Like a Rolling Stone

by MoscowNights

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Character, Mystery
Length: 1017

The usual trip to the psychiatrist - two interlocutors, one answer.

This session did not portend anything unusual for either of them.

Standard procedure, full of self-forgetful digging in other people's heads.

However, its progress deviated from the usual course, forcing the participants to come to unexpected conclusions.

Published 2022-08-14 22:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-08-14 22:20:00 UTC

Two for the price of One

The doctor sitting in the chair had his leg up, holding a pen over his notebook.

''So, you say a rock fell on your head this morning?''

''Correct.''

''Describe it. What size was it? What color was it?''

''The size of the stone. And the color...of the stone.''

''Delightful. What do you think about it? How do you feel about it?''

''You know, in another situation I would have said I didn't care at all...but this time it hit a nerve. It was as if it wasn't a stone at all, but some kind of greeting from the past.''

''My dear. I am not Freud...treat me like a serious psychiatrist.''

''But we didn't start talking about genitals.''

''Would you like to?''

''If they would be relevant to today's session.''

''I hope they don't. So, where were we?''

''Stone.''

''That's right, a stone. Why was the blow so painful for you this time?''

''Along with the pain, I heard a voice...''

''Well, well, well...whose voice?''

''It's hard to tell. It was almost indistinguishable from mine. It just kept talking and talking...''

''About what?''

''Mares, expensive clothes. Then, for some reason, he started talking about shoes. In a way that made me want to eat some of them.''

''You know we have hooves, right?''

''We also have teeth.''

''Makes sense...hmm. Were you beaten as a child?''

''What makes you say that?''

''Oh, yeah, I'm not Freud...''

''You don't like Freud.''

''Of course, why would I love him? He's old.''

''In the pictures.''

''Yes.''

''But he used to be young.''

''Do you want me to love him?''

''No, I'm not Freud.''

''Why are you teasing me?! So what if he has a confession?! So what if his teachings are taught in universities?! Does that make him better than me?!''

''In a way...''

''Don't go on! We've gone completely off-topic!''

''Doctor, you don't have to worry so much.''

''It is true...do you have any physical injuries from contact with the stone?''

''Bruise.''

''Will you show me?''

''Of course.''

''Ugh, it still hurts...''

''It does.''

''It may have triggered a hallucination. Hmm...how much do I show you?''

''One.''

''Oh, right, right...what else is bothering you?''

''You.''

''Me? Why?''

''You never look around.''

''Well, how would you know...''

''Oh...the anamnesis is not good.''

The doctor threw his head back.

''That stone clearly did not improve the situation.''

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