Looking back, the day I was summoned sucked. It really sucked. I wouldn’t exchange it for the world…

Mornings… Fuck mornings. I was more of a night owl anyways.

Poke

It would be much easier to sleep if it wasn’t so cold. My pillow is missing too, damnit.

Poke

My arms will do…

Poke

Uhhg.. it feels like I’m laying on a rock, a cold one too…

Poke

And something keeps touching my buttcheek…

…Wait, that’s not right…

Pok-

Shooting my arm around I grabbed the suspicious annoyance, causing a gasp from the holder. That was feminine… That eliminates my roommate. Must be one of his side chicks. I grumbled, pushing away the what feels like a rod away, still refusing to open my eyes, I’ll never fall back asleep if I do. “Feel free to raid the fridge on your way out, just leave me alone.”

Two more gasps followed. Wait two? There’s no way Jake would manage a threesome. “It can talk! What should we do Twilight?” There’s chick one. Twilight? Sounds like a hooker. Ahh that explains the threesome now…

Man this is a new low even for jake… ordering hookers online. Disappointing bro. Just lost sooo many chad points. “Look, I don’t know how much Jake paid you, but I’m not interested in his weird roleplay fantasies. His room is on the other side of the hall. Now leave. Me. Alone.” That end there had a bit of a bite to it but it should have got the point across.

There was beautiful silence… for all of 30 seconds… “Darling, this thing has got to be one of the rudest creatures I’ve met. I-” She was shushed by the other one. At least one has some decency, for a hooker that is. “Did you ju-” She was shushed again. I like this one. It was back to the beautiful sounds of silence. I can now fall back to sleep, albet uncomfortably.

Another few minutes passed. They must have left. I didn’t even hear them leave. If I was fully awake I’d probably worry about that, but not now. It's sleepy time.

Poke

That fucking does it. Pushing up from below me pushup style I get up and angrily yell staring daggers. “Alright you fucking w-horses?! What the fuck?” Two horses stared back at me in what lookes like shock. The left one is a white one with a curly purple mane and tail giving me the most insulted look I've ever seen, at least for a horse. The right one is lighter purple with dark purple bangs, a dark pink stripe flowed through it off center. It stared at me curiously like a cat staring at catnip. The weirdest part was that they had horns! And the purple one’s has a glow to it! A broom with a purple hue floated between us, handle pointed at me.

The white one quickly shifted to anger as a light blue coated its horn and the broom. “Whorses?! WHORSES?!” She started marching towards me with a fire burning in her eyes. The broom smacked me across the shoulder. “You have to be the rudest creature in all of Equestria!” Smack “The audacity!” Smack “I should teach you how to properly” Smack “speak” Smack “to” Smack “a” Smack “lady!”

She was face to face with me, almost touching nose to nose. She suddenly scrunched up her nose and I swear I heard a soft moan before she was dragged backwards in a purple hue. The broom dropped to the floor. The purple one, Twilight probably, yelled at her with her horn glowing. “Rarity! Be careful, we don’t know if it's hostile yet and if the circle gets damaged it can get… out… oh that's not good…”

Following her gaze I looked down at some weird gothic looking magic circle, there were now likes smeared by Rarity’s hooved dragging across the ground. There was a sudden flash along the lines as the white faded to a gray. Now noticing, why am I naked? I’ve never slept naked, it's weird. Actually more importantly, where the fuck am I?!

Looking around the dark room revealed a semi-large basement. Boxes covered a back wall. An assortment of cloths covered the right on various racks. The left was bare. Ahead had spiral steps cutting in the wall. The two ponies stood between me and the exit. This is way to real for drugs, so Jake didn’t prank me again. Now that I’m thinking about it, Jake really is an asshole.

“Why do I feel so tingly?” I thought that out loud. A purple orb surrounded me, it was transparent. Twilight must have collected herself when I was looking around. She stared at me in concentration. These horses are weird.

Rarity spoke up from a sitting position behind her. “Darling, you must send that thing back where it came from! I can’t bare the thought of that deli- horrendous scent around my Sweetiebelle!” Wait was she blushing?

Why was she such a bitch? “You know I’m right here…” They ignored me though.

Twilight grumbled. “I would have if you hadn’t broken the connection! Now I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to!” Wait what?! This kidnapping was a one way trip?! Oh hell no!

I shot up to stand in anger and immediately smashed my head on the top of the purple bubble around me. I grabbed at the back of my head in pain as I lowered back to my knees. “Fuck that hurt!” That funny feelings shook across my body, it felt hot, like really hot! “Why do I feel like I’m on fire!” A small line of static shot along my arm. “What the fuck!” I shook my arm in panic.

Rarity about screamed in panic. “Twilight! That’s magic buildup! Do something before it explodes!” Explodes? EXPLODES?! I’m gonna blow up?!

My head started to spin as I saw the purple bubble disappear, I couldn’t hear anything as my ears started to ring as I faded out of consciousness. All I saw was panic from both of them as everything faded away to black.

Author's Note

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