Poni Food

by zargein

Being Frank

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Back on Earth Frank was a large man, but here in Equestria his size mattered little to the gigantic ponies that roamed these lands. He wasn’t exactly happy about not being the big guy anymore, but there was one upside to the size disparity he now endured. It would allow him to fulfill his lifelong dream of being eaten.

Frank was never one to beat around the bush, so with the same confidence he exuded on Earth, he marched straight to the leader of these lands to make his demand. He knew his size would make him a challenge to swallow for any of the normal sized mares or stallions in this world, and so decided the one he would feed himself to must be none other than the largest and greatest pony in Equestria,

Celestia herself.

Marching past the guards and into her court, Frank bowed himself before her magnificence and began to speak.

“Your grace, I am her to humbly offer myself to you as lunch.”

Celestia was taken aback by this human’s forwardness. She would indeed enjoy consuming this impressive looking specimen, but dared not admit it in front of all those who joined her in court that day.

“I appreciate your offer little one, but I do not consume humans.” Many in the court rolled their eyes at what they knew to be a blatant lie as Celestia continued. “I will however take it upon myself to find you a suitable pony, if you so wish.”

Frank was slightly irritated at the princess’s rejection of his offer. He would be hers, one way, or another! “No thank you”, Frank replied. “You are the only pony to whom I wish to give myself.”

His words alone made Celestia wish to jump down and devour him right then and there, but she controlled herself and simply responded, “I see, well I apologize for having disappointed you.”

Frank rose to his feet and stormed out of the court, leaving behind a depressed and blue-stomached Celestia(if that’s a thing).

Outside, Frank pondered whether or not there was a more direct way in which to offer himself, one that might prove harder to reject.

Over to his right he saw a group of ponies operating a catering service for the castle, and a light switched on in his head.

Marching over, Frank found the manager and approached him. “Hey, I’m supposed to be on one of those platters!”, He emphatically lied.

“Yo meat canyon!”, The manager hollered to his buddy. “Do the princesses eat humans?”

“Oh-ho yah they do”, Meat replied. “Luna got caught with one in her balls yesterday… or so the rumors say.”

“Alright little guy, hop on the cart”, the manager opened a large silver dish and motioned for Frank to take a seat, which he eagerly did. After which the manager placed the lid over top, sealing him in darkness.

{A Few Minutes Later}

Muffled conversation could be heard outside Frank’s dish. He could tell that he was being moved by hoof, but had no idea where to.

It wasn’t until the voices became closer and clearer that he realized his plan was working better than expected. He could hear princess Luna and Celestia talking just outside his dish.

He was on the table!

“Luna, when are you going to let that poor thing out? She’s been in there for almost twenty-four hours now.”

Luna continued to eat her pineapple while stroking the squirming human trapped in her balls. “I’ll shall let her out whence I find a suitable stallion to deposit her in.”

“Doesn’t the girl need food?”, Celestia questioned.

“There is plenty of food for her in there, as is for thou on this table”, Luna replied, pointing to the large dishes Celestia had yet to even touch.

“Very well sister, just make sure the poor girl is ok before you go giving her to somepony else.”

Celestia reached over and removed the lid from the first, second, andfinally the third dish on the table. “What the?!”, Celestia gasped as she found the same human she had refused to eat only minutes ago, now sitting on the plate in front of her.

“Hello”, Frank said waving his hand.

“Oh dear sister”, Luna mocked coyly. “Look at you, too much work for thou to go and find prey on ones on now is it?”

“I didn’t order him Luna! He must have snuck into the catering truck outside.”, Celestia looked down at Frank with an angry scowl.

Frank was actually frightened by the imposing mare, But his fear faded as he watched a line of drool dribble from her pursed lips.

Frank smiled, and sensually layed himself on his side. Rubbing a hand over the tent forming in his shorts he teased Celestia. “Are you hungry now, princess?”

Celestia was about to repeat herself as she had in court, but looking around she realized she wasn’t in court. She didn’t have to hold back her urges, especially in front of her dear sister.

Luna clearly didn’t care whether or not she partook in the delicacy that was a willing human, and Celestia had truly run out of excuses for him and herself.

Becoming impatient, Luna spoke up. “Dear sister, are you going to eat him or not? If the latter I shall take him, Mika could use the company.”

“Yah Tia, you wanna eat me”, Frank joked as he stood up and did a little dance for the princess.

Celestia wanted to say something about how only her family calls her Tia, but the hunger she felt earlier had grown into a compelling force. Instead of saying anything, she simply grabbed the butter with her magic and began lathering up the human, who was laughing hysterically.

“Stop! I-It tickles”, Frank cried as Celestia spread the butter on his back and over his head.

Pulling off his shorts Celestia rubbed the butter in-between his legs and over his rock hard manhood.

Once she let him down Frank immediately went to pleasure himself, but Celestia held his hands to his sides. “You’ll have plenty of time for that once your… inside.”

Celestia’s stomach rumbled, sending a excited shiver up Frank’s spine. She craned her head over him and opened her mouth wide before plunging down, taking Frank’s whole upper body in one go. Lightly biting him she lifted her head, bringing Frank’s legs up with her.

Luna watched as her sister closed her eyes in bliss, tasting the buttered human.

Frank meanwhile was actively trying to pull himself deeper into her throat, but with his whole body doused in butter, he failed to maintain grip on anything inside the princess’s mouth.

While the princess sucked away at his delicious body, Frank managed to touch someplace he shouldn’t have inside her throat.

Celestia gagged, and then instinctively swallowed.

* GULP *

One swallow was all it took to send the lubed human rocketing down Celestai’s throat and into her empty stomach.

Slipping inside, Frank quickly righted himself and began jerking off within the voracious monarch. The rippled walls of her soft stomach clenched against him as he continuously curled up and stretched out inside his fleshy home. Her saliva and mucus coated his body, making him slide around in the confined space.

Outside, Celestia moaned and rubbed her belly as Luna stared at the squirming mass under her skin.

“Is he pleasuring himself in there?”, Luna asked curiously.

“I think so”

“That human went through a lot of trouble to get in there, let him have his fun”, Luna remarked, rubbing herself as she did.

Celestia poked and prodded at her abdomen, causing Frank’s new home to move around and press in on him, as the princess messed with him from outside.

“Now I must ask you dear sister, when does thou plan on letting him out?”

Celestia gave a small * burp *, which tasted slightly of cum and looked down fondly at her bulging belly.

“I don’t know”

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