Tyler

Holding my head from the headache I had, I slowly opened my eyes. The fuck Twilight I feel like shit. Why am I so sticky? I slowly got up and made my way towards the bathroom shower.

My head feels sooo much better. I walked out of the bathroom and noticed some red cloth folded up at the end of the bed. It had a ribbon with a note attached. I grabbed the note to read it.

‘I hope this is a suitable apology for my behavior when we first met.
-Madam Rarity

PS: Call me a whorse again and not even the princesses will be able to find you.’

The last part slowly faded out after I read it. She just got a bit scarier. Opening the cloth presented me with a crimson robe. This is soft as fuck. Slipping it on showed it fit perfectly. There’s three gems sewn into the shoulders too. Neat. The door opened and a masked Nurse Redheart trotted in and stiffened after noticing me being up. There was a towel on her back. She seemed hesitant to speak so I did. “Morning, at least I think it’s morning.” I looked towards the window. It was closed with a note.

‘DO NOT UNLOCK
-Ns. Purpleheart’

Are… Are those lick marks? Redheart must have noticed my confused look. “You had a.. visitor while you were asleep. We couldn’t catch them so we had to keep the window locked. You look nice in that, by the way.” Fucking ponies man…

“Thank you, but uhh.. Should I be worried?” I just stared at the marks on the window.

She stared at the window for a seconds. “Honestly, I’d be more concerned about the evil forest of death outside of town or the monsters the elements end up fighting all the time. You’re out of luck when it comes to avoiding that though. You’ve gotten too close to the epicenter known as Twilight Sparkle.” She seemed to stop to think for a second. “I’m going to stop there before I start ranting about that mare.” She had a hint of pent up anger there.

I need to get the fuck out of here. “So how bad did I fuck up by becoming friends with her?”

Her head snapped towards me. Her eye twitched. “I’ll keep a room ready for you then…” She sighed. “That crazy mare keeps me busy enough as it is…” I don’t think I want to leave this room anymore…

That leaves one option. “So I’ll have to cut ties with her and avoi-” She way looking at me with pure terror. Oh I’m fuck FUCKED aren’t I… Oh shit she’s even shaking. “Are you alright?”

The question seemed to snap her out of it. “Y-yeah… Whatever you do, do not do THAT. For the safety of not only you, but the entirety of Ponyville don’t even say that! She’ll have another episode and not even the princesses would be able to save you then!”

Well I’m lost… “Then what should I do then? Is she really this big of a problem?” I sat down on the bed making sure the robe didn’t open and give the mare a free look. Also these floors are hard on the bottom of my feet.

She stopped to think before she spoke up with a hint of regret. “I.. may be exaggerating a bit, she has a reputation here in the hospital. At one point she was sending somepony here every week just with her experiments alone. It gives us a lot of hassle and we don’t like seeing ponies getting hurt. You may want to avoid her experiments when you can though.”

I openly sighed. “Are all you ponies this crazy? Actually I don’t think I want to know. How long was I knocked out anyways? I felt like shit when I got up.”

She checked the corners of the room as she responded. “About three days.” oh shit. “Twilight left for Canterlot shortly after making sure you were fine. Just a bit of magic whiplash is all. We were actually waiting for you to wake up before we shut down the magic repelling crystals.” She had finished looking at them by the time she finished and started for the door.

I pulled the sheet over my waist and laid back. I really felt my hunger as my stomach rumbled. It has been a few days since I last ate… “Any chance I can get some food, possibly something with protein?”

She stopped and raised an eyebrow. “You going to actually eat it this time?” I can see that smirk you’re trying to hide, you’re not fooling me.

I bent my leg letting the blanket and robe fall showing my bare skin down to the base. Leaning up while I rested my head on the palm of my hand I spoke in a mock sexy voice. “I don’t know, I may have to satisfy my needs with a certain nurse. I wonder what her sister would say if she walked in seeing me on top of her loving sister.” I finished with a smirk that quickly dropped after I realized what I was looking at.

Redheart was staring at my groin mouth agape. Eyes wide her blush was reaching the bottom of her mask all while her tail continuously flagged. I could hear her breathing from across the room even through the mask. She seemed to be playing what I said in her mind before she jolted back to reality and bolted out the door dropping the towel onto the floor leaving the door ajar. Maybe I overdid it this time… That was funny as hell though. She got really into it too.

Jr! No! Smack!

After picking up the towel and tossing it in the bathroom I had laid on the bed. It took a long boring hour-ish, I don’t have a clock in here, before the door opened and a tired looking Purpleheart trotted in. “Redheart said you asked for food.” She looked like a zombie. Tiredly she picked up a tray from her back and set it at the end of the bed. She yawned before looking back at me. “Is there anything else you need?”

I picked up my tray of food putting it on my lap while sitting against the wall. “I thought your sister was on day shift? Is she alright?”

She turned her body so she didn’t have to crane her neck. “She woke me up about an hour ago asking if we could switch shifts for tonight. She was quite flustered but wouldn’t say why.” She started talking in an accusatory tone. “You wouldn’t happen to know anything about that would you?” Fuk.

I scratched at the back of my head. “Hehe …he… I might have flirted to mess with her. I didn’t think it would have such a big effect on her. I’ll have to apologize when I see her again.”

She looked a bit confused by that. “That’s it? It must have been somepony else then. You get to be quite immune to flirting once you become a nurse. Oh the things some stallions have said to me, and even some mares too. Ones pretty much a regular here…” She seemed pretty annoyed at that thought. “Anyways I’ll leave you to eat. Enjoy.” She went for the door.

I caught her before she left. “Wait, one more thing before you go.” She let out a little huff before turning back to me. These ponies are cute when annoyed. “Any idea when I can leave?”

She gave a little nod. “Assuming you react well to magic later tonight you should be able to leave in roughly three days. If not we’ll have a few decisions to make. None of which are good. Anything else.” I shook my head and she continued on her way.

I finally looked down at the tray. Is this chili? I ate a spoonful. Of course no meat, but why does it taste sweet? Now that I think about it the salad I ate a few days ago was sweet too. Do ponies season their food with sugar? Why would they season a salad? That’s what dressings are for. I suppose it doesn’t really matter.

I finished the rest of the meal. It did taste a bit like grass though. Purpleheart eventually came in to grab the tray and let me know I should start feeling magic flow into the room. She took my ring too. After waiting like twenty minutes to make sure I didn’t explode she fucked off. It felt really good actually, like an emptiness I didn’t know I had was slowly filling.

Sometime in the afternoon there was a knock. I was covered and still wearing the robe while on the bed. “Come in.” Purpleheart trotted in. “I thought you didn’t knock?”

She shrugged. That's still funny. “I got used to you being unconscious. You got a gift.” A box with red wrapping topped by an orange bow floated into the room and into my grasp. “Pinkie dropped it off saying something about it being banned?” Who?

I studied the box for a second. It wasn’t that big. “Who’s Pinkie?” I pulled the ribbon untying it.

She raised a brow. “Oh you haven’t met her yet?” She let out a small chuckle. “I’ll let you discover that ball of crazy on your own.” Ooookay?

I unwrapped it and opened the white box. I pulled out the contents. It was a blue striped bouncy ball. Both stripes were blue, one set was darker than the others. It was about the size of a baseball. “Why would a ball be banned?” She looked irritated. “What?”

She let out a groan and rolled her eyes. “The rest of the staff had bets on your gift. It was split between something party themed or sweets. Only one pony bet on neither, I wasn’t that pony…” She mumbled something I couldn’t make out.

I chuckled at her expense. “Well anyways I’ll have to thank Pinkie if I ever meet her.”

Purpleheart about cracked up at that. “If? More like when. Nopony that steps hoof in Ponyville gets away from her. She’s also the reason caffeine is banned from Ponyville by the order of the princess directly if that helps you get an idea of what you’ll be looking forward to. Alright, I do have to get back to my job.” She gave me a nod before she left. I have so many questions…

I proceeded to roll the ball around the ground with my red magic after trying and failing to bounce it against the wall on my first try. It was quite entertaining. I did this until It got dark outside the window and decided to go to sleep.

This robe is super comfy…

Author's Note

I actually have a plan for this fic now! HAZZAH! anyways likes and comments are very much appreciated!

If you have any suggestions I'd love to hear em'!

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