This story has been translated through many different languages through Google Translate

by PPEF1

Rating: teen
Tags: Profanity, Random, Adventure, Death, Dazzlings, Original Character, Equestria Girls, Comedy
Length: 2044

The Dazzlings rode a bus that led to somewhere that wasn't their performance stage

I HAVE RETURNED :D

*THIS STORY WAS INTENDED TO BE BAD OBVIOUSLY*

The Dazzlings entered a bus that was suppose to take them to their stage so they could perform their beautiful singing. Unfortunately, they ended up on the wrong bus and well, everything was not okay

Parody of a Markiplier video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbnDToKrKQQ

Hopefully the mods know what's up with the writing

Bullseye by Harms Way

Published 2023-04-01 16:30:00 UTC
Last updated 2023-04-01 16:30:00 UTC

Pre translated version

Bus. That horrible bus. They thought they would never escape it. The Dazzlings had been on the bus “Freedom”. What freedom? There was no freedom. Adagio’s boyfriend Bullseye had no right to be on that bus… anyway.

Adagio had a dream that Sonata was going to die. She then went up to Sonata.

“Sonata! I think you’re in grave danger of death today! Please be careful. Fuck the bus!”

“What? There’s no way I can be in danger because it’s too big,” assured the blue-haired girl. “You fool!”

While Adagio and Sonata were talking, Aria realized the grievous error that she had committed, she had no pants. Luckily, she brought another pair with her.

While putting on her pants Adagio stared at Aria’s ass and Sonata just minding her own business as she drank their essence with fervor. Green smoke was coming out of Aria and Sonata and was sucked into Adagio’s pendant. “I am feeling randy and blood is… filling.”

Sonata looked at her chest and gasped. She had started the process of changing. Meanwhile Aria was flexing her muscles until all that remained was her bra and panties.

“Dang it. That was my last pair of clothes.”

Adagio was looking out the bus window and saw a sea bear.

“Oh my God!” she exclaimed. “... How is it breathing out of water?”

The sea bear was looking back at Adagio while sitting on a passing car. The poofy-haired girl turned her attention back towards her bandmates to talk about the sea bear outside.

“Girls look a sea bea-”

Adagio paused as she saw a half-naked Aria hugging Sonata.

“Well if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.”

Adagio took off her clothes leaving only her bra and panties to “express the love for her bandmates”. She then went up to Sonata caressing Sonata’s right cheek and whispered in her ear. Sonata smirked at the response of Adagio’s beautiful words.

The smirk was the sexiest thing Sonata had seen from Adagio. Sonata smiled back. Her teeth showed through her lips.

Suddenly, Adagio stopped smiling… and also magically got her clothes back. “You put those teeth away young lady!” Adagio ripped Sonata's mouth from her face and threw it, shattering the bus window and flying far away. “I won’t let you take the spotlight away from me again!”

Sonata’s mouth magically grew back onto her face. “Don’t make this about you! My smile has always been and always will be better than yours! My father will be hearing about this!”

Aria, who also magically got her clothes back, went in to break the fight. “Can you two just shut up? Clearly I’m the fan favorite of us three.”

Adagio looked at the purple-haired girl in disgust. “The fuck you on abo-”

“LASAGNA!!!”

The Dazzlings remembered that there was Stouffer’s lasagna in the freezer. Sonata grabbed the lasagna out of the package and put it in the microwave. The three jumped for joy, their boobs bobbing up and down in the process. They danced and waited with jubilant patience.

*DING!* Pop goes the weasel. Aria took out the lasagna from the microwave. The bandmates feasted on the flesh of their not-frozen food. Suddenly, they heard roaring from outside the bus.

“Oh shit!” exclaimed Adagio. “We forgot about the sea bear!”

“Yikieu(?)!” Aria shouted.

Sonata’s mouth was still full of lasagna. “Mumbly cumblit!”

The three went up to the bus window. There was no time to waste. They had to beat this fool with the TeeHee Power of Love. The Dazzlings formed into a circle, spinning around in a shiny tornado. The tornado caused the sea bear to get blinded and went on a rampage hitting and shaking the bus to the point that the driver lost control of the wheel. The lasagna flew everywhere as the bus drove off a cliff but somehow landed on its wheels.

The Dazzlings walked out the bus to see that the monster had escaped the TeeHee power.

“Damn it!” Adagio exclaimed.

This beast was of another time period on Earth from which it now returned. The sea bear looked at the three girls as he poked one lil breathy breath breath.

“Moooooonster Mash!” roared the sea bear. “If you are really the most powerful beings on this Earth, then show me a sign, kill me.” And they did.

***

Three days later the police officer found them in a pile of blood.

“So what happened exactly?” asked the officer

“All I remember was that we drove off a cliff,” Bullseye replied.

“And how did that happen?”

“I remember a creature attacking the bus but I don’t remember what it was.”

They forgot about the sea bear.

“Do you remember what it looked like?” The officer pulled out a piece of paper and a pencil.

“Well I know it had the head of a bear. And its body was big and round.”

“Damn, what an absolute unit,” the officer whispered.

“It also had the tail of a fish and that’s all I remember.”

“So like this?” The officer showed Bullseye the abomination of a drawing.

“I’m pretty sure it looked like that.”

“Anything else we should know about?”

“Well apparently the monster is still alive. I thought the Dazzlings took care of them.”

“Is that all?”

“Yes sir.”

“Alright, thanks Bullseye. We’ll be on the lookout.”

“Thanks officer.” Bullseye had tears forming in his eyes.

That was their next mystery. Many years have passed so people could tell the story of the tour bus and the attacks and occurrences that took place, and from that point it was unmistakably declared.

***

It has been a full year since the death of Adagio, Aria, and Sonata. The police still haven't found the creature that murdered them. Bullseye had been scrolling through social media to see the fans showing their love and support for the Dazzlings.

He then let out a big sigh. “Maybe I should get some fresh air.”

Bullseye opened his front door and saw a letter on the floor.

“What the hell?... WHY THE HELL YOU PUT IT ON THE DIRTY ASS FLOOR!?!”

He picked up the letter and it read: “Meet me here”

The address read... uhhhhhhh, and it was signed by the sea bear.

“Oh HELL no!”

Everything all came flooding back to him. Bullseye went onto his closet grabbing all the weapons needed, guns, knives, etc. He headed into his car, opened up Google maps and headed to the location on the letter.

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That terrible Bus base. They consider it inevitable. Nice board the free bus. What freedom? There is no freedom. A friend of Adagio, Bullseye cannot travel by bus.

Adagio dreams that the Sonata is dying. So she went to the Sonata.

"Sonata! You are in great danger today! Be careful."

"What do you say? It's not too big to be dangerous," the blue-haired girl assured. "Disappointed!"

While the Adagio and Sonata were talking, Arya realized the big mistake she had made. I'm not wearing pants. Fortunately, she brought a couple more with her.

Adagio pulled up her pants and stared at Aria's ass while Sonata greedily drank her perfume and just did her job. Blue smoke is emitted in the arias and sonatas, which are inhaled by the followers of Adagio. "I'm excited and my blood is cold..."

Sonata looked at her chest and gasped. The process of change has begun. Meanwhile, Arya relaxes her muscles until only her bra and panties remain.

“Damn, that's my last dress.”

She slowly looked out the bus window and saw the seal.

"Oh!" she exclaimed. "... what about breathing under water?"

Seal looked at Adagio, who was waiting. The crying girl turned to her classmates and told them about the seals outside.

"Beautiful Sea Girl!"

Adagio paused for a moment when he saw the half-closed, half-closed Sonata with Aria.

“Well if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.”

Adagio went topless, leaving only her bra and panties "to show her affection for her colleagues". Then she walked over to Sonata, caressed her right cheek and whispered something in her ear. The beautiful lyrics of the Adagio sonata make me smile

The smile was the sexiest thing Sonata had ever seen in Adagio. Smile Sonata. I see teeth between my lips.

Suddenly Adagio stopped laughing and miraculously got dressed. "Brush your teeth!" Adagio bit the Sonata in the face and threw it through the bus window. "Stop stealing the show!"

The magic of Sonata's lips returned to her face. “Don't do this to yourself! Your smile will always be more beautiful than mine! Dad will know!"

Aria, having miraculously regained her clothes, appears and ends the battle. "Can't I just go? I'm clearly the biggest fan of the three."

Adagio looked at the purple-haired girl with disgust. "Damn it, so-"

“ITALIAN TOAST!!!”

Dazzling remember how they have stover lasagna in the freezer. Sonata took the lasagna from the wrapper and put it in the microwave. All three jumped for joy, their chests rose and fell. They danced and waited with joyful patience.

*Ding!* Pop becomes the easel. Aria took the lasagna out of the microwave. A group of colleagues tasted a meat lunch on a non-frozen diet. Suddenly there was a noise in front of the bus.

"Oh SHIT!" The old proverb screams. "I forgot the seal!"

"YES(?)!" Arya exclaimed.

Sonata's mouth was still full of lasagna. "Damn Combret!"

The three went to the bus window. I have no time to lose. They have to overcome this stupidity with TeeHee Love Power. Holes swirl and twist into incredible tornadoes. The tyrant kept Seal out of sight and harassed the driver by hitting and shaking the bus so hard that he couldn't control the taxi. Lasagna flew somewhere when the bus fell off the cliff but managed to land on its wheels.

Lightning came out of the car to make sure the monster would get rid of Thi's power.

"Screaming!" Raise your voice.

This monster came from another time on earth, but is now back. Sil sighed looking at the three women.

“¡Puré Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiireas!" roared a seal. "If you really are the most powerful person in this world, show me a sign, kill me." And they did.

***

Police found him in the grave three days later.

“What's going on?” asked the officer

"I remember, but we jumped off a cliff," Bullseye replied.

“How did it happen?”

“I remember the creature that attacked the bus, but I don't remember what it was.”

You forgot your stamp.

"Do you remember what it is?" The policeman took out a pen and paper.

"Well, I know he looks like a bear and has a big round body."

"Fuck, how much does that complete camera cost?" said the official.

"There's also a fishtail, and I've always missed it."

"Exactly?" The officer drew Bullseye's attention to the picture's ambiguity.

"I'm sure."

“Is there anything else we should know?”

“Well, it looks like the monster is still alive. I think the Dazzlings will take care of them.”

“This is the size.”

“Well received.”

“Very good. Thanks for your comment. Has Bullseye visited? Share your experience! We warn you.”

"Thank you officer," tears fell in Bullseye's eyes..

This is his next mystery. Years passed before anyone could talk about the tour buses, the bombings and the events that happened, and it was clear.

***

A year has passed since the deaths of Adagio, Aria, and Sonata. The creature that killed them has yet to be found by the police. Bullseye took to social media to see his fans showing their love and support for the Dazzlings.

Then he sighed heavily. "I think we might need some fresh air."

Bullseye opened the door and saw a letter on the floor.

"What... why did you put it on the dirty floor?!"

He took the letter and said: “Let's meet here”

The address is...

“Oh great!"

Everything poured into him like a waterfall. Bullseye takes guns, weapons, knives, etc needed and goes into the closet. He drove, opened Google Maps, and drove to the place mentioned in the list.

Author's Note

APRIL FOOLS FOOL!!!!!
Next chapter has original translated story