Prank around and find out
Chapter 1: Prank around and Find out.
It was a lazy day in ponyville, and for the local God of Chaos, Discord, a lazy day deserved a nap in an apple tree way out back on Sweet Apple Acres’ orchard. He’d drifted off to sleep in the upper branches of a particularly big tree, and lay splayed out on his back on one particularly large branch. In his dreaming mind, he was having a grand day with his best friend and oftentime lover Fluttershy, drinking tea, playing with her animal friends… and other more deviously entertaining things, which made his body in the waking world react accordingly. So, there he was, laying in a tree branch, dead asleep, his colorful, turgid shaft hard as a rock, and on display for anyone who just sort of happened to wander by.
Wander by, per se, like Rainbow Dash just happened to at that moment.
Rainbow Dash had already had a full day of her own, working out, dropping by for some reading and girl time with Twilight, weather duty, and plenty of flying time to keep her endurance levels up. She was flying low over Sweet Apple Acres to just enjoy the smell of the orchard when she spotted something oddly colorful in a tree below her and flew down to investigate. She quietly gasped to herself when she got closer, seeing Discord on full display and sleeping in the tree, and at first, she thought about just flying off and telling Fluttershy or something. However, as she hovered near to him and heard him mumble quietly in his sleep, she raised an eyebrow and looked around. There was nopony nearby, not a soul to hear or see what she was seeing… and what her devious side suddenly thought up.
There below Discord’s twitching, colorful phallus sat his fuzzy, round and plump-looking balls, those ridiculous orbs that defined the spirit of chaos as definitively Male in this instant, laying there atop his tail base… completely undefended. Rainbow got a wide, wicked grin across her face as she looked up to see just what she was hoping for; a big, ripe, juicy red apple hanging somewhat precariously over Discord’s unguarded nuts.
Now, Rainbow Dash was no stranger to the Male anatomy, nor to the practice of abusing such parts; she’d been bullied by colts as well as mares when she was younger, and she’d gotten quite good at defending herself from unwanted contact with a little unwanted contact of her own, right between a good number of too-cocky and too-grabby colts’ legs. However, she’d never really had cause to prank anypony like this, nor such a perfectly golden opportunity to do so, and though she did feel a slight twinge of remorse at first for what was probably going to be a painful jolt to the gonads, what happened next steeled her resolve.
Discord’s dream turned to the extremely naughty at that moment, his mind’s eye seeing his beloved Fluttershy giving him a rather stellar blowjob and his body gave a hard twitch, as did his shaft in the real world… along with an errant spurt of precum that nearly hit her in the face, and would have were it not for her literal Lightning reflexes. She had to stifle a giggle, looking at Discord’s face contorting into such ridiculous poses as he dreamed, and she quietly and carefully positioned herself to trigger and observe the prank. A good couple yards separated the apple from Discord’s crotch, and with the wind so still, Gravity would have to do all the work. She lined it up very gingerly, her anticipation building every moment as she nudged the apple over and over very gently, trying to work it loose from its stem. She heard a tiny crack, and held her breath. The moment of truth approached…
Snap.
Discord was mere moments from the point of no return, he gave a light moan.
Thud.
“WAAAUGH!”
The spirit of Chaos cried out in confusion and pain as the apple collided right on target, squishing his unsuspecting balls painfully against his body, and as he hollered, he bolted upright… and SLAMMED his face into a rather solid piece of tree branch above him. His hands moved from guarding his balls to cupping his busted face, and in his confusion, he lost his balance on the tree branch, slipped off one side, fell a few feet and landed crotch first on a thick branch below him. He squealed a rather girlish pitch, and fell again, this time to the ground, where he curled up with one of his hands rubbing his aching snout, and the other gingerly guarding his aching groin.
Needless to say, Rainbow Dash watched all this go down with eyes the size of dinner plates, and for a few long moments after Discord hit the ground, nothing escaped her lips.
“Oh Celestia, why my balllllls…” Discord whined pathetically from below.
That was all it took for Rainbow Dash to absolutely lose it. She HOWLED with laughter like Hyena on Nitrous Oxide. She squealed. She cried tears of both pain and exertion from laughing so hard so fast. She tumbled out of the tree, and into the open, floating upside down and rolling over and over above the downed draconequus just busting every gut she had to bust over busting Discord’s helpless stallionhood.
“Oh… oh my GODDESS that… that was priceless! I’ve never seen anything… funnier than that in my whole life!” She managed to taunt the now thoroughly embarrassed male through peals of raucous laughter.
Discord was confused at first, but when he saw the apple lying nearby, he quickly put two and two together. Apple plus Crotch equals Prank. He’d been punked, and how. Loathe as he was to admit it, Rainbow Dash had absolutely gotten the best of him, though he was FAR from amused at her merriment at the cost of his pain.
“Laugh if you must, O prankster du jour, but I daresay you’ve stooped to a new low with this one, low hanging fruit and all that.” He propped himself up to a sitting position, careful not to put any undue pressure on his aching nads. “Surely, my multi-chromatic adversary, even you have to admit this was nothing short of a literal Low Blow…” He grumbled quietly about not getting to finish his nice dream but not loud enough for her to make out.
“Oh come ON, Discord, you’re always such a sourpuss when somepony gets the upper hoof on you!” Rainbow picked an apple off the tree and took a big bite just to mess with him. “Besides, if you don’t want your silly looking balls getting pranked, maybe don’t fall asleep with them hanging out in public anymore!” She pointed the half-eaten apple at him. “Not to mention your gross boner, you weirdo.” Dash struck a prideful pose, standing in midair, jutting her hips forward, showing off her own crotch, the slightly darker flesh of her vulva still much less pronounced than any stallion’s bits. “See? Nothing hanging down or flopping around like you stallion types, just a perfect, beautiful mare puss.” She stuck her tongue out at him a little, with her eyes closed.
That proved to be a mistake.
Discord seethed with rage as Rainbow Dash added multiple insults to his injuries, his face growing redder and redder by the moment as she spoke. When she had finished though, Discord’s eyes widened, and he grinned maliciously. He raised his hand from his face, and snapped his fingers loudly.
Suddenly, Rainbow Dash couldn’t move a muscle.
“H-hey! What the hay Discord?! L-lemme go!”
“Oh I will, DEAREST Rainbow Dash, I will…” Discord slithered up into the air next to her, sticking his face right up to hers with a wicked grin. “...but not before I give you a little parting gift!” He chuckled himself this time, rubbing his hands together threateningly.
“What, thinking of giving ol’ Rainbow Dash a good kick in the cooch?” She mockingly smarmed at him, shaking her head as much as she could. “Nothing doing, I’m as tough as old saddle leather down there, you won’t even phase me.” She smirked a little, though still internally nervous, since she literally couldn’t escape.
“What? Oh no, I won’t stoop to YOUR lows, Dashie.” Discord pooh-poohed her notion as ridiculous. “No no, see, I’m far more creative when it comes to getting revenge for such things. You see, in a sense, you’ve already chosen my method of revenge for me. Until I feel you’ve really learned your lesson…” Discord reached down and poked Dash’s lower belly, and then snapped his fingers again. “...you are literally going to feel my pain.” As he said this, Rainbow Dash watched, incredulous, as her ‘perfect mare puss’ was instead replaced by a thick, decently long shaft, and a pair of hefty testicles in a dark teal sack. Discord, seeing this completed, threw his head back and laughed riotously himself for a few moments.
“So… you turned me into a stallion.” Rainbow Dash said, eyes still locked on her new tool and package below. “Big whoopty, Discord. All I have to do is be more careful than you with these ridiculous balls and I’ll be fine.”
“Ah, so eager to prove me wrong, and yet, so foolish in your assumptions.” Discord shook his head, bemused. “No no, Dash, you see, I said you would feel MY pain, didn’t I? It would be too easy, and far too boring, to just let you experience the joys of testicular trauma firsthand.” He punctuated this by reaching down and flicking Dash’s new right testicle nice and hard, causing her to visibly wince a little. “Though effective nonetheless, it seems. No, you see, I’m going to have a GRAND old time putting my own boys through the wringer, and while it will still be painful for yours truly, anything I feel down there will be instantly also felt by YOU.” He floated over to the top of the tree, and bent a branch over with his tail, aiming the bent limb at his own crotch. “Observe!” He let the branch fly back to its resting position, which caused it to slap its end across his aching nuts quite painfully. He winced a little, his hands reaching down to cup his jewels again, but his eyes were fixed on Rainbow Dash, who wriggled harshly in his magic’s grip. He snapped again, and let her go, and her hooves immediately went to her new balls, gingerly coddling them as she grunted in pain.
“Y-you’re a sicko, Discord! What am I supposed to learn from this?!” Dash was quite startled and upset, rubbing her new balls gently. It didn’t seem to be helping either, was the frustrating part, though she could kinda feel Discord’s hands rubbing them, which helped a little.
“Simply put, Dash: Better. You are going to learn better, both of pranking those capable of truly firing back tenfold, and of hitting anypony at all in the balls ever again.” Discord rolled his jewels around in his hands, watching Dash’s face contort awkwardly as he did. “Trust me when I say this, as well; I’m going to have a lot of fun with this. You won’t.”
“I’m not hanging around here to let you get the last laugh on this one, Discord! I’m going home and staying there until you get bored of whacking your stupid nuts around!” She flapped her wings a bit to get ready to take off again.
“Fine, but no matter how far you run, you’ll still feel every single thing I feel down there.” He shrugged and shooed her away with one hand. “If you think you’ve had enough, find me… if you can.” He smirked. “Oh and Dashie dear?” He grinned wider at her again, maliciously. “I hope you didn’t plan on sleeping well any time soon…”
With that, Rainbow Dash zoomed off towards her home, leaving Discord to his own devices.
“Now, I wonder where I should start?”
No sooner had Discord finished saying that than did he hear Applejack’s voice from somewhere nearby, talking to herself and singing off and on.
“Oooh, perfect timing, dear Applejack. Perfect.”
Discord slithered up a different tree, sticking his head out of the top to spy Applejack nearby, bucking trees back and forth, collecting apples by the bushel, and generally just doing farmpony stuff. He thought about his plan of action for a few moments, before grinning and poofing himself away.
He magically appeared right behind the orange farmpony, lined up just perfectly behind her strong back right leg, and he raised his right hand above his head.
“HOWDY DO, APPLEJACK!” He said with a laugh the exact moment he brought his hand down, and swatted Applejack’s firm right flank hard enough to leave his palm stinging from the impact.
“TARNATION?!” As if by design, Applejack bucked her hooves backward, the right one finding purchase and bucking Discord directly in both nuts. As Discord crumpled around his battered genitalia again, Applejack whirled on him and reared back with one hoof and slapped him right across the face hard enough to send him sprawling against a nearby tree. “Discord you darn fool snake in the grass!” She was blushing hotly and obviously a little peeved. “What in tartarus are you gettin’ at, poppin’ outta nowhere and smackin’ my flank like that?!”
“Th-thanks, Applejack…” Discord coughed and sputtered a little, but gave AJ a smile and a thumbs up, his other hand protecting his now swollen and throbbing testicles from any further attack. “J-jus’ trying to prove a p-point…” He swallowed and whined weakly. “You got me good… almost TOO good… ohhh sweet Celestia’s mercy my balls…” He laughed weakly, though, imagining Rainbow Dash off somewhere screaming her head off in sudden anguish.
Somewhere a few miles away, Rainbow Dash had her head buried in a cloud bank, screaming her head off in sudden anguish.
“Darn it, Discord, what in tarnation is WRONG with you sometimes?!” Applejack was getting more and more embarrassed by the second, and just wanted to get back to work and pretend like this never happened.
“My sincere apologies, dear Applejack… I hope I didn’t hurt you at all, I simply don’t know what came over me. And as you can see,” He lifted his hand to show her his swollen sack. “I think you’ve more than paid me back for my transgression. Truce? Friends? Maybe?” Discord gave her the best puppy dog eyes he could manage while still in severe, uniquely male pain.
“Ahhh, ponyfeathers…” Applejack shook her head and pointed one hoof at him. “Look, ah forgive yah fer now, just…” She sighed a little and turned away back to her work. “Just git offa mah farm ‘fore I hafta turn the hose on ya.”
“Can do!”
A snap of his fingers, and Discord was gone again.
Author's Note
Ahh, feels good to get back in the Saddle again! What better way than to write about my favorite draconequus getting his nuts rocked?
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