A Cheery Household Herd

“Alright, Lyra. I only want this if you do. Are you sure about this?”

“Yeah, I mean--the toys are fun and all, but they get a bit boring after a while. We need something better. Something real--or should I say, somepony?”

Bonbon covered her face with her hoof and shook her head dismissively. “Are you sure about that though? There are pretty much like, no guys around for us to try that with. They’re all either taken or not interested in us.”

Lyra stared at her wife, then snickered. “C’mon, Bonnie. Have you seriously forgotten one of our top co-workers?”

It took Bonbon a moment to think. But when she realized who Lyra had been talking about…

“Oh you mean him,” she muttered with a curious tone, “Are you sure he’d go for it?”

“Oh yeah, Moondancer told me he was a riot and a half--she’s pretty much joined up with his little herd now.”

Bonbon raised an eyebrow. “You’re not suggesting we join in, are you?”

“Maybe not as full members,” Lyra continued, “But at the very least, we’ll join in as an experimental pair. That way, we can test out what makes a real stallion so interesting.” She then nuzzled up against Bonbon’s neck. “C’mon, you know I’m always gonna love you more than anyone. Some schlong won’t change that.”

Bonbon rolled her eyes, though she couldn’t help but smile and pat Lyra on the head. “Alright. If you think it’ll be fun, then let’s try it out. I’ve always been interested in tasting the stuff that guys can make.”

“Oh-ho--you’re in for a treat!” Lyra bellowed with excitement, “According to what Twilight told me, it’s actually not too far off from those salted caramels that you like.”

That caught Bonbon’s attention immediately. Her expression went from awe… “Oooh--wait,” to concern, “Hold on. How does Twilight know what it tastes like? Does she even have a--”

“Uhhhh, let’s not focus on that--” Lyra diverted the conversation as she puffed out her cheeks. “Anyway. I think his place should be just around this corner…”

Inside Cheerilee’s house…

Pale had just finished explaining his desires. Have deactivated the anthro charm, they were both in their normal pony forms.

“...well now. That’s quite the interesting idea, baby,” Cheerilee replied with a grin, “I think I’d like to try it. We’d just need some willing participants…”

“...only if they fully consent,” Pale rubbed the back of his head, “I don’t want anyone to join in if they aren’t--mhf!”

“Hmmm…” Cheerilee placed her hooves upon the sides of Pale’s head in order to work her magic as a teacher that could dissect her student’s problems. “Ah. I see now. Don’t you worry about a thing, Pale. I’ve got a perfect--”

Tap-tap-tap.

There was a knock at the door, and Cheerilee let go of Pale to go answer it. “Hm. Wonder who that could be. Gimme a sec, dear.”

“No problem. Hmmm…” Pale followed her from a few steps behind to see who it was…

Outside…

“So the idea is that we’re gonna ask him to join us for a night or two, got it?” Lyra asked.

“Yup,” Bonbon replied, “Shame that we mares can’t just magically gain cocks of our own, huh?”

Lyra scoffed and shook her head. “Meh. Even if we could, it wouldn’t hit the same since we mares simply aren’t built to carry those hefty meat logs around and we couldn’t exactly thrust as hard as a stallion could. Magic can do lots of things, but tampering with nature isn’t something I’m gonna try.”

“Good point,” Bonbon added, “The more I think about it, the less I wanna have one of those things between my legs anyway. Stallions really don’t get enough credit.”

After a few moments, Cheerilee opened the door up to greet them. Her face going from excited to concerned when she saw who it was.

“...Lyra? Bonbon?” she asked cautiously, “Is everything alright?”

Bonbon paused and looked in Lyra’s direction. Hoping the green unicorn would answer for her. “Uhhhh…”

Thankfully, she got the hint and took point on the conversation. “I got this, Drops. Ms. Cheerilee…we have a request for you and Mr. Vestige. Mind if we come in?”

“Oh, not at all.”

The agent mares entered her home and everyone gathered in the living room where they would discuss what exactly both married couples wanted from each other…

“Wait…” Pale spoke up, “So you want me to--”

“Yup,” Lyra said with a smirk as she reclined on the couch with one of her legs crossed over the other akin to a human, “Don’t get me wrong, we’re still lesbians, but we’d be lying if we said we weren’t curious as to how stallions work.”

“Pfbth--ahem!” Bonbon nearly spit out her tea and swallowed it immediately. “W-well…I’m…somewhat curious about how stallions could spice things up. But I’ve been unsure of who to ask since we don’t really know anypony else on that level.”

Lyra leaned over and whispered. “She’s a total freak in bed but likes to play it off in public. Don’t be fooled.” She sat upright and continued, “And in return, Pale…the idea you suggested sounds hella hot I won’t lie.”

Cheerilee giggled and looked at the stallion. “See? I told you they’d be up for it, hun.”

“W-well…so long as you don’t mind,” he said with a nervous grin, “It’s a rather selfish request that mostly puts me in charge--”

“Buddy, pal, amigo--that’s literally what we’re asking for,” Lyra pointed her hooves at Bonbon, then herself repeatedly. “I’m totally down for that. How about you, Bons~?”

In a bid to stay professional, Bonbon cleared her throat. “I’ll take part. If only to see what the fuss is about with Pale. Remember, we’re doing this as friends, alright?”

“Sure, sure--but uh…we’re definitely gonna need a safe word,” Pale replied.

Cheerilee was about to make a suggestion, “How about--”

“Gorgonzola,” Bonbon spoke up, “I hate that cheese.”

“...that’s actually really good,” Cheerilee agreed, “Gorgonzola it is.”

“Understood,” Pale added, then looked at Lyra. “Whenever you’re ready, Heartstrings. Work your magic.”

“Okay. Here we go…” Lyra’s horn lit up… “And hey. Make sure you use that humanoid spell--I wanna see what that’s like!”

ZAP!