Mark Invents Microsoft Edge

Shadowmark Crimsonmoon walkt up to microsoft headquarters (Copyrighted name). he walks up to mr microsoft pony and asks "hey i want job to mkae microsoft edgy."

microsoft pony immediately steps down as microsoft pony and Shadowmark Crimsonmoon becomes CEO and is microhard.

microsoft pony then dies of a heart attc. Lol.

then Shadowmark Crimsonmoon walks outside its daytime and see nightmare moon (so hot). I wonder if they're gonna make out.

and they do.

lol.