The Royal Date Game

by Questionmark x3

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Celestia, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Romance, Princess Luna, Equestria Girls, Porn, Fetish
Length: 5685

A very perverted date game is being played with the royals in this twisted world. Can Twilight figure out a way to return to her own thru the mirror?

Twilight finds herself traveling into the Equestria of the Mirror, but things are different, much different. Finding herself stuck in a form that made her human and feral mixed into that of an anthropomorphic pony. Instead of the school and her friends, she found just Sunset waiting for her on the other side. She kept repeating something about a game, and before Twilight could snap her out of it the mirror portal closed on the statue.

Will Twilight be able to figure out what went wrong and fix this problem?

This story will contain major subjects of beastiality,(minor parts) fecal matter, otherwise known as scat. As well as some sort of hypnosis if you want to call it that. Not really going to get explained.

The royals, Twilight, Cadance, and the royal sisters themselves are to participate in finding their true love in this strange game show with a masked host that stays in the dark for most of the action and keeps the camera recording. Will each princess find their true love? You have to tune in at 9 pm for that. Only on Fimfiction.

First chapter focuses on Cadance
Second chapter will focus on the sisters

Edit: love the downvotes raining in the first minute I post this. Don't like the fetish, don't read it.

Published 2022-08-30 00:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2022-08-30 00:00:01 UTC

Cadance's dream date

Finding herself in a strange new world after entering the familiar mirror that she used to jump between Equestria and this other world that she had visited so often before, Twilight found herself rubbing her head from the pain of bumping against someone standing in front of her. Once her eyes opened up she noticed that this somebody was Sunset Shimmer, but she looked different, less human, but also not. Almost as if someone had mixed her human body with that of a pony. With slight shock she came to the conclusion that she herself had transformed into the same strange anthropomorphic pony that her bacon colored friend has. Thankfully it wasn't all too different from walking and standing like the humans did back when she first came through the mirror.

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A short while later

With every option to wake Sunset from whatever was going on and her almost robotic like repeating demands being said again and again failing, left little choice to the princess of friendship but to play that game this worlds Sunset Shimmer wouldn't shut up about. "Fine whatever. It's not like my magic seems to work in this strange place anyway. So.... sure Sunset I play your game."

This response triggered a new set of words from the bacon-haired anthropomorphic unicorn forwards to the now standing alicorn that was scrapping some of the dust from her outfit from having stumbled out of the mirror into this weird place. "Select difficulty Easy, Medium, or Hard."

"I choose Easy. If I have to play this game, I want to win so bring it." the friendship princess formally responded and the mare in front of her cracked a slight grin. Not sure if it was the real Sunset, or if she was being controlled by something. Before any thoughts could be wasted on this, she would see a glow of light that surrounded the two of them till they found themselves in a more public place. Specifically a local mall in Manehatten. No anthro seemed to notice as they had occupied a stage and a version of her beloved sister in law princess Cadance had taken place on a chair next to a small plastic table on which were two plates with forks and knives, on the opposite side of her was an empty seat. Wondering if this world's Cadance would be able to tell her what is happening here, Twilight walked over and waved her hand, and spoke her name. But nothing got a reaction out of her.

The purple alicorn put two and two together, she must be under whatever control that also Sunset has fallen victim to. "Don't worry, I am gonna fix this Cadance." even though this wasn't her world's Cadance, it felt right to reassure her as it would help if she could pick up what she was saying.

Sunset broke the moment of thought of Twilight with a pull back to move her out of the way for what was about to come on the stage. A masked white unicorn walked out on the stage wearing a black smoking with a white undergarment that made him look like an old TV moderator. Was this the guy responsible for the situation of this world... or just another poor soul being controlled by an unknown source? Before Twilight could make her thoughts known and wave her hand to check if he was going to blink, a darkness filled the mall, placing itself around it and blurring all but the stage from visibility. This did draw her attention.

A long drawn word of greeting was what followed "Welcome to the best Dating Show you have ever seen, ladies and gentleman I am your host Disc-. Dis-. DeSilver." seems like the unicorn had to rephrase his own name multiple times till he got it right. Strange indeed, but not uncommon. "I won't bother you very long, oh purple nerd. I am barely going to explain the Date Game. Trust me it is quite simple. See, you are going to help this world's Cadence find her true love, according to your answers, but beware all answers will be valid choices giving you the choice if this world's Cadance will find her true love." DeSilver leaned in close and pulled Twilight forwards to him to tell her all this, almost wrapping himself around the alicorn in the process. The very flexible stallion gave one more tip for the game before pulling himself back from where he expanded. "After a few questions have been answered it will reveal the date of hers~." With these final words, the unicorn stepped back into the mist that covered the place around the stage.

The first question was asked by Cadance after she tipped on the ground in her fitting gold high heels, a nearby clock showed time passing by fast and her getting more impatient by the second. Around five minutes later some noises could be heard behind the curtain and as if someone would have shown up, the mare asked into the void. "You are late, hope you got a good reason to let me wait."

Instead of a response coming from behind the curtain, a few boxes with answers appeared in front of her. Obvious things one could say to defuse such a situation the best way possible and since this probably was her brother on the other side of the curtain she would play his wingmare in this to guide him through the game to make sure this world wouldn't lose a perfect couple.

Twilight had plenty of time to check her options on the few answers she had been provided and most had some semblance of passive-aggressiveness which sounded nothing like her brother, but thankfully a more fitting answer provided itself.

*I am sorry Babe, I was training late with the guards and forgot the time.*

This answer didn't do much to fill the now visible bar above her head, but dropped it to a slight drop of red, almost nonexistent after her reaction. Speaking of which. "At least you are honest. I like that in a man." the candy colored mare sat a bit uneasy on her chair, almost as if she was considering leaving which almost gave twilight a heart attack. How did this perfectly relatable answer cost her so many points with Cadance?! The purple mare was sure if she hit another bad answer Cadance would get up and leave, so the princess of friendship better pick her next answer with care. If not it could spell the end for this oh so perfect couple. This was something Twilight couldn't be held responsible for, right? After all it was just a game. Questions ran through her mind if this was going to affect her own brother and her worlds Cadance if she fails in this game.

All this thinking about possible consequences almost made her fall into twilighting mode as her friends like to call it. "Keep calm Twilight, you have never failed a test and you won't start now!" The purple nerd talked herself out of this unlogical behavior. After all she was a mare of knowledge and reason, so she better started to act like it.

With the bookworm's last thought still occupying her head, she only noticed a new button that had appeared to her side, showing a bag that contained gifts acquired by playing the game. Finding herself with not many other options as the game wasn't progressing she decided to use the gift and choose the food option. Not noticing how the table that the pink alicorn was sitting at changed to a more at-home-looking surrounding. After carefully waging her chances with this last straw she choose it and looked away not being able to bear the thought of this also failing flat.

Not reading her answer out until she heard Cadance gasp and speak. "You brought me a fancy dinner, that's so sweet of you~" Cadance voice being filled with genuine affection which must mean that this had to be the right move for Twilight to pursue.

With this in mind, the answer given on receiving such a gift was strongly positive which filled up Cadance bar till the first of 4 stages to fill to the maximum to conclude the date as she presumed, but not having explicitly been stated.

Meanwhile, the pink alicorn dream date received the food in a takeaway box which hovered down from above in a blue magic engulfing it before placing it down on her plate ready to be opened. Using both her hands to open the small white plastic box to receive some food to stuff her belly with, she first had to adore what a good pick this was. "Oh, it is perfect. This is my favorite! Oh, you are so considerate~" nothing but silence came from behind the curtain but now giving Twilight new options to answer.

One thing was bugging her though, what exactly was the food her sister in law got that made her forgive her brothers coming late so quick? Since she was only a few meters away, and barely needed to walk around her to glance a look on what was in the takeaway box. Her eyes went wide and her stomach was doing flips upon laying eyes on what could be described as a hotdog by a very mean spirited person. Truth was, this was probably as far away from a hotdog then imaginable besides maybe the shape.

The takeaway box had a pair of hotdog buns, which wouldn't be unusual if it wasn't for the large brown steaming log laying on it mixed with what seems to be ketchup and mustard. Not a log of meat, but one of shit. The smell was nonexistent from the fact twilight had and still couldn't smell anything, which was for the better. Turning herself away from the action as the need to puke made itself known, just to disappear again once the picture was forced out of her mind. All till she heard her old foal sitter's voice again, which made her turn around just to see the pretty pink princess hold the hotdog in between her tender hands, which were each covered by a white glove over her pink furred skin. Having to squish the buns closed to keep most of the log from dropping out.

Before her own jaw even had time to drop to the ground she witnessed this worlds version of princess Cadance dig into the hotdog, staining her lips in the process as her teeth munched into the still warm mass mixing with her own spit and the ketchup and mustard combination probably filling her taste buds, but to Twilights disgust she saw not a single muscle flinch on her sister in-laws face, no even worse another bite followed once a very audible gulp showed a rather large chunk journey down her throat. The mare swallowing did so without remorse, as much as Cadance was concerned it tasted like the best hotdog she had ever eaten from the expression she was rocking. Much to Twilight's discontent.

After a few minutes in which Twilight did her best to blank out the munching and gulping sounds of her ex foalsitter, even going so far as to press her hands against her ears just to numb the sound. Just when Twilight thought it was over a soft burping sound made itself known from the now slightly brown stained lips of the pink princess, which she did lick over after closing the now empty takeaway box. "I was starving for a good meal, thank you for bringing me this delicate hotdog." her voice was constantly filled with little subtle purrs.

A bunch of new answers appeared in front of Twilight who had by now turned back forwards Cadance's direction to face the happy smiling mare, with a hint of a seductive winking as the bar above her head was now sitting at two filled bars.

Carefully choosing her next answer, Twilight decided to pick the most fitting one for her brother Shining Armor.

*Glad I could get you something, Candy*

The answer fitted the best, but it was a bit weird since Shining Armor in her world never called her Candy, but Cady. So either this game was flawed, which in all honesty it was in Twilight s opinion, or this world's best couple was a bit different than the one she knew.

The answer she gave seemed to raise the bar just slightly to two and a half-filled bars, but given that this was still better than her last *success* it was never the less a small step forward. Even though she had to shiver when thinking about that last successful raise of the bar. One thing that Twilight almost failed to notice was how Candy now played with her mane and her eyes lidded even more seductive than before, even going so far as to lick her lips once more in a slow but very intended way while her other hand lifted one strap of her dress from her shoulder to reveal just a bit more skin.

The lights around the purple smart mare went out one by one, till no light remained and after a few seconds one large light shined down on the stage with the familiar white unicorn stallion in his black suit taking a microphone into his hand while using his other hand to guide his black mane with that small red batch from covering his left eye in a swift motion. "Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to let the curtain fall and share with you the identity of our mysterious male counterpart. Give it up for-" the sound of many drums bumping filled the void around Twilight before the curtain finally fell. "King Sombra. Ex-King I might say, but not yet done with boning cute princesses~"

With the deep red curtain hitting the floor it hit Twilight like a train, now it all made sense. The reason why so many of the answers she got to choose from seemed so outlandish to her. This was not her brother, but worse. Much worse! A horse with deep as it goes dark fur and a scar under its right eye, with a bit of wild fur making it look like a beard had formed on its face. A somewhat fake looking cracked horn had been fixed on its head. The stallion in front of Cadance was nonother than King Sombra... but not the Sombra she knew as this one was more horse and had no resemblance with the anthro look of Cadance or herself. The eyes of Twilight and Cadance both fell on the horse, but instead of looking disgusted from this revelation as Twilight did, Cadance stood up from her plastic chair to get up close to the horse, her bar now filled to the maximum. Her hand was carefully scratching the horse's neck, but otherwise not moving like she was waiting for something.

Instead of answers to questions, Twilight was now confronted with different choices of icons. Each of them different from one another. The first one showed a pair of hands and lips on an eggplant. The second choice was a pair of lips and a donut. The third one was a bit more tricky looking. It showed a silhouette of a horse rider riding on a horse. The final icon was locked with chains, but below the chains, it was visible that it was a splash of white. It will probably unlock when Twilight was progressing during this strange game.

With the surprise still written into her face, DeSilver wrapped around the purple alicorn to give her the juicy details of this part of the game. "Soooo, princess, just a word of advice. You have to fill both bars now~. How you will achieve this is up to you, but know that victory in this game will require you to max out Sombra's bar. Much luck with that~" with his last word spoken, the unicorn unwrapped himself from the close bound with Twilight and snapped his fingers behind his back. A thick black mist enveloped the stage till light began to shine thru the disappearing mist. Revealing that their location had changed again, this time it looked like... like a stable, but not any stable. Twilight would recognize the apple family's farm anywhere, even if she could only see so much from inside the interior of the stables, with a little bit from outside thanks to a partially open front gate.

"I think I am gonna be travel sick after this."

After a clear look around at her changed surroundings, Twilight was able to spot Cadance and *Sombra* in the same spot they had stood before, but with a changed scenery complimenting them more.

The so long quiet Sunset Shimmer stepped forward from her side and began repeating a shortened reminder of how to play the game. "Choose one of the icons to proceed. You may press them as often as available." Twilight almost got a heart attack hearing Shimmer's voice again after she had been quiet and disappeared into the mist just after explaining the rules.

What followed was that Twilight picked with care, but little did she know the meaning of the Icons. For her, those things just did not make sense. Eventually, her button of choice was pushed. Starring back to Cadance who had by then finished undressing quite rapidly. Most of her clothing had been thrown over a fence, with a few exceptions being her stockings and fine crystal pink heels stepping her through the mud of the stable and much to Twilight's surprise, began to kneel below the horse's large belly. But it wasn't just the belly she spotted. No, the thing hanging below was a huge black stallionhood bouncing at every touch of its body. Paired together with a larger than her head ballsack covered in a thick layer of musk and sweat from the work animal hanging down low.

"No way that Sombra-, that the horse is that hung" Twilight had to stop herself from gazing at how majestic the entire package was looking and how her panties would get moist from watching such an unholy union take place, as well as making mental notes to study one of this worlds horses... for science.

Speaking of which, due to the pressing of the first button, Cadance was rubbing her gentle hands across the tender flesh of the dark horse that was Sombra. A kiss here and there was placed on the tip. In all, not so much action. But given that Sunset said something about being able to press a button more often. This was Twilight's next action and she would spectate if it was going to affect Cadance in a way.

One click is all it took for Cadance to become a bit more motivated to work her juicy lips around the crown of Sombra's horse cock, tasting his heavy musk up close on his elastic skin. The long rod of the horse gave this world's Cadance a hard time in stuffing her mouth with it.

Twilight, now furiously rubbing her wet pussy through her panties did click the button 3 more times till Cadance almost unhooked her jaw to take a much too large stallionhood down her throat. Sombras's cock was larger than any of the stallions back home that she had bedded with. Even larger than her brothers.

Meanwhile, the unusual couple began to speed up, thanks to Twilight's button pushing. Cadance stuffed her throat with more and more of the dark stallion's meat, leaving almost no way for air to pass into her lungs. Tears filling up the pink woman's eyes and spit mixed with precum leaking down her chin in masses. The pink alicorn looked more like a cheap hooker than a princess, her mane destroyed from the constant movement same as the running makeup on her face. Her lipstick had lost its color by now, but the stallionhood of the dark steed gained its washed down color rubbed onto it, her eyeshadow in a similar state. Cadance's stuffed throat had made its way down all the way to his medial ring. But this was her breaking point, there was no more space left in her throat for any more horse cock. That much was also obvious to the purple bystander who moved her hand quickly forwards the now blinking and previously locked white splash button in hopes to get her ex foalsitter a break.

A break she got. Not the one Twilight had hoped though. She did watch the large orbs hanging below the horse tense up and knew what was about to happen. "I am so sorry Cadance, please forgive me" but all the apologizing in the world wouldn't be enough to clear her guilty consciousness from what she was about to witness. 'Sombra' showed all the symptoms of an incoming ejaculation. And incoming it was. His large member pulsated inside of the cocksocks which had her mouth wrapped around his member. Said mare's eyes began to roll back into her skull as the first shots of thick hot horse sperm shot into her belly. Trying her best to swallow, Cadance could not keep up with the constant flow of cum and it would leak around the edges of her lips and only the seal of his cock was stopping a flood of sperm to shoot back out.

A few minutes had past since the horse started to force feed the princess of love its foalbatter and Twilight looked back over forwards the mare and her steed. Cadance's belly had expanded slightly from all the cum now filling her stomach. Sombra's member had retracted from her throat and was just about to leave her mouth, but not without leaving her a mouth full of his last cumshot which send the princess of love coughing it up as it slipped into the wrong pipe.

"At least that monster dick is no longer clogging up her throat..." Twilight's furious masturbation during all of this had almost reached its climax, just to be cut short by her need to save her sister-in-law from suffocating.

Much to Twilight's confusion did she watch as the green bar over Sombras head began to drop back forwards red at a rapid pace as soon as his ejaculation had ended. "Hey, shouldn't I have completed the level by now?" turning around and facing the dark mist behind her for an answer, but instead of one of the ponies or even DeSilver replying, the lights on the remaining two buttons began to light up and blink. The game was probably telling the smart book horse to finish all scenarios before this would be counted as done for the level.

"I really hope this world's Cadance doesn't remember anything after all this is over." Twilight groaned as her gaze fell on Cadance that regained her composure and wasn't moving. This left Twilight in the tough spot of picking the next poison, but at least the worst seemed to be over... right? Her next pick fell on the Donut with lips surrounding it and as soon as she had confirmed her choice by pressing her finger on it did the pink alicorn move again.

This world's version of princess Cadance walked around her horse companion while dragging her hand over his smooth skin till she faced his backside and his majestic tail almost wiped her across her face when Twilight put two and two together on what this button would have her ex foalsitter do. With no way to stop what was set in motion, Twilight stared at them in disbelief as the mare's face crept closer and closer forwards Sombra's puckered black asshole. The hole was the opposite of clean when Cadance put her lips on it and got a first taste of the horse's feces that were stuck on the outside of his asshole. The princess of love was giving her all to make it look as passionate as possible, but given the situation, it was probably the real passion of a controlled mare. With a second button push from a sickened but curious and mostly horny Twilight, Cadance's tongue even go so far as to slip inside the horse's anal tunnel, picking up all kinds of different flavors that would make anyone throw up, but not in this twisted world apparently.

A few minutes passed till the dream of any stallion back in her own Equestria pulled her lips off the chocolate donut that was Sombra's ponut. Cadance took a few long breaths to recover apparently, but what was catching Twilight's attention was the tongue of hers that had also exited the tight anal canal, nothing was left from its natural pink, but rather it had been engulfed completely by the horse's scat and turned brown. The same could be said about her lips, which had brown stains coated over her once so enticing full lipstick.

All this backdoor stimulation caused the horse's large mottled penis to fill with life and rapidly expand once more. Each lick made Sombra's stallionhood expand more rapidly till after a few moments, did it look as hard and throbbing as it did at the beginning of all this. Most of the mares lipstick from before, well her original one at least, had been smeared on the cock and mixed with long strings of salvia that were hanging down parts of the newly stiffening male.

With the button, she had pressed before being locked from choice on the magical panel it was clear that there was only one more the bookworm and pervert could press. The bright blinking one with the horse and a horserider on it urged the purple mare with sticky fingers to finish what she started, not even sure if she was doing this to get the level to be over, or if she actually was starting to enjoy this more than she should. An indicator of this would also be the soaking wet panties that she had hastily fumbled her left hand into to spread her own honey more directly than through her panties.

With the button pressed, the situation changed for this world's Cadance. Stepping away from the asshole she had so dearly wrapped her lips around and walked to a nearby device that Twilight herself couldn't really identify. The pink mare shoved it forwards the horse and stopped in front of it. Now in full view, it looked more like a Table someone would use to lay on. It was a bit shorter than the horse's belly, but Cadance did not care for this when she would climb on top of this strange supporting table.

"Why is there a table anyway in a stable?" was all that went through Twilight's head at this moment. A bit down below on this table there was a very hard to read metallic imprint on it saying "Something something in case of an unruly stallion"

It was not long before the question of the use of such a table would be answered, right in front of Twilight actually, when the more than well-endowed ex Foalsitter of hers was done positioning the device close enough to the horse. The alicorn beauty positioned herself on the table with her back facing the table, legs spread to the side to make room, and that impressive rack of hers pointing forwards to the black stallion in front of her. Almost as if the stallion had been trained for this, he walked up with heavy steps forwards the presenting mare and his stallionhood looked larger than ever before.
It found a cozy spot to rest on her stomach. The size of the thing is presented in a rather illustrative way for Twilight to gaze upon. The penis of his was reaching all the way up to her bust and would show just how deep the horse could penetrate the pretty mare.

Twilight slowly had to admit that she was somewhat turned on by this, it did come as no surprise that she was more than eager to press the button another time when the action in front of her was going too slow. "J-Just a little more... for science!" Twilight tried to convince herself and stared away from the button she had pressed. Her attention was too focused on what was in front of her.

After yet another press on the button with the horse rider on top of it, the console locked the button. Making it and all other buttons unpressable, while highlighting the white splash one below the locked button. Probably means that this one will be accessible again when the horse is ready to drop another load. At least this was what Twilight figured it would do. For now, though this wasn't her first concern as her eyes wandered back forwards Cadance and her 'lover', who has brought himself dangerously close to her pink pussy lips after having pulled back from having his dick soil her belly with leftover cum from the blowjob it had received prior.

'Sombra' had a bit of trouble guiding his cock forwards the tiny pussy of Cadance and after a few minutes did she grab it herself and bring it in contact with her own sex. The horse neighed at the feeling of warmth coming from her temple and intuitively pushed forward and shove the first inches inside of her which rewarded him with a loud moan from the princess of love as a much too big for her dick crammed itself into her lust box. With just the first few inches of the horse's cock entering her, it was already a sight to behold for Twilight overlooking the process. Especially noting the bulge clearly showing how deep the animal's rod had ventured. In terms of cock size she was already holding one of Equestria's largest inside of her if she had to compare him to her brother and not even he could rival a horse of this world in size.

The purple nerd's thoughts were interrupted when the feral horse began to cram more and more of his massive shlong inside the bitch below him. With more and more space inside occupied by the intruder's dick, the visible bulge on her belly moved further upwards. At the same time, Cadance's legs try to hook themselves around the large horse's body and made it look like she was riding the horse, but from down under, making the horse rider silhouette from the button much more relatable.

The energetic horse pushed until he had nothing left to stuff inside of Cadance, his balls joined her body with a heavy slap against her vulva. The bulge had moved and increased in size to almost a painful degree, but the princess who was currently taking it all was seeming to have a blast, either way judging by the look on her face. Her tongue was hanging out of her mouth and her eyes seemed to have rolled back into her skull from the deep penetration of her flower by the foreign penis. Thankfully her juices that had been flowing ever since the penetration and former lubing effort made it easier to slide the horsecock in and out of her every time the horse moved.

The stable, now filled with lots of moaning from the alicorn, and Twilight's slick finger movement echoed through the empty place. Besides this, the only sound that was a constant bother to anyone walking by the stable would be the humping of 'Sombra'. Speaking of the horse, he was more than happy to stretch the princess of love further.

At this point, the button in front of Twilight shined up once more, that specific one with the white splash on it. Knowing what this meant, the purple mare almost automatically hammered down on the button in her own hormone-induced frenzy. What followed was that the horse made one more powerful thrust inside the candy-colored alicorn, stretching her to the absolute maximum, before he unleashed another wave of potent horse sperm inside of her. Cadance's belly grew larger with each shot of semen, as there were multiple till the horse was finally done, slipping its shrinking penis out of the used hole. Just to unleash a huge amount of stored-up semen that would fill the floor with a large puddle of white as the belly of Cadance shrunk back to its usual size over the course of a few minutes. Her legs had unhooked from the horse's belly just after its climax.

As for Twilight, just before she too could experience her own climax, the fog appeared once more and wrapped itself around her, making it harder and harder to see the stable by the second, till it was gone in the magical fog and she was back in front of the statue she had come from. A voice came from behind her and almost scared her to death, but it was quickly revealed that this was once again Sunsets. The woman that had welcomed her first with her cryptic message of a game having to be played.

Twilight wanted to speak, but before she could a firework went off in the night sky and something really small on a parachute slowly descended forwards the purple nerd, until she grabbed it out of the air. It was a small card with golden writing on it, reading "Congratulation, you beat level 1. The next ones are not so easy and forgiving~"

Author's Note

Finally done with the first chapter. I cant tell ya I haven't struggled to finish this one. My initial plan was to get 4k words at max and now I am at 5.6k.

I got plans for a new chapter (I know me and second chapters, right) including the royal sisters and maybe one or two more.

Those will probably be not as extensive as this one, but should focus more on the porn, rather than buildup.