My Little Muffin

by Jezo Shimmer

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Romance, Self Insert, Porn, Sex, Derpy Hooves
Length: 1749

You go to check on your favorite Customer Derpy Hooves and get a wonderful and steamy surprise.

At your muffin stand in the middle of Ponyville, there’s a customer that comes by every single day; a little grey pegasus named Derpy Hooves. But something’s wrong. She didn’t come by all morning. Is she sick? Injured? Was she called in to work early? 

Something stopped her from coming to you today. And you’re going to find out what it is.

Content Warning: Oral, mild rimming and kissing.

Cover art by Badumsquish.
Co-written and edited by Kiernan.

Published 2024-04-05 19:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-04-05 19:20:00 UTC

Muffins

“Thank you very much, have a wonderful day!”

You turn your attention back to your local food stand. For the last few years, you’ve been selling muffins. When you first arrived in town, you had no idea what to do, but Derpy, a local, told you that was her favorite food. She’s your number one customer; she would come by everyday to pick up two muffins for herself.

Oddly, though she hasn't come today, and you wonder why. She’s always popping down for a quick bite, saying she hopes you never close up shop. You wonder if something might have happened to her. Maybe she was sick? Injured? Worse?

Shaking the thought from your head, you decide to visit her after work and bring her some muffins, if for nothing else than to make sure she’s alright. As your shift ends at your stand, you take a couple of leftover muffins and place them in a paper bag so they won't turn stale, then set off down the street.

As you arrive at her house, just a short walk down the road from your stand, you knock on the door. You hear hoofsteps coming towards you, and as they stop Derpy opens the door with a smile on her face, her cute little eyes looking up at you… Or down at you? You couldn't really tell, but it was cute nonetheless. One eye would look one way, and the other would go the opposite direction. Her eyes flicked back and forth quite often. It was hard to tell what she was looking at times.

"Oh, hey! I'm so glad to see you! Sorry I didn't come by, today…"

"It's alright, Derpy. I just wanted to check in and make sure everything is okay."

She looks down, her smile drooping. "Yeah, everything’s fine. Please, come in." She gestures to you with her hoof, leading you into the living room.

You walk inside the comfy little house and set the bag of muffins on the table. "I brought your favorite," you say as she comes up beside you sniffing the bag.

"Mmm, blueberry," she smiles in a slight daze.

"Correct! Here you go, Derps!" You hand her a muffin.

She takes it and eats it in one bite. She chews slowly, savouring every moment as the tiny purple berries cascaded over her tongue. Then after swallowing, she reaches up and pulls from between her lips the little paper liner that made the muffins easy to remove from the pan, disposing of it in the trash.

You rub her mane and scritch behind her ear. "You must've been hungry, huh?"

"Mhmm,'' she nods, pressing her head into your hand.

You go to sit on the couch. Despite being built for ponies, the wide, overstuffed sofa is just the right size for you. "So, Derpy… Why were you so sad back there? Is everything alright?"

She comes over and sits next to you. She sighs and looks down at the floor. Or up at the ceiling. You’re not sure. "I didn't come today because I wanted to ask you out on a date, but... I felt like you didn't like me.”

“What? That’s crazy! Seeing you every day makes me happy. If it didn’t, would I have come to check on you? Why would you think I didn’t like you?

“Because I look like this." She points to her face as she turns to look at you.

You brush her mane out of her eyes. "Derpy, you are the prettiest mare I have ever met. I’ve not seen anypony so pretty since I've been here in Equestria. You're always kind and loving towards me, and I would love to go out on a date with you".

She blushes. "Really?"

"Yes, really? I love you, Derpy." You blush, as well.

In the heat of the moment, she lunges forward, pressing her lips against yours. You can taste the blueberries from the muffin, and the rest of her mouth is inviting, too. You push your tongue past her lips, asking for entry, and she lets you in. The two of you have a passionate makeout session.

She breaks the kiss after a few short minutes. It felt like seconds, but a look at the clock shows that you’ve been here for almost twenty minutes. The two of you are panting after the long kiss.

"I think you deserve something special, Stud.” She slides down between your pants, unbuttoning and unzipping as she passes your belt. All this time, you've had an erection, and you think she must have felt it when her belly rubbed against it.

She pulls down your pants, revealing your underwear, your hard member showing through quite well. She leans forward, booping your cock with her nose when she takes a sniff. "Mmm, I love your smell," she says with half-lidded eyes.

Seeing the direction this is going, You decide to help her out a bit, standing up to remove your pants the rest of the way, as well as your shirt. Your shoes, you place under the coffee table, with your socks rolled up and crammed into them.

Before you can sit back down, she pulls down your underwear, revealing your rock-hard throbbing member, leaking a bead of precum. After you kick them aside and sink back down into the sofa, she leans forward and licks the tip, making you moan quietly. This is your first ever blowjob. More importantly, this is your first experience with sex altogether.

She runs her muzzle from the tip all the way down to your smooth ballsack, inhaling and breathing in your muscular scent, kissing and sniffing your shaft, licking and nuzzling on your sack. She surprises you when she goes even lower and starts licking your puckered anus, prodding it with her warm, wet tongue, probing it and tasting your sweat and musk. You moan as her tongue enters into your backdoor, licking all around the inside in a circular motion while her lips makeout with your entrance.

She pulls out and starts to take your member into her mouth. She goes down slowly; gagging slightly as she sinks lower onto it. She finally hilts at your base as you see it bulging in her throat. She swallows as it goes deeper; and you finally feel her hot, tight throat squeeze your cock as she starts to bob up and down. You feel your dick sliding in and out past her soft, plump lips and going down into her moist throat, and the sensation is that of perfection itself, and could be no better than it is in this moment.

It’s well over two minutes when you suddenly feel that certain pressure down below. You want to last longer, really you do. Both for yourself to feel this bliss for as long as possible, and to prove to her, as well as to yourself, that you can last long enough to show her a good time. But you’re only human, after all, and this is your first time with someone that wasn’t just a sock in your laundry hamper.

You begin to thrust in counter to her as you feel your orgasm approaching. You put your hand on her head to guide her along your cock. "Derpy, I-I’m… Ahhh! …gonna–"

With only that as warning, you push her all the way down and hold her there. Her tongue is caressing and lapping at your ballsack. You feel yourself cum and shoot rope after rope of your warm seed into her throat. You can hear her gulping it down as you see her neck bulge with each spurt from your throbbing manhood.

Once the pressure recedes, your grip on her mane releases. “Sorry for pulling your mane like that… You okay?”

Derpy pulls off of your cock, licking at the tip and slurping the leftover cum off of it. She smiles up at you and nods.

You pet and rub her mane, smoothing it out after having been maybe a bit too rough. "Good girl, Derpy."

She just smiles and nuzzles your hand. She pulls up after a few moments and you can hear her stomach start to rumble a little. All of a sudden, she lets out a cute little burp from all the cum she swallowed. “‘Scuse me.”

She climbs up your body and lays down on your chest, drifting off to sleep as you feel spent from your session that just ended.

"I love you, Derpy Hooves," you sigh as you feel yourself being taken over by sleepiness.

You awaken to a most pleasant feeling early in the morning, emanating from your cock. You gasp at the sensation, your legs kicking weakly.

While you were asleep, Derpy had made to lay down between your legs, and was now sucking off your morning wood. Her lovely, warm, soft mouth smothers your cock with affection, her head slowly bobbing up and down over your member as she tenderly sucked your tip. You hear her slurping sounds echoing through the room as she lovingly slurps on your cock. Your body trembles at the feeling of her lovely lips and tongue oh-so-lovingly cleaning your shaft.

You don’t last long, and you have no time to brace yourself. You soon cum hard with a loud cry, releasing spurt after spurt of your creamy seed into her loving mouth. Hearing her gulp it all down like she did before sets you off again right away, and you fire a few more shots than you normally do.

She pulls off, swallowing all of it as she climbs back up to your chest, breathing slowly and giving your face a lick as she settles into your embrace.

Despite where her mouth had just been seconds before, you lean forward to kiss on her soft, plump pony lips. Thankfully, you don’t taste your own seed.

She whinnies in surprise, before promptly relaxing. Before long, though, she pulls away, and buries her head into your neck. You feel her soft, slightly fuzzy lips nuzzling your neck as you both wind back down from the interruption.

She’s great. Everything about her makes you happy. As you drift off to sleep, what goes through your mind are flashes of where you’re going to take her on your first date. Someplace nice, that’s for sure. She deserves it.

Author's Note

I hope you enjoyed my first ever story and please give me any criticism in the comments below. Peace out!