Chad's quest

My story begins in the summer of 1992. The year the bombs fell, well more like missiles actually but no one actually cares.

Long story short China absorbed Russia and then almost the rest of Asia actually all of Asia. And then the oil wars or resource wars whoever you want to ask. And then boom the summer of 1992 gets super hot and I mean like melt the dudes face off hot like uncomfortable boner hot.

But the year is now 2000 and yeah six... No it's five yep 2005. But after the bombs fell some things did survive like a couple companies Microsoft took off it ate apple unfortunately Sony died and so did most things in Japan but that's not really that relevant. What is relevant is the internet, man even when the world ended I still think maybe we should have just nuked us harder because you never know what you find on there usually it's a lot of bad things but hey who cares techno bandits rule.

So to get into the real meat and potatoes one day I was just wondering I got a pink on my zone master, it just said anomaly so I threw a bolt at it and then boom.

Black.... Yep everything is all black I see a red door and I want to paint it black. Oh I was just about to break out in a musical song and then I realize blackness is just my fucking eyelids. With no effort I opened my eyes. And what I see stuns me it's a forest a green forest of evergreens pine Aspen and birch trees. This was surely not Zion national Park place I lived at for the past 2 years with my techno bandit gang. This is going to be fucking annoying.

Checklist
Plate carrier level 4 plus plates check.
War belt check.
Really cool skull mask / balaclava check.
Molly went backpack with goodies check
A pair of black Air Force ones check. your boys built a little devious 😈.
Oakley sunglasses with gold lens tint fuck yeah check.
Straw samurai hat check.
One AK-47 check
Colt 1911 check
One tech 9 check
One samurai sword and Ka-Bar check
Well that should be everything. Time to pick a direction.... I don't know where to go oh God I just want to go home, I just want to be with the boys we could be doing so much cool shit like building rad cars or blowing something up or robbing someone. But no I trigger an anomaly now I'm sentenced some bullshit forest.

Well it's time I guess get going. The goons would never appreciate me sitting here and being sad. so I go east.

I went East for many days. But one fateful day ran into a caravan.

Damn wherever this anomaly sent me it's quite nice my zone Master hasn't pinged there's no anomalies, no radiation, this place is perfect it's honestly quite nice. Even the temperature was perfect outside I wasn't like back home where the sun was just harsh in just wanted to murder you. And all the clean water you could want it was here it was without a doubt amazing here. And that was the first clue there is no way I'm back home there's no way I'm in the states shit I doubt I'm even in the on Earth anymore.

Hey what the fuck is that noise

It kind of sounds like Wheels but no engine I'm going to, should I really my curiosity has me I'm going to go check this out. I looked around my immediate surroundings and a bush.
Well the bush should work although hey bush camping I said that last part to like literally no one

"Hey Chad did you know I hate getting into bushes."
"Wow I didn't know you hated getting into bushes chat that's so interesting and quirky. I know right we're interesting and quirky I hate bushes f*** why am I talking to myself." I had a whole conversation out loud until myself I'm losing it I should just..
no
It didn't take long 10 minutes and then I saw it a wagon an actual Oregon trail wagon. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen okay well that's a lie. The people now they were they weren't people. Don't call me crazy but they were by people horse creatures speaking English they were talking about how today sucked how it's really hot outside and all sorts of minor nuisances. And it was right then and there I decided I was going to give them something to complain about. The gods themselves can have stopped the pure wave of black Air Force energy that came up and took me, I'm very devious I whispered. I pulled my AK out and did a small brass check One in the chamber 30 in the mag I'm going to rob this shit.

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Morningstar was having a really good day. It started with hey bacon and toast and coffee and now she was pulling the caravan to her next destination her herd mate bright star was hoping her pull the caravan. They were all happy they were a small heard still looking for a stallion but she knew would eventually she would find one who knows maybe one would come out off the side of the road and join them {wink-wink}.

All of a sudden The voice was Heard off to the right about 3 hours into their travels.

"Put your fucking hands up or I'll fucking put a cap in your ass you dumb horse bitch. God damn I suck at this it's Paul he was way better at robbing people. Put your fucking hands up you're going to do is simple you're going to unhook yourself from the wagon you're going to step away from the wagon you're going to stay in my line of sight at all times you move you die you scream you die you do anything like try and fight guess what you die."

BrightStar can believe what she was hearing so was Morningstar they both couldn't believe what they were hearing or seeing a strange stallion dressed in strange clothes threatening them with the metal and wood stick it was too funny.

"Oh no the poor thing is sick morning look the poor stallion must have hit his head really hard."
"I think you're right I think you did hit his head really hard come here."

Both Mayors begin to unlatch themselves from the carriage to help the quote on quote sick stallion."oh poor thing come here we're not going to hurt you."they both said

That's when Morningstar May the lethal mistake by trying to grab the strange wooden and metal stick. Out of the hands on the quote on quote sick stallion.

"Bitch the fuck that I say you fight you got you know what."

And without a second thought the strange-standing pulled the trigger shredding both of the mares. I wanted to Rob someone not murder someone wow whatever at least I have things and money to go to sigh

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I said if you fight you died right well good because I'm not a liar I keep my word. This is not really annoying because I have two corpses and a whole last carriage guess I'll just search through it I guess I don't keep on talking to myself.

I started with the two bodies the clothes was simple I random pockets and to my shock and surprise there was gold coins like 1 oz actual gold coins with like things on it I don't really care about that from the two corpses I gathered 10 gold coins maybe today will be a good day. Time to search the wagon or carriage or whatever the f*** I'm calling it. I opened the door to the carriage inside was well it was more reminiscent of U-Haul like it was just packed up with home things so these two must have been moving relocating house. The first couple boxes I opened not really much of anything pictures ceramic dishes soap cleaning supplies the more and more I looked the more I realized nothing in here was all that good and then talked around the corner of the wagon I saw it. It was absolutely radical gods must have blessed me today or the black Air Force One energy because tucked away in the back corner of their wagon sad hey beautiful longboard. It was mine I will shred this thing and I will cap everyone I can within reason. I begin inspecting the longboard and I realized something quite interesting the wheels were made out of this strange material almost like rubbery and the bearings were really high quality they just kept spinning. So I took it outside and put it on the ground and I started pushing instead of walking I was now skating on this fucking wicked longboard. I shame there was no art on the bottom but I'll put something radical on there.

I skated for the whole day finally I made it to a town. There was a welcome sign and it said welcome to Dodge City I can help but the smile a little deviously welcome indeed. I skated into that City with as much fucking swaggers I could possibly outwardly project and that's when I learned one big thing here in Equestria if you were a male sex is thrown at you. I'm not going to lie for that first year that's all I did. I was what was known as a herd bouncer I would go from one to the other, pleasing all the ladies I could and then one night the post not clarity hit me harder than a thousand bricks a speeding war rig. This realization, this epiphany I was not happy I was sad I was using sex to fill the holes my missing friends and the missing adventures that I used to have. I don't want to have sex anymore I don't want to be horny and all honesty I just want to be happy.

Happy what made me happy. Was the goons made me happy my boys the shenanigans the danger the adventure that made me happy. Next morning I woke up early I woke up at 4:00 I looked myself in the mirror I didn't like what I saw. I saw softness long hair weakness in the eyes weakness in my once violent Amber eyes my hair is long and black this was going to be fixed I didn't wear any of my gear anymore was all stored away and a secret facility AKA rental box. I went to the nearest barber I had them cut all my hair. Now supporting a new high and tight I walked into the tattoo shop down the road my right arm I got one inscription back from the dead and on my back the skull with two crossed Pistons and turbo fans in its eyes on on the top the image on my back there was the word turbo and on the bottom powder to honor what came before the turbo powder gang. After that I went to the storage container I collected my gear I decided to go on a adventure.

Has I left that storage facility I felt something inside me I haven't felt in a long time this... Happy I'm going to go do something wild and ain't no one going to be able to stop me. Went the rest of my money I bought a map it's a non-perishable food I dropped the board on the ground and I began to skate. I was skating through Dodge City also looking at my map the first place I'm going to go is mmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm oh I know a good spot let's go to the ever-free that looks cool old castle ruins monster fighting. Who knows what I'll find there. But I'm sure as hell going to find out. On words me boys to adventure.