Pink & Purple Desserts

by lewd

Rating: mature
Tags: Non-consensual, Random, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Human, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Porn, Fetish, Comedy
Length: 12935

It's Wednesday again. Time for that all-you-can-eat dessert bar with Pinkie Pie and (your crush) Twilight. Things...still don't go as planned.

It's Wednesday again.

Time for that all-you-can-eat dessert bar with Pinkie Pie and (your crush) Twilight.

Things...still don't go as planned.

***

A sequel to Tea Time With Pink & Purple, though prior reading isn't required.

Contains Human x Pony clop. Kinky clop. (A bit of bondage, domination, and covert food play.)

Contains dubcon and noncon themes.

Featuring a stealthy party pony, pancakes, and an adorable, earnest bookmare.

Published 2022-08-07 21:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-08-07 21:00:00 UTC

Wednesday (Again)

Author's Note

Dear Celestia—what in Equestria did I just write?

Enjoy.

Wednesday (Again)

***

Wednesday.

Oh Celestia, Wednesday.

Tea time again.

You swallow, your spit catching in your throat. You can feel the tension in your shoulders, your eyes scanning the room around you for any signs of movement.

Inside the cupboards. Clear.

On top the fridge. Clear.

Behind the counter. Clear.

Beneath the table.

Slowly—hesitantly—you cast your gaze downwards.

The tiled kitchen floor stares back at you from beneath your chair.

You sigh in relief.

Clear.

You shake your head, the tension in your shoulders fading slightly.

Was this what it felt like to go insane?

This was probably what it felt like to go insane.

You sigh.

When you’d been released from the Ponyville Hospital, you hadn’t expected that things would turn out like this.

Sure, what had happened last week had been...traumatizing...but surely...surely there’d been some sort of mistake? Some error in your judgment? Some angle or reasoning you hadn’t considered?

You shake your head again.

The plan had been to sit down with Pinkie Pie and resolve the matter as soon as you got back. To put things straight. To confirm whether or not what you had thought had...happened...had really happened at all.

You swallow, your eyes starting on another circuit around the kitchen.

The thing was: you hadn’t seen the pink party mare since coming home three days ago.

No note. No message. No call on the phone. Sugarcube Corner had simply been empty upon your arrival, no sign of the poofy haired mare in sight.

You swallow again.

In sight.

Your other senses were another story.

Giggles that seemed to echo through the house at night. The scent of bread and baked goods wafting up from the kitchen in the morning. The faint warmth of somepony’s hooves on the backrest of the chair as you hesitantly sat down to eat the breakfast left out for you.

You didn’t know what kind of game she was playing, but Pinkie Pie was still here, alright. The fact she’d managed to go three days without getting caught in your line of sight was hard to believe, but knowing what sorts of crazy things the pink pony could do if she put her mind to it, you knew she was capable of it.

You run a palm down the side of your face.

Not surprisingly, sleep hadn’t come easy the last few nights. Even after sleeping in to make up for it, it was difficult to roll out of bed in the morning. Your dreams were full of more quiet giggles. Phantom sensations of pink mares slinking around beneath your covers. You felt exhausted. Drained.

You scratch at the back of your neck, glancing up at the clock.

12:23. Twilight would be here for the party soon.

You lace your fingers together, setting them on the table.

You weren’t sure how to face her after last time. You can already feel your face growing warm at the thought. Celestia forbid she try to talk to you directly—at this point you weren’t even sure you’d be able to respond.

You lean forward, resting your forehead on your thumbs.

Gah. This was torture. Why was Pinkie hiding from you in the first place? At the very least, some closure on that front would help you maintain some level of composure.

You shake your head dimly back and forth.

Man, all this agonizing was making you thirsty.

Pushing up from the table, you make your way over to the fridge, sighing as you pull open the door. The frosty air inside is pleasantly cool against your flushed face.

Glancing over the shelves, you frown, clicking your teeth.

Aside from eggs, butter, and a few odd vegetables, it’s mostly empty. Thursdays were usually shopping days, after all.

Glancing down at the bottom shelf, you can see a small pitcher filled with orange liquid. Your eyes drifting over to the sink, you can see a juicer sitting in the small pile of dishes to be washed, a few orange rinds caught in its teeth.

You shrug.

You weren’t much in the mood for juice, but it would do. Pinkie Pie and you shared the grocery bill anyways—she wouldn’t mind if you helped yourself to a little of her own freshly squeezed.

You roll your eyes as you grab a cup from the top shelf, pouring yourself a glass.

If anything, it was the least she could do, given what she’d put you through the last couple days.

You set the pitcher back in the fridge, closing the door behind you. With another sigh, you crack your neck, lifting the glass to your lips.

Seriously, where was she, anyways? Twilight would be here any minute. Even if this was an elaborate prank of some sort on her end, it wasn’t like her to miss a party date with her friends.

You take a sip from the glass.

“Phhththbhbhthh!”

You immediately do a spit take, an orange mist erupting from your mouth as it sprays across the counter and cupboards below. You can feel your eyes water as you attempt to keep from choking, the flavor on your tongue sending your taste buds reeling.

“Sweet!…*cough cough*…sweet!…why so…*cough*…sweet!?”

You run your tongue along the underside of your teeth, wincing as you feel the grit of sugar collecting between them. The taste of orange is there—vaguely—but almost completely overpowered by an almost numbing sweetness. The consistency of the liquid in your mouth is more like corn syrup than juice, your sense of taste still trying to wrap its head around the flavor it just experienced.

Coughing into your sleeve once more, you set the glass down on the table, hanging your head.

What kind of juice was that?

You knew Pinkie Pie liked sweet things, but that…that was dangerous.

You shake your head.

Never again.

You push off from the table, wiping your mouth against your sleeve.

Now, what were you doing again? It felt like you were forgetting something.

Jingle-jing. Jingle-jing.

“Pinkie? Anon? It’s Twilight. Are you two here?”

Your eyes widen.

Shit. 12:30. Tea time.

You turn toward the kitchen door, your shoulders tensing as your elbow immediately clips the glass at your side in the process.

“Shit!”

You fumble for the glass, your eyes widening further as you find yourself stumbling forward toward the floor. Fingers closing around the glass, you bring your arms up to shield your head, landing heavily against the floor with a dull thud.

“Gugh…”

Wincing, you let out a faint groan, the bruises on your shoulders and arms from your last fall pulsing with pain. A few hooves ahead of you, you can hear a worried gasp, the sound of hoofsteps rushing to your side a moment later.

“Anon? Are you alright?”

Cracking open an eye, you glance up from the floor, your blurry vision slowly reasserting itself. Framed against the lights of the ceiling, you can see the figure of a lavender unicorn staring down at you, a concerned look on her face beneath her purple-and-magenta-striped mane.

Twilight.

You immediately feel your expression stiffen, your eyes darting around the room. You realize you’d managed to stumble forward all the way onto the sales floor, your prone form now splayed out in front of the display case beneath the register. Your gaze doesn’t waver for long, however, as your eyes quickly find themselves drawn back to the purple mare staring down at you.

“—Twi—Twi—”

Your tongue immediately turns to taffy, your words rolling off of it like marbles as you try to speak. You can see Twilight shake her head, a faint hum radiating from her horn as a pinkish light surrounds it. You can feel a faint tingle against your skin as you find yourself lifted into a sitting position, the sensation of a hoof coming to rest on your shoulder a moment later.

“Are you alright, Anon? How many hooves am I holding up?”

Your eyes widen as Twilight’s expression fills your field of vision, your gaze shifting down toward the floor. You can vaguely see the mare holding out her other forehoof, waving it side to side in front of you.

You shake your head, forcing yourself to reply.

“Um...one?”

A relieved sigh escapes Twilight's muzzle, the tension in the hoof on your shoulder fading somewhat.

“Oh good. I was worried I would have to go get Nurse Redheart again.”

Slowly, you glance back up, your eyes coming to meet those of the purple mare smiling back at you.

“You need to be more careful, Anon. What would Mr. and Mrs. Cake do if you got hurt while they were away on their vacation?”

You can see her warm smile widen a bit as she brushes a lock of her dark mane from her eyes. You can feel your own cheeks grow warm at the sight, your proximity to her here at eye level making it difficult to hold her gaze.

“Sorry...I kind of...tripped.”

You wince as the words leave your mouth, chiding yourself internally.

Making another great impression, as always.

You shake your head.

Why was it you only managed to show Twilight your lamest, clumsiest side when she was around? Did somepony have it out for you? Had you picked up some kind of curse since finding your way into this magical land of Equestria?

You don’t have much time to ponder that line of thought as Twilight closes her eyes, chuckling as she brings a hoof to her muzzle.

“I figured that was the case. Spike does the same thing sometimes, too. It must be difficult walking around on just two legs all the time. Looks like Pinkie Pie and I have you beat, there.”

For a brief moment, you can feel the tension in your shoulders melt away, your gaze transfixed on the amused expression of the mare before you.

It really wasn’t fair how cute she was at times like this. A poor sap like you didn’t stand a chance.

You can feel the haze retreat somewhat as Twilight opens her eyes once more, tilting her head to the side.

“Speaking of Pinkie Pie—where is she? I haven’t seen her since I came in.”

“Pinkie Pie…”

You murmur the pink pony’s name, your eyes going wide as the situation before you settles back into the forefront of your mind.

That’s right. Tea time. The whole reason Twilight was here in the first place.

Your eyes dart around the room.

Usually Pinkie Pie would be bounding down the stairs right about now, a stream of confetti bursting out from her party cannon. Where was she? Like you’d said before, she wasn’t the type to miss a party with her friends.

Your gaze settling back on Twilight, you struggle to meet the mare's eyes.

“Um…I’m not…sure. Maybe she went out to pick up some more…um…party supplies?”

You can see Twilight let out a small sigh, bringing a hoof to her brow.

“Oh Pinkie Pie, what are we going to do with you? I told her she didn’t have to worry so much if it was just a small get together with friends.”

You can see the unicorn tilt her head to the side again, flashing you another small smile.

“But I guess that’s what makes Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie. She always goes that extra step to put a smile on everypony's face.”

Another small pang lances through your chest.

This mare. It really wasn’t fair.

Doing your best to hide the blush in your cheeks, you shift your gaze back to the surrounding room, scratching absently at your neck.

You were at a loss here. You hadn’t expected Pinkie Pie not to show up. What were you going to do now? With just you and Twilight here, it was almost like the two of you were on a—

Your heart stops in your chest.

Oh no.

Pinkie Pie—she hadn’t intentionally—

“Oh! It looks like you and Pinkie must have got things set up already.”

“Set up?”

Turning back to Twilight, you follow the mare’s gaze, lifting an eyebrow in confusion as you take in the sight of the small booth at the foot of the stairwell.

The small nook there has been dressed up a bit, bright streamers and balloons lining the seats and candy-cane archway of the landing. You can see trays of different desserts—cakes, cookies, ice cream, and everything in between—set out in a wide display at the table’s center, the scent of freshly baked pastries now just reaching your nose for the first time.

You blink in confusion, your other eyebrow joining the first.

What was going on here? That hadn’t been here when you walked downstairs twenty minutes ago.

Again though, you find yourself with little time to process the thought as you see Twilight turn, nodding toward the booth with another smile.

“Come on, Anon! Let’s take a seat. I’m sure Pinkie Pie will catch up with us eventually.”

Before you can respond, you can see the mare trot off, eyes closed as she hums a happy tune to herself. Finding yourself frozen in place, you shake your head, trying to snap yourself out of it.

Think, Anon, think.

If the table was all set up like that, that meant Pinkie Pie was around here somewhere. Probably watching the two of you, knowing her. You just had to make it clear to her that a surprise date with Twilight was a little much for you and things would be better if she joined in on the festivities as well.

That wouldn't be too hard of a sell, would it? Parties were Pinkie Pie's life after all.

You swallow, steeling yourself as you push off the floor. You can feel your heart pounding in your chest.

You really hoped that was the case. You weren’t sure how long you’d last if it wasn’t.

Following after Twilight, the two of you step up onto the landing, stopping in front of the booth. On either side of the table, you can see a small stack of plates, cups, and silverware—quite clearly placed there with the intention of serving two ponies, rather than three.

Glancing down to the unicorn at your side, you can see Twilight tilt her head to the side, appearing to pick up on the same detail.

You bring your fist to your lips, clearing your throat.

“Um...Pinkie was the one who set the table...maybe she didn’t think she’d be back right away?”

You can see Twilight nod at your side, the look of confusion disappearing.

“Oh! That makes sense.”

She flashes you another smile, shrugging.

“I guess we’ll just have to make the most of it until she gets back. It’ll be a good chance to catch up though, just the two of us.”

Your heart skips another beat.

So so unfair.

Nodding awkwardly as the mare slides into the seat on the far side of the table, you shuffle into the seat opposite her, bending your knees slightly so that you can fit comfortably. Settling in, you pass another nervous glance back to the room behind you.

Still no sign of Pinkie Pie. No giggles. No shifting bushes. No cardboard boxes sliding closer on the floor.

You click your teeth as you feel your anxiousness growing.

“Oh! It looks like Pinkie Pie left us a note!”

“Note?”

You turn back to the table, glancing over in Twilight's direction. Sure enough, you can see a small, bulky envelope leaning up against the stack of plates before her, the words “From Pinkie” written out in the party mare’s signature, squiggly hoofwriting.

For some reason, you can feel a slight uneasiness in your stomach as you watch Twilight open it.

Your eyes do another, slower pass around the room.

“Ahem.”

Across the table, you watch Twilight pull out the enclosed letter, clearing her throat as she begins to read.

“Dear Twilight and Nonny,

Right now I’m on a super-duper-important, top secret mission, so I might be a teensie-weensie, tiny-winy bit late for today’s all-you-can-eat-super-dessert-a-thon.

In the meantime, I came up with a super fun game for the two of you to play! All the snacks here are ones from recipes that Nonny brought from the human world. You should have Twilight try them out and guess what each of them is!

No peeking, though! That would ruin the surprise!”

There’s a faint fwump across the table as you watch something else fall out of the envelope, coming to rest at Twilight’s hooves. It takes you a moment to realize what it is, your confusion only growing as you do.

A purple sleeping mask?

You can see Twilight regard the small fabric blindfold with an equally perplexed expression, her gaze shifting between it and the note a few times before settling back on you.

“I guess Pinkie Pie wants us to try out the game she left for us.”

“The game she…”

You shake your head. What was going on here? What did Pinkie have in mind? Wouldn't wearing a blindfold make it difficult for Twilight to try any of the—

You can feel the warmth in your cheeks rise, your shoulders tensing.

Pinkie…Pinkie didn’t expect you to feed Twilight, did she?

You stare across the table, your expression blank as Twilight flips the sleeping mask over in her hoof. You can see the mare raise her brow in thought, mulling the idea over.

“Well, the blindfold seems like a little much, but Pinkie has always been pretty serious about her games.”

Thinking it over a little longer, you can see Twilight shrug, another small smile lighting her expression.

“I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to give it a try. I have been wanting to try more things from the human world anyways.”

Her eyes shift back up to yours, her purple irises warm and inviting.

“You wouldn’t mind helping me out a bit, would you, Anon? It might be a little difficult to navigate all these treats with the blindfold on.”

Your heart skips again. The number of missed beats was starting to get concerning.

“I…um…”

You swallow.

Like Tartarus you’d be able to say no to that face.

“…sure.”

Twilight beams.

“Great! This should be fun.”

The familiar hum of magic meets your ears as Twilight levitates the satin sleeping mask over her eyes, tying the two ends off behind her mane. You can see the faintest indentation of her eyes beneath the fabric, a look of concentration lighting her expression as she glances back and forth, adjusting the fit.

“—and there. I think that should do it.”

She flashes you another smile—blindfolded—from across the table.

“How do I look?”

You swallow again.

It was hard not to imagine the scene before you out of context.

“Um…it suits…you?”

You can see Twilight lift a hoof to her muzzle, laughing in response.

“What’s that supposed to mean, Anon?”

You shake your head, grateful that Twilight can’t see the blush rising in your cheeks.

“I’m...um...not sure.”

Still grinning, you see the mare sway her head back and forth, free of any of the embarrassment currently plaguing you.

“I’m ready whenever you are, Anon. What should we try first?”

You click your teeth, the tension in your shoulders returning. Though Twilight didn’t seem to realize it, this whole situation was prime date material through and through. Pretty advanced date material, considering how the blindfold was in play.

Your blush deepens a bit.

You knew it was just the lavender mare's personality, but the fact she didn’t quite seem to pick up on those cues almost made you feel more embarrassed. Like you were the only one having dirty thoughts.

Wait—dirty thoughts?

Your eyes widen. You shake your head.

Sensual was one thing...but dirty? Was this really "dirty thought" material? Was feeding someone blindfolded really that suggestive when it came down to it?

You shake your head again.

Maybe…maybe you were overthinking this.

Twilight didn’t seem to think it was a big deal—why should you? As long as she was alright with it and you were alright with it…

Closing your eyes for a moment, you take a deep breath, your composure slowly returning.

Even if it was a little date-like, what was the problem with two grown adults—two friends—having a little fun like this? No harm would come of it.

“Anon? Are you still there?”

“Ah, sorry, Twi—Twilight.”

You wipe the sweat from your brow.

You had to focus. Zoning out right now wouldn’t help.

Lifting your hand back onto the table, you reach for a fork, grasping it gently between your fingers. Looking over the small tines, you glance back toward the array of sweets set out on the table, searching over them with your eyes.

“Let’s try—um—this one.”

Reaching out with the fork, you spear one of the cookies—a gingersnap, from the looks of it—gingerly lifting it from its plate. Turning back to Twilight, you can see her tilt her head expectantly, an air of curiosity on her face as she tries to follow the sound with her blindfolded gaze.

“Did you choose one?”

“Um, yeah.”

Slowly, you lean forward, hesitating a bit as you hold the fork out to the mare.

There’s an awkward pause.

“Um, say…say ahh.”

“Oh! Um—ahhhh…”

Jumping a bit at your prompting, you watch Twilight slowly open her mouth, her lips parted as she sits there in wait. Swallowing, you push yourself forward, your hand shaking slightly as you feed her the cookie, her mouth closing around the head of the fork.

“Mm.”

You watch Twilight nod—your cue to pull the fork back. Doing so, you watch as the unicorn begins to chew, a somewhat odd scene playing out as you awkwardly watch her cheeks puff up from across the table.

“Hmmmm…"

You can hear the mare hum to herself over the sound of crunching, pausing for a moment before swallowing. Tilting her head to the side, she seems to think for a moment before turning her blindfolded gaze in your direction.

“It tastes a little different than the ones Pinkie Pie usually makes, but was that a gingersnap?”

You nod in reply before remembering the blindfold.

“—Oh. Um. Yeah. That’s right. It was.”

Another bright smile from Twilight.

“Not bad. It seems like the human world has pretty good recipes, too, Anon.”

“Oh. Yeah. They’re not—um—too bad.”

“What’s next?”

Your eyes return to the table. The color pink catches your attention. Maybe out of habit, at this point.

“How about this?”

You lean forward, a faint crunch sounding from the small biscuit as you pierce through its crisp exterior. Turning back to the mare, you manage to bring the fork forward with a little more confidence this time, clearing your throat once more as you repeat yourself.

“Um, ahh, again.”

“Mm! Ahhhhh…”

You watch Twilight open her mouth with a bit more of a grin this time, flashing you a glimpse of her perfect, white teeth. Feeding the end of the fork into her muzzle, you watch her close her lips around it, the mare giving you another nod as the signal to pull back.

You do so again, feeling a bit of resistance as the biscuit comes loose from the tines. You see Twilight’s eyes widen a fraction beneath her sleeping mask, her head tilting forward as she follows the movement of the fork for a moment before pulling back.

“Mmmn~”

Your eyes widen as you hear a faint, airy hum escape the mare, a thin trail of saliva following the fork as it leaves her lips. You can see her cheeks blush the faintest red as she brings a hoof to her lips, chewing slowly as she shakes her head.

“Sorry, Anon. I didn’t expect that one to get stuck to the fork.”

You shake your head, still entranced by the image and sound. Despite not having to chew and swallow first, it almost takes you as long to respond.

“No—no worries. It must be hard trying to gauge distances while—um—blindfolded.”

You watch the unicorn nod and smile.

“Mm! It’s definitely more of a challenge than I thought it would be.”

You see Twilight think for a moment, raising a hoof to her chin.

“…macaroon, though? Raspberry, maybe?”

For the first time in a little while, you catch a small smile of surprise passing over your lips. You hadn’t expected the mare to have such a sharp sense of taste.

“Uh, yeah, actually. Raspberry and vanilla.”

You see Twilight grin with pride beneath her blindfold, picking up on the surprise in your voice.

“You’ll have to try harder than that, Anon. Pinkie Pie and I have been having tea and treats together for a while now. I may not be much of a baker, but I know my way around sweets.”

You can feel your grin tug upward a little further. The faintest trace of playful smugness in Twilight’s voice seems to awaken something in your chest. You can feel your patissier’s spirit grinning at the challenge of throwing her for a loop.

“Alright, then. How about—”

You scan the table, a faint, excited tingle in your fingers as they grip the fork.

Your eyes widen as they catch sight of another one of the desserts—a pink and white cheesecake parfait, heaped with cream and strawberries on top.

You grin.

“How about this one?”

Scooping up a piece with the fork—and making sure to pile on a lot of cream—you turn back to Twilight, cupping your free hand beneath the fork as you bring it closer to her.

The hesitance in your voice has almost dissipated at this point, you movements and confidence fueled by a strange, unfettered euphoria.

“Say ahhh.”

You can see Twilight’s eyes widen slightly beneath her mask, the mare not expecting the next bite so soon.

“Oh. Ahhhhhhhn—mmph!”

Moving a little more quickly this time, you slide the sample into the mare’s mouth, the dollop of cream and strawberry brushing up against her lips as you place the fork in her muzzle. You see her lean forward on instinct, closing her lips around the utinsel as she tries to keep from spilling. You watch a small fleck of cream flick upward, landing on her snout as she adjusts her muzzle.

“Mm-mm.”

You pull back, the tines of the fork slipping out between the unicorn’s lips.

“Mmmmnnnnn~”

Your eyes widen as a faint hum escapes Twilight’s muzzle—the sound unexpectedly sensual. Once again, you can see the mare lift a hoof to her lips, but not before you catch a glimpse of her tongue lapping out to catch the cream on the tip of her snout.

Your earlier nervousness starts to resurface as you realize you might have gotten a bit carried away. Before you, you watch Twilight chew a few moments longer before swallowing, a playfully irritated expression showing beneath her blindfold.

“Anon. Warn me if you’re going to do something like that first, alright? We almost made a mess all over the table.”

You cough into your shoulder, doing your best to play it off as you try to avoid choking on your spit.

Images of last Wednesday immediately flash to mind. How you’d forgotten them up until this moment was beyond you.

You shake your head, trying desperately to regain your composure.

“Sorry. Got a little carried away there.”

You can see Twilight shake her head, her mock frown disappearing as she smiles.

“That’s alright Anon, I know you didn’t mean anything by it.”

Tilting her head like before, she seems to ponder the flavor a little longer this time, drumming her hoof on the table.

“All the cream and strawberries made it difficult to tell but…strawberry parfait? With cheesecake?”

Your eyes widen in genuine surprise. You thought you’d had her with that one.

The unexpected answer is enough to help you push past some of the panic that had started to settle in.

“Um, yeah. Right again. I didn’t think you’d get that one.”

Twilight flashes you a playful smirk, lifting an eyebrow from behind her blindfold.

“Is that the best the human world has to offer, Anon? I was hoping I’d get a chance to try something new today.”

Slowly, you feel the small grin from earlier return to your face.

This mare. Really. She was just too perfect.

Fun. Smart. Surprisingly sassy when she wanted to be.

You let out a small chuckle of your own.

This was actually turning out to be kind of fun. Maybe Pinkie's idea to leave the two of you alone for a bit hadn't been a bad idea after all.

You glance back toward the spread before you, fork in hand.

“Let’s see then, how about—mmph!”

You suddenly find yourself cut off as a thick rope whips down from the ceiling, wrapping lengthwise across your mouth like a gag. Before you can react, you feel it go taut, wrapping around the back of your head and knotting itself into place. A half second later, you feel four more of the cords lasso out around your wrists and ankles, wrapping around each of them as you find yourself hoisted from your seat and into the air.

“Mmmph! Mmmph!”

Panicking, you flail against your bonds, the taste of cherry filling your mouth as you bite down on your gag. Staring down in confusion, you can see that the cords wrapping around your head and wrists aren’t rope at all, but stringy, reddish cords with a faintly elastic consistency.

“Mlkmlurmlish!?”

Licorish!?

You blink. Rapidly.

What in Tartarus was going on?

[Shhhhhhhh!]

You jump as you suddenly see yellow text appear in the air above you, your gaze immediately shooting upward. Staring into the shadowed rafters, you can see a pony shaped figure in a black jumpsuit, goggles pushed back onto their forehead beneath a poofy pink mane.

Your eyes meet the blue ones staring down into your own.

[Pinkie Pie!?]

You can feel your body tense against your candied bonds, the four licorice ropes leading up into the rafters where the pink mare is staring down at you, a hoof pressed against her lips.

The confusion in your mind hasn’t abated—only changed course.

What was Pinkie trying to do here?

Catching movement out of the corner of your eye, you glance back down at the table, your eyes widening as you see Twilight tilt her head to the side. You can see a faint look of confusion on her face beneath her blindfold, her ears perking up as she tilts her head in your direction.

“Anon? Is something wrong? It sounds like you were choking on something.”

Your eyes widen. You glance back up at Pinkie, shaking your head as you motion back in the unicorn’s direction.

You can see Pinkie pie glance back down at you from the rafters, a faint tink! reaching your ears as she flashes you a wink. Spreading her legs out in all directions, you watch her descend from the ceiling, another rope of licorice attached to the harness in the center of her back.

“—Anon?”

You glance back down at Twilight, your eyes widening further. You can see the look on the unicorn's face shifting from confusion to concern, one of her hooves starting to lift off from the booth cushion at her sides toward the blindfold.

“—Anon? Is everything al—”

Vvveeewwlll…vvip!

There’s a faint stretching noise as Pinkie reaches the end of her rope, her head just about level with your stomach as she hovers over the center of the table. In a flurry of motion, you can see her hooves scramble through the utility belt at her side, withdrawing a large, walkie-talkie-like device a moment later.

There’s an electronic crackle as she holds the large central button down with a hoof, her entire frame slowly spinning as she slides the black neck gaiter down from her muzzle, talking into the mic.

“—uh, testing? Testing? Oh! Good!”

Your eyes widen. Again.

Was that…was that your voice?

You can see Pinkie Pie grin, flashing you another wink as she continues her slow spin.

“Uhh, don’t worry Twilight! I’m super duper terrific! I was just busy eating one of Pinkie Pie’s super delicious mega choco-chunk cookies she left for us!”

You shake your head, the sound of your own voice coming from the device in front of Pinkie’s lips almost too surreal for words. Your eyes darting back in Twilight’s direction, you can see the unicorn’s hoof pause a few inches from her blindfold, her head tilting to the opposite side as she raises an eyebrow.

You close your eyes, exhaling through your nose.

That was it. The jig was up. No way Twilight would think that was you talking, same voice or not.

A moment passes. Then another.

You watch a smile break over Twilight’s face.

“Oh, okay! I suppose its fair that you should get to try a few things, too Anon. Sorry for making you wait!”

You fight the urge to slap a palm to your forehead, the restraints around your arms and legs aiding significantly.

Really? That had worked? Really? You’d never said the phrase ‘super duper terrific’ in your entire life! Was the same voice all it really took for Pinkie Pie to impersonate you?

You sigh through the licorice gag, shaking your head.

No—it wasn’t like you gave Twilight much to go on. You could barely manage to speak in her presence half the time. Who could blame her if she didn’t have a solid sense of the way you talked?

Your gaze shifts back to Pinkie Pie, your confusion slowly shifting toward something closer to irritation.

What exactly did she think she was doing here? Things had actually been going pretty well up until that moment. Why had she shown up now instead of earlier when you’d actually been looking for her?

You can see Pinkie Pie glance back up at you, closing her eyes as a silent giggle escapes her lips. You can still hear the faint creak and stretch of the licorice rope as she swings faintly back and forth, clearing her throat before speaking into the mic once more.

[Ahem.]

“Say, Twilight! Are you ready for the next super-terrific surprise dessert?”

You can see Twilight grin in response, letting out a small chuckle.

“Sure, Anon. You seem pretty excited about this all of a sudden.”

Another restrained facepalm.

Twilight. Oh Twilight.

Appearing to catch sight of your expression, you watch Pinkie raise an eyebrow, a small smirk crossing her lips as she slowly meets your gaze.

Your annoyance teeters back toward apprehension.

You swallow.

What was that look supposed to mean?

Before you can respond, you see the pink pony turn back toward Twilight, continuing to speak in your voice.

“Alrighty then! One order of Anon’s super-ultra-deluxe human pancakes coming right up!”

Twilight lets out another chuckle across the table, bringing a hoof to her lips.

“Anon! It’s hardly a surprise if you tell me what it is beforehand.”

Pinkie replies with a chuckle in your own voice.

“These pancakes have a suuuper special secret ingredient though, Twilight! It's so yummy and so secret that you have to add it at the very lastest last moment if you want them to taste the best!"

You blink. Slowly.

What Pinkie Pie was saying didn't make any sense. A special recipe for pancakes? You were pretty sure you’d never taught Pinkie Pie one of those. The ones made here in Equestria were essentially identical to the ones back home, after all.

Back in her seat, Twilight nods again, another perky, confident smile breaking over her muzzle.

“Alright, Anon, I’ll give it a try. I won’t go easy on you though—I may not be as competitive as Rainbow Dash, but I still play to win.”

Despite the situation, you feel another faint blush rise in your cheeks.

This mare.

You make a mental note to add “Cool Twilight” to your list of Twi-isms you liked best.

Your blush deepens as you see Pinkie catch sight of your expression, another sly smirk appearing on the earth pony's lips as she slowly raises the mic to her muzzle, not breaking eye contact.

“Alllrighty then. Time to get things ready.”

Click. Zzzzzip.

An unsettling sensation of deja vu takes over.

You look down.

Your cheeks go warm.

[Pinkie!]

[Shhhh!]

With another captioned giggle, you see Pinkie pie glance up from your waist, your belt and zipper already undone. You can feel the familiar sensation of your boxers exposed to the open air, a faint breeze blowing through where it very well shouldn’t.

Eyes darting back to the table, you can see Twilight waiting patiently, her ears continuing to twitch on occasion at the faint sounds of movement coming from you and Pinkie. You can immediately feel the red color drain from your face, the sudden, very real possibility of being—quite literally—caught with your pants down becoming an increasingly serious concern.

You whip your head back toward Pinkie Pie, her small smirk still present as she meets your gaze.

[Pinkie! What are you doing!? This is insane! Twilight is right there!]

Pinkie replies with another wink, pointing down at your boxers.

You immediately shake your head.

Like Tartarus you were going to get hard in a situation like this. This was crazy! It wasn't like you would just be able to—

The thought immediately dies as you follow the mare’s gaze.

A 56k dial tone echoes out from somewhere in the back of your mind as you take in the sight of the massive tent you're pitching.

What. The hell. Was wrong. With you.

The urge to slap a hand to your forehead returns with a vengeance.

Was it the spit trail? The whipped cream? The moan thing she’d did?

You close your eyes.

Why were you like this? Why were you still like this?

A captioned snort breaks you from your thoughts, prompting you to look at the pink spymare dangling beside you. Currently hanging upside down, you can see her procure another item from her belt—a large, familiar pitcher filled partway to the top with orange liquid.

She spins the pitcher on her hoof, pointing to the small, hoof-drawn label on its side.

Pinkie Pie’s Extra Vitality Supplement, Stallion Blend Extreme!

You stare at the label.

At the familiar pitcher.

At Pinkie Pie.

Celestia damn it.

Her licorice rope creaking, you see Pinkie Pie dig deep into her utility belt once more, her whole hoof disappearing into one of the tiny pouches as she bites her tongue in concentration. A moment later, you can see her eyes brighten, her hoof pulling back to reveal a plate of pancakes—still steaming—stacked three high.

There’s a faint clink as the earth pony deposits the plate on the placemat in front of Twilight, the unicorn pulling her head back in surprise at the sound.

“Oh? Is that them?”

You can see Pinkie Pie let out another silent giggle, nodding into her mic.

“Yep yep! It'll be juuuust a minute though, Twilight. They’re not quiiiite ready yet.”

You watch Pinkie slowly tilt her head back in your direction, her eyes half lidded as she grins.

“We still have to add the special ingredient.”

You follow Pinkie's gaze, your eyes widening in confusion as you see her attention slowly shift to your boxers. With another creak of licorice, you watch the pink mare swing closer to your side, her shoulder pressing up alongside your hip as she settles in, suspended, alongside you.

You can feel the panic starting to set in again, your mind racing as you glance between the pink mare and Twilight in front of you.

Even after last week—in what you now realize had been no fever dream—this was crazy.

You close your eyes again, shaking your head side to side.

Was this the dream then? Were you sleeping now? Was this whole trip to Equestria one crazy hallucination you were experiencing from a hospital bed in the midst of some sort of coma? If you focused hard enough now, would you be able to wake up from it?

Slowly—hesitantly—you open your eyes.

Pinkie Pie flashes you another wink as your gazes meet.

Celestia damn it.

Fwish!

“Mmmph!”

You let out a startled grunt into your licorice gag as you watch Pinkie reach out for the elastic of your boxers with both hooves, tugging them down. Immediately your exposed member springs out into full view, wobbling obscenely above the table as you hang there, suspended.

[Pinkamina! Diane! Pie!]

Your muffled, subtitled words appear again as you grunt the earth pony’s full name—the one you’d heard Mrs. Cake use on rare occasions when Pinkie's antics were too much for even her.

You were grasping at straws now—anything that might make the pink mare rethink things before it was too late.

You feel your heart sink as Pinkie raises an eyebrow up at you, her grin becoming more impish. Batting her eyelashes, you watch her cup a hoof to the side of her muzzle as she whispers just loud enough for you to hear.

“Don’t worry, Nonny. Little Miss Pie will take gooood care of you.”

You swallow, unable to respond.

Had Pinkie’s voice always been so…sultry?

Before you can think too hard on the subject, you feel your eyelids flare again as a sudden firm, warmth grips the base of your shaft, your exposed member bobbing at the contact. Eyes darting to your waist, you can see Pinkie’s hoof wrapped around the base of your cock, holding it in place.

“Mmmph!—”

You stifle another grunt as you see Twilight’s ears twitch, her eyebrow lifting from behind her blindfold.

“Everything alright, Anon? It sounds like you’re having some trouble.”

You watch Pinkie bring the mic to her muzzle, smirking from behind it as she holds your gaze.

“Oh, don’t worry Twilight. Everything is juuust fine.”

You clench your teeth as you feel Pinkie’s hoof squeeze around your shaft before starting to slide back and forth in slow, short, even strokes.

“Ghmmghz…”

You can feel your eyes drift shut at the sensation—the mare’s hoof slowly working the base of your cock.

Twitch. Twitch.

Your bare dick throbs in her grasp, wobbling in the open air above the table. Cracking open an eye, you can see Twilight nod, a small, hesitant smile lighting her lips as she sits there, unaware of the scene playing out in front of her.

“Alright, Anon. If you’re sure…”

Her smile widens a bit as she tilts her head back up, her blindfolded eyes staring directly at Pinkie’s hoof as it strokes your cock.

“Just let me know if you need any help!”

[!]

You hold back a groan, shaking your head behind the gag.

Twilight—how could you be doing something like this right in front of her?

Here she was, playing the game Pinkie had left for you without a suspicious bone in her body, and all you could do was hang there in the air in front of her, your dick getting hard as Pinkie Pie slowly jerked you off.

You feel your cock twitch again at the thought, bobbing in Pinkie’s grasp. The pink mare smirks up at you, giving you a particularly firm tug before turning her attention back to Twilight.

“Actually, Twilight, now that you mention it, adding the special ingredient does get a little messy sometimes. Could you hold out the plate so we don’t miss?”

You feel your shoulders tense, your head swiveling down toward Pinkie Pie as your eyes widen.

Up until now, you’d been so focused on the situation that you hadn’t been paying attention to the meaning behind the mare's words.

"Special ingredient?" "Messy?" "Don’t miss?" What exactly did she intend to do?

The image of a purple cupcake flashes across your mind.

Your face pales.

She couldn’t mean…

She couldn't possibly mean...

You can see Pinkie glance up at you out of the corner of her eye, flashing you another, slower wink. In front of you, you see Twilight scratch her head with a hoof, nodding slowly.

“Um, alright, Anon. I guess I can do that.”

You watch the purple unicorn focus for a moment, reaching out carefully with one hoof toward the plate. Nodding as she makes contact, you see her furrow her brow, a faint hum emanating from her horn as she slowly levitates the plate of pancakes up in front of her. You inhale sharply as it hovers in the air about a foot away from your bobbing member, a faint cloud of warm steam rising up from the stack.

Twilight offers you another innocent, blindfolded smile.

“How’s that?”

Pinkie Pie answers with a grin in your voice.

“Perfect.”

You barely manage to hold back another grunt as you feel Pinkie’s snug grip start to tug at your member more firmly, her hoof stroking up just beneath your cockhead before working its way back down to your base. You can see her eyeing it with a wide grin, her gaze slowly shifting between your member, Twilight, and the plate of pancakes hovering in front of you.

You shake your head behind your bonds, pleading at the earth pony with your eyes. You can feel the building pressure at your base.

[Pinkie!]

The pink mare tilts her head to the side in curiosity, her lidded, blue eyes meeting yours.

You shake your head again.

[Pinkie! Seriously! This is too much!]

You can see a small smirk spread across Pinkie’s lips as she raises an eyebrow.

[Really, Nonny?]

You bob your head up and down.

[Really, Pinkie!]

The mare’s smirk grows a little wider.

You watch her mouth her next words.

[Then why haven’t you asked me to stop?]

Your eyes widen in confusion.

[Haven’t asked you to stop!? I—]

You stop mid-sentence, the yellow captions in front of you trailing off.

It takes a moment for the realization to set in.

Though you’d mumbled a number of things from behind your gag—curses, questions, different variations of the pink mare’s name—not once had the word “stop” crossed your lips. Or “don’t” for that matter.

Confusion fills your thoughts, Pinkie’s snug grip on your shaft making it difficult to concentrate. Even amid your inner turmoil—or perhaps because of it—you can feel yourself starting to get close.

You shake your head again, trying to restrain the feeling as you fight the thoughts swirling around in your mind.

Why hadn't you used those words? Why weren’t they the first ones you'd tried? Why did you keep beating around the bush with vague, half-assed protests?

Your eyes widen.

You didn’t want this to happen, did you?

“Hmmmmm~”

The sound of a faint, audible hum stirs you from your thoughts, your vision shifting back down to meet Pinkie’s. You can see the pink mare glance up at you with a smug grin, her half-lidded eyes staring directly into yours. The sight of her jacking you off over a table of desserts in the middle of Sugarcube Corner is both bewildering and exhilarating—your eyes beginning to cross as the firm, practiced strokes of her hoof make their way up and down your shaft. Taunting you. Teasing you.

You can briefly feel your heart skip a beat as a lock of her poofy mane falls over her eyes, the pink mare’s lips parting as she slowly whispers two more words.

“Naughty Nonny~.”

That does it.

“Gggmph!”

Eyes screwing shut, you break, the unexpected whisper sending you over the edge. You erupt, a torrent of your seed jetting into the open air above the table. You can feel your sack tighten as Pinkie continues to stroke you through orgasm, pressing down against the base of your shaft as she coaxes more and more out of you.

"Nnghn!"

Teeth clenching, you can feel yourself pulse again and again, dimly aware of a thick, wet, splattering sound issuing from somewhere in front of you. You can’t bring yourself to focus on it, however, the sensation of release currently overwhelming your ability to think.

You exhale, tiny stars dotting the blackness beneath your eyelids. The tension that had been mounting in your chest and shoulders slowly fades, your limbs coming to hang limply in their bonds. The taste of cherry licorice fills your mouth, your gag half bitten through from the intensity of your jaw's grip. The taste of orange is there, too, no doubt an after-effect from Pinkie’s little vitality enhancer.

Slowly—groggily—you open your eyes. The whole room feels like its spinning, the fact that you’re currently suspended in midair not helping the sensation. It takes a moment for your vision to focus, the sight of the booth, and Pinkie, and Twilight slowly reforming before you.

You blink. You blink again.

Pinkie’s gaze is the first thing you see. You can see her staring up at you with lidded eyes, a wide smile on her muzzle. Raising an eyebrow in your direction, she nods toward the other side of the table, your attention slowly shifting to follow.

Your gaze reaching its destination, you stop dead in your tracks. Your grogginess immediately dissipates, your eyes going wide.

You can see Twilight sitting on her seat as she had been, the purple, satin blindfold still resting over her eyes. There’s a faint look of confusion on her face, her eyebrow raised as she tilts her head to one side. Her horn continues to shimmer, the faint glow of her magic surrounding it.

You find it difficult to focus on her expression, however, as your eyes find themselves drawn to the plate hovering unsteadily in front of her.

You swallow.

Dear Luna.

The stack of pancakes on the mare's plate is absolutely plastered in white, a thick pool of the viscous liquid collecting in a puddle at the center of the stack. Gluey, white ropes hang suspended from the edges of the pancakes and the surface of the plate, a few, thick strands of it slowly dripping off the edge of the platter and onto the placemat below.

Your gaze shifts slightly as you see Twilight glance up in your direction, offering you a hesitant smile.

“Anon? Are they ready yet?”

It takes everything you have not to pass out then and there.

You were going to Tartarus. You were going to Tartarus.

The sensation of a hoof tapping against your leg somehow manages to pull you out of your stupor. Glancing down, you can see Pinkie Pie giggling silently into her hoof—the same one she’d just gotten you off with—as she lifts the mic back to her lips with the other.

“Yep yep! Sorry for the wait, Twilight! They're allll ready for you now.”

You can see Twilight’s expression brighten, her ears perking back up as she sits back in her seat.

“Great, I can’t wait to try them!”

An indescribable feeling lances through your chest—a confusing mix of guilt, panic, excitement, and anticipation. You watch, eyes still wide, as Twilight lowers the plate of drenched pancakes back onto the table, the mare flashing you a smile as she levitates a fork and knife into the air at her side.

“I think I should be able to handle this one, Anon. Just let me know if it looks like I’m going to make a mess.”

Another pang. This one heavier on the guilt.

Your eyes dart back to Pinkie as her mic lets out a faint, electronic squawk. You can see the mare fighting to hold back another giggle, meeting your gaze as she talks back into the receiver.

“Okie dokie lokie!”

Across the table, Twilight lets out a chuckle of her own, shaking her head toward your—Pinkie’s—voice.

“Anon. I think you’ve been spending a little too much time around Pinkie Pie. You’re starting to sound just like her!”

You scream internally.

A faint snort escapes into the air beside you as Pinkie Pie fails to fully contain her laughter—her hooves immediately clamping down over her muzzle as her cheeks puff up. Kicking her hind hooves in midair behind her, you watch her attempt to slow her breathing, holding a hoof to her chest before speaking into the mic again.

“Well that’s because Pinkie and me are super fantastic best baker buddies! We do everything together here at Sugarcube Corner! She’s the best room-mare and businesspony a human could ask for!”

Despite everything, you feel a sudden, intense urge to roll your eyes. It quickly dissipates however, as Pinkie Pie flashes you another grin, the situation before you quickly reclaiming your attention.

You watch Twilight chuckle again, shaking her head.

“Alright, Anon, I get it. I'm glad to hear the two of you are getting along. Pinkie Pie can be a little excitable sometimes—not everypony can handle that kind of excitement on a daily basis.”

Excitement?

You blink, staring down at the unicorn, still suspended from the ceiling in Pinkie’s licorice web.

That was putting things lightly.

Beside you, Pinkie Pie lets out another captioned giggle, holding a hoof across her stomach as she leans back into the mic.

“Enough talking for now, though, Twilight! You better hurry up and eat! Anon’s super-ultra-deluxe human pancakes taste best fresh, you know!”

Another pang reverberating through your torso, you watch Twilight sigh playfully, shaking her head as she scoots forward in her seat.

“Alright, Anon, alright. I’ll give them a try.”

Looking up in your direction, she offers you a small grin, winking behind her blindfold.

“I look forward to trying out this special ingredient myself.”

“Nnnnnngh!….”

Your internal screaming manages to escape this time, the licorice gag vibrating against your lips.

The situation. The cringe.

You stare down at the unicorn mare, pleading with your eyes.

Please. Twilight. Twilight. Don't. Your heart couldn’t take it anymore.

You watch Twilight lean forward, the fork and knife beside her hovering closer to the stack of glazed pancakes. As her muzzle gets within a few inches of the plate, you can see her wrinkle her snout, one of her eyebrows rising up behind her blindfold.

“These pancakes smell kind of weird, Anon. Are you sure they’re okay to eat?”

Luuuna Luna Luna.

You screw your eyes shut, breathing out through your nose. You can feel your face flush red with embarrassment as you struggle not to let out another groan.

Pinkie Pie doesn’t miss a beat, however, your own peppy voice responding across the table with a laugh.

“Of course, Twilight! Would I—Anon the human—ever steer you wrong?”

You stare straight upwards, boring into the ceiling with your eyes.

You were going to get her back for this one day. Some way. Somehow.

Slowly—painfully—you turn your gaze back to the table. You can see Twilight tilt her head to the side, glancing hesitantly in the direction of Pinkie’s voice before staring back down at her plate.

“…alright, Anon. If you say so.”

You can see Twilight shake her head, the wrinkle in her snout slowly disappearing. A hint of hesitance still present in her expression, you watch her levitate the fork and knife in front of her, feeling out the placement of the plate before her with her magic.

You watch the tines of the fork slowly sink into the top corner of the pancake stack, the white liquid pooled on top jiggling at the contact.

You swallow.

Oh Princesses. This was happening. This was actually happening. You were actually letting this happen.

Clink-clink. Clink.

With clumsy movements, you watch Twilight bring her knife to the edge of the stack, the serrated edge catching one of the ropey, white strands hanging between the pancakes and the plate. Unaware of its presence, you watch the unicorn draw the edge of the knife against the tines of the fork, a single bead of sweat dripping down her forehead as she furrows her brow. You can see the tip of her tongue protruding from the side of her mouth as she concentrate, feeling things out by touch.

Clink. Clink-clink.

You watch the mare press down with her magic, the knife cutting through the surface of the top pancake and down through the ones below it. With the faint, continued clink of metal on glass, you watch Twilight draw it back, the serrated edge slowly working its way through toward the center of the stack. As it cuts through the viscous, white puddle at the center, you can hear a faint splurch meet your ears, the thick liquid adhering to the flat of the blade as it slorps and slops across the top of the stack.

A faint squeak of air escapes your throat.

Tartarus. Tartarus.

“Hmmmmn~?”

Blinking at the sudden sound, you pull your eyes away from the scene before you, your gaze once again meeting that of Pinkie Pie’s at your side. All pretexts of her usual, goofy innocence gone, she meets you with a sly smirk, her blue, lidded eyes staring directly into your own.

“—nngh...”

You flinch, a sudden, firm sensation reappearing around the base of your limp member. Glancing down, you can see Pinkie’s hoof begin to resume its strokes from earlier, moving more slowly this time as your flaccid dick stretches and compresses in her grasp.

You clench your teeth as the mare’s hoof brushes up against the underside of your still sensitive cockhead.

Again?

[Pink—Pinkie!]

You shake your head, squirming a bit at the sensation. To your own surprise, it’s not entirely unpleasant—you can already start to feel a familiar stirring in your center.

This soon?

You blink in confusion.

But you’d just—you’d already—

You shake your head again.

Was it the situation? Pinkie’s stamina juice? Some incomprehensible combination of the two?

Regardless of the reason, you can feel yourself starting to get hard again, your cock slowly rising in Pinkie’s grasp.

With another silent giggle, you can see the pink mare nod, motioning to the other side of the table. Following her cue, your eyes widen as your focus falls on Twilight once more, the rest of the scene momentarily forgotten.

Suspended a few inches in front of Twilight’s muzzle, you can see her fork hovering in her magic, a faint shimmer surrounding the bottom portion of the handle. Speared onto its tines, you can see a thick cross section of pancake—fluffy, soft, and still steaming. The knife the unicorn had used to cut it hovers off in the air beside it, glistening faintly.

You swallow. Hard.

The entire, velvety bite is absolutely soaked in your sperm, thick, white ropes of it hanging off between the tip of the fork and the top of the plate beneath it. A thick glaze of it covers the top surface of the morsel, held together only by surface tension as it wobbles a few inches from the mare’s mouth.

Your cock goes hard in Pinkie’s hoof.

Breathe. Breathe.

You can feel the animal parts of your brain shouting at you, reminding you to take in air.

You stutter-stop as you manage to pull in oxygen through your nose, the action itself requiring conscious thought. Everything else in your mind is focused on the obscene, ridiculous, enthralling image before you and the anticipation of what comes next.

Staring forward through the blindfold, you can see Twilight nod, her snout scrunching up again as she inhales, letting out the breath a moment later.

“Well—here it goes.”

All sound in the room seems to fade.

Thump-thump.

You can hear your heart pound once in your chest.

Thump-thump. Thump-thump.

A second time. A third.

You can see Twilight part her lips, opening her muzzle in your direction. You watch her stick out her wide, pink tongue beneath the edge of the fork, slowly lapping upwards as she takes it into her mouth.

Time seems to slow.

“Aaaahhhhmpp~”

You watch the dripping, cum-drenched bite disappear into Twilight’s mouth, her lips closing around the head of the fork. You can see a couple thick strands of your spunk break off in the process, spattering wetly across her chin and snout. Eyes widening behind her mask, you can see the mare lift a hoof to her muzzle, her cheek bulging as she slides the morsel into it with her tongue.

“Mmn! Excthuse thme!”

Her muffled apology barely registers. Your mind is focused elsewhere.

The mare’s hoof sliding back away from her muzzle, you watch her tongue snake out, lapping up the string of cum hanging from her snout. Drawing it back into her mouth, you watch the bulge in her cheek disappear, the sound of her chewing reaching your ears a moment later.

“Hmmmm….”

You can feel yourself growing faint as you hear Twilight hum, tilting her head to the side as she works the cumcake around in her mouth with her tongue. You can just make out a faint, wet, squishing noise as she chews, her brow furrowing as she seems to mull over the unfamiliar taste.

Fuck.

You can feel your dick jump at the sight, your member jerking in the grasp of the hoof wrapped around its base. Ignoring it—or rather, unable to focus on it—you watch Twilight bring her hoof to her muzzle again, shaking her head.

“Hmmm...it tastes a little weird, Anon. Bitter, maybe? The syrup you used is really thick.”

Oh lord.

Your dick jumps again.

You can see Twilight nod, her lips parting slightly as she prods at the inside of her mouth with her tongue.

“Yeah, it keeps getting stuck to my teeth.”

Oh lord.

The purple unicorn nods, faint smacks meeting your ears as she continues to talk from behind her hoof.

“Mmm…I guess it’s not bad though. I just hope I can swallow it all.”

Your eyes widen.

Swallow it!?—

Gulp.

Before you can react, you see Twilight swallow, a sizable bulge traveling down the length of her throat. You can see her struggle for a moment beneath her blindfold, tilting her head from side to side for a few moments before sighing and sticking out her tongue.

“Gah. Wow. That syrup really is thick, Anon. You weren’t kidding when you said these were different from the pancakes they serve here in Ponyville.”

Silence hangs in the air for a few long moments, only the faint creak of your licorice bonds breaking the calm.

Holy.

Fucking.

Hell.

You can feel your whole body tense as you watch Twilight run her tongue along the outside of her teeth, working off the sticky residue with a look of concentration. Your dick is harder than its ever been in your life—absolutely throbbing as Pinkie continues to draw her hoof up and down your shaft.

“Fhluck.”

You curse through your gag, spots forming at the edge of your vision.

The stimulation—visual and tactile—is almost too much. You feel like you’re on the verge of passing out.

“Hmmm...”

You blink, your eyes shifting back down to the purple mare seated in front of you. You can see her bring a hoof to her chin, tapping it there as she thinks aloud. After a moment, you see her shake her head, a faint hum emanating from her horn as the fork and knife rise up on either side of her once more.

“I think I might need to try a little more, Anon. I’m still not sure what that was from the first bite.”

You stare forward blankly.

You were literally going to die.

“Hm-hm-hm!”

A faint giggle escapes into the air at your side, Pinkie’s laughter reaching your ears as she continues to stroke your cock. Your neck twitches as you feel her draw her hoof up over your spire, your sack tightening as you feel yourself teeter toward the edge of release before stumbling back.

“Ghnnngh….”

The pink party pony winks in your direction.

[Not yet, Nonny. She has a whole plate of your special pancakes to finish.]

You close your eyes, reeling as the pink mare’s hoof brushes the underside of your cockhead again, your dick aching for release.

The mare hanging beside you was a devil. A demon. A succubus in pony form. Equestria was a land of magic, wasn’t it? Who was to say succu-ponies weren’t a thing?

You stir as you hear the clink of silverware, your bleary eyes opening just wide enough to see Twilight lean into her plate a second time, a proud grin on her lips.

“I’m not giving up yet, though, Anon! Pinkie Pie and I have tried just about every dessert in her recipe book since we started having tea together. I’m sure I’ll be able to figure it out!”

You smile weakly.

Ah. Twilight. So cute.

“Aaaahhhhmpp~<3”

For the next five minutes, you watch as—bite by bite—Twilight works through almost every last bite of your sperm covered pancakes, chewing thoroughly and swallowing thickly each time. As she reaches the last bite, your eyes widen as she coughs into her hoof—widening further as Pinkie pie stretches her hoof out to pat her shoulder and offer her a sip of tea.

Too focused on not choking to notice, the unicorn simply nods, levitating the cup to her lips and waving a hoof in Pinkie’s direction.

“Whew. Thanks, Anon. I thought I was in trouble there for a minute. Human syrup really sticks to the back of your throat.”

A single tear runs down the side of your cheek. You can’t tell if it’s a tear of joy, sorrow, or anguished pain.

Throb.

Speaking of which.

You glance down, Pinkie’s hoof continue to stroke lazily at the base of your member, her sly, lidded smile directed at Twilight across the table. Catching your gaze out of the corner of her eye, you see her turn to look up at you, her poofy, pink mane shifting with the motion.

You see the party mare raise an eyebrow, glancing down at your cock with a grin.

[Did you need something, Nonny?]

You bite your lip—or try to through the taste of cherry licorice—wrestling with your own emotions.

Every inch of you down there is begging for release, to the point where the mare’s ministrations are almost painful...

You grit your back teeth.

...but the stubborn part of you doesn’t want to admit it. Doesn’t want to give into Pinkie’s temptation.

You still had your pride. Right? Even after all this. Right?

“Hmmmmm~”

Watching the conflicted expressions dance across your face, you can see Pinkie tilt her head to her side, humming up at you with a playful frown. Making a show of turning away from you, she raises the mic to her muzzle again, watching you out of the corner of her eye.

“You know, Twilight—”

You tense as you see Twilight’s ears perk up, the blindfolded mare glancing back up in Pinkie’s direction with a smile.

“Yeah, Anon?”

You can see Pinkie’s eyes slowly drift away from yours, tracing down the purple mare to the plate in front of her. Your gaze following, you wince in embarrassment at the thick puddles of your spunk still spattered across it.

You catch a glimpse of Pinkie’s smirk at your reaction, the mare casually tilting the mic back onto its side.

“—in the human world, it’s bad manners not to clean your plate. Even if you just leave crumbs behind, most bakers would feel suuper super sad about it.”

You blink.

What?

You see Twilight raise an eyebrow.

“Really? Even crumbs?”

Pinkie Pie nods.

“Mm! Even the teensiest, weensiest ones.”

You blink again.

What?

You see Twilight think for a moment, glancing down at the plate in front of her. With a faint hum, you can see her magic envelop it, tilting it experimentally into the air. A moment later, you see her shrug, letting out a little sigh.

“Well, I guess I wouldn’t want to be rude. I have been wanting to learn about human customs after all.”

You watch the plate float closer to her muzzle.

Your eyes widen.

Oh no. Oh Pinkie, please no.

You see Twilight open her mouth, sticking out her wide, pink tongue.

“Aaaahhhhhhnnnnn~”

The mare humming faintly, you watch Twilight’s tongue make contact with the edge of the plate, slowly lapping up its center as it lists in the air in front of her. You watch as her tongue smears through the splotches of thick white liquid, the mare’s brow furrowing faintly at the taste.

“...nylep~ nylep~ nylep~”

Her tongue reaching the edge of the plate, you watch it lap out again and again, a thick glaze of your spunk slowly collecting on her tongue.

As she tilts the plate back, you realize for the first time that its actually transparent—your eyes widening as you watch her tongue draw messy streaks against the glass. You can see errant strands of sperm dangling and dripping down onto the placemat below, small spatterings of it falling close to her hooves.

You realize you’re not breathing again, but you can’t bring yourself to shift or blink. Every ounce of your attention is locked on the sight before you—of Twilight licking your cum off a plate.

“Hey. Twilight.”

Your wide eyes jump to Pinkie, the mare’s voice—your voice—catching you by surprise.

The pink earth pony stares back at you, flashing you another smirk. Glancing back, you can see Twilight’s ears perk up, lifting her open muzzle up from the plate as she tilts her head.

“Hnnh?”

Pinkie grins.

“Did you get it all?”

You see Twilight reply with a faint, unsteady nod.

"Hi hink thso."

Pinkie’s grin widens, her eyes meeting yours again before shifting back to Twilight.

“Show me.”

You feel your heart stop dead in your chest, your head slowly turning to face the purple unicorn. A faint look of confusion crossing the lavender mare's face, you watch her shrug, lowering the plate back to the table as she sticks her tongue out in your direction.

“Ahhhhhnnnn~”

You choke out a breath, the sight before you adding another inch to your length.

You can see a pool of your spunk cradled in the center of Twilight's wide tongue, strands of the white, ropey liquid dangling down from it over the table below. You can see more, thin strands of it mixed with spit stretched out across the inside of her mouth and between her teeth—her breathing coming slowly as you stare at the inside of her throat.

With each, slow, steamy exhale, you pick up on a very distinct scent: the smell of cum—your cum—on Twilight’s breath.

You lose it.

“Fgghnth!”

Eyes screwing shut, you’re dimly aware of the sensation of something wet and warm sliding over the head of your cock as you cum, your hips bucking as you plaster the inside of it with a torrent of white. You clench your teeth as you feel an intense, rhythmic suction, the image of Twilight’s outstretched, sperm glazed, pink tongue still burned into your mind as you release.

You imagine plastering the purple unicorn's tongue and throat with another, fresh round of your human pancake batter—the bookmare's soft lips wrapped around the head of your cock as she sucks you to completion.

“Gggghn!”

You grunt again, your sack tensing as you release another thick rope of sperm, unloading into the mental image of Twilight sucking you off. You can imagine her cheeks ballooning outward with the volume of your essence, her eyes widening as she swallows frantically to avoid spilling it.

The last of your air escapes your lungs as you imagine your spunk traveling down the mare’s throat to her stomach. The idea of Twilight Sparkle—Ponyville librarian and protege of Princess Celestia herself—walking around with a belly full of your cum is too much to handle.

“Nnnn…”

The last of your load expended, your head drops forward, your limbs going limp in their bonds. You’re dimly aware of a wet, sounding slurp! and pop! echoing up from your midsection, the sound prompting you to open your heavy eyelids.

Your groggy vision slowly settles on the image of Pinkie Pie staring up at you, the mare still grinning as she wipes her muzzle with a hoof. Flashing you another wink, you see her spin around on her licorice rope, waving a hoof in Twilight's direction.

“Okie dokie, Twilight! You can swallow now!”

Across the table, you can dimly make out the blurry image of Twilight tilting her head—the unicorn raising an eyebrow as Pinkie’s normal voice echoes across the room for the first time.

“Pthinkie Pthie?”

Gulp.

You wince, closing your eyes, the thick, wet sound of Twilight swallowing sending a tingle down your spine. You can feel a phantom twinge in your spent member, your exhausted body numb from the intensity of your orgasm.

Tartarus. For all eternity.

Blinking, you shift your gaze back up to the two mares, your vision slowly clearing as you see Twilight turn toward Pinkie Pie's voice, the blindfold still covering her eyes.

“Pinkie? Where have you been this whole time? Anon and I were wondering when you’d get here.”

Eyes shifting, you see Pinkie Pie—now noticeably stealth-suitless—seated on the bench beside you, giggling and smiling like nothing had happened.

You blink again.

Sitting next to you?

Glancing down, you see that you’ve somehow returned to your seat, no signs of the licorice ropes that had wound their way around your arms and legs. The taste of cherry in your mouth is also noticeably diminished, your hand rising to your lips as you realize the gag has disappeared as well.

You feel your face go blank, your dead eyes shifting to the pink mare at your side.

How in Equestria did she keep—

A giggle from Pinkie interrupts your thought, the party mare waving a hoof off to the side as she nods in Twilight’s direction.

“Ohhh, you know, Twilight. Super secret party things to take care of.”

Across the table, Twilight responds with a chuckle of her own, bringing a hoof to her lips.

“Pinkie Pie…”

You watch a broad smile settle in over the unicorn's muzzle, her hoof reaching up to slide the blindfold onto her forehead. You can see her squint as her pupils constrict, her purple irises slowly readjusting to the light.

“You should have told us you were going to be busy earlier, Pinkie. We could have waited to start the party until you finished.”

At your side, Pinkie shakes her head, closing her eyes as she taps a hoof against her chest.

“No can do, Twilight! Tea time is at 12:30 every week! It wouldn’t be fair to you and Nonny to make you wait!”

You watch Pinkie wave a hoof in your direction, her blue eyes sparkling and bright.

“Besides! This was a great chance for you and Nonny to become even better friends!”

She glances up at you, nudging you in the side as she flashes you another wink.

“Isn’t that right, Nonny?”

You feel your throat tense up, the pink pony’s ability to change gears so quickly leaving you speechless.

“I…um…”

Across the table, Twilight turns to face the two of you, letting out another playful sigh.

“Well, I suppose we did have a pretty good time playing the game you suggested, Pinkie.”

She turns to you specifically, closing her eyes as she flashes you a wide smile.

“Anon had me try all sorts of things from the human world—didn’t you, Anon?”

“I—”

Even if you could form coherent sentences at the moment, you’re not sure what you would say. Your mind is a blank slate. You’re pretty sure you’ve forgotten how to speak.

Twilight doesn’t seem to notice, however, turning back to Pinkie with a determined grin.

“You’ll have to try some of the special pancakes he makes, though, Pinkie—its the only recipe I couldn’t figure out. I think the special ingredient he uses is some kind of secret syrup. It tasted a little weird at first, but I think you'd like it.”

“Ahem!”

You cough into your forearm, trying desperately to play it off as clearing your throat. Beside you, you see Pinkie giggle again and shake her head, rubbing her belly.

“Maybe next time, Twilight. I already had a little snacky-wacky on my way back.”

You watch the pink mare glance over at you out of the corner of her eye, grinning in your direction.

“My tummy’s so full, I couldn’t eat another bite.”

The faint slurping and popping noises from earlier and the warm sensation you’d felt around your member suddenly flash across your mind. You feel your face pale again as you scan Pinkie’s eyes with your own.

You can see her playful grin widen, her blue eyes not leaving yours. Lifting a hoof to hide her muzzle, you watch her give her lips a long, slow, lick, mouthing her words to you so Twilight doesn’t hear.

[Thanks for the treat, Nonny.]

You blink.

You blink again.

Well. That was enough for today.

Thud.

The hard embrace of the floor is almost comforting, despite the bruises already lining your arms and sides. You smile as the familiar, distant sounds of an alarmed Twilight and panicked hooves echo through the air around you.

Exhaustion. Frayed nerves. Dehydration. A side effect from Pinkie’s boning potion. Take your pick. It was a wonder you’d lasted this long.

You close your eyes as you see the wobbly outline of the purple mare fill your vision, passing out of it a moment later. The sound of hooves making for the door sounds a moment later, a chipper "okie, dokie, lokie!" sounding off from the table beside you as Twilight's voice fades from the scene.

You dimly shake your head.

Maybe next Wednesday would go better. Maybe next Wednesday you’d have fun.

Until then, though?

You smile again, a single tear running down your cheek.

It looked like you had yourself another date with a hospital bed.

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