Hitch Getting Hit by (a) Storm

by MasaStormyPonez

Rating: mature
Tags: Porn, Fetish, Comedy, My Little Pony: A New Generation, Zipp Storm, Sex, Hitch Trailblazer, Profanity, Random
Length: 2034

There’s something wrong with the magic. Zipp tries to find out what’s going on with it, but first she needs to overcome the biggest challenge of all: her own heat!

Friendship crystals are causing problems and Zipp needs to find out what's going on, putting aside the humongous heat she’s experiencing. She goes to Hitch's office to warn him, only to find out she had arrived at terribly wrong time! You guessed it, hilarity and sexual shenanigans ensue!

CW: M/F, Zipp in heat, voyeurism, exhibitionism, urination, cock and muscle worship, brief mention of analingus, masturbation, oral, bathroom sex, Hitch scoring with Zipp

Thanks to Swikey and HappyTime27 for contributing to this story!

Cover pic is a cropped art made by shad0w-galaxy.

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Published 2022-06-24 18:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-06-24 18:00:00 UTC

”Stupid Sexy Hitch (Is The Oldest Joke in The Book)!”

There was something wrong with the magic. After Sunny and her friends had successfully restored the magic in all of Equestria, ponies of Maretime Bay had been living mostly peacefully. It was only recently that they had suffered from strange symptoms of losing their magic for a brief time, and it caused accidents and issues around the town. Ponies were starting to get fed up with each other and that was the cue for one particular pegasus, Zephyrina ”Zipp” Storm, to take action!

”I need to find Hitch and get a hold of this situation!” she was thinking while zipping to the Maretime Bay sheriff’s office as fast as she could. Even thought it was ”that” time of the year, the heat season that is, she decided to put her arousal aside for the greater good. She had no time to lose now!

But when she arrived to her destination and entered the office, she noticed nopony was inside. It was like Hitch had been vanished into thin air.
”That’s weird…” Zipp wondered and started looking around, ”Hitch never leaves his post at this time of day…”
As Hitch hadn’t closed the office just yet, Zipp was certain he was somewhere in the building.

She walked to the backroom and through the kitchen, finding an aisle that was leading somewhere.
”Hiiitch! Where are you?” Zipp was starting to get frustrated, feeling her marehood aching, ”Guh, this stupid heat!”
It felt like her nethers were on fire. Knowing she was in a hurry, she didn’t want to spend the whole day just looking for her friend.
She noticed a red door next to her and opened it to see what was behind it.

But then she witnessed something she wasn’t capable of imagining, something that could only happen in some erotic fan fictions: The door she had opened lead to the bathroom and behind it she saw Hitch standing to urinate into the toilet!

Zipp’s mouth slipped wide open as she was taking an eyeful of Hitch’s massive member, brown and pink appendix that arced upwards and was at least 15 inches in length. His shaft was veiny and thick, leading to a fat cockhead which was impressively big even though it wasn’t flaring, and it was twitching as his urine gushed out. It didn’t help the situation that his straightened frame showed off his huge and bulging muscles and pecs, rippling with pure power.

He was standing with his legs spread in an angle that allowed Zipp to see his flank beneath his tail, two rock solid buns of steel along with a glimpse of his impressive balls that were partially covered behind his thighs. He was so focused on what he was doing he didn’t pay attention to his surroundings, as if he hadn’t heard the door opening at all.

”Woah!” Zipp yelped in surprise, making Hitch jump and turn his head towards the door.
”Oh, hi Zipp!” Hitch replied cheerfully when he recognized the stranger at the door. He didn’t bother to cut off his stream and cover himself. ”What brings you here?”

Zipp woke up from her trance and raised her gaze, ”I-I, eh…” she stuttered, ”I was looking at y-… FOR you! We need to talk about that mysterious magic dicki- GLITCHING! I…!”
Her eyes focused on Hitch’s buttocks for a second, making her imagine throwing herself at the sheriff and plunging her tongue between those lovely butt cheeks, but she fought the temptation. What was she even thinking right now?

Zipp blushed and tried to avert Hitch’s gaze, seemingly annoyed as the sheriff kept hosing into the toilet. How was he able to do such a thing so casually, was he stupid or some kind of pervert?

As her nostrils flared at the smells of Hitch’s urine and butt musk, she felt her puffy marehood starting glistening with juices. Her tender clitoris beginning to peek out of its hiding place, a sign of her getting aroused, much to her annoyance. This really wasn’t a good time for sexual thoughts!

”I wasn’t looking at your dick, I swear!” Zipp exclaimed, her face turning redder than the former Deputy Sprout’s coat.
”Why, I’m not accusing you of it…” Hitch replied with a confused look on his face, ”Wait just a second, Zipp!”
Hitch turned his head towards the toilet as he squeezed the last jets of his urine out and shook himself off, making Zipp look away awkwardly.
”Oh sorry, I just feel comfortable peeing with my friends around! I don’t mind being seen like this!” Hitch flushed the toilet and kicked off the wall, ”So, what about that magic dicking you mentioned?”
”GLITCHING!”
”Oh, right!”

Zipp squinted her hind legs together to hide her winking marehood and cleared her throat, ”I believe there’s something going on with those friendship crystals at Sunny’s place.”
”You mean they’re broken?” Hitch asked and scratched his neck, ”Well, some earth ponies have been filing complains about pegasi falling down on them, but… I thought they were just drunk. You know, because of the upcoming festivities!”
”Exactly!” Zipp looked at Hitch worried, ”If that glitching keeps on happening, the whole Maretime Bay Day could be ruined! And not only that, EVERYPONY could be in danger!”
”Pfft, nah! We're fine!” Hitch reassured, ”You’re too upTIGHT, Zipp! Just relax, THINGS aren’t that HARD, you know!”

He walked past Zipp, unconsciously swaying his tail to flash his flanks and testicles at her.
”Ok, that’s it! Gotta clop!” She proclaimed in her mind, being not able to think straight. And there were some ponies thinking she was lesbian!

”So, you’re COMING to the office?” Hitch turned towards Zipp, not noticing how much she was sweating.
”Um… Can I use your bathroom?” Zipp asked nervously, feeling she was going to burst, ”I’d like to… Um… Wash my hooves!”
”Sure, help yourself!” Hitch replied and went ahead, ”Mi casa, su casa!”

After hearing that Zipp stormed into the bathroom, slamming the door behind her. She leaned on the sink and spread her legs apart to give her hoof enough girth, then started rubbing her sopping wet marehood.
”Fuck! Fuckfuckfuck!” Zipp squinted her eyes while flicking her bean furiously, ”Why the fuck Hitch has to be such a hunk?!!”

”Zipp! Forgot to mention!” she suddenly heard Hitch’s voice behind the door and to her horror he opened it with knocking! ”There’s a problem with the plumbing, the water can get really-”.
Hitch’s eyes shot open when he saw Zipp’s plot and ponut pointing at his direction, a tip of her hoof shoved inside her vagina. In a second his penis started unfurling, dropping towards the floor in a record time. ”H-h-h… Hot!”

Zipp was done. She was horny beyond believe and now she was standing there naked and exposed before her friend. Her face was red as a tomato and she was shaking in anger.
”Get in here… Hitch!” She hissed between her teeth, making embarrassed sheriff a little confused.
”Um… You mean ’get out’?” He asked back, not sure if he had heard correctly.
”No!” Zipp replied, ”Get! In! Here! NOW!!!”
”Okay!” Hitch did what she asked and entered the bathroom, closing his eyes to brace himself for the beating.

But it were actually Zipp’s lips that hit his, making him open his eyes in surprise. Zipp wasn’t going to hurt him, she pushed him against the wall and started planting kisses all over his face and then went lower, kissing his chest, his abdomen, his pelvis… Soon she was on the level of his stallionhood, taking whiffs of his manliness.

”W-wait!” Hitch halted her actions for a brief moment, ”What are you doing this for?”
”The heat season, I presume…” Zipp looked at Hitch’s face and tried to smile, ”Also I kinda like you. And you said I worry too much, remember!”
”Y-yeah, I did…” Hitch scratched his neck once again.
”So I decided to have sex with you, right now.” Zipp lowered her gaze to feast her eyes on Hitch’s throbbing member, ”To stop worrying!”
”Eh… Does it really work like that, Zipp?”
”Shut up and fuck me already!” Zipp grunted and started clopping Hitch’s schlong, making him moan in satisfaction.
”Ooookay…!” Hitch sighed and stopped talking, letting Zipp take his member into her mouth.
”Mmmm…!” she purred while slobbering on Hitch’s member, taking more and more inches of it into her throat.

”Oh, Zipp… Don’t stop!” Hitch pleaded, feeling his friend’s velvety and warm throat caressing his barrel.
He couldn’t actually believe he was getting head from his friend, let alone the very princess of Zephyr Heights!
Only after a couple of minutes fun he felt he was going to shoot his massive load and gently knocked on Zipp’s temple.
”Aah, oh! Man, I’m gonna…!”

”Not so fast, big boy!” Zipp pulled Hitch’s cock out of her mouth, a groan of disappointment coming from him. He was so close to cumming!
”I wanna have some fun, too!” Zipp turned around to lean over the sink, presenting her flanks at the sheriff with her hips swaying, ”Now put your cock inside, Sheriff! Make me scream like a whore!”

”Holy shit, you’re forward!” Hitch thought in amazement, but decided to play along. He rose on Zipp’s back and positioned himself, his erect and lubricated member slapping on Zipp’s buttocks. After his tip found her wet folds, he rammed his stallionhood inside, making Zipp yelp in pleasure.
”Oh, FUCK YES!” Zipp pulled her head backwards, ”Get going, Hitch!”
”Ah… Awright!” Hitch replied in bliss, feeling Zipp’s warm insides massaging his hefty equipment. He started pushing in and out, trying to pick up his pace.

Zipp’s pussy stretched out along with Hitch’s movements and enjoyed his member slamming against her cervix every time he pushed it back inside. Zipp’s wet pussy squirted out nectar like a ripe peach, and wet slaps accompanied by their moaning echoed throughout the aisle.

It didn’t take long for Hitch to notice he was at his limits.
”Zipp! I’m really gonna-”
”Do it, Hitch!” Zipp replied along with her panting, ”I wanna feel it! Pump me full of cum!”
”Oh! Fuck!!” Hitch clenched his teeth, and with one last push he climaxed inside Zipp’s royal cervix, his cock pulsating against her walls as it shot his creamy seed into her womb.

Zipp screamed as her vaginal muscles clenched around Hitch’s dick, pulling it deeper inside of her with their vice grip. Her orgasm rocked her whole body and she pushed herself against Hitch’s tight hold, then she felt like melting as her body relaxed.

”So… Warm!” Zipp sighed in ecstasy and enjoyed the feeling of being filled to the brim. Soon Hitch’s cum oozed out of her and splattered on the floor as he pulled his flaccid cock out of his friend’s folds.
They panted in unison in the afterglow with their heads over heels. Zipp was so satisfied she didn’t want that moment to ever stop. Her heat was now satiated with her friend’s seed, her womb now full of it…

Wait… He came inside!

”Oh fuck, YOU CAME INSIDE!” Zipp suddenly shouted and pushed Hitch off her back, ”Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!! This wasn’t supposed to happen!!!”
She turned around, positioning her privates under the tap and was about rinse as much of Hitch’s semen out of her as she could.
”Wait, Zipp!” Hitch called out and tried to warn his friend who was already pulling the valve, ”The tap water is…!”

***

Zipp was out of commission for a couple of days, suffering from second degree burns in her ”tender spots”. Hitch survived with just one black eye and somewhat shattered ego - he decided not to press charges.

And what came of the magic glitching? Well, Sunny took care of it. Nothing that a little speck of alicorn magic couldn’t fix!

-THE END-

Author's Note

Just a little Hitch/Zipp one-shot I made for fun. At first this was a green text I made for the lols in LewdChapter's server and I expanded it upon afterwards. :ajsmug:
I was asked to add more muscle worship and stuff, hope this was enough. :rainbowlaugh: