A bus hit me and I woke up in Equestria, where my unique blend of body odor, poor social skills, and video game prowess made me the hero of a cliché anime... at least, that's how it was supposed to go... but the bus kept coming back and hitting me. Now I'm just trying to stay alive, and hopping the next vehicular manslaughter is the one that sends me home.

A wildly random ride form start to finish. I regret nothing.