Trixie and Starlight and the book

A few minutes later the windows of the office had been opened and the mare cum drenched carpet was rolled up and put into a corner. Twilight Sparkle had used her magic to summon a book.

“What a surprise,” said Trixie and rolled her eyes “your help is a book.”

“That’s not just any book!” Twilight said, “this here is nothing less than THE book!”

“The book!?” Starlight gasped in awe “are you serious!? I thought it was only a legend!”

“Okay, what are you two nerds speaking about?” Trixie had become suspicious.

“The male on female duration in Equestria has been a problem since the beginning,“ explained Starlight to her wife “so princess Luna and Celestia have used their combined magic to create the one book that can help.”

“I just have learned that this little treasure here is even older than Celestia and Luna,” said Twilight “it was given to them by the masters of sun and moon before them and is one of the most powerful artifacts in pony history.”

“Can we skip the intro and jump to the fucking point?” Trixie asked with an annoyed sigh. Since the time she nearly lost her mind to that magical alicorn pendant she had lost most of her interest in magical artifacts.

Twilight cleared her throat before she continued “The point is, that this book is the solution for any mare who wants to become pregnant, but is missing a proper stallion. Each and every stallion alive is written inside these powerful magical pages and it will find the fitting donator, picked by high standards in health, genetic and personal favors.”

“So this is how a mare like you was able to conceive a foal?” asked Trixie with a smirk.

“N-no!” Twilight blushed “I never had to use the book myself. The father is just, ummmm, it’s a very personal matter and none of your business.”

“I knew it! It's either that dorky guard Flash or your own brother, am I right?” Trixie clearly had fun on that part. Twilight wasn’t her arch-nemesis anymore, but she still loved to tease her. “Having sex and conceiving a foal by one of your very own guards? An underling? Or your own brother? You are so naughty!”

“Stop saying that!”

“Then tell me it's not true.”

“Well. This is none of your business! Enough of that! Do you want your wife pregnant, or not!?” Twilight said and stomped on the ground

“Will she get a pair of big ol' milkers like you?” Trixie also stomped on the ground.

“Of course!”

“Then it’s a deal!”

“Wait!” Starlight had to say something at that point “don’t I have to say something in that matter too?”

“Of course,” said Twilight “the magic of the book only works for consensual impregnation.”

“That’s not what I meant.”

“We will handle this,” said Trixie “don’t break your beautiful little head about how this works. Just think about how nice it will feel to have a new life growing inside of you, how the two of us will be able to raise the perfect little pony, and how glorious your pregnant body will look.” Trixie was drooling again, imagine her wife with a big pregnant belly and heavily swollen teats.

It seemed like starlight wanted to say something, but then she just sighed. “okay, fine, what do I have to do?”

Twilight used her magic to hover the book over to her formal student “Just touch it with your hoof.”

Starlight really wasn’t sure if she should do that, but then she looked at Twilight's belly and remembered the nice feeling of feeling the little growing life inside and looked at Trixie. She really loved that crazy blue mare, even the things she hated about her.

“Screw this!” Starlight Glimmer said and gave that book a hoof bash.

A magical flash filled the room and the book started to glow.

“It’s working!” Said Twilight.

“Exactly how many times have you done this?” asked Starlight

“Oh, you know, just a few times,” she answered

“Wait for a moment, does that mean... Fluttershy?” Starlight looked at her teacher, she tried to avoid eye contact “and Applejack? Rainbow Dash?” She had to take a hard breath and gasped “Zecora!?” All of a sudden Starlight glimmer understood why they had been so many pregnant mares since Twilight became the ruler of Equestria! She used that book as a catalog! She had become a salesman for pregnancy and impregnating sex!? A second flash of light and the book was done, it slowly floated down again and opened up on its own.

“Okay, now the book will show us the best options for impregnating you.” Twilight explained and rubbed her hoof together, like a mad scientist who was planning to take over the world or revenge on the bullies from high school.

Three pages came out of the book, all three of them total black.

“Well, the great and powerful Trixie can´t read anything,” said Trixie “is the book broken?”

“Give it time, it won't show you all the stallions at once, it is going to show us the three perfect matches. These three stallions have the best genetic attributes and will fit most, to what Starlight wants to see in the father of her future foal.” Twilight spoke and was glad no one was standing behind her because this part always got her so excited that her tail was all up and she could feel her pony pussy getting all wet. “It's happening! Here comes the first!”

The first page changed, the black was going away and revealed a picture and some text. The three mares saw the picture of a well-endowed red earth pony stallion.

“Isn’t that Big McIntosh?” asked Starlight “As far as I know he is married.”

“Right, Big Mac is the number one breeding stallion here, he is the first choice for a lot of mares, very healthy, fertile, and brings a lot of genetic factors ideal for a father. Just because he is married doesn’t mean he can't help to full fill a mare's dream to become a mother. Don’t you know that there is only one stallion for ten mares here in Ponyville? Sugar Belle is totally supporting us- eh I mean him- she is totally supporting her husband because she is a good mare and knows that this is only about breeding and has nothing to do with love or other feelings. Also for every successful hit we are paying McIntosh.” Twilight loved to explain things, and she really wished she could touch herself right now. “You heard right, breeding stallions get 500 bits from the royal treasure chamber as soon as the pregnancy is confirmed.”

“What's this?” Asked Starlight as the paper extended and showed a list with hoof prints and dates.

“Just the total anonym hoof prints from the successfully impregnated mares.” Explained Twilight.

Twilight didn’t know that Trixie had the talent to identify hoof prints, this skill had become handy for her work a few times. She walked a bit closer to take a better look.

“Wait a minute, so the first is his wife, that’s making sense.” Said, Trixie

“It’s not hard to guess that.” Said Twilight.

“And the next one, just a week after her, is Fluttershy!?” Trixi was not that surprised, everyone knew Big McIntosh and Fluttershy would make a nice pair and surely had fooled around before.

“You really shouldn’t guessing around,” said twilight, now sweating a bit “this has to be anonym and should just show Starlight how successful Big Mac is as a breeding stallion.”

“After that,” said Trixie without looking up from the magical floating page “Zecora? Wow! So Mac can compare to a zebra stallion? He really stays up to his name!”

“What do you mean?” asked Starlight.

“Don’t you know? Zebras have the largest magnum horse dong.” Explained Trixie and extended her front hooves as far as possible.

“Why do you know that?” Starlight seemed a bit suspicious

“I had a life before you, you know? Don’t look at me like that! I am not a slut! I just like to visit clubs with exotic male dancers.”

“Could you please stop now?” asked Twilight.

“The great and powerful Trixie will NEVER stop!” Trixie looked back at the list “Who is next? Mayor mare!?”

“Well, some mares just try for fun,” said twilight, she remembered something and had to rub her tights together “she was surprised when she was pregnant for real.”

“Ah! Rainbowdash.” Trixie had to gasp.

“Just logical, right?” Asked Starlight “I mean, she and Apple Jack wanted a foal, and getting it from her brother is a lot like getting it directly from her, right?” she looked at Twilight.

“And on the very same day, I see the hoof print of Apple Jack!”

“What!?” Starlight couldn't believe it.

“This was a very eventful session,” said twilight, she had sat down, hoping the cool floor would ease the heat she felt in her labia, and deep within her “things got a bit out of hoof. But it’s okay, the foal is healthy and I can assure you incest is not illegal here.”

“The great and all-knowing Trixie is sure you are an expert at that.” said Trixie with a grin and looked back at the list “Wow, he really impregnated like half of Ponyville! Is it okay if I feel a bit of envy?”

“That’s okay,” said Starlight with a warm smile “but sadly I have to say Big McIntosh won’t be an option for me.”

“What? Why!?” Trixie pointed at one of the upcoming new pictures “just look at this!” she pointed at a magical picture of Big McIntosh's full erect Horse Penis, all deep dark red, throbbing, sparkling with thick precum and judging by the yellow pony nose next to it, freaking huge! Just imagine the girth of that thing made Trixie's clit wink.

“You know, Ummm, the very first time I have met Big McIntosh to talk to in person, I just kinda – a little bit, hardly worth to mention- used a spell on him that made him more talkative. I mean it was really safe, not an evil curse or other stuff my old self would have done, but since then every time he sees me he tries to hide or run for it. So, yes, no, I think this would be a huge problem during the process of concaving a foal.”

“You are fucking crazy!” said Trixie and smiled at her wife “I think I am falling more and more in love with you, every second we spend together!”

While the two mars were talking Twilight had sneaked a hoof between her tights and let out a muffled moan, rubbing her sensitive pregnant dinky felt like heaven right now!

“Ewww, are you clopping right now!?” Trixie pointed at Twilight.

“No! Of course not!” Twilight pulled her hoof off so fast some of her mare juice spurted on the floor. “And now let’s check out number two!”

The page of Big McIntosh went back to black and back into the book. The second page slowly transformed now, the upcoming earth pony stallion had a brown mane and tail, and he was skinny compared to the hard-working farmer stallion from before. All three mares knew Time Turner, who was also known as Doctor Hooves.

“Seems like Doctor Hooves here would be a good option.” Said Twilight

“He is very smart.” Said Starlight and looked over to her very skeptical wife “I like that in a pony, okay?”

“He is boring,” said Trixie “all he ever talks about is boring stuff like science and math and numbers, the great and easy-to-bore Trixie is falling to sleep every time she has to talk to him.”

“Anyway, he has a very high fertility,” said Twilight, as the paper extended and showed the list with hoofprints again, this time it was shorter, only three hoof prints this time.

“And? Do you know any of these?” asked Starlight to Trixie.

“I am not sure,” said Trixie “wait, something is not right here, look at the dates. This one is around 200 Years in the past and this one is 1.000 years in the future? Have you clopped it so often to this book that it broke?” she asked Twilight “And I don’t even know how to read these numbers here, what kind of crazy place was that!?”

“Maybe it got a bit confused because of these weird tools he uses, I am not sure.” said Twilight “I think these have been from before my time with the book, I would need to ask Celestia or Luna. Anyway, Starlight, what do you say?”

“Oh please, not,” said Trixie “I don’t want you to have sex with such a boring guy.”

“I think,” Starlight spoke with a blush, “I think we could give it a try. Also, Time Turner is in the room next to us, we could just wait for the end of his class and ask him.”

At exactly that moment the door opened again, and before one of the mares could have said “why isn’t anybody knocking before entering!?” they saw Doctor Hooves standing at the door as if he knew that he was needed here.

“Good timing,” said Twilight “we just spoke about you and-“

“I know,” said Time Turner with a calm smile “I am very aware of what is going on, and sadly I have to refuse.”

“Are you implying the wife of the great and powerful Trixie has a big butt!?” Trixie shouted at him “Because you are right, but it is by far not a reason to turn her down!”

“No, no, you don’t understand, I am not available right now.” answered the stallion.

“right, shouldn’t you have class right now?” asked Starlight “You are a teacher! You should know better than let your students alone!”

“You don’t understand, I am giving a math class right now, or better said, my past self is giving the class while I, my future self, is here to spare some time and turn you down so my present self doesn’t have to deal with this and has more time for a very important task he, and that means me, has to deal with.” he explained to the confused mares.

“You see? This guy is boring and makes no sense,” said Trixie.

“Would you care to explain what is going on?” asked Twilight.

“I can show it to you,” he stepped into the office and walked over to the tall window “by the way, it smells like lesbian horse sex in here.”

“We know.”

Time Turner pointed out of the window to the parking slots for wagons, one of the wagons was rocking.

“You see, my present self is over there in this wagon,” said Doctor Hooves

“And it seems like you are not alone,” said Trixie

“Indeed, right now, I and my significant other are trying to make a foal.”

“Wait, you are slaking off your teacher duties because you are banging Derpy right now?” Trixie asked and raised a brow

“I am not slacking anything! When I woke up today, I used my time machine to travel to the beginning of the math lesson, right now I am giving that class and after that, I return to this morning, have breakfast, and spend the following hours with my wife. Tonight, after my beloved cutie muffin fell asleep I travel to exactly this moment in front of your door and waited for the chance of my entrance.”

“I have several questions about that.” said Twilight

“So that means you could be here, three times at the same moment, and just fuck Starlight silly with three dicks?” asked Trixie.

“Language!” said Starlight, not sure if she should die of shame of giving in to her curiosity at this point.

“This question wouldn’t be my first, not even in the top ten.” said Twilight.

“There are several reasons this won’t work,” Time Turner said while looking at Trixie “first of all, the happiness of Derpy Hooves has my first priority and I have to invest all my possibilities into the task of making another foal with her, and the second is this…” He raised his hind leg and showed the mares his penis. He had a nice horse dong, not as big and fat as McIntosh, but a mare could have a lot of fun with it, sadly it was all sore, red, and limb right now, and it didn’t seem like it would be up again very soon. “You see, I already gave everything to my special little muffin.”

Trixie got closer and sniffled it, her tail made a little wiggle. “So this is the scent of Derpy? Not bad!”

“Trixie!” Starlight hissed.

“Sorry, just wanted to use a once-in-a-lifetime chance.”

“Anyway, I can't help you right now.” Hooves said with a nod.

“But you can time travel!”

“It’s complicated, it won't just work. I go now.”

He turned around and Trixi called after him “Your Time Machine looks like a stupid toilet!”

“It’s a phone booth!”

“The fuck is a phone!?”

And like that he left.

“Okay so, clearly no to number two,” said Twilight and the second page was going back into the book.

“I am very sure number three will blow our mind,” said Trixie.

The third page changed and the three mares looked at it and their eyes widened.

“Of course!”

“Who else?”

“We should have thought about him first!”