Pinkie Pie Never Shuts Up

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Pinkie Pie, Sex, Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Anon, Porn, Second Person
Length: 1541

You have sex with Pinkie Pie. However, at some point, you become quite irritated with her. She just won't shut up.

You have sex with Pinkie Pie. However, at some point, you become quite irritated with her. She just won't shut up.

Published 2022-06-05 14:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2022-06-05 14:20:02 UTC

She Won't Shut Up

You, the human was dressed in a fine black tuxedo when you came to enter the back kitchen of Sugarcube Corner. Upon entering the kitchen, your eyes widened in alarm when you saw your earth pony friend Pinkie Pie, who was leaning over the kitchen sink with her thick, bubbly ass raised high in the air. Her tail was turned to the side, revealing all her meaty assets to you without shame. She stared back at you with her eyes laced with lust.

“Hehehe! Hello there, Anon! Have you come to pound my big fat pony butt this morning?” came her giddy voice.

“Uhhh, well actually I just came here for–.” you simply said, while scratching the back of your neck with your right hand.

“I will make your dick bigger!” she blurted out, cutting you off. Without a word, you lunged forward to take a tight grip upon Pinkie Pie's plush rear end, around her three balloon cutie marks. Your hands subsequently sank into the plush, bubbly softness of her heavily endowed rump. Deep beneath the thick layer of soft fat, you met her ironclad muscles. “Hehe! Big monkey dick coming right up!”

True to her word your cock came to burst out of your pants; tearing it asunder. As if by divine intervention, your godlike horse cock in human shape came to land right between the gap of her plump buttcheeks. The mare then giggled happily as she pressed her asscheeks together to give your cock a tender squeeze. You sighed in bliss at the softness and warmth of Pinkie Pie's plump rump giving your cock a hug with her thick buttcheeks.

However, you didn't get to enjoy this sensation for very long. When there came a quick flash of pink; her body was nothing more than a pinkish blur. You gasped when Pinkie had abruptly turned around, and in one quick motion had taken your long and thick cock into her mouth, and down her throat. Her soft pony lips came to kiss your hefty ballsack with a loud smooching sound.

Your legs became shaky, and you found yourself stumbling backwards. Pinkie Pie, however, took quick action. You saw a flash of movement, and the next thing you knew Pinkie’s front hooves were holding your buttocks firmly from behind; keeping you steady on your feet. Her two forelegs were wrapped tightly around your lower torso. Her hooves holding your butt felt surprisingly soft, reminding you of a soft marshmallow.

Your heart was beating rapidly in your chest and you found yourself panting heavily as Pinkie held your cock within her lovely mouth, and down her throat. This came accompanied by the feeling of her long and thick, equine tongue showering your cock with tender affection. Through it all, Pinkie Pie looked up at you with her big blue eyes into your small, human eyes. Her tail wagged excitedly back and forth behind her. The sight of which you found quite simply adorable; causing butterflies to flutter through your stomach.

This, in turn, compelled you to reach down and place your right hand upon her cheek. Her warm, soft fur felt wonderful against your hand. In response, the mare uttered a deep, throaty moan, which reverberated against your cock held within her loving mouth.

Pinkie Pie seemed to be content just to hold your cock within her mouth and lick it with her tongue. Her soft, slightly fuzzy feeling lips were firmly pressed against your balls. You weren't complaining. This was one of the few times you saw Pinkie Pie actually being quiet. You closed your eyes and allowed yourself to relax. The softness and warmth of her mouth felt absolutely spectacular. Your cock became soaked with her saliva as her loving tongue licked it all over.

For quite some time you merely stood there, content to have Pinkie Pie licking your cock as it lay in her loving mouth. At some point, Pinkie Pie abruptly pulled away; releasing your member with a loud pop. You opened your eyes to see Pinkie had already turned around and presented her backside to you. You don't know if you were imagining things, but you swore her ass somehow got a little larger. That, or you were super horny.

You didn't care either way. So with that, you reached down and placed your hands upon Pinkie's cutie marks. Your hands subsequently sank into the plush bubbly softness of her flanks; digging in deeply before meeting her strong muscles deep beneath. Forthwith, you lined up your member with her soaking wet marehood. Her sex quivered excitedly against your thick tip, and you could feel an intense heat radiating off her pussy.

You looked away from Pinkie Pie's lovely ass to her face. The mare had a big happy smile on her face as she looked back at you. This compelled you to thrust into her sex. The mare before you closed her eyes and uttered a loud whinny. You could not help but groan and close your own eyes as you felt her strong vaginal muscles clamp down hard on your invading member. Slowly, you pushed into her, the unbelievable tightness of her marehood made the journey rather slow.

The slick, powerful walls of her marehood felt absolutely wonderful. You could feel an intense heat radiating off them as they held your cock with their loving grasp. Inch by inch you pushed into the mare. Eventually, you bottomed out; your balls coming to slap against her lovely backside with a quiet meaty slap.

For quite some time, the two of you merely stood there. You were content just to be like this. Pinkie Pie’s powerful marehood repeatedly squeezed down on your cock, metaphorically hugging it with her pussy.

You were taken out of this moment when Pinkie Pie began talking… non-stop.

“This is going to be fun on the bun!” she blurted out. “Right, Anonny?” you opened your mouth to speak, but Pinkie Pie simply talked over you. “Of course it is! I’m Pinkie Pie! Your good friend with a big fat pony butt! We should go get some ice cream after this! Oooh! Then we can have some more bun-bun fun after that! We'll go travelling across Equestria and the universe after that! We will be fighting aliens and robots! I’ll be going pew pew pew with lasers! You’ll be like pow-pow-pow against my ass to power me up! We'll have strange space marine babies together to create the ultimate life form! The evil Mel Gibson will challenge you to a wrestling match! And then we will be fighting evil robot ponies that drill holes in your human brains and upload them into a virtual Equestria! And then the dark lord Justin Bieber will come out of a portal and sing his horrible Baby Song, and us and the robot ponies will have to put aside our differences to fight him! Then we will travel to Middle Earth to meet my good friend Tom Bombadil. There, we will sing nice songs together. We will eat pancakes! And smoke some pipe-weed……”

The mare kept going on… on, and on. She seemed to have even forgotten you had your cock inside her pussy. Her marehood surprisingly felt loose around your cock now.

“... then we will be playing a game of–.”

“Uhh, Pinkie, can you like shut up for five minutes?”

Pinkie gasped in horror; her jaw-dropping down to a cartoonish degree before she began to yell at you. “How dare you tell me to shut up!”

The mare quickly pulled away, releasing your cock from the loving embrace of her marehood. A torrent of her thick and creamy marecum came spilling out of her sex. Subsequently, the mare quickly turned around to glare daggers at you, with her eyes narrowed to slits.

“How dare you!” she yelled, pointing her front right hoof at you.

You sighed, you now felt somewhat guilty. “Uh, well, Pinkie Pie, I–” you said in a low voice, before being cut off.

“No!” she shouted, pointing her front right hoof at the door you came in. “I don’t want to hear it! Go suffer blue balls, you big mean ape!”

You took drastic action, by picking up a nearby carrot with your right hand off the kitchen counter next to the sink. You presented this carrot to Pinkie Pie, hoping against hope you would not suffer blue balls. The mare gasped in joy at the sight of it.

“Oh! Anon! A carrot! I forgive you!” she shouted.

The mare lunged forward, and in one fell swoop, she took your entire cock into her mouth, and down her throat. Forthwith Pinkie Pie began to lovingly suck on your cock. Loud slurping sounds could be heard as she bobbed her head back and forth against your cock. You moaned in bliss at the feeling.

You felt incredibly guilty telling Pinkie Pie to shut up. She probably had other men… or err stallions in the past who told her to shut up. You were not going to be a jerk to her anymore. You were going to tolerate this noisy mare, who won’t ever shut up. The last thing you wanted was to suffer from blue balls.