Fall of Equestria, a Kids Brick build Army
5 A very friendly banter
Previous ChapterNext ChapterThe Caribou thought it would be easy. Just go find the bastard who put the 10 prince on life support, kill that son of a cock sucking ugly whore and retrieve the whore to be punished for disobedience, but what actually happened was a bloodbath.
The servant of the prince as well as best friend and personal bodyguard wanted to put the naked rats life personally out, but was crushed by what the Caribou assumed was death itself. A terrifying creature of the dark, in unbreakable armor with breathing that would make every veteran piss themselves if hearing it on the battlefield.
The Caribou couldn't describe it due to too much fear, but if they could give one it would have been utter terror. IT.....it didn't know mercy nor compassion. IT, along with the black demons from hell slaughtered everyone, they didn't ever stand a change.
They might outnumbered them five to one, but numbers were meaningless. IT, the black death killed and slaughtered everyone the same, pleas to be left alive were ignored, faces crushed in, limbs dismembered, body's mutilated beyond recognizing.
The Caribou tried to flee, but when they tried, mysterious bolts of blinding red fire came out of nowhere, killing every Caribou not brave enough to face they're executioners.
One Caribou officer managed to alert other units to come to support, but at the moment it hardly mattered. They were slaughtered all the same. The Caribous fighting efforts neglectable at best, against the shadow guard and Darth Vader.
Alexander couldn't believe his eyes, this had to be a dream. Darth, DARTH FUCKING VADER and 10 Shadow guards dropped down from the roofs of the nearby houses and began slaughtering all of those Caribou. It wasn't even a fight. The Caribous barely fought than they ran, some literally pissing and shitting themselves.
The display was fucking awesome. Yeah, yeah, many Caribou died, but they tried to kill him, so he didn't care if they suffer the most gruesome death possible, if not he would like them to feel more pain for what they do to those poor mares.
But back to the massacre. Derpy hated it, she didn't want to see death anymore because it reminds her of some thing she wishes to forget. For a long time rape and death was the only thing in her life. She was raped day in and day out, new mares coming in and out, the ones that didn't please enough were used as breeding stock or food for Caribou warbeasts, she has already seen hundreds of dead and alive mares being swallowed by warbeasts, some Caribou even liking fucking dead mares, so she has been in many orgys where she had to kiss those dead corpses, while Caribou pound into her and them. While having no real issue with the Caribou being killed, it reminded her of all before mentioned, and she wanted it to stop. But it didn't, it continued on and on, making her flinch in fear and cry out due to terror and flashbacks she got. So she hugged herself closer and ever closer to Alex to feel some form of comfort.
Alex noticing this began petting and hugging her back, too reduce her stress levels which where sky high. While he was doing that a strong, veteran looking Caribou exited a house looking at Alex, when he found him and looked at the distance between him and the black demons, the crafty Caribou though he could take the naked rat hostage and stop this shit, a "heroic" thing to do for those coward Caribou, although it could also be that the reward for that action would be high, considering all the destruction they caused.
So he slowly took his way to Alex going rather slowly, step by step to get unnoticed to Alex all the while unsheathing his dagger to be able to hold Alex hostage, but due to all the action and wariness Alex often looked around, fast noticing the Caribou approaching him, Alex unwillingly let go of Derpy, who tried to stay hugged and comfortable on Alexander and now is lying in a ball in fear due to terror of what is going on around her, crying more and more due to Alex, her comfort, not being by her.
Alex looked into the eyes of that Caribou parasite, being very deeply pissed of what they had done, raping mares of all ages, almost fucking killing him and the things they've done to Derpy, considering what they've probably also done to her due to this being a fall of equestria universe. So Alexander hatefully unsheathed his sword and held it in front of him. The Caribou seeing this unsheathed his second dagger and prepared to fight Alex.

The Caribou had two of such daggers.
The "heroic", for Caribou standards, Caribou went into an all out to close the distance between himself and our protagonist.
Swinging on of his daggers at the abdomen of Alex, the other dagger in the air to anticipate and intercept Alex sword blade that was coming at the Caribou, which it did, shattering the blade of the dagger and digging into the flesh of the Caribou forcing him to kneel. Despite the pain the Caribou felt the Caribou managed to stab Alex with his other Dagger in the leg, although not cutting deep. Alex, full of adrenaline and anger didn't feel much pain, so he kicked with much force the kneeling Caribou in the face, shattering the Caribous Nose, making him a little bit dazed and spilling blood at Alex's shorts, angering Alex even more, than Alex already is.
Not giving the Caribou even a tiny change to recover, Alexander went to stand on top of the downed Caribou and began unleashing his rage in the form of stomping the Caribous ugly mug in with more and more ferocity, till the Caribou didn't even have a head anymore, just a bloody stump and red disgusting Caribou brain mush.
Before he realized what exactly he just did, a
in blood drenched shadow guard stepped in front of him bowing deeply.
"My lord, we must retreat now, our numbers are insufficient to fight the threat, as well as to competently guard you at the moment, please follow us to our escape shuttle.", The shadow guard clearly and rather loudly, due to all the chaos going on around them, said to his living purpose, Alex.
Alex, pretty startled, looked around at the other Shadow guards, one Shadow guard was stabbing three Caribou at once while another Shadow guard was somehow punching through a traitor Stallions chest with his fist and Darth Vader who in pretty terms was on a massive killing spree, standing on a self made hill of Caribou and traitor Stallion Corpses. Anyhow they where still struggling a little bit with the enemy's. While the tight street gave them, due to they're lightsabers, a advantage, along with the blaster fire, that was coming from God knows where, the Caribou had large warbeasts.

And while the warbeasts weren't capable of harming the shadow guard nor Vader, they where pushing them back by sheer number, the Caribou not caring how many hundreds of warbeasts were slaughtered, old and young lay in the dirt of the street unmoving and dead.
"Lead me to the shuttle", Alex replied, trying to sound like a leader, and, for normal ears, failing a little bit doing so due to stress of the current situation.
Alex observed how the shadow guard spoke something unintelligible, due to some kind of static, similar to how a death trooper speaks.
"And what of the Slave lord?", the shadow lord asked his master.
Thinking a little bit about what the shadow guard meant with slave, he, our protagonist, figured out fast that the shadow guard meant poor derpy.
"We take her with us, make sure she doesn't get harmed more than she already is", Alex said, trying to sound like a proper superior.
After a little bit of more unintelligible static from the shadow guard, which was relaying information to the other forces present to retreat, the shadow guard replied to Alex,
"Yes my lord".
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Running though the streets of the mountain City, which Alex assumed was Canterlot, was pretty tiring.
Dodging arrows and attacks from Caribous in front of the way was challenging, mostly the arrow part. The Caribous in the way where cut down by Darth Vader or the Shadow Guard before they could even could put up a real fight.
We frequently went through houses and little parks to get the pesky Caribou of our backs, at least for a little while.
Eventually we made our way to a pretty familiar street, the one where I saw that lusty looking purple collared mare. Low and behold, after a little bit of walking, and the Shadow guard flanking Alex and derpy, who didn't look all to happy than rather scared, and Darth Vader leading the way, Alexander eventually saw the same sexy looking purple collar again.
She was a light brown unicorn, her mane and tail being light brown and yellow stripped.
On her bulbous and curvy body she was wearing a tight leather suit, showing all her beautiful curves.
Strangely enough she was still eying him with a lusty look, even more lusty looks than to the Caribou before all hell broke lose.
The Shadow guard instantly noticing where they're lords eyes where quickly questioned their lord.
"My lord, do you perhaps desire this Slave?", a Shadow guard inquired.
Alex thinking quickly, and definitely not thinking with his pelvis, gave a long and elegant reply.
"Yes, super definitely", was young Alex's elegant answer.
After hearing their lords want to have the Slave, the nearest Shadow guard went to the showcase, showcasing the sexy unicorn, smashing the showcase with his fist, taking his masters property. Not before cutting the storeowner in half due to him trying to stop the Shadow guard from getting the Slave for his lord. At the same time making a nice tiny opportunity fir Alex to rest his sore limbs from all this running.
But Alex's attention wasn't completely on the unicorn Slave, but also on Darth Vader, a cold chill running down Alex's spine while looking at the mighty Sith lord.
Alex perfectly knew the Sith lords backstory, how he was a former slave on Tatooine to wato and how Darth Vader's mother died due to the Slavery, and because of that Alexander knew how much Darth Vader hated Slavery.
Although Darth Vader didn't care all to much , if the Slave was for his lord that is, he would do anything for his lord, grant him any wish he so desired. But don't be mistaken, Darth Vader still hated Slavery with every fiber of his being, this time it was just okay because it was for his lord.
And funny enough Alex just realized that he hasn't spoken a word with his probably favorite star wars character.
As the Shadow guard was back to the group of 10 Shadow guards, Darth Vader, derpy and Alex, they all resumed they're journey to the escape craft, the Shadow guard carrying the beautiful unicorn on his shoulder.
Running through the city was now made more difficult for Alex, and mostly only Alex. The unicorn gave extremely lustful stares at our Jung hero, while he did like it, he tried to keep his little pathetic blood pump from doing stand up comedy while running, which was a big challenge for our hero.
Taking glances around the big city, our Jung hero soon noticed derpy, besides from the probably few hundred thousand Caribou now chasing them, after the Caribous and the proper Caribou military has been notified.
A Shadow guard was holding her bridal style, making Alex a little jealous, wanting to carry this pretty mare himself, definitely not because he already has a crush on this just gorgeous mare. But if he would be to carry her, he knew he wouldn't be able to do so, due to being pretty exhausted from all the running.
After all the running and all the lusty stares from the sexy unicorn, and cutting down Caribous that where in the way, or shooting them down from the nearby houses, and Alex being convinced that those sharpshooters where to 100 percent Shadow troopers, they eventually are it to the now temporary closed gate of the City. Temporary because it was shot open with what looked to be a fucking BANSHEE! and another ship Alex didn't recognize besides being some kind of human jet, but it had a strange symbol on it, probably a purple symbol. After blowing the gate up, they shot the incoming Caribou into the ground. Soon although engaging some kind of aerial Caribou force, they looked like little dragons although non of them breathed fire.


Moving out of the City through the recently trashed gate, Alex noticed that his suspicions where true, jumping down the rooftops of the houses and walls where about eleven Shadow troopers, and a little bit away Alex saw, what where probalby, clone shadow troopers jumping down as well, there where about twenty clone shadow troopers..


The awesome Shadow troopers and Clone shadow troopers soon took defensive positions, taking out the Caribou that managed to evade the fire of the Banshee and jet and that tried to leave the City, although soon the transports arrived. Two transports arrived, one for the Shadow Troopers and Clone shadow troopers, and one for the Shadow guards, Darth Vader, Derpy, the lusty unicorn and of course Alex.


Getting onboard of the Tantive 4 fast, the ship instantly took to the sky's, and Alex and derpy immidialy to the medical facility onboard of the ship, Alex getting treated like a king, with high respect, for some reason.
One thing Alex noticed while inboard was that the ship was full of rebel troopers, but Vader nor the shadow troops seemed to care all that much, even though they should waring against each other.
But before Alex could ask someone about it, the shadow guard brought him to his private quarters, he guessed.
Leaving him there to get some rest.
"Where are we going?", Alex questioned the Shadow guard.
"To our base of opperations, but first we need to make sure no one is following, so this trip could end up taking a while. Please rest my lord, we are going to explain everything once we arrive. But i need to go now and make some preparations. Rest well my lord." Darth Vader said, coming unexpectedly from a corner, before bowing and going just as fast away.
Soon after the Shadow guard left, standing in front of his room guard, only leaving him sitting on his bed with the shy and naked derpy and the lusty unicorn by his side.
"Soooo, what's your name?", Alex asked the unicorn while unpacking his Sword, knife and backpack from himself, not really expecting a answer if the Caribous conversations was anything to go by, but he had nothing better to do.
"My name is Eying beauty Master...", she replied while he sat back on the bed.
"Wait...", before even figuring out some real sentence to say, or ask why he can understand her, she leaned heavily on him, her hand traveling down under his bloody shorts and mlp underwear to his almighty pelvis, and pegan carefully, lovingly and passionately stroking it.
"Master, do you want to perhaps make use of your Slaves?", she lustfully whispered in his ear, making him blush and sit straighter than a guard dog.
Author's Note
Sorry for making the chapter not too epic
the next chapter will probably be about clop, as a warning.![]()
