Why Daddy, What Big Wood You Have

Chapters

Literally
And very figuratively
And a big appetite
A Seed Planted

Literally

“So, mom. Are you like entirely, completely, one hundred percent sure you can’t take dad with you to this Yakyakistan trade meeting?” Flurry Heart asked Cadance hopefully as she hugged her. They were saying their goodbyes at the Crystal City train station where Cadance was about to board for a week long trip to said destination and occasion.

“Sorry, honey, I’m a thousand percent sure” Cadance replied in amusement before they pulled away. “He needs to recover.”

“Yeah, I’m an injured stallion, over here!” Shining Armor declared from nearby, gesturing to his bandaged arm in a sling, a scratch on his face, and his mane that was cut shorter due to the rest being slightly shredded.

“It wasn’t even that bad!” Flurry argued.

“Wow, good to know your father being attacked by timberwolves ‘isn’t that bad,’ young mare” Shining replied jokingly.

“I didn’t mean it like that! You were obviously more than a match for them since you don’t even look that hurt” Flurry said nervously.

“Uh huh. Sorry kiddo, doctor says I gotta stay home and rest. So you’re stuck with dear old dad” Shining said, using the thumb of his unslung arm to point to himself.

“Why couldn’t they, or either of you, do a healing spell?!”

“Because timberwolves are the product of wild magic, so their bites can leave trace amounts of it behind, and wild magic interacting with controlled magic can have adverse effects” Shining explained.

Shit, Flurry thought. It’s time pull out the big guns.

“But dad, aren’t you worried about mom being without you for a whole week in Yakyakistan? You know how big they are compared to ponies! The average size of their…privates…has to be huge compared to a stallion’s! I’ve heard mares don’t go back after having one!” Flurry urged with a whisper.

“Flurry, if a massive dick bigger than your father’s was enough to take me away from him, it would’ve happened a month after we started dating.”

“What?!”

“That’s when she told me she wanted to have an open relationship since her drive is so high that she prefers multiple partners” Shining explained to his very shocked daughter.

“And you were okay with that?!”

“Are you kidding? I was relieved! I was sure she was gonna kill me of dehydration or exhaustion eventually. I didn’t even take advantage of it being a two way deal for weeks so I could recuperate.”

“I deeply regret what I chose to say to try and get you to go with mom” Flurry said in a haunted tone and pinprick eyes.

“Now you know to just accept your fate next time” Shining said with a chuckle as he wrapped his free arm around her shoulders. He then turned to wave at Cadance as she boarded the train. “Bye, Cady! Since I’m here, you don’t have to be distracted worrying about our daughter throwing a crazy party in the castle! So try and have some fun with some yaks to alleviate the boredom of the meeting!”

“You know I will, Shiny!” Cadance called back from the window of her seat. “You should try and have some fun with the maids and female guards!”

“STOP TALKING!” Flurry practically screeched as she covered her ears before teleporting away, leaving her parents laughing hysterically.

They blew each other a kiss before the train sounded its whistle and started departing. Cadance pumped her arm while saying choo choo with the whistle as loud as she could. Shining did the same, but paused when he realized he said awoooo, instead.

“That was weird” he remarked before teleporting back to the castle himself. When he saw Flurry wasn’t in the living room or in kitchen trying to sneak alcohol, he went to her bedroom and knocked. “Flurry?”

“Not listening to you being gross, lalalalalaaaaa” she said from inside. He knew she was sticking her fingers in her ears without needing to see it.

“But you’re always saying that you’re an adult and want to be treated like one” he teased.

“Not about sex! The Talk was enough when I was a teenager!” she said, shivering at the memory of the far too detailed and informative exchange.

“Okay, if twenty isn’t old enough for casually talking about sex, what is?”

“With my parents? Whatever age I am when I’m dead!”

“Cool. Me and your mom have always wanted talk to a ghost.”

“Pfft! Shut up, dad! And I’m an alicorn. Chances are me and mom will be talking to your ghost.”

“With this horrifying injury, that may happen sooner than expected” Shining replied in an overly dramatic fashion.

“Hang on, let me conjure up Equestria’s smallest violin to play just for you.”

“You really do care about your old man!” Shining said, making it sound like he was on the verge of tears.

“Heh heh. After that TMI moment, I wouldn’t go that far” Flurry replied, trying to hold back laughter.

“Oh calm down. We were just messing around with you to drive away any thoughts you might have of going crazy while your mom’s away.”

“Really?”

“Yes. Kind of.”

“Huh?”

“Nothing. I’m sorry for mentally scarring you. Can you forgive your poor, near death father?”

“…I guess.”

“Then come out and give him one last hug before he kicks the bucket.”

“Will you stop already?” Flurry said with a chuckle as she opened the door and embraced her father. “We both know you’re too tough and strong to let one little pack of timberwolves be the death of you.”

“Can’t argue with that” Shining replied as he returned the hug with one arm.

“Hey, how were timberwolves so close to the Crystal City, anyway? It’s not their territory. And wouldn’t they have frozen?” Flurry asked as they separated.

“Well unfortunately, there’s still trace amounts of Sombra’s dark magic in our area, kind of an aura. It attracts aggressive animals to the city. As for how they didn’t freeze, wild magic is unpredictable. Seems it allowed the timberwolves to adapt to the weather so they could try and claim new territory. I didn’t mention it before, but they were snow white with blue eyes.”

“Whoa. Well it’s a good thing we had our big, strong, handsome prince to protect us.”

“I’m not gonna let you have the whole top floor to yourself so you can have a secret party.”

“It was worth a shot” Flurry said with a shrug.

“But, since I’m a cool dad, we can indulge ourselves a little in a way your mom wouldn’t approve. How about we order a big old pizza for dinner, eat it on the couch while watching a dumb comedy, and have some alcoholic cider?”

“Wait, are you serious?!” Flurry asked excitedly, restraining herself from questioning the claim of being cool.

“So long as you don’t tell your mom.”

“Not a word! You’re the best, dad!”

“Yup. Why don’t you get into something more comfy while I order and do the same?”

“Don’t have to tell me twice!” Flurry exclaimed as she went back into her room and shut the door. She changed into a thin pajama long sleeve with some pajama pants. It was always a bit chilly in the castle, but usually not too much. Plus, her dad was probably gonna wanna snuggle, and he’d have plenty of heat to share.

This was especially evident when she found her dad wearing a tank top and black shorts. He runs like a furnace, Flurry chuckled internally. It became much less of a joke as they sat together enjoying their pizza and movie. She was glad she had put on tank top herself under the long sleeve.

Flurry found herself smiling, not just from the movie, but from how comfortable she was snuggling with her father, leaning her head on his chest. She didn’t even mind when he laughed; she found the vibrating noise in his chest pleasant, along with his heartbeat. It made her feel safe. No wonder mom’s always on him like this.

A few times she spotted her dad looking at her, which she didn’t give much thought to, assuming he was just being a big softy, happy to be spending time with her. Which wasn’t wrong, but also wasn’t the whole picture.

Shining couldn’t help but notice after Flurry took off her long sleeve that she wasn’t wearing a bra under her tank top. His fatherly instincts wanted to half joke half warn that she better not be going out in public without a bra. But those instincts faltered as he kept looking at her.

He couldn’t help but admire the beautiful young mare his daughter had become. Much like her mother. And that thought made him remember how Cadance’s clothes would gradually come off from being so close to him for so long. He couldn’t blame either of them, with how hot his body tended to get. He was actually feeling a bit warmer than usual. He couldn’t bring himself to tell her to cover up her attractive self and suffer the heat.

At the very least she wasn’t removing anything else. For some reason, he didn’t question why that thought didn’t make him shiver uneasily as it probably should.

Once the movie finished, Flurry volunteered to clean up the plates and cups, quickly downing the last of her and Shining’s cider. If his had more than the very bottom, he would’ve playfully scolded her rather than chuckle and thank her.

“Goodnight, dad” Flurry said as she hugged her father, using her magic to levitate the small handful of dishes. “This was fun.”

“Goodnight, Flurry” Shining said as he hugged her back a bit firmer than usual. “Thanks for indulging your old man.”

“My pleasure” she responded before heading for the kitchen.

Shining found himself smiling lovingly at her as she walked away. And then once again admiring her, his eyes tracing up her body, taking in her figure. She’s as beautiful as her mother. He went to bed thinking about how lucky he was to have two beautiful mares in his life.

In his sleep, the stallion began to stir. And growl.

Flurry awoke with a gasp as she heard something clatter. Aw, come on! she thought as her mind started to clear and she lightly smacked the pillow she had been hugging rather closely. Me and ripped dream stallion were just getting hot and heavy! she mentally whined.

Wind probably knocked a bowl over or something. Sometimes I hate that we live in blizzard central, she thought as she drowsily made her way to the kitchen. She was ten feet away from the open doorway when some tupperware suddenly flew out of it, startling her as it made plastic clattering noises. What the hell? she wondered, now fully awake.

Her confusion only grew as she got closer and started to hear another noise. A continuous, organic sounding one. As she slowly approached and peeked her head into the doorway, she saw a shadow moving on the floor that seemed to belong to something hairy. Then she realized it was growling she was hearing, right before her eyes followed the shadow to the fridge.

And there was no mistaking what was in her house, not after seeing the canine legs and hulking body they were attached to covered in wood that was partially lit by the refrigerator’s light. Said light also revealing numerous plates and containers torn apart and mostly relieved of the food they had held.

Holy shit! How did a timberwolf get in here?! she wondered to herself as she hid behind the wall, outside the kitchen. Why is it here?! It should have animals to prey on in the wild, the mooch! Maybe it followed dad’s scent and managed to sneak past the guards. Well, I’m not gonna let it take another bite out of him. Time for some payback.

Flurry may have slacked off in her father’s physical combat training as a teen, but she still maintained her magic combat skills. At least, to a better degree. And it was just one timberwolf, if a rather large one. No contest.

“Hey! Walking termite buffet!” Flurry shouted at the beast as she jumped into the kitchen. It paused it’s ravenous eating and looked back from under its foreleg, it’s glowing green eyes the most visible thing about its mostly shadowed face.

“Get out of my castle!” she declared as she charged her horn and fired a magic blast immediately after speaking. But the beast was ready. It quickly backed away from the fridge, causing the blast to hit the bottom of the appliance. “Aw, damn it! I got a clean that scorch mark, now! You! Stay still so I can turn you into firewood!” she demanded as she shot off more blasts.

But damn if the beast wasn’t quick. And resourceful. It managed to evade almost every shot. And the ones it didn’t simply hit the chairs and table it used as cover.

“No way! You guys are supposed to be easy! Gotcha!” Flurry yelled as the timberwolf finally got in the open again. She fired off a shot bigger than all the others and grinned, positive that she’d won.

And then the timberwolf leapt at her, and batted a chair in front of itself. The chair exploded into debris that Flurry shielded herself from with her arms. “How the-?” she began to say as she lowered her arms, only to be tackled to the ground. “Ah!”

Flurry looked side to side and saw that her wrists were pinned by two big paws. Then she looked up and beheld the vibrant green eyes of the growling beast that had managed to best her. She shouldn’t have felt as scared as she did, being an alicorn who could easily blast the monster to pieces at such a close range. But that wasn’t really coming to mind as she felt it’s hot breath on her face and neck, saw it’s teeth glisten in the moonlight, and realized it was much bigger than she had thought.

Oh god. I should’ve kept up with dad’s training. Now I’m gonna end up like him. The wolf sniffed her, and it’s growling stopped. It’s pointy teeth parted, and it’s tongue slowly lowered from its mouth. Or worse! Flurry turned her head and clenched her eyes shut, waiting for the teeth to sink in.

They never came. Instead, the beast gave her cheek a two second lick, then leaned back and barked. Happily. “Arf arf!”

Flurry’s eyes shot open, her brow furrowed, and her lips pressed together, incredibly confused. She turned her head back to look at the animal again, now thinking someone’s dog or a stray must’ve gotten into the castle. But she’d never seen a dog this big, and with those eyes.

Then she saw that the moonlight was giving her a different, slightly better view. It must’ve been a timberwolf, because she could see wood on it in addition to the trademark eyes. But she had never heard of any having fur as well. White fur at that.

Maybe an overgrown timberpup? With that white fungus fuzz? Wait, I don’t remember anything about timberwolves having manes made of leaves. Let alone blue leaves. Wait, blue??? Large form, white fur, blue mane, expert dodging of magic blasts. It couldn’t be!

Flurry ignited her horn and switched on the kitchen lights, and beheld something even more shocking than she had thought earlier.

“Dad?!”

The partially wooden canine titled his head and made a questioning noise.

“…Shining Armor?” Flurry tried.

“Arf arf!” Shining barked happily before starting to lick her face again.

“Pff pff! Dad! Ha ha! Shining! Stop! Shining stop! Down!” Flurry said more sternly as she slid out from under him and stood up.

Shining Armor obeyed, backing off and sitting before her, panting happily. Even on his rump he was still quite big. Bigger than usual, Flurry noticed.

“Good boy” she said as she stepped forward and began petting his head, which he enjoyed. “Wait, what am I doing?! My dad’s a fucking timberwolf!” she exclaimed, shaking her head, stepping back, and gesturing to him.

Shining Armor simply titled his head in confusion again, his tail still wagging. Speaking of, Flurry took full stock of his new form, seeing that the hair of both his mane and tail was now blue leaves. And he had patches of wood on his body, mainly along his collarbone, around his wrists, and two lines down the edges of his back. Other than that, the rest of him looked like a non-timber werewolf version of him.

“Or a…timber-werewolf, I guess?” Flurry surmised as she began to imitate her father, her own head tilted in confusion. She continued looking at him, her mind trying its hardest to process this. A minute later, she couldn’t help but notice something about his torso.

“Why do you still have nice pecs and abs?!”

After some necessary clean up and magical repairs for their brief scuffle, and luring her father to the living room, Flurry went to the castle’s personal library. “Ah! Here we go!” she exclaimed as she finally found the book she was looking for. Beasts of Equestria for Dummies. She turned to the table of contents, found the supernatural section, and subsequently the subsection on werewolves.

“Let’s see. Causes, handling, treatment” she read aloud as she skimmed the pages. “Variants. That should have something. I hope” she said with a hint of worry as she looked in the direction of the living room, where she had lead her bestial father to with some food and locked him in. “There! Timber-Werewolf!”

Apparently timber-werewolves were a rare, lesser known variant, caused either by a spell/curse or being bitten by a timberwolf. “Well that’s an easy one to determine” Flurry commented as she imagined her father being swarmed by the beasts.

“The wild magic that gives them life turns their sap into a venom? But it’s so weak that the bitten pony needs to stay close to the biter for the venom to cause, pain, nausea, and partial paralysis. Good thing dad destroyed them all. But then how…? Oh.” The wild magic is still persistent, so the sap turns the pony into a timber-werewolf without the biter near by.

“Cure: none?! So my dad is stuck like thi-?” The wild magic’s weakness makes the transformation temporary and the personality change more akin to a friendly dog, so no cure has been deemed necessary to make. “Oh.”

Flurry continued reading, learning that the amount of nights the pony will transform is dependent on how much venom got in their body. Shining Armor had a tendency to exaggerate battles, but with how many bites and scratches he had, it probably wasn’t much this time.

The afflicted pony would be very unlikely to remember their time being transformed, and without clear evidence or being informed, they may not even learn about it. The longest recorded case was ten days from an attempted timberwolf hunter, who quit after said days. He was unable to confirm how many timberwolves bit him or how many times he was bit, besides many. So figuring out how many days Shining Armor had was likely not going to happen.

And then she read a rather interesting thing about timber-werewolves.

They have two main priorities, the first being food. Any pony dealing with one would do well to stock up, lest the afflicted pony turn to animals in the wild or on farms. This wasn’t ideal, as Shining Armor had appeared to already clear out most of the food they had in the fridge, and what was left she had used to lure him to the living room.

But it was the second priority that made Flurry’s eyes bug out. The one that would distract them from food. A mate.

Should a timber-werewolf find itself without food and/or without its hunger satiated, they will seek out a mate. Typically they go for their actual romantic and/or sexual partner, but a few recorded instances show they may also turn to somepony else they’ve been attracted to. In one instance, it appeared the affected pony couldn’t tell the difference between their partner, a friend, or a family member of adult age (in this instance, a cousin).

If they are unable to acquire a mate, they will turn back to searching for food, but become aggressive. This was when timber-werewolves were most dangerous and destructive, usually raiding stores or livestock, and likely to injure anyone that got in their way.

“We don’t have any farms, but we do have a lot of stores. I can’t risk dad getting out and eating somepony’s livelihood, or hurting somepony in the process. Wait…” She ran her index finger along the words of the book until she found what she was looking for.

Of the small handful of recorded cases, only a few were unicorns. It seems due to their beastial nature, they don’t consider using their magic for more than a few instances for simple things, such as obtaining food out of their reach. As such, the extent of their ability to perform complex spells in this state has not been determined.

Flurry looked up from the book to the direction of the living room. She marked the section and left the book behind. She unlocked and very slowly opened the living room door enough to peek inside, and saw her father enjoying the food she had lured him with, his back turned to her. He seemed to have gathered what he wanted most near himself.

When he finished what he was eating, he looked to the nearest item, and that’s when Flurry acted. She put up a small dome shield around her father, which he bumped into has he moved toward the food. He released a confused canine noise as he looked around at the shield. He refocused on the food, and ignited his horn.

Shining Armor traced the tip of his horn up the wall of the shield, and the magic split as if being cut open before disappearing. He started enthusiastically eating the food item.

Shit. Looks like the book is gonna need an amendment, Flurry thought as she closed the door and leaned against it, biting her index finger. We’re about to run out of food, I don’t have access to funds to buy more, thanks, mom and dad, and restraining him is basically pointless. Which means the only way to distract him to keep him here…

Fuck! I can’t even go look for an escort! Never mind how late it is, I can’t risk this getting out at all. Anyone would freak and spill, not just to cause drama, but out of concern. The citizens will question if dad is safe or capable of still ruling. They may not even believe he’s fine when the transformations run their course.

I could call mom, she’d for sure drop the meeting and come back. But I bet the yaks wouldn’t be too happy about it. And this problem is only temporary. I can’t pull mom away from important royal business for something that’ll solve itself eventually.

Flurry tried to think of anything else, but she kept coming to the same conclusions. And the whole time, the book’s text kept intruding on her thoughts. …couldn’t tell the difference between their partner, a friend, or a family member of adult age…

Flurry turned around and stared at the living room door, thinking about her father beyond it. Worrying imagery of worst case scanrios went through her mind, before being replaced with ~~intriguing~~ shameful images of what she could do to ensure those things wouldn’t happen. She stood there contemplating for a handful of minutes before coming to a decision, and realizing she had released her finger and was now biting her lip. And that her thighs had been rubbing together.

“Well…shit. I thought I was gonna be at least in my mid twenties before I had to start hiding sketchy things and doing shameful stuff for the good of the City.”

After reading through the info a second time to make sure she got everything, Flurry reached for the key and handle.

And very figuratively

Shining Armor released a whine as he lay on the crystal floor, his ears drooped, bored and slightly sad about Flurry’s absence. Her imminent return was all that kept him from pacing the room anxiously.

His ears perked up and he raised his head alertly as he heard the door being unlocked and opened. He quickly stood up with an excited expression and wagging tail as he saw Flurry enter. “Arf arf!”

“Easy, boy. Sit” Flurry said sternly as she saw him preparing to charge at here. He obeyed her command, panting and tail wagging excitedly as she got closer. She took a deep breath and slowly let it out before climbing onto the nearby couch. “Come on, Shining Armor. Up” she said as she patted the space next to her.

“If I’m going through with this, then I’ll start it.” She tentatively leaned toward her wooden canine father while still scratching his ear, and puckered her lips. She paused and pulled back slightly, still a bit hesitant. The worst case scenarios flashed in her head again. Come on, Flurry. You can do this. For the good of the City.

She leaned in again and gave him a simple kiss on the cheek. This made him freeze and look at her. She did it again, closer to the edge if his mouth. And then again, this time on the edge. His tail started wagging again. He’s not lunging at me. Good. Let’s see if he can stay tame the whole time.

A few more kisses later, and their lips finally met. Flurry hummed in amusement, tasting something very close to maple syrup. This helped ease the tension she felt, and she resumed kissing him. Surprisingly, it seemed Shining Armor could still adjust his lips to kiss properly in spite of his wolf snout. And not just properly, but well.

Flurry slowly closed her eyes as her and her father continued kissing in a way that felt oddly natural. Her eyes snapped open and she gasped through her nose when she felt five points trailing on her cheek. She soon realized, to her relief, that Shining Armor was merely cupping her cheek. She looked at her transformed father, whose eyes were now also closed.

With his surprisingly gentle touch, and his not at all forceful kisses, she managed to look past his new appearance, and could see his true self within her mind. Her loving, protective father, who would never hurt her.

She was surprised yet again when his tongue met her lips and quickly pushed past them to enter her mouth. She didn’t know if she had gotten caught up in the moment or if his tongue had just been that strong. The way it started to move in her mouth triggered memories of some ~~excitingly~~ shamefully taboo dreams, in which he kissed her very much like this. With one key difference.

Her dreams couldn’t begin to live up to the real thing.

His tongue explored every inch of her mouth, licking the insides of her cheeks, trailing against her teeth, lapping at the roof of her mouth, and wiggling against her tongue. And it was so long and thick. No doubt a result of him being part wolf.

Flurry had plenty of make out sessions under her belt from dates and short lived relationships. They were child’s play compared to this. She closed her eyes and brought her hands up to his face, reciprocating his actions as best she could. Not to beat, or even match them, but to not be the only one receiving.

“Hmm. Hm hm” she hummed in amusement, tasting all the food he had eaten. It weirdly wasn’t so gross. Especially since he appeared to have eaten the dessert last.

“Wow” she said as they broke for air. “I wasn’t expecting you to be this good of a kisser as a wolf, or at all, daddy” she quickly added, more for herself than her father.

Shining Armor made a noise of curiosity while tilting his head.

“Oh. Right. Shining Armor, I mean.”

He made another noise, but this one seemed to be of disapproval. The expression he made all but confirmed it.

“Wait, you didn’t like it that time? And you didn’t mind as much when I called you daddy?”

“Arf!” he barked happily.

“What about dad?”

Another disapproving noise, though not as much as when she called him his proper name.

“Huh. Looks like we found your favorite. Daddy.” He barked again and gave her a slow lick on her cheek in response, making her giggle. “Good to know.”

Then he surprised her by moving to her neck and started kissing it.

“Oh. Heh. Daddy, that tickles.” He threw in a few licks. “Ooh. In a…really nice way.” He leaned forward, making her lean back until she was lying on the couch. She tilted her head on instinct, giving him better access. He nipped and nibbled her carefully, making sure not to hurt her. “Mm. Really really nice.”

Flurry’s eyes wandered down to her father’s torso, still amazed that he was allowed to keep his chiseled figure as a timber-werewolf. Not only that, she could swear it was even more defined as she saw it expanding and retracting with his breathing.

“Damn. I can’t believe you still have all that. That you still look so hot, daddy.”

Shining Armor emitted a low growl of approval, apparently having enough semblance of himself to understand the compliment. Or at least that he was being complimented. The vibration tickled Flurry’s neck pleasantly even more.

“Mm hm hmm. I like how that felt, daddy” Flurry moaned as she moved her hands to feel up her father’s torso. He growled even more, prompting Flurry to rub her hands up and down his pecs and abs, which caused even more growls. She traced her fingers along every line, rubbed every muscle. He was like a living statue.

And then another impressive aspect of his began to appear.

“Whoa!” she exclaimed a bit louder than she intended as she saw his penis begin to come out of its sheath. “I knew I was gonna be seeing it, but I still wasn’t prepared for it. It’s still going!”

Flurry was ~~sad~~ glad that she had never caught even a glimpse of her father’s erect penis, but she had to admit it wasn’t as traumatizing as she thought it could be. It was more fascinating, especially in this circumstance.

“The book said you were gonna need to be relieved at least a couple times. I guess we should get one over with” she said, convincing herself that she had said so with a hint of nervousness rather than excitement.

“Daddy, stop” she said plainly, which thankfully worked. She pushed against his chest while using her other hand to scratch behind his ear. This allowed her to guide him in putting himself on his back. “Good boy. Now, let’s take a closer…look at this…thing…” she trailed off as she started to stare.

She wasn’t surprised by its length or girth thanks to some embarrassing moments where she caught her parents in the middle of making out and spotting a noticeable outline in his pants. But she hadn’t considered that it would’ve been changed by the curse to be like a canine’s. Although it wasn’t exactly the same. It did end in a point like one, but it still had a stallion’s medial ring, and it had some bumps along the bottom.

“Ahem” Flurry cleared her throat as a scent entered her nostrils. This was due to it being unexpected, rather than unpleasant. On the contrary. She found herself intentionally taking a quick whiff, rapidly blinking her eyes in surprise at how good she found it to be.

“Wow. I guess that’s your…natural musk. Except…” She had smelled his musk before, after he worked up a sweat from working out and hugged her to annoy her. It had caused a light bit of shameful arousal, but this time she felt more arousal than shame. She surmised that it had been changed by the curse as well, now a stallion/wolf mix. It was… “Better.”

She reached out a hand and wrapped her fingers around his cock. Her thumb was half an inch away from meeting her middle finger. She leaned forward and gave it a deep whiff, sending an amazing feeling to her brain and loins. Her eyes rolled back and her mouth hung open, her tongue lolling out. “So much better.”

A questioning whine from Shining Armor snapped her out of her daze.

“Huh? Oh. Sorry about that. Don’t wanna leave you hanging. Though, you’re not exactly hanging right now, are you?” she asked rhetorically as she gave his erection a brief stroke up and down.

“Y’know…the book did say it could be pretty bad if you’re not fully satisfied. And that it would take a lot to satisfy you. And a lot of guys I’ve hooked up with typically wanted me to do more than just jerk them off. So…it’d probably be on the safer side if I…” she rationalized as she started inching her face closer to his member. “Sucked you off.”

Shining Armor started panting with a happy expression, while his tail started wagging. Flurry had to avoid looking at his face, and the way he was curling his arms like a dog, as the sight of it was both adorable and funny.

“Just so you don’t go on a crazy mauling spree, of course” she quickly added for herself.

Flurry licked her lips and closed the little distance between her and her father’s dick, sticking her tongue out and giving it a slow lick from the base to the tip. This coaxed the first little glob of pre out, which Flurry’s tongue caught a bit of as she finished the lick and pulled back.

Flurry went wide eyed, her tongue still sticking out as her taste buds processed the taste of the pre. She slowly pulled into her mouth and slowly ran her tongue along her teeth and inner cheeks, before swallowing. She remained still for a beat, then lunged forward and eagerly began licking every inch of Shining’s cock that she could.

“Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah” she vocalized as she licked him, desperately trying to coax out as much of his pre as she could. Shining Armor meanwhile simply laid his head back and panted happily and rapidly, his tongue lolling out the side of his mouth. Once enough pre came out to start trailing down, Flurry stopped licking to capture his tip in her mouth and swirl her tongue around it, licking up the delicious fluid. “Holy shit” she breathed. “Pre has never tasted bad, but it’s never tasted that good. Not even good, this is amazing!” she exclaimed before she started licking again.

After a few more instances of repeating the process, Flurry realized it would be much better to start sucking. This way she could get the pre directly with every move upward. With her father’s cock sufficiently lubricated by her saliva, it was easy for her to descend after wrapping her lips around the tip. She soon realized that if she applied pressure to the bumps on the underside, more pre was coaxed out.

When she felt her hand getting wet, Flurry realized she was still holding the base of it. She hadn’t taken in his entire length. He needs full satisfaction! She removed her hand and braced herself for her next descent. She plunged down, gagging as his cock went past her mouth and into her throat. Luckily, she had practiced deepthroating with her dildos, and it was finally gonna pay off.

It was exhilarating enough to get to try deepthroating on a real cock, but the big whiff of his musk she got when catching her breath? It aroused her greatly.

“Ssslk, mgh! Ssslk, mgh!” her mouth made a slicking sound as she pulled up halfway before plunging back down, her gagging lessening as she became more accustomed to the feeling. Her pace soon quickened, and she was deepthroating her father like an up and coming pro. “Sslkmgh sslkmgh sslkmgh sslkmgh sslkmgh.”

Shining Armor’s panting became lower and guttural, closer to low growling, but still content. Soon, his hips started to jerk in excitement, and his clawed hands instinctually moved to Flurry’s head.

Were she not so distracted, Flurry would’ve been surprised by how gentle her father was holding her head. Almost like he was silently asking her to keep going rather than taking control and making her go faster and harder. Not that he would’ve needed to.

The second she felt his hands on her head, Flurry increased her speed. The sound of her wet sucking and slurping permeated the room, as well as her rapid gagging. “Gug gug gug gug gug gug gug gug!” His panting became shorter, and the growling louder. She could tell he was about to cum. Go ahead! Do it, daddy! Shoot your cum down my throat! she exclaimed in her mind right before she grabbed hold of his flanks and pulled herself down, completely hilting his cock, and staying there.

“Grrrr! Aaaaaaawhooooooooo!” Shining Armor reared his head back and howled ecstatically as he thrust his hips upward and shot rope after rope of his cum directly down Flurry’s throat. His hold on her head became firmer, but still not enough to seem aggressive.

Flurry’s eyes widened at the first shot, surprised at just how much managed to come out. Much more compared to even three shots worth from the young stallions she had sucked off before. Then she quickly realized she should start swallowing, lest she choke, or drown.

Getting only a partial taste on the back of her tongue made her act quick in pulling back, so her whole tongue could get it. His pre had already tasted amazing, but his cum? It could be addicting. “Mm! Mm! MM!” she moaned as she forcefully stroked his dick’s underside with her tongue, trying to get as much of it out as possible. Even after swallowing every bit and he stopped shooting, she continued for an extra minute, just in case he could give any more.

Once it was clear there was no more to swallow, she slowly pulled off of him with a slurp, before swirling her tongue around her mouth to collect any straggling amount for a final swallow. It was then she finally took note of her father’s state.

He was taking deep breaths, his tongue lolling out of his mouth, a satisfied expression on his canine face, and his tail was wagging. She hadn’t even noticed when he took his hands off her head. She giggled at the sight before crawling up beside him.

“Wow, daddy. I’ve had some fun with blowjobs, and had some decent tasting cum, but that was something else” she said to him as he continued panting. With how much fun she’d had, and the guarantee that he couldn’t fully understand and likely wouldn’t remember all this, she was completely fine saying such a thing to her own father.

“Thanks…Flurry…”

Flurry pushed herself up by her arms as she looked at him in surprise, a certain part from the book coming to mind. A werewolf may recognize someone with whom they have a strong, emotional connection/attachment. Said individual(s) being friendly or giving service to the werewolf are more likely to be recognized. On very rare occasion, they may even manage to speak a few words.

“Daddy? Do you really recognize me?”

“…Flurry” he said again in a low, growly voice after looking at her for a beat.

“Do you know who exactly I am to you, specifically?”

“…Flurry.”

“Hm. Just making sure.”

“Thanks…Flurry.”

“Heh. You’re very welcome, daddy” she replied before giving him a kiss on the cheek. “I wonder how long your refractory period is while you’re a-“

“Thank Flurry” he cut her off as he leaned forward and licked her cheek slowly.

The action brought an unexpected blush to Flurry’s cheeks. He had done this before, but much more playfully. This time seemed more intimate, if still animalistic. “Y-You’re very welcome, da- whoa!” she exclaimed as she suddenly found herself practically thrown to the opposite side of the couch on her back. With Shining Armor hovering over her.

“Thank Flurry” he repeated before he started kissing her collarbone. And then her chest above her breasts. And then her breasts, throwing in a few licks.

“Oh! I think I get it, now. You want thank, ooh that felt good” she said after he swirled his tongue around one of her nipples. “You want to thank me.” She considered saying he didn’t need to, until she realized he wasn’t stopping his downward travel. That and his licks and kisses, as well as his claws gently tracing down her sides, were sending small jolts of arousal down to his apparent destination.

“Well…I don’t wanna be rude. And however much time you spend thanking me is more time spent letting you recover and get ready for your next relief session” she reasoned. She giggled when he kissed her stomach, unintentionally tickling her. “Daddy, that tickles!”

And then he kissed her waist, sending down another jolt of arousal.

“Oh. That tickled in a different but very good way” she said with interest as she rotated her hips. She almost giggled when she saw him moving his head in tandem with her rotation. Her amusement went away when he gave a very big sniff right above her marehood. She could actually feel the air brushing against it as he inhaled.

“Flurry…smell…good.”

“Th-Thanks, daddy” she replied, blushing once more.

“Shining…taste?”

Her head shot up in surprise while her cheeks burned red. Did he just…ask for my consent?! Wow. I knew some of his personality could bleed through, but even his gentlecolt side? “Yes! Ahem…yes. Shi- Daddy can taste” she corrected herself. She didn’t want to risk him being put off, even if he was referring to himself by his own name.

Flurry felt chills travel up her whole body as her father gingerly traced his claws down her flanks to her thighs, and slowly pulled them open. She wasn’t prepared for how quick his next move was. He lunged his head forward, sticking out his tongue and firmly planting it on her marehood before slowly drawing it upward.

“HA hah!” Flurry exclaimed at the feeling that was much more pleasurable than she anticipated. It made her throw her head back against the arm rest, and her eyes roll back. “Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ahhhhhhh fuck!” she exclaimed through his lick, her hips moving with it to try and prolong it as much as possible. Her rump audibly dropped back down when his tongue disconnected.

“Hah. Hah. Hah” she panted in surprise. And I thought it was good at kissing!

“Shining…have…more?” he asked, though it was close to sounding like a statement. As if he knew she’d allow it, or he was simply going to do it whether she said yes or no. It was his lucky night.

“Yes! Daddy can have more, and more, and more! Daddy can have all!” she exclaimed into the air, missing his mischievous looking grin of approval. He surprised her once again by grabbing her flanks and shoving his face into her marehood, lapping at her like he’d been thirsty for some time.

“Ah ha! Oh fuck yes! Lick my pussy, daddy! No one’s ever licked me like that before.” It wasn’t enough how firmly and quickly he was licking her, but he was also breathing through his nose, sending hot air at her clit, making it wink.

He tightened his grip on her flanks, his claws lightly digging into the flesh, causing small points of pain. Thankfully they were so small that they managed to blend well with the pleasure.

“Hmm” Flurry moaned in disappointment when he drew back, “Daddy. Why’d you stop?” she whined as she reached a hand forward for his head to try and pull him back in. It jolted back a bit and froze when he started licking her clit. Her eyes nearly popped out of her head with pinprick pupils, and her mouth was in a large open smile.

“ah! ah!” she squeaked at the surges of pleasure she had never felt before. She had played with her own clit before, but usually when she was right on the edge of orgasm. And here her father was, firmly licking it when she wasn’t even halfway there. “oh fuck! oh fuck! oh FUCK!” she squeaked, the tidal waves of pleasure crashing down on her without mercy.

Shining Armored stopped licking, and then shoved his tongue in her before she could even protest. As he firmly lapped at her inner walls, he moved one of his paws to start furiously rubbing her clit with his thumb. The claw of it traced along the flesh around her clit, adding an exquisite tingle to the pleasure. Flurry’s legs wrapped around her father’s head, locking at the ankles, pushing on him, ensuring he couldn’t pull away.

“Don’t stop! Don’t stop! Eat me out! Rub my clit! I’m getting so close!” she cried in ecstasy. “Big one! It’s gonna be a big one! Fuck, daddy, yes! Yes! Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes! Ye-! AH! AH! AHHHHHHHH HA HAAAAAA! NYES! AH!” Flurry cried into the air as she came, her juices squirting directly into the her father’s mouth in large amount. She grabbed hold of his head, holding it in place as she rocked her pussy against his face.

Shining Armor had no complaints about his head being held. He was glad about it in fact. It allowed him to collect as much of Flurry’s juices as he possibly could. Once the squirts became tiny, he set to lapping up all of what remained, giving Flurry some aftershock pleasure.

“Ah ha ha ha haaaah. Hah” she shuddered contently. She was relieved and slightly disappointed when her father finally stopped licking her. She wasn’t sure she could take much more of it.

Shining Armor looked up at Flurry while licking away any leftover juice around his muzzle. “Flurry…taste…delicious.”

“Thanks, daddy” Flurry replied with a breathy chuckle. “Holy…shit. That was just your oral. I can’t imagine what you can do with that dick! Heh, besides help create an alicorn.”

“Flurry…try…dick?”

She had to suppress a chuckle at the wording of the question. This question she would’ve probably said no to with only a very quick moment of hesitation. But after seeing, feeling, smelling, and tasting it, and getting the best oral she’d ever had from its owner…

“Give me a moment to catch my breath. And kiss me some more?”

Shining Armor crawled up, Flurry placing her hands on his face before they started to gingerly kiss. She occasionally released small moans. She brought a leg up to stroke his side, though only once, as it still needed some rest. She prodded his lips with her tongue and inhaled sharply when she was once again met by his long, thick one.

She wrapped her arms around his neck, deepening the kiss, and felt a surge of excitement when she felt his hard to miss erection pressing against her stomach. She started wriggling beneath him to rub it, get him excited, and it worked.

“grrr. grrr” he started to lowly growl through their kiss as she rubbed against him. If she had looked to the side, she would’ve seen his tail wagging.

After a few minutes that felt like a blissful hour, she pushed on his chest to make him pull away. “Now” she whispered with a nod.

Shining Armor released another low growl before shifting backward and lining himself up with her pussy. Flurry looked at him when he didn’t go for it. “Flurry…sure?”

Flurry’s eyes softened, touched that her father was still being considerate. She raised her arms, grabbed hold of the arm rest, and spread her legs. “I’m sure. I want you to fuck me, daddy.”

In just a split second, Shining Armor’s attitude changed. He smiled as he panted, his tail wagging. He hooked his clawed hands under her thighs, double checked his alignment, and gave a forceful thrust.

Flurry’s eyes became pinpricks and she released a very loud gasp as her father turned timber-werewolf shoved his entire length inside her with one quick motion. She was assaulted with immense pleasure she had never felt before. Maybe because she had never felt so filled before. He was the longest and the thickest she had ever had inside her.

“Ho. Ly. Shit! Oof!” she exclaimed as she tried to catch her breath.

“Flurry…okay?” Shining Armor asked with a concerned expression.

“Yeah. I just…ooh…was surprised is all” she replied as she placed a hand on his stomach, just in case he had any more to try and shove into her, which she wasn’t sure she could take. “Just…go slow and gentle…for now. Please, daddy?” she requested with a cutesy tone.

“Okay” he replied in a low, deep voice that was downright sexy. He ever so slowly began to pull out, giving Flurry lesser but still powerful pulses of pleasure.

“Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah” she gasped with each inch that came out of her, every proceeding one making her miss his full presence more and more. “Don’t pull out.” He obeyed, stopping when just his tip remained. After a few beats and breaths, she gave him a nod. “Go ahead.”

Faster than when he was pulling out, but still slow, Shining pushed himself inch by inch back into his daughter’s pussy. He went all the way, until their hips met.

“Mmmm” Flurry moaned when they connected, then sighed contently when he pulled back. “Ahhhh.

“Mmmm. Ahhhh. Mmmm. Ahhhh. Mm, daddy.”

“Flurry…like?”

“Flurry love! Ah, it feels so good, daddy. How does it feel for you?”

“Daddy…love. Flurry…pussy…amazing.”

“Thank you, daddy. Hehe” she replied with a giggle. “You can go a little faster.”

Shining Armor growled in approval and started doing just that, their hips making contact becoming just the tiniest bit audible.

“Ah, that’s it. That’s a good pace, daddy.”

Shining panted happily at the comment. And if he needed any further assurance besides the moans and coos, Flurry’s pussy gave it. It seemed to get warmer and wetter as he kept going. It would constrict when he pulled back, conforming to his shape, and loosened when he entered to allow easier access. He was without a doubt satisfying his current mate, which made him happier.

Flurry was in heaven. She had only had sex a handful of times with a few partners, and pleasured herself even more times with her toys or her magic shaped into a dick. They all paled in comparison to her father. It was like he knew exactly how to move to give her the most pleasure possible. Granted, he filled her out so much he was probably hitting every spot.

The tiny voice in her head telling her this was wrong had become so small, it may as well not even be there. Overpowering it was a much louder voice shouting that this was the best dick she had ever gotten, and he wasn’t even going that fast.

“Faster, daddy.” He obeyed, quickening his pace, for about two strokes before she spoke again. “Faster!”

Two more strokes.

“Faster!”

Another two.

“Faster and harder!”

The contact of their hips was now audible and rapid.

smack smack smack smack

Shining Armor was panting rapidly and very happily as he hammered into his daughter. His enlarged balls slapped against her ass, catching her liquid arousal, which made them tingle, spurring him on further.

“Oh daddy, yes! Yes! Just like that!” Flurry exclaimed into the air, still bracing herself on the couch’s armrest. She couldn’t take keeping her legs open anymore. So she wrapped them around her father’s waist, hooking her ankles above his tail. “Your dick is so fucking good! Don’t you dare stop! Kiss me!”

Flurry didn’t wait for Shining to answer. She moved one of her hands from the arm rest and put it on the back of his neck to pull him down into the kiss. “Mm! Mm! Ahhhh lalala. Mm!” she moaned and sighed as she played with his tongue.

“Hah hah hah hah” Shining Armor panted through their sloppy, open mouthed kiss, his hot breath warming up her torso more than it already was. As this happened, his eyes flashed timberwolf green for an instant. He wanted her, even more so than he was having her right now. They needed to connect on a different and deeper level.

And Flurry began to feel the same.

“Mmmuah. Hah ha” Flurry chuckled lecherously as she broke the kiss, keeping her tongue hanging out. A string of saliva kept it and her father’s connected. “This is, mm, usually my favorite position. But I kinda wanna, ooh, try something else. Don’t sto- I mean, stop” she corrected herself as she placed a hand against his abs to convey the command. As much as she hated doing so, it was necessary for the change. “Let me…change position. I think you’ll like it.”

Shining Armor tilted his head inquisitively as he withdrew from Flurry. Then his head and ears perked up when Flurry turned over onto her hands and knees, and his tail wagged the fastest it would that night.

“Woof woof, daddy” Flurry said while looking at her father over her shoulder. She didn’t need to wag her behind and fan her marehood with her tail, but she wanted to. So she did.

The sight looked so inviting, and so natural. Shining Armor didn’t hesitate. He shot forward, even though there was barely any space between them, roughly grabbed his daughter by her ass cheeks, and pulled himself forward, once again impaling Flurry Heart to his base.

“Ah ha!” she exclaimed, tilting her head back, her eyes wide. “Nyes! Nyes! Fast and hard again! Fast and hard again, daddy!” Shining Armor gladly obliged, pulling back slightly, then slamming back into his daughter’s pussy, resuming his pace and force from before. “Yes! Just like that! Oh, your balls are slapping my clit. Maybe that’s why it feels even better!”

“Grrrr. Grrrr” Shining Armor began to growl in a more cocky satisfied manner, flashing a big toothy grin that Flurry of course couldn’t see. He was feeling a sense of pride at this sexual conquest, which was strengthened by Flurry’s sounds of pleasure. And he wanted to enhance both.

Shining Armor carefully slid his hands from Flurry’s ass, up her sides, allowing himself to descend forward. He gently lowered himself onto her back and slid his hands to her breasts, massaging them and using his index claws to play with the nipples. Not once did he stop thrusting.

“Ooh, daddy” Flurry moaned. “I love how you’re playing with my tits. And your fur is so soft. And your growling makes you vibrate on my back. It’s such a fun little tickle. Oh! Ooh! And I love the way you’re nibbling my neck.”

To him, the nibbling was more of a question. About whether she was open to being his permanent mate. Who would carry his litter. And her last statement gave Shining Armor’s new primal instincts just what they were looking for.

Approval.

Shining Armor stopped massaging Flurry’s breasts, instead grabbing them roughly, his claws slightly sinking into them. She didn’t mind, as the pain was either drowned out by the pleasure, or mixed with it. He paused his thrusting to slowly pull out halfway, and stopped his nibbling to pull back and open his maw wide. And before Flurry could ask why, he simultaneously bit down on her collar and slammed back into her, jackhammering her at a speed she’d never even tried with her toys or magic.

Flurry was certain she had died and gone to heaven. She didn’t even feel any pain from her father’s bite, only pure pleasure, which was tripled by how fast he was slamming into her.

“Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuck! Yes! Don’t stop! Daddy, don’t stop! I’ve never experienced anything like this before! I’m close! I’m so close! Please make me cum! Please make me cum! I’ll do anything! I’ll suck you off again! I’ll let you fuck me again! As a werewolf OR a pony! As long as you make me cum! I’ll let you knock me up!”

He didn’t need to hear anymore. He released his teeth from her and licked at the very small punctures, barely deep enough to bleed. They quickly healed and any trace of them faded away, but the two of them would be able to see them as glowing marks, for that’s what he had done. Shining Armor had marked his daughter. She was forever his mate.

They would both be incredibly attracted to each other, even after Shining’s time as a timber-werewolf. And they would feel the need to mate, and breed, and would satisfy these needs. Like right now.

Flurry Heart was right on the edge, and he could tell, thanks to his mark. So it was time for him to stop holding back. He bit down on her in the same spot, but not as roughly. The result was a wave of soothing pleasure coursing through Flurry’s body, causing her to relax as much as he needed.

He paused his thrusts for the last time with an extended pullback, stopping right before before his tip could leave her. And he slammed back into her completely, the hardest he ever would that night, and started pumping rope after rope of his seed into her.

“GRRR! GRRR! GRRR!”

The slam and her father’s gushing cum finally pushed her over the edge, and Flurry was wracked with the greatest orgasm she had ever felt up to that point.

“AH! AH! AH! OH FUCK! YES! CUM INSIDE ME! I’VE NEVER CUM LIKE THIS BEFORE! IT’S NEVER ENDING! AH! I NEED TO FEEL IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! I’M YOURS, DADDY!”

Shining Armor stopped cumming, but both he and Flurry had some aftershock jolts before they finally collapsed on the couch together. Flurry was left a panting, drooling mess, her brain fogged over from the pleasure. Shining Armor was just panting, though slowly, his energy fully spent. But there was still the tiniest bit left for cuddling.

He wrapped his arms around his new, permanent mate, and gently licked at her mark spot. She hummed in contentment, angling her head to grant him better access. She finally managed to speak again right before she drifted off into sleep.

“I love you, daddy.”

“Daddy…love…Flurry” he replied before also dozing off.

A handful of hours later, the still sleeping Shining felt compelled to return to his normal wresting place. He got off the couch, half asleep, picked up Flurry and carried her to her bed, gently laying her down and pulling the covers over her. He then proceeded to his own bed, where he fell completely asleep again before reverting to his natural pony form, with no recollection of his time as a beast.

Flurry would awaken the next morning not fully remembering the night’s events either, including certain promises, but still enough. And after inspecting herself, she was glad she had casted that contraception spell on herself before she had attended to her father. Although there was an odd feeling at the back of her mind. Something like regret.

She got herself cleaned up, and cleaned out before heading to the kitchen, where she discovered her father, cooking breakfast with an upbeat attitude. And his arm was without bandages or sling! It didn’t even look like it had been injured. She couldn’t help but stare for a moment. Especially because he was also shirtless.

“Dad?”

“Good morning, my princess!” Shining Armor declared as he quickly stepped over to her and gave her a kiss on the cheek, making her blush. “Mmuah! How did you sleep last night?”

“Um…really good. What’s going on?! You’re making breakfast with both arms! And shirtless?”

“Oh yeah, I was feeling a bit warm. You don’t mind right? I mean, it’s nothing you haven’t seen before. And as for my arm, it’s the darnedest thing! I go to sleep worried I’m gonna sleep on it and feel pain, then I wake up and it’s good as new! Guess your dear old dad can still recover like a young stallion, huh?” Shining asked rhetorically as he curled his healed arm, making his muscles bulge.

Flurry couldn’t help her blush deepening. Not just from the sight of her father’s muscles, but from his cheek kiss reminding her of the lick he gave her last night. The one preceding his offer to repay her oral favor. “Ahem, uh yeah. Guess you can. Even the scratches are gone.” She didn’t ask him to put on a shirt because she wasn’t feeling as embarrassed by it as she was previous times.

Shining Armor felt some pride at getting Flurry flustered with just a flex of his arm. He barely felt odd about this in relation to her being his daughter. In fact, that odd feeling would lessen as the week went on.

The father and daughter spent the rest of the day being a lot more touchy and affectionate with each other than they used to be. And for the night, Flurry would be visited by the beast for another session of mind blowing pleasure. As well as most of the nights for the rest of the week.

And a big appetite

“Hey, how about another movie night?” Shining Armor suggested to his daughter after lunch. “You can pick whatever you want.”

“Really? Ooh! Sleepless in Seaddle!” Flurry replied giddily.

“I would like to submit a royal veto.”

“Veto denied!”

“Aw, I thought you were still in your romcom hating phase!” Shining whined over dramatically while hanging his head back. “Fine. But don’t tell your mother. She’d never forgive us for watching it without her.”

“Yay!” Flurry cheered.

That night, many laughs and aws were had, Flurry doing most of the latter. All the while the father and daughter pair were once again snuggled up together. Eventually they decided to get more comfortable and laid down on the couch, with Flurry on top of Shining. He made a minor protest, given her size, but she was barely as heavy as Cadance, so he allowed it. And it amittedly felt nice.

“I really do wish your mother had been here for this.” Flurry hummed to convey agreement, but there was a hint of unease also. “It always leaves me feeling so romantic” Shining said half jokingly.

“Ugh, then I’m glad she wasn’t here” Flurry replied with snark. “I hate seeing you two get all kissy kissy.”

“Well, I don’t need your mother to do that.”

“What do you-? Ah!” Flurry exclaimed as her father suddenly started peppering her head and horn with ticklish kisses. “Daddy! Cut it out!” she giggled.

“But I gotta get the kissy kissies out!” Shining joked before resuming his onslaught.

“Ha ha! Daddy, no! Stop! Ha ha! Stop!”

“Oh Daddy, yes! Don’t stop! Don’t stop!” Flurry cried out as her transformed father railed her from behind once again. And he was more than happy to oblige her request.

The pair had ended up dozing off on the couch. Flurry awoke from a pleasurable tingling, discovering her father was behind it. He had awoken as a timber-werewolf again, realized he was already with his new mate, and started caressing her in the hopes of waking her up for another session of mating.

Seeing him in his beastial form again, combined with his caressing, Flurry was left more than ready for a repeat of the previous night. She didn’t even take much time for foreplay beyond a few minutes of feverish kissing. After breaking their kiss, she turned herself over, teleported her clothes away, and jutted her rear in the air while flagging her tail. “Woof woof, daddy.”

And he pounced.

“I’m getting close! Harder, daddy! Harder! You can cum inside me again! I love it!”

Fortunately for Flurry, she had been performing contraception spells on herself since before her parents would be advising her to, which she would never tell them. She was so desperate for relief during that time that she cast the spell on herself every morning just in case that would be the day she got it from a stallion and not a toy. It became second nature to the point she almost didn’t notice she did anymore.

The morning post orgasm clarity made her thankful for this second nature. She couldn’t be getting pregnant yet, let alone by her father~~, no matter how much the idea aroused her~~. So her next casting was very much intentional. She felt just as fearless, if not more, than the previous night, fully knowing she was one hundred percent safe.

If only she had read up some more on wild magic. Mainly concerning its perseverance despite the lack of strength. If exposed to wild magic long enough, controlled magic could be dissipated, in some cases rendering specific spells forever unusable in the specific area they were cast.

“Bite me again! Bite me again in the same spot as last night, daddy! Right before you’re about to cum!”

Shining Armor lunged down with a snarl and clamped his teeth where he had already bit his mate, doubling the power of his mark while simultaneously delivering a strong surge of pleasure.

Flurry’s body jerked into a frozen position of surprise, her pupils turning to pinpricks, right before her father slammed into her again and fulfilled her request of his seed, setting off her orgasm.

“Ah! Ah! Oh! Yes!” Flurry cried as her body convulsed with each pump, shooting out a hand to grip the couch arm for support. “Yes! Fill me up again, daddy! It’s so good! So warm!”

Shining Armor growled while still having his mouth closed on her collar, though with no biting pressure, which made Flurry shiver. He released his hold a few minutes later and licked at the mark again, relaxing Flurry into drowsiness, though she was much more aware than the night before.

“I love you, daddy.”

“Daddy love Flurry” he replied much more easily.

This time, Flurry woke up, and levitated her completely knocked out father to his room before retiring to her own. She was almost to her bed when she suddenly remembered the need to clean herself out. She felt a pang of disappointment as she did.

“Aaaaaaarrrrgh” Flurry groaned in pained annoyance as she rubbed at her neck, her head tilted to the side.

“Something wrong, baby girl?” Shining asked with concern, looking up from his paper. Perhaps a bit too much concern.

“It’s nothing” Flurry replied, still rubbing her neck. It didn’t cross her mind that her father had never called her that nickname before. “I think I just slept in a bad position, so now my neck is a little sore.”

“Well we can’t have that” Shining replied as he stood up, folded his paper, and moved behind his chair, patting the top. “Take a seat. I’ll take care of that for you.”

“Oh, that’s okay, daddy. I’ll just do some neck turns and massage it occasionally.”

“Nonsense! I’m practically an expert masseuse with these hands. Your mother hasn’t complained” he replied with a quirk of his brow, wiggling his fingers.

Normally Flurry would object to her father talking about literally handling her mother, but now she just found herself staring at his hands. She had really come to know just how strong and tough, yet gentle they could be. Especially with the way he literally handled her as a timber-werewolf.

“I guess I’ll give it a shot” Flurry acquiesced as she walked to the chair and sat down on it, placing her hands on top of her thighs that were almost entirely exposed by her short shorts. She immediately felt more at ease when she felt her father’s hands on her, gently starting to rub at the base of her neck with his thumbs.

She hummed lightly as the soreness began to fade, though just barely, which spurred Shining on. He started rotating his wrists to make his thumb rubbing more effective, and subconsciously started getting closer to where he had marked her. When Flurry let out a sigh, he made the rotating bigger and put more oomph into it.

“Mm, that feels good, daddy.”

“Good. Now I have four affirmations of my technique.”

“Who else besides mom?”

“Well, I had to practice to get this good, even before I was dating your mother. Your grandma and aunt were all too happy to volunteer.”

“Huh. Guess I should count myself lucky to be getting what’s currently the best. Ssss, ahhhh.”

“Heh, and a fourth one of those too. That means it’s working.”

“I’ll say. I may have to ask for more of these. Mom’s gonna make me jealous.”

“Don’t worry, baby girl. Just ask, and I’ll give you what your mother gets. Like this” he said as he made a firm curving motion right on her mark spot.

“Ah ha!” Flurry gasp exclaimed as a wave of pleasurable (pain) relief and ease swept through her. Her fingers dug into her thighs. “Ooh that’s the spot. Right there, daddy.”

“Oh fuck, daddy! Right there! Right there! That’s the spot!” Flurry cried as her bestial father fucked her against the wall. She had attempted to lock her legs around his waist, but he needed more freedom of movement, so she had to cling to his sides. Not that she was complaining with the force and angle he was achieving. He was hitting her G spot every time.

Shining Armor growled with each thrust like usual, but he seemed to be doing it even harder this time. Something deep down inside told him that it was important he enjoy this. Enjoy it as much as he possible could. As long and hard as he possibly could. And he was listening.

The claws of his hands bore into the crystalline wall until he could actually grip the material in his palms. The ones on his feet dug into the floor, ensuring he could maintain his stance without sliding back. He pulled back his hips until just his tip was inside Flurry, then rammed himself back in as hard as he could without hurting her. He repeated this over and over with no intention of deviating, gaining speed with each thrust until his hips were practically a blur.

Flurry was all but losing her mind.

“Oh FUCK! OH DADDY! YES! YES! YESYESYESYES YES! HARDER! FASTER!” she cried out as she used all her strength to hang on for dear life and pleasure. Each thrust hit her with a stronger wave of pleasure overtaking her mind. “The best one! This is the absolute best one we’ve ever had! I don’t know how I haven’t cum yet!”

Shining Armor knew, on some level. Mating marks already formed a strong link between partners, but the repeat markings she requested he perform strengthened that link tenfold. She hadn’t cum because he hadn’t yet, and he wasn’t ready to. But he soon would be. And then they would cum for each other together.

“Whoa!” Flurry exclaimed as Shining suddenly pulled his upper body back, releasing his hold on the wall to grab her hips. She felt herself start to slide down, so she used her magic to catch herself with her hands and held herself on the wall. All the while her father didn’t let up.

“Not…mm…that I’m complaining. But why the change in position? Daddy?” she whispered the last word in surprise as Shining put his face right in front of hers, staring directly into her eyes. Into her very soul. Somehow, she knew exactly what he was conveying. So she turned her head, closed her eyes and puckered her lips as he did the same, and they met for a passionate kiss. “Mmmm.”

“Rrrmmm” he growled his own moan before gently pushing his tongue past her lips to lovingly caress hers, which she gladly accepted with a breath. They both moaned and growled through intermingling tongues and open mouths for a good minute.

Finally, Shining Armor deepened the kiss, sealing their mouths together while they still tongued each other. He was ready. So he paused his rapid thrusting, pulled out until just his tip was inside her, and thrust back in with all his might, finally cumming. And thus allowing his daughter to finally do so as well.

“MM!” Flurry exclaimed in surprise through their kiss as he slammed into her, and the first splash of cum set her off. “MM! MM! MM! MM HM HM HMMMMMMM!” she cried through their kiss as she was hit with undoubtedly the best orgasm her beastial father had ever given her. And it wouldn’t stop!

Flurry’s eyes rolled back as her orgasm continued, and she instinctively used her magic to tie her legs together in a lock around her father. And he was shooting so much cum into her! She’d never felt this full.

Eventually, her cries died down to pleasured shudders, and Shining broke the kiss, letting his tongue be the last to disconnect. Once it did, Flurry released her magic hold on the wall and lunged forward to latch onto her father, who wrapped his arms around her supportingly.

“Hrr hm hmm. Hrr hm hmm” she shudder chuckled, her orgasm still not over, just hitting her less strongly, She released a very long sigh of bliss once it finally ended. “Love you. Daddy” her cum drunk brain just managed to make her say.

“Daddy love Flurry” Shining responded as he stroked her back and licked her mark. That last act finally caused her to pass out. As usual, Shining returned his mate to her room and put her in bed. Before he placed the covers over her, he leaned down to nuzzle and kiss her belly, which was bulging from the amount of cum he had pumped into her.

He was happy, but also a bit sad, knowing he wouldn’t get to see her carry and deliver his children as he was now. He could feel deep down that his time in this form was over. As he returned to his own room, he only hoped his pony self would still treat her well. And be a good father to their offspring.

A Seed Planted

Flurry awoke on the couch and was confused and alarmed to see her father absent. After checking that the protection spell wasn’t breached, she searched throughout the floor for him, including the kitchen and her bedroom. She wound up finding him in his own bedroom. In his normal pony form. She was briefly confused until she remembered the affliction was temporary. In this case, it had only lasted five days.

For a moment she was disappointed, but then she rationalized this as being for the best. Especially with her mother returning in just a few days. She looked down at her slumbering father and realized he looked very content. He even had a small smile on his face. And that made her smile. She leaned down, gently caressed his face, and whispered in his ear. “This week has been one of the best of my whole life. I only wish it could keep going. I’ll always cherish how we spent it. And I’m not just talking about our night time fun. Even if it is a big part of it. Thank you so much. Have a good sleep back to normal. You’ve earned it. I love you, daddy.”

She gave him a light kiss on the cheek and turned around to leave. Suddenly she heard him utter “Daddy…loves you too…Flurry.” Her smile grew bigger, and she left for her own room. When she laid on her own bed, a wave of sadness hit her, and a few tears escaped her eyes.

Luckily for Flurry, the physical intimacy between her and Shining would actually continue, thanks to his repeated marking of her creating a subconscious attachment.

“Bit for your thoughts, baby girl?” Shining asked Flurry as he wrapped his arms around her from behind and kissed her cheek after she had prepared her breakfast. “You seem a bit down. Is something wrong?”

“Hmm” Flurry hummed in slight content as she leaned back against her father’s bare chest. At least that change seemed to be sticking around. “It’s nothing, daddy. Just didn’t have the best night.”

“How so?”

Flurry chewed her lip, fighting back the instinct to lie. Her parents had gotten annoyingly good at spotting her lies. Then she remembered hearing something about lies. The best ones had a bit of the truth in them.

“Well…I’ve been really enjoying our time together these past days. I can’t remember enjoying time with you this much since I started getting close to my teens. I’ve loved it. And last night I realized…it’s not gonna last.”

“What do you mean?” Shining asked as he shifted to look at her a bit more directly.

“I know this sounds selfish, but…mom’s gonna be back by the end of the week, and she’ll practically have you all to herself” she explained with a hint of sadness.

“Oh, sweetie, just because your mom will be back doesn’t mean our time together has to go away completely” Shining said as he gave her a caring nuzzle.

“But that’s not the only thing. You can’t use up your recovery time forever, especially when you’re already recovered. You’re gonna have your royal duties to get back to. And I’ll be making some more friends, and having my own duties. How are we gonna have time for just you and me?” Flurry asked as she looked down at her breakfast sadly.

Her head jerked up in surprise when she found herself magically being turned around, and was put face to face with her father, still wrapped in his arms. He laid his forehead against hers, their horns touching on the sides while he stared into her eyes and smiled at her.

“By making time, Flurry. All that stuff won’t be an issue. I swear to you, we will still have our time together.”

“You promise?” she asked after a beat.

Shining proceeded to make the motions of the unbreakable Pinkie Promise. He added his own little flare to the end by giving her a peck on the nose. “Promise.”

“Ha ha. Okay, I believe you” she replied with a giggle.

“There’s my happy mare” Shining said before he started planting quick kisses all over her face, eliciting more giggles.

“Daddy! Daddy, cut it out! That tickles!”

“But your laugh is like sugar for the ears” he teased, continuing his onslaught. He eventually did stop, but Flurry was still left giggling. Seeing his beautiful daughter so happy brought a warmth to Shining’s heart. In a very similar way to when he cheers up Cadance when she’s down in the dumps. And that cheering up almost always lead to a certain thing.

Shining Armored leaned in as Flurry’s giggling died down, and planted the next kiss squarely on her lips. That brought Flurry’s giggling to a full stop, replacing it with a wide eyed gasp.

He…He’s kissing me! My dad is kissing me! While he’s not a timber-werewolf anymore! We-We shouldn’t! I haven’t said anything about how touchy he’s been, but this is a whole other level! We…We shouldn’t. But it feels the same as when he’s changed. It feels…nice. And good.

Flurry leaned into the kiss mere seconds before it was ended. Shining still continued smiling at her like before, not saying a word about it. “Wow. Um…You’ve uh…never done that before.” Unchanged, she added mentally.

“I haven’t, have I?” Shining asked with a tilt of his head. “Huh. Well, I think I should make up for lost time.” He kissed her again before she could tell him to wait. This time, the kiss was deeper. And not only that, he pulled her against him, his hands tracing down her sides.

Uh oh. This is way more than the last one. He’s holding me like he does when transformed. Our chests pressed together, feeling each other’s breathing, his hands stroking me in that surprisingly gentle way. Ah shit! Even like this he’s like a drug! That I can’t get enough of.

“Mm” Flurry hummed enthusiastically as she wrapped her own arms around her father and deepened the kiss from her side. His tongue soon tickled her lips, and she opened right up for him. Their tongues danced with each other for a good moment before they broke for air.

“I take it you like it” Shining said with a smirk. “Just like your mother. You know what else she likes?”

“What? Oh!” Flurry exclaimed as Shining answered by nuzzling her cheek and starting to kiss, lick, and suckle her neck. “I…I…I don’t blame her” she replied as she leaned her head back and enjoyed. He must still have some of that wolf instinct, or a subconscious memory, or something. He found the spot! The spot where he bit me that first night, and again on the second one. The one he made into a new erogenous zone!

Flurry had noticed the mark on collar when looking in the mirror, but assumed it was simply indents from his biting since she asked him to do it every time. The fact they seemed to eventually fade away strengthened that assumption. She had actually come to enjoy the brief sights of it, as well as the feeling of the area receiving attention.

Shining got more handsy, soon fondling Flurry’s breasts before shoving a hand down her panties. When he brought it back up and sniffed her arousal, he dropped to his knees and eagerly started licking her pussy. She gladly acquiesced, and he quickly brought her to orgasm. He then told her to eat up, as she would be needing the energy for later that night.

“I’m not just gonna give you the appetizer. You need the main course” he replied before kissing her cheek and heading to the kitchen to prepare his own breakfast. “Eat up!”

Flurry’s wings unfurled to full span with a pomf as she sat at the table, blushing and wide eyed. “Eee!” she exclaimed, kicking her hooves in the air excitedly before she started eating enthusiastically

“Oh fuck, daddy” Flurry moaned as her father fucked her on the kitchen table during lunch time. It was the final day they would have all to themselves, as Cadance was returning tonight. So Flurry suggested they indulge even more than they had been the last couple days in ways they wouldn’t be able to. At least not as frequently.

Shining Armor was more than happy to oblige. He just couldn’t seem to get enough of Flurry, especially in doggy style, as he was now. Laying on her back, fondling her tits, nibbling at her wings, and biting her on the same spot he had marked her as the Beast (her own nickname for his transformed self). Of course they both made sure Flurry would cast her contraceptive spell.

Shining enjoyed this so much, he insisted they just tell Cadance so they could do it freely. Flurry argued that her mother might not be open to the idea, and suggested that the risk of getting caught would make the situation exhilarating. So he acquiesced.

“Ooh daddy, I’m getting close.”

“Me too, baby girl. Together again?”

“Like you even have to ask.”

Shining chuckled as he picked up speed and started pinching Flurry’s nipples, preparing her and himself for their simultaneous orgasms. A feat they’d been managing to achieve multiple times the last couple days, unaware that it was thanks to the mate marking.

“Oh, daddy. Give it to me!”

“Anything for my princess!”

“Yes! Give it to me!”

“I’m about to, baby girl!”

When suddenly there was a pop and a pink flash, and Cadance stood in the kitchen with her luggage, her arms spread. “I’m back! I got a ticket for an earlier train and decided to surprise-“ And then she took in the sight before her.

“Cum in me, daddy!”

“As you wish, Flurry!”

“What the fuck?!” And that exclamation helped the pair register the new arrival and the words that had been spoken.

“Cadance?!/Mom?!”

“It's not what it looks-! Daddy, wai-!” Flurry exclaimed until she realized her father hadn’t stopped.

“I can’t hold it back! NGH!” Shining exclaimed as he slammed into his daughter and shot rope after rope into her, as he had numerous times by now. And the slam and feeling of his cum splashing into her set off her own orgasm, like usual.

“Ah! Ah! Oh! Fuck! Not! In front! Of mom! But it feels even better?! Ah!” Flurry exclaimed in bliss, and slight confusion at the unique spark of pleasure she felt from having her mother be witness to this display of serious taboo.

“Ngh! Mmf! I know! What you mean! Ah!” Shining exclaimed in agreement.

Once the pair finished orgasming and were left panting, Flurry slowly turned her head to look at her mother with a nervous smile. Her mother who was looking at both of them very sharply with her arms crossed. “Heyyyyy mom. Welcome back. We missed you?”

“Apparently, not so much.”

“It’s not what it looks like?” Flurry asked hesitantly.

“So you didn’t just finish getting plowed doggy style by your father on the kitchen table?”

“We didn’t raise you…to be a liar…Flurry” Shining Armor said between pants.

“Dad!”

“You!” Cadance exclaimed with a pointed finger, shifting her attention to her husband. “Shining Knight Armor Sparkle, I am very disappointed! I can’t believe you would do this!”

“Mom, wait, I can explain!” Flurry said, hoping to save her father from her mother’s wrath.

“Without me!”

“We didn’t mean to do this! It all started beca-! Wait, what?”

“We promised each other that we would have a talk with her together before we brought her into the fold!” Cadance said, ignoring Flurry’s pleas and now confusion, her tone shifting to a FOMO whine. “And after all your hesitation so she’d still maintain a bit of innocence.”

“I know, Cady. But I couldn’t help it!” Shining replied as he lifted himself off of Flurry’s back. “With you gone, we started having movie nights and snuggling close on the couch, and I couldn't help but be drawn to her. We got closer and closer until eventually…tadow.”

“Tadow?” Flurry repeated.

“Plus, she takes so much after you! Can you blame me?”

“I suppose not. But the validity of that statement doesn't change the fact that you still broke your promise.”

“Okay! I need to hit pause here!” Flurry exclaimed as she pulled away from her father and stood up. She instinctively clenched her legs together to prevent his cum from leaking out too much. “What the fuck is going on?!”

The two parents shared a look and nodded before explaining everything. It turned out Shining’s claim of messing with Flurry about them having an open marriage was more an exaggeration. They did in fact have one, but hadn’t had many extra marital partners. Although they decided to maintain a few they really liked as regulars. And they had hoped to one day make Flurry one of them.

This lead to Flurry questioning her parents’ apparently positive attitude towards incest. Shining revealed that it wasn’t his first experience with it, and that Twilight and their mother could tell some stories. The former in fact was one of their regulars. And as for Cadance, her role as Princess of Love gave her insight into all forms of love, and she deemed the incestual kind to not be the worst. And she found it hot.

Cadance paused the conversation to be continued later, and sent Shining off to clean up while she had a few more words with Flurry about how they would navigate this whole situation. And there was one more thing.

“The Beast was fun, wasn’t he?” Cadance asked slyly.

“I-. Bu-. Huh???” Flurry stammered in response to her mother's question and use of the nickname.

“It wasn’t your father’s first time dealing with timberwolves. Or experiencing a certain side effect.”

“You knew he would turn?!” Flurry exclaimed, though careful with how loudly she did to avoid Shining hearing.

“I knew it was a possibility.”

“And you knew he would…want to mate with me?”

“I also knew that was possible. I mainly wanted to see how you would handle it. Sort of a test of responsibility. I take it you found Beasts for Dummies and read up?”

“Yeah.”

“Your aunty would be proud” she replied with a chuckle. ”Honestly though, I was kind of hoping the mating part would happen. I was getting worried you were gonna find a nice young stallion or just seduce a guard before we approached you. Hell of a way to bring you into the open marriage fold, huh?”

“Yeah, no kidding” Flurry replied with a scoff. “Wait, does Dad know?! Before and now?!”

“Yes and no. He’s never had any memory of being cursed, but he does know he has a wilder side to him. Which brings me to an important question: Do you want to see the Beast again?”

“Yes!” Flurry replied immediately, which made her blush and retract. “Ahem. Yes. Yes, I would.”

“No need to be embarrassed, sweetie” Cadance replied with an amused chuckle. “I get it” she said implicitly with a wink, which actually made Flurry blush harder.

“So, how will I see that side of dad again?”

“Simple. A bestial transformation potion to temporarily make him that way again. But, there’s a caveat. It won’t be 100% that side. He would still be fully conscious of himself and remember it. But using that specific type of potion will help him be much more like the Beast. We’ve used it a few…a handful…many times. I suggested it after the first time he was cursed, and he liked it. That’s how he knows he has a wilder side to him.

“So, are you in?”

“Fuck yes, I’m in!” Flurry exclaimed before flapping her wings to launch herself at her mother, wrapping her in her arms and legs and giving her a firm kiss on the lips. “Mmmmuah! I’m so happy you’re home.”

“I see that” Cadance replied in amusement. “Since you just kissed me while fully naked, can I assume you’re also open to the idea of us in this new arrangement?”

“Well, I am my mother’s daughter” Flurry replied slyly. “And even if I wasn’t, it’s you. Who could say no?”

“You have a point. Now, let me take my luggage to my room and get a nap to get rid of this travel fatigue. We can start having some fun a bit later. Okay?”

“Okay, mom.” Flurry replied before giving her a quick peck and releasing her hold.

“Your mark is beautiful by the way.”

“Huh?”

“Your mate mark. The one the Beast gave you. Almost like the heart of your cutie mark” Cadance replied while pointing.

“I thought that faded away alrea- Wait. Mom, have you always had that on your collar?” Flurry asked, noticing a similar mark on her mother for the first time, yet it felt familiar. Not just because it also bore resemblance to its owners cutie mark heart. It was like part of her mother’s aura had visually manifested.

“Only since the first time he transformed, which was actually not too many years before we had you. It’s my own mate mark that he gave me. Like yours. Didn’t you read that in the book? It would’ve been in the werewolves section.”

“I only read about timber-werewolves.”

“Maybe Twilight wouldn’t be so proud.”

“Hey, I was looking for the info for my specific situation before he tried getting out! “ Flurry defended herself. “And I was a bit occupied with that multi-night situation to even think about reading any more. So cut me some slack.”

“Okay, okay” Cadance chuckled. “Just give it a read when you have the time. For know, you just need to know that only those marked by the same mate can see each others marks. And the mate who left the mark can only see it when transformed, but they have this feeling in the back of their mind that draws them to it.”

“Well that explains why he focuses on that area.”

“Feels great, doesn’t it?” she asked with a wink before picking up her luggage.

“Rest up, mom. You're gonna need it.”

“Oh no, Flurry. You’re gonna need it.” Cadance replied with a wink before departing for her room.

Flurry shuffled her legs and squeed excitedly before teleporting to her own room to get some much needed rest. As she laid in bed, she raised her legs up to keep her father’s cum in her a bit longer, enjoying the feeling of being filled. Unbeknownst to her, the repeated exposure to the wild magic of his affliction had rendered her immune to the specific contraceptive spell she always used.

This had been the case for at least a few days, during which Flurry had been pumped with copious amounts of her father’s sperm. And as her parent’s new extra marital partner, she was going to be receiving a lot more.

Author's Note

This was going to be a bit longer, but I realized it was feeling like a continuing chapter rather than a concluding one. I was tempted to cut this and just summarize it at the end of chapter 3, but that felt lazy and there was too much detail to just tack on.

Random references with the titles: Ch1 and 2 come from the DBZ Abridged movie Return of Cooler, but the order and application of “very” switched.
Ch3 is technically appropriate. It’s from the Samurai Jack episode Aku’s Fairy Tales. In the red riding hood segment, the disguised wolf yada yadas the “what big blank you have” lines. “Yeah yeah, big eyes, big teeth, and a big appetite!” In this story’s case, it was his sexual appetite :trixieshiftright: