Tasting Pinkie's Treats

by Clockwork2003

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, Anon, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Pinkie Pie, Random
Length: 1526

Anonymous (you), and Pinkie Pie decide to have some well-deserved fun before going out for a chocolate cupcake.

Anonymous (you), and Pinkie Pie decide to have some well-deserved fun before going out for a chocolate cupcake.

Written for the Summer Sin Celebration 22 Event. A commission for Mancin

Published 2022-06-29 00:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-06-29 00:20:00 UTC

Tasting Pinkie's Treats

It was your first summer sun celebration. Watching Princess Celestia raise the sun brought joy to your eyes. It’s only been a few short months since you’ve arrived in Equestria, and you are trying to understand the strange culture these pastel humanoids have. There’s a peculiar supermajority of females, and this has been quite pleasing to you. Back home, you weren’t the best at socializing, but you’ve found that women in your life tended to be kinder and less cruel to you.

You’ve happened to make one friend so far during your sojourn in this alien land. Her name is Pinkamena Diane Pie; although her friends call her Pinkie Pie. She looks flat-out gorgeous, with perfectly proportioned breasts, and a flank that could make any man hard on a whim. Her pink, boisterous tail is always perked up in excitement, and it seems to have a mind of its own.

“Hey, Anonymous! You’ve been here for a while, right?” Pinkie Pie asks you. Nodding your head, you sigh. “Yeah, Pinkie. I have. Where are you going with this?” You ask, unsure where the pink pony is going with her train of thought.

“I want to show you the bakery where I work! I don’t think you’ve been there before, and I can probably get you a discount on some confections!” Pinkie Pie says, smiling at you. Considering that you aren’t entirely sure whether Pinkie Pie is trying to be lustful or kind, you thought the best course of action is to remain calm and considerate of your friend. However, you are quite famished. Some carb-loading might be worthwhile, right?

“What kind of treats do you like?” Pinkie asks you. Sitting down at your friend’s desk, you take a minute to think about what your favorite treat is. You’ve always liked triple chocolate cupcakes. For the uninitiated, this would be a chocolate cupcake base, with chocolate chips inside, topped with chocolate frosting. Chocolate is amazing!

“Does your bakery make triple chocolate cupcakes, Pinkie?” You ask, trying to hedge your sugary bets. Pinkie Pie nods with excitement. “Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! It’s my FAVORITE.” Pinkie says, eyeing you with glee. There’s obviously something else that she wants, but you are too stupid to figure it out.

“Actually, I have a better idea before we go. Follow me, Anonymous!” Pinkie says, her short skirt bumping up and down as she runs up the stairs of her apartment. You aren’t in the mood for any shenanigans, but you are quite hungry for some triple chocolate cupcakes. With a dreadful sigh, you follow Pinkie Pie up the stairs. The wood creaks loudly as you climb the staircase, but Pinkie doesn’t seem to care. When you and Pinkie finally arrive at the top of the staircase, she opens the door to her bedroom and launches herself onto her bed.

Absorbing the impact from the launch, Pinkie Pie grabs her shirt with her gentle hands and removes it. Her bountiful F-cup breasts are concealed by a pink bra, and she beckons you with her index finger.

“I am in the mood for a little party. Do you like to party?” Pinkie Pie asks you with a hint of passion and lust. You are quite shocked. You didn’t think Pinkie Pie was this kind of a mare; one to be so explicit with her desires. Then again, you are a virgin, so it’s not like you’d know any better.

“Uhh….” You try to muster. Pinkie Pie chuckles and smiles slyly. “I’d take it human stallions are shy, or maybe just you are? I like you, Anonymous, and I want to enhance our relationship! Be more than friends! C’mon, I don’t bite!” Pinkie Pie says, removing her bra. The two pink mammaries are staring directly at you, nipples fully erect.
As cautious as you are, your male urges are beginning to take the helm of your brain. You want to claim Pinkie Pie as your own.

“I’ve never had sex before, Pinkie.” You say shyly. She puts her right fist on her chin in contemplation, before coming up with an idea.

“Okay! Here’s what you do. Lie down on the bed.” Pinkie Pie asks. You remove your t-shirt and shorts, and leave on your underwear. You take a minute to lie down on Pinkie Pie’s bed, and she crawls over towards you. She places your face in between her legs.

“When having sex, a stallion pleasures his mare first, before she pleasures him. Take off my underwear, and put that tongue of yours up my ass! Pretty please? I promise it’s clean.” Pinkie Pie asks you with sincerity. Well, maybe she’ll do something to please you in return?

With a sigh, you remove Pinkie Pie’s underwear, and reveal her womanhood and anus. You were too busy trying to follow instructions to remove Pinkie’s skirt. She brushes your face with her tail, before turning her head towards you.

“I am going to sit down. Don’t panic, you’ll be able to breathe. Place your hands on my ass, and probe it deeply with your tongue. Go crazy! Massage my ass with your hands, worship it however you please! Also, my cutie marks are erogenous zones. Good luck! If you do a good job, I’ll give you head!”

You are very eager to be fellated, so you say “I’m ready.” Pinkie Pie smiles and plops her derriere on your face. You can breathe quite easily, and her womanhood is wet. Trying to get a feel for the environment, you grab Pinkie Pie’s ass and massage the two cheeks. They feel divine and very malleable.

“Like what you see, Anonymous?” Pinkie Pie says with a grin. Her long legs act as a makeshift pen for your head, and your manhood slowly but surely begins to rise to full mast.

“Yes, I do!” You say, spreading Pinkie’s cheeks wide, giving full access to her backdoor. You slowly lick the circumference of Pinkie’s ass and notice that it actually tastes like bubblegum. It must be some sort of Pony magic, right? Pinkie Pie shivers with ecstasy as you stimulate her. She moans, and clenches her glutes trapping you deeper into her anal embrace.

“Taste tests are for bakeries. Dive in already!” She chuckles. You oblige, and slowly probe your tongue inside Pinkie’s anus. She moans loudly, and the marehood over your nose begins to secrete love juices. Your work must be doing something, right? You lick slowly and with purpose, making sure all of her nerve endings are properly activated. Pinkie sits down deeper into your face, and uses her tail to stroke your face.

“You’re a good human! Keep it up!” Pinkie moans, rocking her hips back and forth. You do so, taking a free hand and rubbing Pinkie’s clit while you dine. She moans louder and louder, rocking her hips more and more, trying to reach her climax. You found being underneath Pinkie’s ass to be divine, and you thought it was perfect.

“I’m…I’m gonna…” Pinkie whimpers. “She’s going to what?” You wonder, accidentally stopping your worship. Pinkie wonders what’s going on, and slowly removes herself from your face. She sits down next to you, and your face is covered with pale liquid. It must be her love juices?

“What happened? Did I hurt you?” You ask, completely oblivious to the physiology of sex.

Pinkie Pie sticks out her tongue at you with a silly face. “No, dingus, I was approaching my climax. You stopped! However, you did do a good job. I owe you a reward, Anonymous.” Pinkie Pie says. You are still lying down, and Pinkie grabs your arms and pulls you up into a seated position. She lowers her head and grabs your already erect member with one hand. She spits into the other hand, and lubricates it.

“I’m gonna suck on this lollipop, alright? Just sit right here and relax…” Pinkie Pie says, shoving your entire prick into her mouth. The feeling of her lips and tongue on your manhood makes you shiver. She lobs her tongue up and down your shaft, and massages your balls with her two free hands.

“Holy shit! My entire body went numb!” You gasp, astonished at Pinkie’s seemingly supernatural powers of fellatio. She even grates her teeth gently against your dick, making you shiver even more!

“I think you won’t last long. That’s okay, Anonymous. I’m hungry for a snack. Your frosting will be yummy, I’m sure!” Pinkie says, muffled under her breath. She was absolutely right about your lack of stamina. You’ve never had sex of any kind before, and fapping only gets one so far. A pressure begins to build up inside you, and you feel warm and fuzzy.

“I…I…m gonna.” before you finish, a massive surge of your seed torrents down Pinkie Pie’s gullet. The ejaculation lasts a good ten seconds, and when finished, you collapse onto the bed with no breath. Pinkie Pie swallows the entire load, and licks her lips.

“Now that…was a good lollipop! How about that cupcake?” Pinkie says, with a smile. You just got blown to smithereens, and you enjoyed some bubblegum flavored “cake”. Nothing could be better!