Dr. Derpy Hooves: Check This Out!

The stage is dark, and a whirring synth pad is heard in the distance. The foreground of the stage is set with a circular table, topped with an elegant vase. Suddenly, a soft light covers the stage, and a small gray pegasus with sharp half-rimmed glasses steps forward. She nearly trips over the first step, a soft "dang it" captured by the stage microphone. She speaks quickly, so to avoid being lost in the teleprompter's rapid strings of words. The camera pony shakily captures her as she begins to speak.

"Hi, my name is Dr. Derpy Hooves. Today, we're gonna learn 'bout some things that I don't like. We're gonna talk to a nurse from the...hospital place down the street. She's gonna teach us how to be a healthy pony, so let's check it ou-!"

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