Something Different

Chapter 3, Part 2

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     The group, Rainbow, and I all sigh heavily. The other 51 ponies in the room (including Joy Stick, we didn't tell him how the manticore lost its head) had faces that said "lol whut?". The 7 of us and Rainbow knew what the Dragon Slayer could do to someone. But, thank God, Xavier forgot to load it. Just then, a big, gray, unicorn with crimson and yellow eyes walked up to Xavier. "Excuse me. I don't know what that object it is, but its clearly a weapon. Now, I suggest you take it off my wife's fore head before I turn you into a taco." He said calmy.

Oh, crap. He's serious.

     Xavier holsters his gun hastily. The other ponies murmur for a moment and go back to enjoying the party. "I apologize." Xavier starts "She just startled me is all. And last time I was startled, I was nearly eaten alive. I'm just very paranoid. Sorry what I almost did to your mate, mate."

The unicorn eyes Xavier for a moment, and then breaks into a crooked smile. "No problem, my boy! No harm done. But if any harm befalls Pinkie or any of her friends, I will turn you into a taco and eat you."

"I am guessing pink pony is-" Cid is cut off by a pink blur bouncing up in down in front of Xavier.

"HI IM PINKAMENA DIANE PIE BUT YOU CAN CALL ME PINKIE PIE OR JUST PINKIE HOW LONG ARE YOU GUYS STAYING IN TOWN ARE YOU KNEW IN TOWN YOU MUST BE BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYPONY AND I MEAN EVERYPONY IN PONYVILLE BUT YOU GUYS DONT LOOK LIKE PONIES WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ANYWAY IT DOESNT MATTER AS LONG AS YOU ARE HERE OH I KNOW WE ARE GOING TO BE THE BEST OF FRIENDS WELL ENJOY THE PARTY OH YEAH DID I MENTION I THREW THIS PARTY JUST FOR YOU NORMALLY I WOULD OF INVITED EVERY ONE IN PONYVILLE BUT THIS DUMB OLD TREE ISNT BIG ENOUGH WELL ENJOY THE PARTY AND DONT WORRY DISCY WONT HURT YOU UNLESS I TELL HIM TO BY!!!" The pink mare said in one breathe, at the speed of light.

"- Pinkie. What just happened?" Cid continued, asking no one in particular. No one answered. We all just stood there dumbfounded, as we watched 'Pinkie Pie' canter over to the desserts table at 760 miles per hour.

Anthia snaps out of her trance and commented " 'Discy', huh? ". The unicorn laughs.

"My name is Discord." he holds out his hoof and each of us shake it (not at the same time of course). "Pinkie began refering to me as 'Discy' a few weeks into our dating. I paid no objections."

"And now you 2 are married?" Anthia asked, eating up the romance.

"Indeed, so. After only 2 months of dating, I knew she was the one for me. And I proposed. I am the happiest stallion alive." Discord said, dreamily.

     I smile to him (I may or may not eat up romance stories as well...). "Well, I am very happy for both of you. I'll try to make sure none of my friends maim any of your friends or Pinkie. If they do, turn them into tacos by all means. I'll even help dispose of said tacos." I say with a chuckle.

He begins to laugh. "Haha! I sense much chaos in your soul, my boy! You and I will get along just fine. Well, I best be off. I am going for a drink." He says before trotting off.

"Wait! Is there vodka?" Cid asks

Discord nods.

Cid grins, devilishly. "Heh heh. I'll see you guys in a few days." He says, following Discord.

We all look at each other. "I'm not waking him up if he has a hangover!" Tyran declares. Everyone but me repeats the same.

"Frick." Is all I say.

     So we began to mingle. The ponies got used to us rather fast. Something about "Love and Tolerance". We looked like we were used to the fact that we were in a universe of talking ponies. But we all had "Poker Face" training. Courtesy of the monks from Ravengate. All of us were still getting use to this. We conversed with random ponies, answering questions in which rose more questions. I met this one sea green unicorn with a lyre for a 'Cutie Mark' as I found they were called. She asks too many questions. And she. Won't. Stop. Staring. At. My. Hands!

It was torture, basically.

     My sanity was saved when the party ended. All that was left was my group, Rainbow Dash, Joy Stick, High Score, Pinkie Pie, Discord, a dragon we were introduced to as Spike, and 7 other ponies: Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Ditzy Doo (whom I found out is dating High Score), Fluttershy, Big Macintosh (whom I found out is married to Fluttershy) Applejack and Storming Shadow (it was clear that those 2 had huge crushes on each other, but didn't know the opposite felt the same way.)

They were all nice 'people'.

And then they started asking questions.

Ah, crap.

Author's Notes:

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ChoccieWings, you wanted me to ship you with AJ right? I don't remember

How is Discord a unicorn stallion? I will write a story later one, explaining.

Oh, yeah. DISCORDPIE!

Yeah. Cid is a stereotypical Russian. If this offends anyone I will try my best to change it.

Ahem. FLUTTERMAC!

This will be updated more than Joy Stick's Story probably. Please check out that story as well.

See you later.