Big Mac's Cock is an NFT

by AtomicClop

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Porn, Comedy, Non-consensual, Big Macintosh, Sex, Sugar Belle, Cheerilee
Length: 3135

As a Teacher Appreciation Week gift, Cheerilee receives an NFT of Big Mac's cock. Sugar Belle isn't happy... at first.

As a Teacher Appreciation Week gift, Cheerilee receives an NFT of Big Mac's cock. Sugar Belle isn't happy... at first.

Contains: Vaginal, Anal, FFM threesome, and more!

Published 2022-06-09 10:40:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-06-09 10:40:00 UTC

Equestrian Crypto

Gallus flittered down to land at the Cutie Mark Crusaders' clubhouse. He looked left and right, patted the heavy saddlebag over his hips to make sure it was still there, and headed in.

"Let's see the bits in advance," Gallus said.

Sweetie Belle levitated a silken purse upside down and spilled about fifteen gold coins onto the floor of the clubhouse.

Gallus reached for them before Apple Bloom turned and bucked his claw. "Not so fast! We ain't made a deal yet."

"Yeah," Sweetie Belle growled. "No deal!"

"Let's see the merchandise," Scootaloo added.

Gallus shook his now-sore claw, rolled his eyes, and dropped his saddlebags to the ground. "I have all the best NFTs," he said. "Twilight's smarts?"

"Nah," Scootaloo said. "Buying someone more smarts would be insulting."

"We don't want to in-salt her," Sweetie Belle agreed. "She's not a snail."

"Hmmm," Gallus said. He opened the bag, revealing a long metal chain. He squinted at the first link. "Twilight, okay, next, hmmm, Fluttershy's stare?"

The CMCs looked at each other. "Nah, she's intimidating enough on her own."

Gallus moved to the third link in his chain. "Rarity's fashion sense?"

"I get enough Rarity at home," Sweetie Belle said. "I don't need it at school."

Gallus rolled his eyes. "Dash's confidence?"

"Nah," said Apple Bloom.

They went through two dozen more links in the chain.

Gallus, getting annoyed, reached the last few possibilities. "Rumble's arrogance?"

The CMCs moaned "No!" in unison.

"Berry Punch's alcoholism?"

The fillies looked at each other. "Wh-what's that word mean?" Apple Bloom asked.

"Her smell?" Scootaloo guessed.

"Yes?" Gallus said nervously.

"Nah," said Sweetie Belle.

Gallus got to the last link in his chain and blushed furiously before starting to put everything back in his bag. "Well," he said, "I guess we can't do business."

"Hol' up!" Apple Bloom shouted. "We've gotta get her a present, and y'all got one more you didn't offer to us."

Gallus swallowed. "Uh..."

Applejack threw the door open. "Tarnation, what's with all the knocking—Cheerilee? What's Apple Bloom gone and done now?"

Cheerilee smiled. "Hi, AJ. Can I speak to Mac and Sugar Belle, please?"

"I'm generally the one handlin' Apple Bloom's school problems."

Cheerilee laughed. "Oh, this is personal, Apple Bloom has been a dear lately."

Applejack blinked. "Well, now I'm just more suspicious."

Cheerilee sat on a stool in the corner of Mac's room. Mac and Sugar Belle sat on the bed.

"What's up, Miss Cheerilee?" Sugar Belle said, her voice bright to hide her confusion.

"The fillies—that is, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle—gave me a nice teacher appreciation week present."

"Oh?" Sugar Belle asked. "May I ask what?"

"An NFT," Cheerilee replied.

"A what?" Big Mac rumbled.

"A notary-fixed talisman," she said, pulling out a silvery single chain link, "from the Griffonian flockchain."

Sugar Belle and Big Mac blinked.

"Anyway, they bought me Big Mac's dick. I would like it now, please."

Sugar Belle scowled. "You can't... own... his dick."

"Cock," Cheerilee said, "Dong. Little Mac. Prick. Knob. Plonker. Sugar stuffer. Cupcake baker. Batter beater. Wang. Doodle. Whatever. And apparently the flockchain is magic. It turns pollution into money by binding up physical objects."

"Mac," Sugar Belle turned around and presented her rump, her voice not quite so polite anymore, saying, "we're going to have sex right here and now to prove to her she doesn't own your dick."

Mac, smirking at Cheerilee, hopped up on Sugar Belle's back. Sugar Belle flicked her tail to the side, exposing her pussy to Mac and Cheerilee, and...

And...

"Nnnope," he said, eyes wide and cock flaccid.

"Let's go get an expert's opinion!" Sugar Belle snarled, standing up.

Starlight Glimmer held the chain link in her magic while pouring over the large leather-bound grimoire. The crystal of Twilight's castle library twinkled in the light of the setting sun.

"Yup," Starlight said. "The magic is strong. Cheerilee owns Big Mac's little mac."

"How is this possible?!" Sugar Belle demanded. "How is this legal?!"

"It's not legal," Twilight said, "but you have to find the pony who minted the flockchain link. Cheerilee isn't at fault and was acting in good faith."

Sugar Belle stormed out of the library, dragging Mac along by his ear. Cheerilee trotted behind them, her tail raised to expose a sopping wet vulva.

After they slammed the door, Twilight yelled, "Gallus!"

The teenage griffon slinked into the room.

"We covered for you," Starlight said. "Now for your part of the deal."

"But my dick has barbs," he said, "like a cat. You won't like it."

"We brought lube," Twilight said, levitating up a jar of coconut oil.

"I'm gay," Gallus protested.

"Wait, really?" Twilight said. "Sunburst caught you balls-deep in Yona's ass last week."

Gallus frowned in confusion. "Yona's a chick? I just thought his cock and balls were just hidden by fur."

"Anyway, you should have thought of that before you started minting illegal flockchains," Starlight observed.

"Can I at least do your butts instead? Pretend you two're dudes?"

"No," the mares said in unison.

"I'm tremendously angry," Sugar Belle said, once they were back in Mac's bedroom.

"Eeeyup."

"This was a gift," Cheerilee said, holding up the NFT chain link. "I didn't mint it."

"It would be polite to just give it to me," Sugar Belle said, trying to keep her voice polite.

"But—" Mac said.

"It's mine, not yours," Sugar Belle said to him.

"Hrmmmm," Mac rumbled.

"Make you a deal," Cheerilee said. "Let me use it once, then I'll give it to you."

"I'm sorry?" Sugar Belle said. "You want to fuck my fiancé?"

"It wouldn't be the first time."

"It would be the first time while he's my fiancé!"

"Eh," said Cheerilee with a shrug.

Mac wiped the smile off his face as Sugar Belle turned to look at him.

"Mac? What do you think?"

"I can be takin' one for the team," he replied.

"Eeeyup," Sugar Belle muttered sourly. "Okay, but I'm going to sit here and watch. And Mac?"

"Eeeyup?"

"Don't you dare enjoy yourself."

"...nnnope."

Cheerilee pointed at the bed. "Lay on your back."

Mac looked at Sugar Belle, raising an eyebrow in question. Sugar Belle plopped down onto the stool, and crossed her forelegs angrily. "He doesn't like being on the bottom."

With a snort, Cheerilee pushed Mac backwards. The bedsprings creaked as his bulk landed hard. "Mac, you poor thing. You need to learn to speak up about what you want."

Sugar Belle's face turned angry red. "Wh-what are you implying?"

Stepping up, forelegs onto the bed and her rear legs still on the floor, Cheerilee lowered her snout until it was just an inch above Mac's huge, fuzzy ballsack.

"Now I know he doesn't like—"

Cheerilee nibbled his left ball, very gently, running her tongue around its perimeter, then moved to nibble his right ball. Mac moaned, his back arching and his cock poking from its sheath and rapidly engorging.

"—wait, Mac, you do like that?"

"Eeeyup!"

"She's... she's using her teeth!" Sugar Belle spluttered.

"Eeeeeeeyup!" Mac said, squirming under Cheerilee's ministrations.

"Huh. Well, okay, we'll try that sometime."

Mac's little mac was now a big mac, flopping heavily against his belly as Cheerilee sucked his balls fully into her mouth, one at a time, slobbering on them as she tongued and gently bit them, tugging and massaging.

Cheerilee turned her head slightly and Mac gasped, because his left ball was still gently clenched between her front teeth. She wiggled her eyebrows at Sugar Belle.

"Can... can I try...?" Sugar Belle said.

"He's your fiancé," Cheerilee said, scooching sideways to make room between Mac's legs.

Sugar Belle slid down from the stool and walked to them, leaning down and sniffing Mac's ballsack. It smelled minty, and Sugar Belle's sears perked up when she realized the smell was from Cheerilee—perhaps she'd brushed her teeth with a minty toothpaste, or used a minty mouthwash, before heading over to cash in her NFT.

"Use your teeth," Cheerilee suggested. "He likes that."

Sugar Belle flicked her ears angrily, then gently gripped Mac's right ball between her front teeth.

He squirmed and bucked on the bed. "Eeeyup!"

"Keep going," Cheerilee said, as she climbed up onto the bed and positioned herself, squatting over Mac's hips.

Sugar Belle switched to his other ball. Frowning, she noticed his left ball was bigger than his right and wondered how she'd never noticed that before. Mac squirmed and panted, his ball throbbing between her teeth. She brushed her tongue against it and Mac gasped.

Cheerilee lowered herself onto Mac's cock, taking him in with a single smooth thrust of her hips despite his size, thanks to how wet she was. A slurp sound escaped her crotch as he hilted him deep.

Sugar Belle frowned, Mac's left ball still throbbing between her teeth.

"Lick my pussy and his shaft," Cheerilee said.

"Ew!" Sugar Belle shouted. "I'm not gay!"

Cheerilee sighed. "It's not gay if it's a three way. Honestly, you two have never had a threesome?"

"No!" Sugar Belle snapped.

"Nnnope," Big Mac moaned.

"Mac, honestly, you need to speak up," Cheerilee said. "You poor thing."

"What's—what's that supposed to mean?" Sugar Belle said.

"We had threesomes all the time when Mac and I dated. Mostly with Fluttershy."

"Fluttershy?!"

"And foursomes. And fivesomes. And that one time, a sixsome."

"...six?" Sugar Belle whispered.

"Me, Mac, Flitter and Cloudchaser, Blossomforth, and Thunderlane. Hey, the only thing we were missing there was a unicorn. We should call them back, add you, and have an all-tribes sevensome. Those twins are kinky, my gosh! I limped for a week."

"No," Sugar Belle snapped.

"Twilight? Get some alicorn? Mac once told me he hasn't fucked Twilight since he delivered apples to her school when they were teens."

Sugar Belle, frowning and ignoring that trot down memory lane, gave an exploratory lick along the side of Cheerilee's labia, which was stretched taut by Mac's massive shaft impaling her.

The taste was—new. Sugar Belle had never touched a mare this way before. Sure, she'd sucked her own juices off Mac on occasion, but Cheerilee tasted... different.

Cheerilee tasted good.

She tried to worm her tongue around Mac's mac, to get to Cheerilee's clit, but the massive slab of stallion prevented her. Sugar Belle's eyes moved up and down the sticky, slick mess in front of her, from Mac's balls, up to his cock, where it entered Cheerilee. Cheerilee's pussy was split wide, her labia slick, her pubic fur dark with her juices. Above Mac's cock was Cheerilee's anus and dock.

"Can you, uh, turn around?" Sugar Belle said. "My nose is just a little too close to your butthole for comfort."

"I took a bath before I came here," Cheerilee said snippishly.

"You smell fine. It's—I'm just—I want your clit, okay?"

Cheerilee's frown turned upside down. "Mac, she's getting into it."

"Eeeyup!"

Lifting her hips upward, Cheerilee let Mac's cock slide out of her. She sighed as his massiveness retreated from her, her entire body shuddering as the sensation of emptiness left her feeling forlorn and abandoned.

His cock flopped free, slapping loudly against his belly, and Cheerilee held still for just a moment, panting. Then she got turned around, laying her spine along Mac's belly, and scooted down, re-impaling herself on his hugeness. Her pussy spasmed and shuddered as the thick meat split her open again. In the years since they'd broken up, she'd lost her stretched-out-ness. It was nice to get it back, but it hurt, too!

Once she was fully settled down, Mac hilted inside her, Sugar Belle gave a delicate lick of Cheerilee's clit.

Sugar Belle was being too delicate, too nervous, but Cheerilee decided to encourage her: "Yes! That felt great. Do more."

Sugar Belle's frown relaxed a little and she closed her lips around Cheerilee's clit, sucking gently. Mac gave a quick thrust simultaneously and Cheerilee's brain shorted out as the pressure of Mac slamming into her, combined with the warm wetness of Sugar Belle's lips and tongue, overwhelmed her. Her body shook and she gave a tiny squirt as she rose toward orgasm.

"Eep!" Sugar Belle said, backing off and looking at her tongue, eyes crossed worse than Derpy's. "Did you just pee?"

"Nope, marecum."

"What?"

"Taste it."

Sugar Belle pulled her tongue in and rolled Cheerilee's emission around her mouth. Then her eyes widened, her ears perked up, and she dove back in, clamping her lips tightly across Cheerilee's clit and sucking hard.

Mac slammed his hips up, clobbering Cheerilee's g-spot and his tip hitting the bottom of her womb, which combined with Sugar Belle swirling her tongue around her clit, set Cheerilee off into a loud, hip-shaking, ear-trembling orgasm. She came prodigiously, filling Sugar Belle's mouth with slick, sweet marecum, and Sugar Belle swallowed greedily, licking her clit all the more feverishly.

"Ch-Cheerilee?" Mac said.

"Unf?" Cheerilee said, fighting to hold still against her instincts to buck her hips down on Mac's shaft.

"Y'all said I should ask for what I want," Mac whispered.

"Yeah?" Cheerilee said.

"I want your ass."

Sugar Belle choked and coughed. "What?"

"Sugar Belle," Cheerilee said with sadness in her voice, "You don't give Mac anal?"

"No! Look at his size!"

"It's easier after you've cum a few times. Watch how relaxed my ass is, now that I came." Cheerilee lifted her hips up until Mac flopped out of her again. "Sugar Belle? Horn."

With a frown, Sugar Belle lit her horn and guided the tip of Mac's cock against Cheerilee's soon-to-be-less-tight anus.

Sweat broke out across Cheerilee's chest and belly as she forced herself down. She fought to get Mac's wide flare though her tight opening, hoping she hadn't just made herself a liar—

Pop! He was in. Cheerilee's eyes went wide as a shock of pain ran from her ass up her spine. She wasn't used to this! She'd forgotten just how huge Mac's cock was.

Lowering herself a little more, she let him push up and into her. His mass filled her butt, spreading her hips wider and making her tail twitch. The displaced volume in her rear made her clit throb even more.

Sugar Belle stared at her fiance's dick impaling the other mare's anus. Her nose twitched, even though there wasn't a smell—yet. Then Mac moaned in deep bliss as Cheerilee inched her rump downward, taking in more and more of his shaft. Mac's ballsack clenched tight to his underside in a response Sugar Belle knew meant he was building toward his own orgasm.

Mac—Mac was enjoying being up Cheerilee's ass.

"Hey, uh, Big Mac?" Sugar Belle said.

"Eeeyup?"

"I want to try this," Sugar Belle declared. Her anus pulsed and throbbed as she watched Cheerilee's massaging Mac.

"Eeeyup!"

Sugar Belle licked his ballsack and he shuddered, shaking the whole bed, and then she licked from the bottom of Cheerilee's dripping slit to the top, making Cheerilee gasp and shake, too.

Rolling the other mare's fluids around her mouth, studying the slick clear fluid, sharp with her smell and taste and... it was good. Why had nopony ever told her pussy tasted better than cupcakes?

She dove in, her chin just above where Mac railed the other mare's ass, licking and sucking and using her magic to fondle Mac's balls.

Cheerilee's belly, muscles tight and hard under her fur, clenched and clenched again as orgasms rippled across her body, her pussy squeezing on Sugar Belle's tongue and her asshole tight around Mac's dick.

And then, abruptly, Mac shouted "Eeeeyup!" at the top of his lungs and the whole bed shook. His balls spasmed and his cock pulsed and Cheerilee screamed in pain as he stretched her asshole wide and filled her butt with cum.

Mac and Cheerilee collapsed backwards and he hugged around her chest, nibbling her left ear.

Panting, eyes wide, Sugar Belle stared at Mac's cock where it penetrated Cheerilee's ass.

"So," she said. "Can I have the NFT now?"

Cheerilee nodded. "Eeeyup."

As Sugar Belle stood on shaky legs and turned to the dresser, Cheerilee lifted her hips. With a huge schlurp, Mac's cock retreated from her ass. Cum rolled down her tail and his dick was smeared with cum and a thin layer of Cheerilee's poop. He shrunk rapidly, going flaccid with the post-coital relaxation.

"I need a shower," Mac said. "Maybe all three of us do."

As soon as Sugar Belle's hoof touched the NFT chain link, a pink fog of magic filled the room for a few seconds.

"Yipe!" said Mac as his cock got magically hard again, a few last drops of cum squirting out.

Sugar Belle smiled at the embiggened erection and made bedroom eyes. "Well, if that's the case..."

Mac gestured at his dick. "I'm dirty. We gotta do your butt until I've showered."

"Awesome," Sugar Belle said. Mac smiled. Cheerilee, now standing on the floor and dripping cum from her ass, smiled, too.

Pinkie burst through the door, her tail wrapped around Limestone's neck and dragging her along. "My clit twitched and my butthole throbbed! That's my Pinkie Sense for a good, old-fashioned cuckolding! And Limestone needs to lose her virginity!"

"Say it loud enough for the whole town to hear, why don't you?" snarled Limestone.

"Okay." Sugar Belle rolled her eyes. "But only because today is already really weird." Sugar Belle laid her belly flat on the bed, her forelegs spread wide and her rear hooves planted wide on the floor. She raised her tail. "Here, Limestone, get on top of me. Mac can double dip. We'll have a Big Mac stack."

Limestone looked at Mac as he slid off the bed, noticing Cheerilee's poop on his cock. "Is he doing our butts?"

"Eeeyup," said Cheerilee, Mac, and Sugar Belle together.

Limestone frowned, then shrugged, and hopped up onto Sugar Belle, her belly on Sugar Belle's spine.

Mac mounted the two mares and pressed his cock into Limestone's ass. She screamed and cursed like a sailor presented with a huge medical bill.

Cheerilee limped over to Pinkie. "Why Mac? Plenty of stallions around."

Pinkie tossed a foreleg over Cheerilee's shoulder. "Now he's taken all four Pie Sisters' butt virginities."

"Oh."

Sugar Belle shot a glare at Pinkie, but just then Mac pulled out of Limestone and pressed into Sugar Belle's ass. Sugar Belle gasped and bit the bedspread, her legs trembling and ears shaking.

"How'd you convince them to let Mac fuck you?" Pinkie asked. "Sugar Belle's a bit possessive."

"Am not!" Sugar Belle snapped. "At least not anymore!"

"I got an NFT of Mac's cock," Cheerilee explained.

"Oh, hey, what a coincidence," Pinkie said. "I've had an NFT of Applejack's pussy for, like, years, but she's never tried to use it so nopony noticed."

Author's Note

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