You’re gonna love it, Gar-Gar!

by MasaStormyPonez

Rating: mature
Tags: Garble, Anthro, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Porn, Fetish, Comedy, Smolder, Profanity, Sex
Length: 2334

Garble and Smolder are ordered to take part in Friendship Seminar at Canterlot Grand Hotel. Having some free time before the event, they get a little too close with each other...

Dragon Lord Ember orders Garble to take part of an event called Friendship Seminar being held at Canterlot Grand Hotel. After signing in to their hotel room, Garble is amazed by the differences in dragon and pony cultures. However, as things between them get more intimate, Smolder feels the need to get closer with her brother...

CW: F/M, incest, watersports, voyeurism, exhibitionism, dick shaking, masturbation, oral, boobjob, reverse cowgirl, horny Smolder, ignorant Garble, lots of dragon spunk.

All characters are 18+ in this story!

Many thanks to SWikey for giving me the original idea and proof-reading this!

Cover picture is a made by bumblebun and inkkeystudios.

Published 2022-07-03 18:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-07-03 18:00:00 UTC

"Hah, Those Ponies Are SO Lame!”

”Guuh, I can’t believe I need to take part of this fancy-pansy Friendship Seminar!” Garble groaned to his sister while they walked out of Canterlot Train Station. It was a lovely day and streets were busy as unicorns and other ponies zipped past one and another. Even though dragons were once feared creatures and two of them walking down the street could have normally caused a city-wide panic, ponies weren’t paying much attention to them, thanks to the peace treaty between Princess Twilight Sparkle and Dragon Lord Ember. Now they didn’t stand out like a sore thumb, especially with the clothes they were wearing – dragons were usually nudists, after all.

”Hey, that’s what our Dragon Lord commanded us to do! And we get to sleep in a neat hotel!” Smolder reassured as they walked towards their destination, the Grand Hotel of Canterlot, ”Just relax! It’s my friend Spike who’s holding that event.”

”Ugh, that’s even worse!” Garble blurted out, ”I could have been Dragon Lord without his meddling!”

”Then you’d be stuck in Dragon Lands and not able to publish your poems, remember!” Smolder poked her brother’s chest, ”And you’d need to prove your worth all the time. At least now you’re free to do whatever you like! If you just took part in the boring stuff from time to time, that is.”

”I hate to say it, but you’re right…” Garble sighed, remembering how his so called friends were laughing at him when he performed his poems. Those primitive and power-hungry drakes didn’t appreciate art!

***

Soon they arrived at the hotel, signed in without difficulties and entered their room.

”That wasn’t so bad, Gar-Gar!” Smolder congratulated her brother, ”You only lost your temper just one time!”
”Those ponies behind the counter were annoying!” Garble rolled his eyes, ”What the hell is ’All inclusive’ anyway?”
”Well, you’re gonna love it!” Smolder smirked and switched the lights on.

”Huh, what are those?” Garble asked and pointed at the beds in back of the room.
”They’re called ’beds’, silly!” Smolder laughed, ”Ponies sleep in them.”
”They don’t sleep on rocks? That’s SO lame!” Garble commented, feeling Smolder’s hand pushing him on the back suddenly.
”Shut your mouth for once and try it!” she said jokingly, making Garble sigh and lay down on the bed.

”Well, it sure feels cozy…” Garble admitted while he enjoyed the softness of the bed’s mattress. It was surely more comfortable than lying on a bedrock, ”But they’re still lame, urghh!”
”Oh, Gar-Gar, you sure have much to learn!” Smolder shook her head and started unpacking her stuff, ”You took your quills and notes?”
”Umm… No!” Garble shook his head.
”Great, because I did!” Smolder winked at her brother who was still lying on the bed and picking his nose. He wasn’t interested in doing any of this, but he wanted to please his own sister.

He rose from the bed and looked around the hotel room, finding a curious door leading to somewhere. He opened it and saw a room he had never seen before, ”Whoa! What is this?”
”That Gar-Gar… Is a bathroom…” Smolder sighed and shook her head, ”You don’t recognize THAT?”
”Hey, you’re the one who was brainwashed by ponies!” Garble replied in frustration,”We don’t have bathrooms in Dragon Lands, remember!”
”Well, yeah… And that’s why some places smell like piss and crap!” Smolder said and pointed at the toilet bowl, ”You pee in that thing over there and it flushes your waste away.”
”Oh, so that thing is like... Magical?” Garble asked innocently, genuinely impressed of the idea of such pony technology.
”Well, not far from the truth,” Smolder replied and walked past Garble, pushing him aside gently, ”Ok, out of the way! I need to use the can!”

She walked to the toilet bowl and raised the lid. She turned around pulling her mini shorts and panties down and swished her tail aside, starting to tinkle as soon as she had sat down on the seat. She let out a deep sigh of satisfaction and leaned backwards, not caring about her brother standing in the doorway and watching her.

”Uh… You’re not taking a crap, are you?” Garble asked and looked around the toilet searching for air freshener. While dragons usually didn’t mind the smell of urine, their feces stenched so bad it was enough to clear the area of other dragons in ten seconds flat, or even faster.

”Nuh-uh, it’s a number one!” Smolder spread her legs to show Garble her gushing vulva, making Garble blush at the sight, ”Don’t worry, I’ll be quick!”
Hearing Smolder’s urine splattering into the water made him notice how his bladder ached, they hadn't had used the bathroom while on their way to Canterlot. He started looking around for some kind of container.
”Great, they have urinals here!” Garble suddenly said while noticing the sink, ”Sorry, Sis! Can’t wait any longer!”

”Wait, Gar-Gar! That’s not a-!” Smolder didn’t manage to finish when Garble had already opened his fly to pull out his dragon dong, aiming it at the sink and letting out a heavy stream of dragon urine that created a loud splattering sound against the metal drain it hit. He let out a sigh as well, waving his member from side to side to spray his urine all over the sink, coloring the white bowl in a yellowish tint.

Smolder facepalmed at her brother’s antics. It wasn’t that big deal for her to see Garble peeing in an open and she actually kind of admired his cock, which was 14 inches long, with a thick and spined red shaft, with round glans and a huge knot. She had seen him masturbate when he thought he was alone and dragons usually walked around naked anyway, doing their business wherever they liked. It was just Garble’s ignorance what made her shake her head, ”Gar-Gar, it’s NOT used for that!”

”Huh, what’s this thing supposed to be then?” Garble asked with a confused look.
”A sink!” Smolder replied, ”For washing your claws after peeing.”
”What? Ponies wash after peeing?” Garble couldn’t believe his ears. How many weird customs did those creatures even have?
”Duh…” Smolder shrugged, ”It’s more hygienic, they say. You should do it more often, you know!”
”Hah, these ponies are lamer than I thought!” Garble snorted.

After a while he started to run empty and soon he flexed the last spurts out of his member and started shaking himself dry, that being a sight which Smolder had never gotten tired of. She counted in her mind how many times her brother’s cock swayed in front of her.
”Hah, you’re playing with yourself!” Smolder smirked, making Garble roll his eyes.

He grunted and slapped his cock against the edge of the sink a couple of times, turning around to leave after that.
”You know when I wash my claws, Sis? When I shit on them!” He proclaimed while tucking himself away and slammed the door behind him.

”Well, that’s nothing new!” Smolder thought while reaching her hand to grab some toilet paper to wipe herself.
When she felt the paper brush off her clitoris, she noticed she was getting aroused. After throwing the paper to the bowl, she leaned backwards and rubbed her clit, moaning silently at the feeling. She hadn’t even realized how horny she was!
Soon she pulled her soaked fingers off her crotch, wanting more.

”Hey, Gar-Gar!” Smolder called her brother while flushing the toilet, ”There’s plenty of time before the event. Wanna get naked and try out those beds?”
”Sure, why not!” Garble replied and took off his shirt, revealing his ripped abs and pecs, ”I sure wanna take a nap before that stupid-”

He suddenly felt Smolder hugging him from behind, feeling her warm and scaly skin, along with her squishy breasts pressed against his back. She had clearly taken off her top before doing it, ”Umm… Sis?”
Garble was confused, not sure how to react to his sister’s sudden forwardness.
”You know, Gar-Gar…” Smolder made Garble turn around to face her, ”I was thinking something other than sleeping!”
She moved her hand on Garble’s crotch, making him blush.
”It’s not gonna be eating, right?” He confirmed, feeling his cock hardening in Smolder’s touch.
”Hah, we’ll see about that!” Smolder smirked and winked.

She crouched down to pull Garble’s jeans and boxers down, letting his member spring out of its confines. She leaned closer and took Garble’s penis in her hand, giving it a few strokes before kissing his tip.
Garble let out a shaky sigh and fell down on the bed, letting his sister take control. She took more and more inches of his dick into her mouth, coating it completely with her saliva. She closed her eyes as she kept fellating her brother, her hand trailing between her legs to rub her feminine bits.

She took Garble’s dragonhood between her breasts, squeezing them together to massage it from every side. She then lowered her head for her tongue to reach the tip of his cock, twirling her tongue around his glans.
”Aah… Sis! That’s… Aaawesuuuum!”

Smolder kept going while starting to fingering herself, shoving her middle and index fingers as deep in her vagina as she could. She felt her loins burning from the foreplay and wanted to go further, but not before teasing her brother for a little longer.

”Aah… Sis!” Garble gasped and squinted his teeth, ”I’m gonna…!”

That was the cue that Smolder was waiting for. She pulled away, letting Garble’s cock free from between her tits, making him groan in frustration.

”Huh… Why did you stop, Sis?” Garble pleaded with eyes half open, making such a face Smolder found it adorable.
”Not so fast, Gar-Gar!” She winked and rose up, ”I wanna have some fun too!”

She turned around and bent over, presenting her bottom to Garble teasingly as she slowly started pulling down her soaked panties, revealing him her moist vulva winking from between her thighs. Garble’s eyes shot open in awe, his member stiffening and throbbing beyond believe. Where and when did she learn being such a tease?

Smolder pushed herself against Garble’s rod and started rubbing her ass on it, his penile spines brushing against her slit and clit. She moaned as she felt his lubricated member hotdogged between her cheeks.
”Does this make you cum yet, Gar-Gar?” Smolder asked seductively, knowing very well what her brother was going to answer.
"Y-yeah!" Garble huffed, feeling his priced member throbbing against Smolder's flesh.

”Well, don’t blow your load just yet!” She took Garble’s dragonhood in her hand, guiding it towards her vaginal entrance while she adjusted her position, about to sit on Garble’s lap. Slowly she slid his tip inside her womanhood, gasping shakily at the sensation.
"Ok, you ready, Gar-Gar?" She asked after pulling herself together and gave one last look at her brother, who let out a sigh and nodded. He grabbed Smolder by her loins and rammed himself into her, making her yelp in pleasure. Even though she had prepared herself for it, Garble's roughness still took her by surprise!

Garble pulled himself out half-way and pushed his cock back inside Smolder’s warm and tender insides, repeating the motions in a steady rhythm. Soon Smolder bounched up and down, Garble’s cock pumping her like no tomorrow.
"Oh, man...!" Garble moaned between his pushes, "You sure are tight, Sis! And wet!"
Having previously had some one-night stands, he couldn't believe it was actually his sister's vagina that he enjoyed the most!

Smolder on the other hand couldn't believe she was actually doing this, making love to someone from her own family.
Her own brother… Someone she had known and loved for many years, only seeing his penis when he urinated or masturbated, and now that same penis was deep inside of her, massaging her walls from every angle. The idea of it only made her more aroused.

”Oh, yes! Fuck your sister!!” Smolder panted, feeling Garble’s cock pushing deeper and soon it was slamming against her cervix. ”Fuck her… Guh, tight… Little pussy! Ah! Make her cum!”

Such dirty talk only made Garble hornier and soon he felt he was about to explode. He tried to warn his sister:
"Sis, now I'm really gonna...!"
"Together!" Smolder replied between her gasping, pushing herself against Garble's force, "Let's do it! Do it inside your sister!"
"Guh, o-okeeeeeeyyyyyy!!!" Garble grunted and grabbed his sister more tightly, pumping her pussy in a series of fast thrusts, until he pushed himself balls deep into her.

They both screamed in unison as they reached their climax together, Smolder's vagina clenching violently around Garble's throbbing cock while he kept shooting into his sister's womb, filling it with his hot dragon seed. As Smolder felt the warmness of Garble's baby-batter inside her womb and folds, she came once again, her juices squirting out in high pressure and landing on Garbles balls and the mattress. She let out a long sigh of satisfaction and lowered her head, collapsing on the floor as Garble's cock popped out of her, pulling a strand of their juices along.

They remained in silence for a while, gasping for air after such hectic love-making. Soon Smolder rose from the floor and turned around to face her brother, who just sat there panting with his head pulled backwards, his flaccid dick hanging towards the floor over the edge of the bed.

"So..." Smolder scratched her neck and bent closer towards her brother, "Ready for that Friendship Seminar, Gar-Gar?"
"Y-Yeah..." Garble replied while trying to catch his breath, "This sure is gonna be some interesting weekend!”
"Hah! You bet, Gar-Gar!" Smolder chuckled and gently poked her brother’s nose, making him blush, ”I told you you’re gonna love it!"

-The End-

Author's Note

I was suggested to write a one-shot about Smolder and Garble peeing together, so I decided to write this. These two have some great dynamic together. :ajsmug: