“So let me see if I got this right. You want me to eat one of you, no takesies backsies, because you want to write about my insides?" Discord asked, pacing the length of the map table. At least his legs were. His top half remained in place, staring at Twilight. His arms were mixing tea with Fluttershy and Rarity while his tail "arm wrestled” with Rainbow Dash.

“Safely.” Celestia cut in before Twilight could say the exact same thing. “We are trusting you, Discord, to do this safely. You cannot digest the pony you eat. You must do this so that we can get information, medical information, about your inner workings. You may be the only Draconeques we know of, but on the off chance there are others of your species, we want to know what sort of internal structure your kind has.”

Discord’s hands stopped mixing tea and tapped an invisible chin. His chin. His tail won the “arm wrestle” with Rainbow and gave itself a round of applause. “Well alright. If it’s for that fascinating documentary of yours, I will oblige you. On one condition.” His hands suddenly came over and held up a single finger. “You are the one I will eat, Celestia. Think of it as… revenge. For turning me into stone for thousands of years. You spend a few decades in my belly, we’re square.”

“Wh… decades? Discord, this is only for a documentary. We didn’t spend any longer than a few minutes in the predators that ate us. Keeping Celestia in your stomach for any longer isn’t fair,” Twilight said as she flew up to his head height.

“I accept,” Celestia said, and Twilight looked at her mentor as if she’d lost her mind.

“Princess, spending that long in a stomach… even someone like you could be in serious danger.”

“We’re immortal, Twilight. Remember? At least Luna and myself are. I’m not sure if alicorn immortality really transferred to you or Cadance or not. Either way, I can spend a few decades in Discord’s stomach without any serious repercussions besides a tangled ratty mane and tail. I trust any descendant of Rarity’s will be more than capable of helping me tame the mess.”

“But… how will we get the information about his insides?”

“Twilight, you really do underestimate your own abilities, as well as mine. I’m sad that you don’t trust that I can relay the information to you magically just as easily as I could send you letters.”

Twilight blinked, suddenly aware that she’d hurt Celestia’s feelings. Her mentor looked visibly saddened by Twilight’s lack of faith in her.

“Alright… but… please be safe. I don’t like the idea of watching you get eaten alive.” Celestia smiled and touched her horn gently to Twilight’s. A light spark, like always, passed between them.

“It will be fine.” The princess turned to Discord who gathered up his various parts and became whole again. “Alright Discord. I’m all yours. You will dictate the number of decades. I will say this, however. No more than six. Any longer than that and I will free myself.”

“Fair enough Celestia. Now, without further ado… bone apple teeth.” He said and Celestia opened her mouth to correct him only for him to shove her entire front, crown, regalia, boots and all into his throat.

The swallowing was quick. Discord wolfed her down like he hadn’t had anything to eat in centuries. The massive bulge that was Princess Celestia passed through his throat, curled up tight like a ball. The six ponies present watched as the bulge passed between his collar bones, down his chest and into his long stomach where it immediately disappeared.

They were about to attack him, simply for breaking his word, when he held up a paw. A small window appeared in front of his paw. Through it, they could see Celestia. She was whole and fine. Floating in a massive swirling vortex of magic. It was as if she was laying in a wading pool.

"There we go. And for the information..." he sucked in a breath and another bulge passed up his throat. Just as large as Celestia. Twilight glanced at the window, thinking he was letting her out immediately. She was still there, floating in the vortex.

What came out of his mouth instead was a scroll. It was massive. Several times of magnitude larger than any scroll in the library. “What’s this?” Twilight asked and he scoffed.

“For a book worm like yourself, you sure do like to ask questions about books. It’s all the information you could possibly want on how my insides work,” he said, and she looked at it. It was huge. Was there really that much to know? “Now then, for my willingness to participate in your little study, I want a reward.” She blinked and turned to look at him.

“Isn't storing Celestia in your stomach for… however many decades… enough?” she asked, and he stared at her.

“Hardly. I have been trying to eat one of them for eons. The fact that I’m doing it as their friend is not lost on me. But… if you’re good at something, never do it for free. So I want a reward for being a willing volunteer.”

“Fine… what do you want?” she asked. He stared for a while at the mares present before pointing at Fluttershy.

“I want all of you to watch. While Fluttershy feeds herself to Little Discy.” He said and the six mares stared at him before their eyes were drawn downward. Twilight should have known he’d want something depraved. His shaft was out and bright red for all of them to see. It was ribbed like a dragons’ but far longer.

“You want Fluttershy to do what?” Rainbow shouted. “No way. Nuh uh. Not a chance in Tartaros. That’s sick. She’s not even your special somepony and you want to eat her with your dick?”

“Yeah.” Discord said. The bluntness of his response stunned Rainbow to silence. None of them could even think of anything to say. “I get to eat Fluttershy, with my dick, and she gets to squirm around in my balls for… a week. I won’t turn her into ball batter,” he said, “unless she wants to,” he said much softer. “You have my word as an eagle scout.”

The mares all stared at him. They were still dumbfounded, both by his request and how blunt he was. He seriously wanted to eat Fluttershy, with his penis, and keep her in his balls for a whole week. He stared around at them for a moment before shrugging. Taking their silence as a yes, he walked over to Fluttershy, his long dick swaying in the wind, and pushed her entire head into the tip.

The five mares watched as their friend was slurped into the shaft of their second real enemy turned friend. It was as if his dick was a snake. Every inch of Fluttershy it took, it pulled back. When it took more of her, it slipped forward and took more of her in. Within moments, Discords balls were massive and squirming. It looked like Fluttershy had been split in half, or multiplied by two. Both of his balls were of equal size.

“There we go. I’ll bring her back in a week.” Before anyone could say anything, Discord teleported away.

“What the buck?!” Rainbow snapped and Twilight turned to look at her blue friend. Her face was flushed with a mixture of anger and arousal.

Author's Note

There we go. Two chapters in one night. Might do more, dunno yet.

Of course we have to include everyone's favorite Draconeques. Ok, maybe second favorite since a lot of folks know about Eris. And of course Discord is going to make things just as chaotic as he possibly can. Not one but two meals. Not even putting both in his stomach. Fluttershy should be fine, right? I mean, it's Discord. He wouldn't turn her into baby batter, would he? He cares about her too much. Right?