MLP of Your Dream

Your name is Twilight Sparkle. You are a unicorn in the kingdom of Equestria. You have a baby dragon named Spike as your assistent and friend. You are hunting the evil mare named Nightmare Moon who has been terrorizing the kingdom. You enter the forest searching for Nightmare Moon and to kill her.

However, once you enter the forest you meet many other ponies, dragons and other creatures that you have never seen before. Do you choose to attack these creatures or join with them?

You stab them.

You stab at a few of the creatures with your pitchfork. You try to remember everything you saw in the library when you were researching these creatures but you don't really have time to try and remember any of it.

You decide to focus on the creatures you recognize.

You focus on the griffin. It turns to you and it says to you "If you are looking for Nightmare Moon then why are you here?"

You kill them all.

When you finish them all off and the forest is quiet. A figure appears! It is Nightmare Moon! But now that she is in front of you, she seems small and innocent.

You laugh.

You ask Nightmare Moon why she is here.

"I have always loved the light. It is why I turned night. I want to be near the source of all light so I could absorb it and understand it." she said

You say "So, do you prefare Night, or light, or maybe a cum?"

Nightmare Moon laughs.
"I prefer the darkness. It is why I am the Nightmare Moon. Darkness is my true love. You can keep the lights in my eyes. I prefer to see nothing but darkness."

You giggle.

You walk towards Nightmare Moon and open your heart to her.
"You can stay here and absorb my light forever."

Nightmare Moon says nothing.

You scratch her ear.

Nightmare Moon begins to turn into a light.

You say "What the fuck is happening to you!? You are turning pale!"

Nightmare Moon turns red and begins to scream "FUCK! FUUUUCCKKK YOUUUUU PAAAAAALELAAAAAAPAPAAAAAALELAAAAAAPAAAAAAALELAAAAA".

You laugh and return back to your home. You notice that your home was destroyed by an explosion. Now what?

You say "Now I got a new toilet"

You notice that the new pony toilet has a few words written in it.

"Do you like my pee? You can keep the seat if you want it. Just don't tell anyone I made it."

You say "Ok"

You go back to your home.
You don't know what to do.

You say "I should ask Spike "

You go to Spike.
"Do you like my pee?"
"YEAH! That is so awesome you made your own toilet seat. Can I have it?" Spike asked.
"NO!"
"Why not?" he questioned.

You say "Because you CANNOT have it"

"OK, I guess I cannot have it." Spike says "But you can have ALL of me!"
"Really?"
"YES!" Spike gives you a big hug. You feel complete.

Celestia came and congratulated on clearing level 1. She also gives you the new symbol for level 2. It is a crescent moon inside of a star. On the symbol of a crescent moon inside of a star is written "Lunas Strip Club" with a smiley face.

You start to hear whispers.

"Come to me, little cutie"

You follow the whispers.
They lead you to a dark alley. In the alley is Nightmare Moon.
"YEAH! Finally you decided to come back to me. I have been waiting so long for you."

You stab yourself.

You stab yourself in the heart. You die instantly.

"No! No! Why'd you have to kill yourself!?" You hear Nightmare Moon scream.
"I just wanted you to feel my love for you."

You say "You got pranked"

You notice that you wake up in your bed at home. In your closet is the crescent moon and star you got for level 2. In your living room is a bunch of ponies. It was your future best friends, but you don't know that yet.
"Congratulations on reaching level 2. Please go to the end of the tunnel and prepare for your first quest. I will give you the location of the first quest later." The pink pony named Pinkie Pie said. Then she reached in her mane and got out of it a cupcake, decorated with poop and body fluids and give it to you. She said "Eat this poo and gain access to my magical cupcake powers". On cupcake there's writing "Please drink it!"

You drink this shit.

You don't want to be rude to your new friend, but drinking this cupcake really really chokes you. It is very bad for your throat.

You say "I want a big sweet book"

You want a big book full with candy. You ask the ponies for a big book.
The ponies look at each other and say "No".

You are offended.

You say "Fuck you!"

You swear at the ponies.
"You motherfuckers don't want to give me a big book full of candy?"
They nod.

You turn red and get on fire.

You start to burn. You start to yell at the ponies.

You say "I'm trying to save you from that nightmare bitch, and THIS is your gratitude!?"

The ponies say "No, no, it is not our fault you decided to use such hateful language. You did not choose your words wisely. Please go to our town hall and talk to our mayor about this."

You burst out, cursing those ponies and crying like a little girl. The mayor is your only chance of getting a big book. You go to the town hall and enter.

You are greeted by the mayor. She is a strange mannikin made of wood and metal.

You say "Finally I found a NORMAL pony."

Mayor Woodstock is happy you are here.
"Yes, yes, you did come here to talk to me. I am honored. Please, please have a seat."

You sit on mayors face.

Mayor Woodstock says "Now then, you wish to have a big book full of candy, is this correct?"

"Yes."

You say "In this book is instruction on how to get a candies, called "Elements of Harmony"

"Yes, yes, I know this book. It is in a drawer in my study. Please go and get this book"

You get the book and look into it to find a secret stash of the candies called "Elements of Harmony" so you could take them all for yourself.

"But how can I get the Elements of Harmony if I don't have the book?"

"But you are human, how will you get the book?"

You suddenly noticed that you unexpectedly turned from unicorn into a human.

"I will go to the library of nighttime reading and talk to the librarian there and she will give me the book."

"Hahahahaha. You will not get to her with that plan."

You lOL.

You go outside the town hall and there is Nightmare Moon. She is chained to the ground.
"I'm sorry, I couldn't get the book from the library."

You say "You have failed me. Now you shall be punished."

Nightmare Moon then proceeds to slap and curse at you. After a few minutes of this, you die.
After arriving and seeing what happend, Celestia, Luna and all other ponies laugh and return home.

You are dead.

Quest 1 completed.

The End.

To be continued?