(Cancelled) The Wiggles, The EG & Ian S.

by IanS08

Rating: everyone
Tags: Equestria Girls, Rainbow Dash (EqG), Comedy, Adventure, Crossover, Flash Sentry, Sunset Shimmer, Drama
Length: 4282

(Cancelled story, revision coming to A03)

Published 2022-06-24 03:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2022-06-24 03:30:01 UTC

In Ponyville

Ponyville is a Magical universe where talking ponies, dragons and other creatures live. This is the home of the Main 6, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight Sparkle. And on one night, disaster would strike.

A mysterious Pony wearing a disguise, came in and stole the crown sitting beside Twilight, Twilight noticed, and gasps, "My crown! She's got my crown! Stop! Thief! She's stolen my crown!" The rest of the main 6 follows her, and chases after the pony. Twilight teleports in front of the pony, "Stop!" Twilight exclaims, however, the pony teleports behind her, now revealed from her cape, an orange unicorn with a fire red and yellow mane. But then, Twilight catches up as the orange pony's eyes widen, she then gets tackled to the ground as the nearby door opens, the crown clacks and clangs all over the room until it eventually goes towards a mirror, going straight through it as if it was a body of water.

"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY CROWN?" Twilight yells, "Sorry it had to be this way, princess..." The Unicorn replies as it teleports in front of the mirror and follows the crown into it. All of whom is left in the room gasps in utter shock, as Fluttershy asks "Who was that?".

Later on, the group, including the young dragon, Spike, are gathered in front of Princess Celestia, Cadance and Luna.
Celestia starts speaking, "Sunset Shimmer. A former student of mine. She began her studies with me not long before Twilight. But when she did not get what she wanted as quickly as she liked, she turned cruel and dishonest. I tried to help her, but she eventually decided to abandon her studies and pursue her own path. One that has sadly led to her stealing your crown."

Spike speaks up, "She replaced Twilight's with this one." He presents a fake decoy crown to her, which doesn't have the crystal imbedded in it, this is known as one of the "Elements of Harmony".

As Princess Celestia takes a look at the false crown, she exclaims "I suppose Sunset Shimmer thought you wouldn't notice right away that this was not yours. And by the time you did, it would be too late to go after your crown and Element of Harmony."

"But I don't understand," Twilight Says, "Where did she go? Where did she take the crown?" "You'll soon know more about this place than even I do", Princess Celestia Replies.

Princess Luna looks at the mirror, "This is no ordinary mirror. It is a gateway to another world. A gateway that opens once every thirty moons, it has always been kept in the throne room of Canterlot Castle. But when Princess Cadance took over the Crystal Empire, we sent it here for her to watch over".

Princess Celestia sighs, "I had always hoped that Sunset Shimmer would someday use it to return, to come back to Equestria seeking my guidance. Obviously, this is not what has happened."

Princess Celestia Proclaims "Twilight, you must use the mirror to go into this other world and retrieve your crown. Without it, the other Elements of Harmony have no power and Equestria is left without one of its most important means of defense". Princess Luna agrees, "Your crown does not belong in the place Sunset Shimmer now calls home. And in her possession, your Element of Harmony will no doubt be used to bring harm to the inhabitants of this other realm. They will not have the power to defend themselves."

The 3 Members of royalty are interrupted by the mirror opening. "What's happening? Is she coming back?" Twilight asks, but before anyone can answer, a human boy spills out of the mirror.

Ian is Here, and The Wiggles arrive.

Ian gets up, and holds his head, "Wha, what happened..." As he looks forward, he realises he was not transported to the universe of The Wiggles, He was transported to an entirely different world.

"Wh- Who a- are you? W- WHAT are you??" Princess Celestia asks, shakily. "Who are YOU and... Are you a talking pony???" "Of course I am!" Celestia replies, "What else would i be?". Ian is now more confused than ever and exclaims "What is going on right now, is this real? Are YOU real? This is really freaking me out right now..." " Leaf..." He looks up at the ceiling, "Where are you?"

Meanwhile, in The Wiggles universe, Greg, Murray, Jeff and Anthony come outside of Wigglehouse. Greg breathes in "Ahh, what a beautiful day it is, right wiggles?" The Wiggles Breathe in too, "Ahhh, right Greg."

"Hey," Exclaims Anthony, "What do you say we take a ride around Wiggle Town, in the Big Red Car?". "That's a great idea Anthony", Replies Greg. "Wiggles..." " To the Big Red Car!" They all reply in unison with each other.

As they climb into the car, Greg immediately starts the car up, as they ride along, they start singing the song "Big Red Car"
But as they're riding along, and before their song can finish, they see a purple and black portal open up on the road ahead, Greg swerves and brakes as not to drive straight into it, but as if it's a black hole, the portal sucks them out of their seatbelts into the portal. All 4 of them yell as they're transported into the vortex.

Once they pass through the mirror, they groan. "What happened?" Murray asks. "There's MORE?" Princess Celestia belts out. "Huh?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Huh?" The Wiggles proclaim one by one. "Wiggles," Greg exclaims, "Correct me if I'm wrong, but did that pony just... Talk?" "You aren't wrong Greg," Murray replies, "It did!" "WHY are all of you so shocked? Have you never seen a talking pony before?" Luna asks, all 5 of the humans shake their heads.

"Listen," Princess Celestia says, "There's not a lot of time to chat, Twilight here needs to get into that mirror as soon as possible". The humans look behind them, "Why?" They ask. "Well, You see..." Twilight says, She explains what happened with the crown, the elements of harmony, how it needs to be returned to her and the other world in the mirror.

"Oh, that's horrible!" Anthony says, "Well, is there anything we can do to help?" Twilight speaks up, "Well, you could help me look for it in the world in the mirror". "Sure!" The Wiggles exclaim, "We're always willing to help a friend". Anthony proclaims. "Well, I don't think I'm going to be going back home anytime soon, so I might as well." Ian says.

Princess Celestia looks over nervously to Twilight, "Do you understand the importance of your task?" "Of course," Replies Twilight. "Good, then you all must go at once." Celestia says. Twilight sighs, "Whoa, whoa, whoa! If she's going, we're going with her" Rainbow proclaims. "Right Girls?" Celestia Interrupts, "I'm afraid I can't let you 6 ponies go with them". "What?" Rainbow retorts, "Why not?!" Celestia replies "Sending all 12 of you could upset the balance of this alternate world, creating havoc that would make it impossible for Twilight to get the crown back from Sunset Shimmer. This is something Princess Twilight and these 5 specimens must do alone."

Princess Luna agrees, "Time is of the essence. On the third day, when the moon reaches its peak in the night sky, the gateway will close. And once it does, it will be another thirty moons before you will be able to use it to return".

This Strange New World

Twilight entered the portal, Ian and The Wiggles followed suit. However, spike, nervously shaking, jumped into the mirror behind them. "SPIKE, NO!" The others shouted, but it was too late.

Twilight opened her eyes and groaned, when she looked up, The Wiggles and Ian were looking at her in disbelief.
"Uhhhh, what's wrong?" "Nothing, it's just... you look like us!" Greg exclaimed.

"WHAT??" She yelled, she looked down and she now had weird looking hooves (hands), her ears were placed on the sides of her head, and she now had long, oddly shaped legs. (Human legs) "Wh- i- wha-?"

Everyone looked over to see spike, who was now a dog, "S-Spike? You-You're a, WH-" Twilight let out a loud scream as she couldn't believe what was going on.

"Hey, hey, hey! Calm down, calm down! It's ok!" Jeff said, "You're fine, you're just gonna have to get used to being a human!"
"Human? That's what you guys are called?" Twilight asked. "Yup!" Murray replied.

Twilight sighed, she tried to stand up like they were doing, but stumbled trying to, fortunately she was caught by Anthony, who then propped her up on her feet. "There we go, now you're standing!".

"Ok, now that we got that out of the way, we need to find my crown as soon as possible and get back there!" Twilight proclaimed." "You're absolutely right, let's go everyone." Greg replied.

"I suggest we start searching the castle first!" Twilight said, "Uhm, I don't think that's a castle, I think that's a school", Murray corrected. "Um, school, yeah." Replied Twilight.

"Now hold on, before we go any further you need to know how to walk like us, like so" Ian said, and showed Twilight him walking, Twilight tried, and once again stumbled, but eventually got the hang of it. She then exclaimed "Ok, lets search the castle- er, school".

While they were walking, Ian said something to Twilight, "By the way, I don't think we ever got your name, what is it?" "Twilight, Twilight Sparkle", She replied, "And I never got you guys' names either." Ian replied, "My name is Ian". The Wiggles introduced themselves, "I'm Greg" "I'm Murray" "I'm Jeff" "And I'm Anthony!" Twilight nodded, "Anthony, Greg, Jeff, Ian and Murray, got it".

As they walked up the steps, Twilight did a hair flip, then immediately banged her head into the door. The Boys winced, "Ooooooo, that's got to hurt..." Said Anthony, Twilight then tried using her magic, but then realized it wouldn't work.

"My, my magic, it isn't working!" She exclaimed, "Makes sense," Spike said, "You don't have your horn". "WHAT?" yelled twilight, as she looked up and tugged her hair. "Wait," Said Murray, "Were you just trying to open the door using, magic?"
"Yeah," Replied Greg, "You just open it like this." And he pushed the handle. "Oh" Twilight said, Greg held the door open, and they all entered.

As they entered, they saw a sophisticated, 2 floor school, The boys marveled, as they had never seen anything like it before.
"Hey," Said Anthony, "This place is nice!" "Right you are Anthony!" Replied Greg, He looked at Murray, "And you said this is a school?" Ian piped up, "I mean it still is, just a very fancy one".

Twilight looked at a nearby mirror and gasped, "I look, so, different..." All of a sudden, a loud bell rung, and hundreds of teens came rushing through the hallways at once. "WOAH!" Said Jeff, but he could barely be heard over the loud noise of students chattering and walking through the halls. Everyone was being pushed and knocked over, stuff likes books and basketballs were being dropped on them, it was a mess.

Once they were able to get out of the seemingly endless pit of teenagers, at the lockers was a young blue haired man in a leather jacket, this was Flash Sentry, "Woah, you guys okay?" He asked, and helped the fallen Twilight up. They nodded as he walked away.

"That was something" A shocked Greg said, "Definitely" a now Messy-Haired Murray muttered.

Fluttershy

As Twilight and the boys were walking down the halls, they heard yelling coming from the lockers, and a small voice on the receiving end of the yelling. They peeked over and saw a fire red hair girl yelling at a pink hair girl, cowered in fear.

"Oh, I'm really sorry. I-I just found it, and-and I thought I should give it to her. I didn't know you had dropped it." The pink hair girl whispered, "Well, I did! And I was about to get it before you swooped in and ruined everything! You shouldn't pick up things that don't belong to you." Twilight instantly recognized the red haired one's voice, Sunset Shimmer.

Hushed, the pink one says: "It... doesn't really belong to you, either". "EXCUSE ME?!" Sunset bellows out, slamming her hand into the locker, the boys instantly jump at this. Sliding down the locker, the pink haired one whispers a barely audible "n-n-nothing..." "That's what I thought. It's as good as mine, and you know it. You really are pathetic. It's no wonder your best friends are all stray animals."

Ian, ticked off by how rude this stranger was being, stands up for the pink hair girl, now covering her face in fear on the ground. "Hey, what's the matter with you? how do you think yelling and threatening people makes them feel?"

Sunset instantly looks back, "What did you say?"

Greg backs him up, "He's right, how would you like it if someone started yelling at and threatening you?"

Sunset smirks, "You lot must be new here, I can speak to anyone any way I want." "Yeah right, just leave her alone, I reckon you're probably late for some sort of class anyway" Greg Replies.

Sunset snarls and marches away.

The pink haired girl gets up, "I can't believe you guys just did that!" "Well, we couldn't just stand there and let you get berated like that", Ian says.
"Well, it's just that nobody ever stands up to Sunset Shimmer".

"Sunset Shimmer..." Twilight says to herself. "You've heard of her?" Asks the pink haired girl.
"Well, sort of" Replies Twilight, "Say," The pink haired girl says, "I don't think I've seen you guys around before. Did you just transfer to Canterlot High from another school?"

"Um... Yes! Another school! My name's Twilight" Ian reaches out his hand and shakes the pink haired girl's hand, "My name's Ian, these are my friends, Greg, Murray, Jeff and Anthony. The Wiggles wave at her, she waves back.

She then whispers, "My names.... Fluttershy..." "Sorry, what was that?" Ian asks, even quieter, she says "It's Fluttershy...."
Twilight speaks up, "It sounds like you're saying Fluttershy, but how can that-" She gets interrupted by Fluttershy
"Oh, my goodness! Who's this sweet little guy?" Twilight replies "That's Spike! Uh, my dog!". "Oh, he's so cute!" Fluttershy responds, she takes out a dog treat and hands it to spike, "Go on, eat up, little pup!" Spike eats it.

"Oh, wouldn't ya just give anything to know what they're really thinking?" Fluttershy asks, "He usually just tells me." Twilight replies, Ian's eyes widen, trying to warn Twilight of what she just said. "W-what do you mean?" Fluttershy asks, "Nothing, she's just joking!" Ian laughs nervously.

"Anyway," Twilight says, "Sunset Shimmer said you picked something up, something that belonged to her. It wasn't a crown, was it?" Fluttershy looks up, confused, "How did you know?" "Uhhh, lucky guess?" Twilight replies. Ian stares at her, "Seriously?" he whispers to himself.

"Do you still have it?" Twilight asks, Fluttershy shakes her head, "But you know what happened to it?" Fluttershy nods and speaks, "This morning, I was passing out flyers for the animal shelter like I do every Wednesday, but then a crown hit the back of my head out of the blue, I have no idea how it got there. But I didn't want anything to happen to it, so I decided to give it to Principal Celestia".

"Principal Celestia?" Twilight says, "She's the ruler here?" "I guess you could say that, her and vice principal luna do make the rules" Fluttershy responds. "Where is she now?" Greg asks, "Probably in her office, Third door to your left" "Thanks!" The group says, "Oh, wait! You're not really supposed to have pets on school grounds. Might wanna tuck him into your backpack. That's what I do." Fluttershy unzips her backpack to reveal a bunch of animals, to the amazement of the group.
"They just get so lonely when I'm in school all day," "Oh, okay, thank you!" Twilight Replies. Another bell suddenly rings, as Fluttershy exclaims "Oh no! I'm late for class!"

Principal Celestia's Office

Ian and Twilight enter Principal Celestia's office, The Wiggles sit down just outside of it. Twilight knocks on the door and is greeted by voice on the other side saying, "Come in". As Twilight enters, Celestia speaks again, "How may I help you two?"
Twilight nervously speaks up, "Um, uh, hi, my name's Twilight Sparkle. W-we're new here". Ian agrees, "And my name is Ian, nice to meet you, me and Twilight here understand that Fluttershy found a crown this morning and gave it to you."

"Yes," She responded, "I've had Vice Principal Luna put it somewhere for safekeeping, no idea how it ended up in the front lawn. Was Twilight interested in running for Princess of the Fall Formal this year?" Twilight spoke up, "Uh, no. Not exactly. The truth is... Well, the truth is I... You see, the crown is actually...Wait, Princess of the Fall Formal?'

"It's Canterlot High's big Fall dance". Principal Celestia added. "Like the Grand Galloping Gala?" Ian looked over at her once again, this time with an extremely confused look. Outside the Principal's office, The Wiggles were whispering to eachother.
"What's a Grand Galloping Gala?" Greg whispered to Murray, "Beats me" Murray replied. "Maybe it's something Twilight and the others had when she was a pony!" Jeff suggested, the other Wiggles nodded in agreement.

"Oh, uh, the Grand Galloping Gala was a big deal at my old school!" Twilight said, "And there was a princess?" Principal Celestia asked. "Yes, but she wasn't exactly a student". Principal Celestia adds, "Here at Canterlot High, the students select one of their peers to represent them, she receives her crown at the Fall Formal".

Twilight was intrigued, "Hmm, you asked me if I was interested in running for Princess, can anyone run?" "Yes," Celestia confirmed, "You just need to let the head of the Fall Formal planning committee know you'd like to be on the ballot, was there anything else?" "No," Ian assured, "That was all. By the way, we also have 4 new students here as well as us". "Really?" Principal Celestia asked, "Yes, they're right out here". Ian opened the door, brought The Wiggles in and introduced them.

"Well, hello to you 4, we're always happy to have some new faces here at CHS," Celestia said. "Now, if any of you need any help around here, my door is always open". "Okay, we'll take note of that!" Ian assured, and he closed the door.

Spike looked at Twilight and asked, "Twilight, why didn't ya just tell her the crown was yours and ask for it back?"
Oh, I was going to, but imagine if one of them showed up in Equestria saying they came from a place filled with tall, fleshy, two-legged creatures with these?" Twilight looks at her hands, "We'd think they were crazy!"

Anthony nodded his head and looked at his mates, "You know guys, she does have a point" The Boys nodded their heads.
Twilight's eyes lit up, "Looks like if I want my crown back, I'll have to become Princess of the Canterlot High Fall Formal. So that's what I'm gonna do!" Greg turned to Twilight and asked, "But, how exactly do you plan on doing that?"
"I have no idea!" Twilight responded, in an oddly cheerful tone.

The Lunchroom & The Gym

In the lunchroom, the group and Fluttershy are getting their trays, The Wiggles' eyes light up at a certain bowl on the right,
"Hey," Greg says, "It's Fruit Salad!" The rest of The Wiggles are excited, "Greg, I can't wait, that is going to be amazing!" Anthony exclaims.

Twilight turns to Fluttershy. "I know we've just met, but I was wondering if you might be able to help me with something". "Of course!" Fluttershy Responds. "I've decided to run for Princess of the fall formal and-" Out of nowhere, Fluttershy gasps and spills the bowl of fruit salad all over twilight. "Oh! Oh, gosh! Sorry! It's just, oh, running for Fall Formal Princess is a really bad idea!"

Greg, shocked and confused, asks "Well, why? Why is that such a bad idea?" Murray Agrees, "Yeah, I-I think it's a great idea!"
"Oh no it's not," Fluttershy says, "Sunset Shimmer wants to be Fall Formal Princess, and when she wants something, she gets it! She'll make life awful for anyone who stands in her way, just ask the girl who ran against her for Princess of the Spring Fling". The boys look at eachother with worried looks on their faces.

"Well, I have to try!" Twilight proclaims, "Oh, I don't think you understand," Fluttershy says, "You'd have to convince everyone here to vote for you instead of her," She starts listing the groups of students, "The athletes, the fashionistas, the dramas, the eco-kids, the techies, the rockers..."

Twilight begins to speak, "Why is everypony-" She quickly cuts herself off as Fluttershy gives her a confused look, "I mean, everybody separated this way?" "Maybe it was different at your old school, but at CHS, everybody sticks to their own kind." Fluttershy explains, "One thing that they do have in common is that they know Sunset Shimmer is gonna rule the school until we graduate".

"Not if I can help it!" Twilight bites down on her apple, headfirst, until she corrects herself by holding it in her hand instead to bite it, Ian puts his palm over his face and shakes his head. "So, uh," Twilight laughs, "Where would I find the head of the party planning committee?"

Later on, Twilight and the boys enter the gym, "Wow," Said Anthony, "Look at all those decorations!" "Fluttershy said the head of the committee would be in here" Twilight states. Suddenly, a loud voice booms across the room, "IIINCOMIIIINGGG!!!" Everyone ducks as a bunch of ribbons, streamers, and confetti fly across the room and down onto them.

Everyone gets up, and they wipe the decorations off of them. "What the heck was that all about?" Ian asked. They see and walk over to a girl with poofy pink hair and a blue jacket with a white T-shirt that has balloons on it, this was Pinkie Pie.
"Hi, my name's Twilight Sparkle and- Pinkie pie?" Pinkie let go of the balloon she was blowing up as air blew in her face.

Pinkie grabs hold of Twilight's shirt, "ARE YOU PSYCHIC?!" She exclaims. "Uh, no, I don't think so," Twilight says, "Unless of course that's something you can do here". Pinkie lets out a sigh, "Not usually". "Anyway, who are you 5?" Ian and The Wiggles once again introduce themselves.

Pinkie reads The Wiggles' shirts, "The Wiggles... Never heard of that before," Greg laughs, "Yes, that's us, we're apart of a 4 piece band called, well, The Wiggles". "Cool!" Pinkie responds, "I love music!".

"Fluttershy said this is where I'd find the head of the Fall Formal planning committee". Twilight states, "Fluttershy, huh?" Pinkie says, in a surprisingly mean type of tone. "Don't let the whole "shy" thing fool you, she can be a real meanie". Everyone now has a confused look on their face, "You two AREN'T friends?" Twilight says worryingly, Pinkie ignores. "Waited a bit to get your name on the ballot, huh? Dance is day after tomorrow".

"Well, she's brand new here," Greg clarifies. "Oooh! I thought she didn't look familiar, "Pinkie says, she then looks over at Twilight, "Though, now that I'm really lookin' at you... Do you have a twin sister who lives in the city, has a pet dog named Spike that looks just like that one?"

"Uhhh, maybe?" Twilight says nervously, "Thought so," Pinkie says. "Anyhoo, just need to fill this out and you are officially up for the coveted Princess of the Fall Formal crown." Twilight takes the pen and starts writing on the clipboard Pinkie has held out in front of her.

Pinkie takes a look at the clipboard, stunned, "Wow! You have really bad handwriting, it's like you've never held a pen before!" Twilight laughs anxiously, "Is it?," "Yeah," Greg says, "Hold on, uhhh, uereeuoghelodi yooo badoo waaw waaw bidoobidoobeebadababerere... Yeah im not getting anything out of that". "Just looks like scribbles to me," Anthony agrees.

Ian S.

Ian Schwartz is a 13-and-a-half-year-old who lives in the big city of Cincinnati, Ohio, he has long, red hair and a face full of freckles.
Ian likes to explore and go places, but on one day, he was about to go on one of the biggest adventures of his entire life.

On one cool autumn morning, Ian's friend, Leaf, built a machine.
"So, Leaf, how exactly does this machine work again?" Ian asked. "Well," Leaf replied, "When I press this red button right here, this machine is supposed to send you straight to the Wiggles universe at this very point in time, Now, this is the machine's first time working, are you absolutely sure you want to try it out?"

"Of course, I'm ready when you are" Ian replied. "Okay, just step in the door right here, and I'll start this bad boy right on up." Leaf said. "Alright, press the button!" Ian exclaimed, and Leaf started up the machine.

Immediately, the machine started shaking, and bright lights started flashing, in an instant, he was transported.
He was thrown into a vortex of bright colors and strange noises, "Arghhhhh i think I'm gonna be sickkkkk...."