Button hated parties. Well, okay, LAN parties were one thing, but frat parties?

He couldn’t stand them.

Unfortunately, his marefriend didn’t share his disdain for them. But then, why would she? Sweetie was popular, hot, and had a knack for social situations that rivaled her sister’s.

Button was a dumpy geek who could get Doom to run on a thermometer… but who didn’t really have the social skills to deal with people nearly as well as he could code.

So, when Sweetie insists that they go out to a party for once, Button is less than happy.

And boy howdy, is he going to get a lot less happy as the night goes on.

Anonymous commission for anonymous third party!

CW: NC-17, cheating, NC Groping, Anthro, Sweetie not living up to her name, Button being kind of a dick, kind of a good guy, and a massive idiot in rapid succession, mild violence, homophobic and misogynistic insults from ponies being assholes, and OCs stepping in to engage in all manner of M/F sex, condom use, titfucking, excessive cum shots, facials, cum-in-fur, bad-talking the dude getting cheated on

I hadn't originally planned for this story to be my submission to Dezmo's NSFW contest, but it ended up taking the writing time for the story I had been planning, and it does meet all the rules, so... giving it a shot! :)