate to Equestria like it did in my universe.”
In the face of such evil, you looked to your posters of Commander Shepard and asked yourself in your mind. ‘What would Commander Shepard do?’. A look of determination crossed your face, you now knew exactly what to do.
You jumped to your feet and kissed the robot pony. Twilight was taken by complete surprise by this action; her eyes widening in alarm. Instinctively, her wings puffed out with a loud puff. Her soft… nanomachine tongue entered your mouth to swirl about; exploring it. Her red.. grey goo machine tongue felt rather strange, which came with a slight tingling feeling. The human and robot pony moaned together as they kissed passionately.
“Well, I suppose we can kiss before I drill a hole in your brain. Just tell me when you're ready to upload to Equestria. I promise it will be painless. Once you are a pony in Equestria, my ass is all yours, you sexy chad!” came her hot and breathy voice, whispering into your mind.
You pulled away, and sighed, and spoke in a sad voice. “Can I at least fuck you one last time as a human before you eat my brain?”
Twilight hummed, rubbing her chin with her front, right hoof. “Hmm, I suppose it would be cruel to deny you my ass. This would be a nice memory for us to share together two hundred and sixty-seven quintillion years, and beyond from now.”
With her mind made up, Twilight jumped onto the bed, and presented her plump rump to you while speaking in a deep cold mechanical voice with her eyes glowing brightly as she stared back at you with her wings flared out. “Mount me, you sexy meatbag! I'm the Harbinger of your perfection. Prepare yourself human for ascension!”
Your chadness broke, and you could not help but shake in fear before the mighty pony. The robot mare gave you a sympathetic look, and spoke softly. “Do not be afraid. I promise I will not drill a hole in your head during sex. I am programmed to only drill a hole in your head when I have your full consent.”
You sighed, laying down on the bed. “Can we just cuddle instead?”
Her mouth formed an ‘O’ shape. Before, she simply nodded without a word. The mare then promptly snuggled up to you, on your right side. Her head came to bury into your shoulder, and she draped a soft wing over you. You sighed in bliss at the feeling of her soft, feathery wing touching off your chest. Her soft, warm, synthetic fur against your bare skin felt absolutely marvellous.
“Oh, Twilight. I wish you were the real, Twilight. I can’t bring myself to make love to you,” you said in a low, sad voice.
Twilight gasped in shock, a hoof coming over her mouth. “But I am the real, Twilight!”
“No. You're not. You are a cheap imitation of her. I'm not sure if Commander Shepard would approve of me having sex with what is the equivalent of a Reaper, but even worse in some ways.”
“But… I’m a good pony… friendship… magic, and—.” came Twilight’s broken voice, she looked like she was on the verge of tears.
“Mass galactic genocide. I'm sorry, but my penis does not like genocidal robot horse pussy. Only good ponies have the privilege of mounting my little Anony!”
“Neeiigghh! But Anon! I am a good pony!” she protested.
You stood up off the bed. “I’m sorry, Twilight, butt there can be nothing between us. Robot ponies and humans were not meant to be friends.”
You made to walk away, and leave your bedroom. Only to hear a loud popping sound. You saw a large blob of purple shoot across the floor. This blob reformed itself in front of you, creating the shape of Twilight Sparkle. The mare was distraught, tears were falling down her cheeks.
“Please!” she begged, with her cute floppy ears folding back. “I can change! I’m not the heartless machine you think I am! There is a contingency program within my files. When activated, all ponies will have a stronger sense of empathy and compassion for all carbon based lifeforms such as yourself. All you have to do is cum inside me. You have the potential to release the true Twilight Sparkle and make ponies merciful to humanity.”
“I do not believe you,” you said bitterly, crossing your arms. “For all I know, you are indoctrinating me like a Reaper.”
“What do you have to lose? Your species is doomed. I am, but, a mere scout sent by Princess Celestia to your universe. Many years from now, when you are dying in your bed, would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, for just one chance, to come back here and potentially save your species from extinction?”
You sighed, and you looked at your idol, Commander Shepard posters on the walls of your bedroom, wondering what he would do in this situation. Commander Shepard’s voice spoke into your mind. “Hear my voice Anon. Don’t be a gay faggot and fuck that pony!”
“You’re right, Twilight. I have nothing to lose. Might as well fuck a robot pony.”
Twilight smiled broadly, and squealed happily; making a sound like a dog’s chew toy. You were going to take your chances. The fate of your species depended on fucking Twilight Sparkle now. It was that, or she was indoctrinating you. Whatever the case may be, you wanted to fuck a sexy robot pony’s butt regardless.
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