What a nice dream, thought our main protagonist. Hugging himself to a nice, warm pillow he sleepily thought about his dream.

It was a strange dream almost just as strange as comfy his pillow is. Alex remembers that he fell through some sort of vortex, and awakened in a forest atop a mountain, near a once (probably) beautiful City, Canterlot. He clearly remembers that in his dream he was in a Fall of Equestria land, finding Derpy, almost getting killed by Caribou Scum, but getting saved by the badass shadow guard and Darth fucking Vader, and getting escorted to a Tantive 4, getting that lusty purple collar, seeing a few shadow troopers and escaping.

And then having a fun night with the purple collar named Eying Beauty and Derpy.

At this thought Alexander shot upright in bet, sitting straighter than a board.

"It's just a dream, it's just a dream", Alex said to himself, placing his left hand behind him, and feeling something nice and soft. Giving it a nice press he notices just how silky-smooth it is, which is followed by a moan from somebody.

Removing his hand with The Flash like speed, Alex noticed that he was touching the right boob from Derpy.

"It can't be real, right?", Alex said to himself.

"Soooo, was last night real, omg I, I actually... took use of Slaves....", he felt extremely bad, he felt like scum and trash.

Why?, Because he basically just "used" both of them. No asking, just pumping.

He was disgusted with himself. Granted, he was extremely tired, and Eyeing Beauty was a purple collar, which meant basically "completely enslaved and mindfucked bitch" which in all actually doesn't make it better.

Feeling disgusting and dirty Alex went to the Shower, which was located in his room. Making the temperature to 35* hot, after figuring out how this shower even worked, Alex thought about what he should do next, and how to behave.

I mean, those are still fucking shadow and rebel troopers and guards, along with Darth Vader. Now that I think about it didn't I have the exact same number of shadow guard minifigures as I saw yesterday, even though that sounds slightly stupid to say. All my bricktoys are gone so are those my bricktoys that have magically come to live? I mean, I'm literally in a fucking Star wars ship and got almost killed by those parasitic Caribou Scum in this fucking Equestria rip off, so why couldn't it be my toy army? But, wait a minute. I didn't have any Shadow CLONE Troopers, so what the fuck going up with that?

His body now being all washed up, Alex dried himself off with a towel that was lying nearby and went to the bed, only to see that someone had brought him, on a nearby chair, new clothes, some for him and some for presumably the two sleeping mares, which he quickly and quietly put on, to not wake the sleeping Eyeing Beauty and Derpy. And because he isn't a nudist.

Placing his majestic backside on the edge of the bed so he can comfortably put on his new black boots, that pretty well mix with his white officer uniform. Wanting to stand up but being unable to do so, Alex quickly found the cause of the problem which was Beauty's two elegant arms, that where hugging his waist tightly.

"Good morning Master", Beauty said in a luscious tone, "are you feeling well Master, do you need perhaps a refreshing massage?", Beauty asked.

Alex, knowing what she meant with massage, gave an instant answer," No, I don't need an massage Beauty", Beauty looking a little sad and pouting a bit when he said that," how are you feeling?"

"I'm feeling here in your presence perfect Master.", came Beauty's reply.

"Ookay, guess that's good.", said Alexander, the last part mostly to himself.

Being seated beside her Master, Beauty stood up and took a seat on her Masters lap, and began snuggling and kissing into his neck.

"Didn't I say that I don't need a massage?", Alexander replied startled.

"Why, I'm just comforting you with my body Master, it is obvious that you are a little stressed Master, does it not feel good?", Beauty replied.

"It does feel good, b-but you're dirty from all the shit from yesterday, so go wash yourself in the shower now, please.", Alexander quipped back to get her soft, pillow body off him, even though he normally would never say no to such a situation. Seeing her on him reminded him on yesterday and it hurt himself knowing that he just banged them without permission, being no better than the disgusting, stinking Caribou.

"OH! Of course Master, sorry for my neglect. I'm right on my way!", Beauty spoke in a panicked voice, gracefully climbing off Alex and running into the shower, only shortly stopping in her tracks to grab a towel.

"Got her of my back for a short while I guess" Alex whispered to himself as to not wake Derpy, but hearing after minute her yawn he knew his mission failed.

Derpy slowly stirred while still yawning and slowly sat up and looked around, seeing her Master she slightly panicked, sliding to the backside if the bed, before crawling out of the bed and in a posture that screamed to everyone that she had fear got down and obediently, how her old Masters "trained" her, kneeled down before the now baffled Alex.

"Gg-good m-morning Master, w-. how mmay your toy serve?", the clearly malnourished Derpy said.

The baffled and startled Alex didn't now how to expertly react in this, to him, unknown situation so he just sat there thinking what to do, with each second unknowingly making Derpy more panicked, due to not saying anything.

But eventually he grabbed Derpy, before she could protest, and put her head on his lap, her body on the bed, and began petting her head.

"I am sorry for yesterday." Alex apologized to Derpy," I should have never done that."

"What do you mean Master? You just,... made use of your new Slaves." Derpy said.

"No, i didn't ask for any kind of permission, I basically raped... you." Alex guiltily said back to Derpy.

" What do you mean? Again, ain't I you're Slave, isn't that why what I'm supposed to be used for?", Derpy questioned.

"Ehmmmm.", it was difficult and awkward for Alex to talk in this situation, because he never was in such a situation beforehand.

" But, I.......raped you." Alex said, a little disgusted with himself.

"Nnot really, I was just startled at the beginning, after a while I did enjoy myself greatly with you, my Master. After all I'm still a red collar Master." , Derpy spoke to her Master.

"And you where quiet gentle others would normally beat me or do something other nasty to me while having they're fun while you where extremely gentle.", Derpy told her Master.

Right after she said that a washed and cleaned up Beauty came out of the shower and addressed her Master.

"Master, I'm all cleaned up and ready to serve.", Beauty said, taking a quick glance at Derpy she added," would it be okay to be useful to you in the task of washing Derpy. And if I may be so bold, would you care to join us?"

Taking a moment to think and taking a look around the room, Alex gave his answer," Yes, you may help wash her, but I won't join in this time, take the clothes over there and put them on when you're done."

"Will be done, my Master~", Beauty replied, before walking into the shower with Derpy.

"At least this way Derpy won't trash the entire shower." Alex said to himself, knowing fully the reputation of Derpys clumsiness.

After a while of sitting on his bed, a knocking came from the star wars door, followed by a question.

"May I enter my lord?", a shadowy voice from behind the metal door asked.

With a voice full of fast building excitement that came out of nowhere, Alex gave the voice a reply, "You may enter."

As the mechanical door's slid open, Alex saw that a Shadow guard came in, the Shadow guard positioned himself in front of Alex and kneeled deep before his lord, Alexander.

"My lord, we will arrive at our Headquarters in a few minutes, lord Vader requested that we should inform you, so you can prepare yourself for leaving the vessel. " The Shadow guard informed," he also requested your presence as soon as you've readied yourself."

Alex nervously said," I am ready now, but what about t,... the two creatures which we brought with us?"

"They will be brought as soon a possible to you by your guard, my lord. Do you have any other questions my lord, otherwise we would be ready to escort you to lord Vader.", The Shadow guard replied.

"What about my other stuff, the backpack, sword and clothing?", Alex inquired.

"The guard will bring you're belongings to your personal chamber my lord.", The shadow guard replied.

"For the time being, I have no further questions." Alex said in an nervous but excited tone.

"Yes, my lord, if you please, follow me.", The Shadow guard said to his lord.

And so Alex stood up and followed the Shadow guard, just quickly stopping to inform the mares.

Exiting his room, Alex and thee Shadow guard walked to the bridge to meet with Vader, on the way there two Shadow guards stayed behind to later bring Derpy and Beauty to him, while all the others joined Alex and the first Shadow guard, the Shadow guards building a protective buble around Alex.

Going through the Corvette our protagonist noticed all the decks of the Vessel, the bunks, weapon stacks and medical room. One thing Alex quickly took notice of was that everyone else besides him and his entourage where rebel troops, all looking at him as if he was some high figure, kind of similar how the humans of DOOM Eternal looked at the doom slayer, but with Way more awe somehow.

Going through the last metal door they eventually reached the bridge, where they first where greeted by a dark, rather iconic, breathing before meeting the mighty Sith lord, Darth Vader, that awaited Alex's arrival.

Turning himself around, to look at Alex and Alex's entourage, it was instantly clear that Darth Vader just beamed an aura of superiority, which was nicely complimented by him towering over Alex, making Alex seem like a twelve-year-old.

"I suppose you have slept well, my lord.", The mighty dark lord of the Sith said to Alex, all the while kneeling before Alex, who just looked baffled and a tini, tiny bit frightened.
Frightened, well... Alex was frightened of Darth Vader not just because the mighty Sith was towering over our main protagonist, but because our little hero knew exactly about the ex-jedi's backstory and that a dumb move might end badly, even though Darth Vader and everyone else was acting pretty kind (Caribou not included).

Quickly responding to the dark lord of the Sith, even though being startled by just seeing him in person, Alex gave an intelligent and thought out reply," Y- yes I have l.lord Vader."

"That's good to hear but, is something troubling you, my lord?", the Sith lord inquired.

"Everything is alright lord Vader.", Alex answered Darth Vader.

"As you say so, my lord. If you wish you can drop the formality and just call me, Anakin.", Darth Vader informed Alexander.

What, what the fuck# thought Alex after hearing what Darth Vader said to him. He can call him Anakin, but didn't Anakin "die"?

Confusing, just confusing.

"Thanks for your kindness, but I rather stick to lord Vader, sir." Alex said.

"Very well then, we will land shortly, meanwhile why don't you look out and take a look at your troops, before we show you to your quarters. ", the imposing Sith lord informed and proposed, while pointing at the window with his left hand.

"Yes, I'll very well do that.", said our little main character before going excitedly and nervously to the large front window of the ship, to take a good look outside.

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Only to be totally stunned by what he saw.

How can he even begin to describe what he saw?

He could almost laugh out like the joker if he wouldn't be so excited.

It was...

Just....

totally.....

and completely utterly....

fully blown....

brain fuckingly (sorry for language)

AMAZING!!!!!!!!

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And how couldn't it be?

He literally saw the biggest "real life" crossover of his fucking life.

And everything on one giant and familiar looking island.

AT-AT walker's strolling around with halo scarab, some of them coming out of the ocean.

Jets with strange symbols flying around his ship before landing and transforming into,... fucking Transformers! Afterward going into their base.

Many other air vehicles going back and landing in hangars.

Seeing a fucking bat car driving around a town and ... fucking Ironman flying past the window, not before stopping and winking to our main protagonist before continuing on.

Glancing at a Minecraft mob farm.

Seeing a large stadium where some song was performed, in center rainbow kitty and her friends from the show.

Behind the stadium a training area where Bionicle's and hero factory Characters where sparring with each other.

Flying further Alex saw what he thought was chaise mc Cain driving in an of brand Lego hummer and behind that the fucking Jedi temple!!!!!!!

Seeing all this overloaded Alexander's brain, making him step back from the window and not realize that the ship landed in front of the Jedi temple. But realize that this island looked like a giant version of the base he created with some bricks back home, strengthening his idea that thus are his Legos turned real somehow.

"My lord, we have landed.", a Shadow guard informed Alex.

"Uhuh", Alex replied, not knowing what to say after the display, he was just so excited he could explode.

"Are you having trouble with something my lord?", a different shadow guard said.

"Wwhat? Oh, no no no. Everything's fine, let's go.", Alex quickly replied.

The shadow guards gave each other quick glances with each other before escorting Alex and Darth Vader to the ramp, meeting another two Shadow guards who escorted Beauty and Derpy, who where sparkling with how clean they where wearing white uniforms that complimented they're lovely curve's.

Soon though they arrived at the ramp. Seeing a large regiment of temple guards standing guard while a few important individuals where walking forward to meet with them.

And so Alex excited the Tantive 4 with his entourage.

Author's Note

Hope you enjoy the new chapter