A griffon far from home

by Starreaper088

Rating: mature
Tags: Adventure, Alternate Universe, Human, Romance, Comedy
Length: 1567

I was once lost in my world but i was found in theres

I was a normal soldier till the attack happened then i was in a far away land and didn't want to be normal

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-02 14:13:10 UTC

A new beginning (chapter1)

Chapter 1

Hi names Walker so let me explain somethings, Humanity is doing great least last I heard of it, second this isn't the humanity you know; see I'm from 2098 not what ever year this is what 1958 this must be like the first actually good book about science in that year. So here's whats what about me I am/ was a soldier U.S SEALs team 1 glorious but kind us in a nut shell. I was on patrol in deep space when something happened, something strange that I can't describe.

I was in my craft a T9- 65 "Excalubir" scout jet when i saw something strange it looked like a ball but had a strange golden hue. I geared up and walked over to the release port to investigate. Combat armor check, rifle check, secondary rifle check, pistol check, tomahawk check( what it's a classic it has so many uses like a simplistic Swiss army knife). I stepped out and used the rocket pack( or jet pack what ever) and floated over, now this is were it gets interesting. Nothing abnormal about this place average little place in space dark quiet and lonely. I had not been that much of a player on Earth and had no intention to be EVER so I did feel a little lonely now and again but the constant bickering of every one I knew about how girls are just annoying bitches made me forget this for a little bit. I grabbed the sphere where it floated and looked it over that's when it happened; a very lucky shot was fired into the side of the ball causing what was actually a reality bomb to explode. See man figured out how to change realities a while ago but we saw it as to unstable to effectively use thus causing the new Chernobyl accident where the first big accident took place.

Now you would think that this would hurt and it did but for a different reason  than you think. I woke up in some forest I looked around and saw a big oak tree perfect, now when I started to get up something seemed off that's when I noticed the talons. I thought it was ironic since I was always nicknamed claws for my adapt knowledge of melee weapons and swords. Now I admit my response wasn't grand I sorta freaked out, now you might to if you had to wake up with claws. I got up and started to look around looking back i saw I was a griffon; a fucking griffon wings and all. I flapped my wings and tried to fly wasn't to hard just had to get the hang of it. I flew up the tree and looked around to see nothing interesting except maybe the large mountain in the distance. I gladly decided to fly toward it when a fucking bullet whizzed past my head. "Hey You get down here" said a female voice from below me. I went with my training and called out a response only to be answered "what the hell you talking about you ruined my house get down here and play the price now asshat".

I flew down a little to see something a little strange, a pink and purple pony with a well combed green mane. "what the fuck are you" I manged after a second, which only got me cussed out over how stupid i was. I pulled up my rifle and shouted " Identify your self now or I will open fire" this shut her up as she gave me the name Aquila. She had a tattoo of some blue prints which lead me to think she was an inventor of some kind. "whats up that mountain over there" i asked still aiming at her.

"That is your airspace griffon land what ever its called" she yelled up. I took off toward the mountain content on finding something or someone with answers.

I only wanted a drink... (Chapter 2)

Chapter 2

"fresh chopped salmon get it here folks" said the ugly griffon from the stall as I passed him. I looked for something different while being looked at like something different which I guess I technically was.

"Halt! in the name of the Griffith counsel we order you to hal-" said a heavy armored griffon as i plastered, by eyes searching rapidly

" I'm good, go fuck your self, thanks for the offer though" I said casually still looking soon after I landed and looked for a bar; I was parched. Soon I found a shitty little place called 'The battered bard' i didn't care so i walked in and took a seat. That's when I heard the commotion from down the bar, "fuck off lamo I'm not in the mood" said a female voice only to be followed by some male

"Hey honey I was just interested not every day you see such a fine looking griffon walking around". She just turned away and scoffed making the male grab her arm and pull her "hey I wasn't done talking to you" that's when I had, had enough and decided to say something.

"Hey ass fuck the lady said to fuck off and i suggest you do it".

This made him and her mad ", I don't need your help so don't give me it" she said as the male griffon walked toward where I was sitting and tried to intimidate me

"You want something fuck bag". he asked me grouchily making me smirk.

"Yeah i want a million dollars a hot girlfriend and a mansion most of all i want two kids of each gender one names star, and you ain't no genie so fuck off". I said this causing a lot of griffons close by to laugh. He got mad at this and raised his fist but before he could do anything I stood up and stared him down claw on tomahawk "what you wanna do with that fist now put it down or punch me, walk away unscathed or get your fuking ass kicked; I'm fine either way". He was about a foot shorter than me so naturally he was a little scared but he was holding his ground. When I was about to do something he fell over with a thud and a smash from where the bottle smashed on his head.

" Fuck you ass hole" said the griffon from behind him, I presumed it was the one he had been arguing with. She looked up at me and nodded "So you my knight in shining armor trying to save me from the evil king?"

I laughed at the remark and said " Please if i was in shining armor i wouldn't be in the poor district thinking of an odd job i could do for a drink". She smiled and nodded, she didn't look half bad actually I found her very beautiful, her eyes were big and yellow with a strange but cute hair cut that was not very well treated it seemed. I looked down and kicked the griffon causing him to moan, "well i ain't planning on jail time so I must be going" i said looking at the pretty young griffon, she studied me for a second before asking me if i needed a place to stay. Considering i was in a strange place with no friends or knowledge of my location I accepted. She walked  out and took to the air only stopping to wait for me, she tried making small talk, she didn't seem all that friendly but hey I ain't no emotion/ personality specialist so fuck me. She landed on the outskirts of town and walked to a nearby ally and opened a door.

I followed suit and looked around it was nice or nicer than that bar. She motioned toward the couch and sat down with me, "so whats your name stranger" she looked at me menacingly, with her big yellow eyes piercing into me it was hard not to tell her.

"Sgt. 'starreaper' Sulfridge" she looked puzzled.

After a moment she looked me up and down and said "but you aren't a guard you ain't got the right garb" I laughed until I fell off the couch and kept on, she asked what was so funny when i got up.

"That I am here right now, whats your name" she scowled and told me.

"Gilda GrimFeathers, call me Gilda". I nodded and held out a paw for a shake she took it and shook" so you got a first name Sarge" she asked and i answered.

"Call me walker ". What happened next i didn't expect, she threw me on the ground and put a talon to my throat.

"So why did you do that back there you hoping to get lucky or something cause if so you leave now" I laughed and explained chivalry and kindness to her. she looked at me eyes wide not believing someone was so kind specially to her" you are lying; now tell me". I flipped her over and  stood up dusting my self off before pulling her up to.

" I ain't lying ma'am now if you want me to leave I will  but it ain't fair to make assumptions". She looked me over and then once again surprised me, she fucking kissed me.