Is that a fucking clown? “So you’re the alien Rares was freaking out about.” A blue mare clung the window, she had short rainbow striped hair. Hopping up through the window revealed her blue wings. They stood open on her back. This place keeps getting weirder. Her nose scrunched up as she raised an eyebrow. “Oh buck, horny much?”

I gave her an unamused look. “Not in the slightest little gay horse.”

She looked absolutely shocked. “How did- How did you know?! I haven’t even told anypony!”

I proceeded to laugh my ass off. She wasn’t very amused. “I was right?! That’s fucking hilarious! You a gay lil horse!”

She stomped a hoof. “Stop calling me a whorse!” Thats so cute! Angry lil horse.

I slowly calmed down, she was a bit flustered as a blush crossed her face, her head low. After one last sigh I spoke up. “So what do you want?”

She shrugged. “I wanted to see the new alien. See if you were going to try to destroy the town like everything seems to try to do.” She sat down, wings still flared.

I’m going to die here aren’t I… “Do I even want to know? I have no plans on attacking any of you, but I will defend myself.”

She gave me a nod. “Yeah I get that…”

“Stop trying to look at my dick.”

She stiffened. “What?! I wasn’t!” She looked away and spoke softer. “I wouldn’t mind if you showed me it though…”

Yeah okay that’s enough of this. “Yeah, no, get out.”

She almost got up but decided not to. She looked away like a toddler who was told to go to bed. “…no.”

I swear this horse is getting on my nerves. “And why not?”

She puffed out her chest a bit, all while still looking away. “I-I don’t wanna.”

I gave her a hint of anger this time. “Leave or I’ll kick you out myself.”

“…no!”

Sighing I covered myself with my left hand while I got up from the bed. She shrunk a bit as she saw me standing over her. Before she could react I snatched her up by the back of her neck. She was lighter than I thought.

I brought her up to my face as I continued to the window. “I-“ My foot slid across the floor. I fell on my back causing me to gasp in shock, only to get my face squished and waterboaded by the fucking pony junk that landed on my face. A loud moan rang out as I choked on the liquid in my nose and mouth. Why did it taste fruity!

I quickly took my hands and pushed up on the pony. I really hope my finger didn’t just go where I think it did… She fell forward with a yelp. I coughed up as much as I could. I ran to the bathroom nearly slipping another time and jumped in the shower. Oh god I think I swallowed some!

I took a long shower

Why can’t I get the taste and smell out of my mouth! I mean, it didn’t taste bad…

No! What am I thinking! It’s probably been an hour since I got back in. I think I got all of the sticky liquid off but I’ll never forget the trams I just had done to me…

The air dryers did make me feel slightly better though…

Stepping back into the room I stared at the mess. There was a small pool of liquid where she was sitting, another where my head landed, and a small skid where I nearly slipped trying to get to the shower. The mare was nowhere in sight. The only evidence of her being here was a feather stuck in the window.

I closed and locked it.

Since I don’t have anything to clean, nor the urge to risk wiping it up with toilet paper I laid on the sheetless bed. Why can’t I get that taste out of my head?! It doesn’t help that the mess on the floor smells too!

The thought of what I saw kept returning to my mind. Not only the blue one but the nurse, how I got to see everything as she ran out the door, or how I literally just got sat on with nothing in between.

This is not the time jr. I stared at my half mast boner, I gave him a light smack to put him down before it was too late.

Laying on my back I decided it was time I got some rest. I just laid back and closed my eyes.

Author's Note

There won’t be much consistency when it comes to chapter length. Also if there’s any questions or if you have theories feel free to dm or comment! I enjoy responding to them!!!