Miraculous Ponies: Tales of Ladybug, Cat Noir and the Mane Six Season 2

by mlpanddisneyfan1

Episode 9: A Dog, Cat and Pony Show

Previous Chapter

A few days later after the Princess Fragrance incident Rarity was back in her store adding the last few details on her newest dress on the mannequin as she was just putting a red gemstone onto the dress’ hoof with a blue one after that and once that was done she gasped in relief

“Perfect!” Rarity said in relief right before a bell rang as the door then opened while Rarity closed the closet her mannequin was in “Coming!” Rarity called out approaching the pony that had just entered “Welcome to Carousel Boutique, where every garment is chic, unique and magnifique” Rarity greeted before she got to the room where the pony was in and once she arrived she noticed a pony with pale, light grayish gold coat, light brilliant cobalt blue mane and tail with light brilliant azure stripes and light brilliant amber eyes with a pale, light grayish blue violet eyeshadow as she also wore a white mini hat with a bright purple stripe, the same for the tail hanger and her dress that on the edges also had some fake confetti like parts making her gasp as it was none other than “Sapphire Shores! The Pony of Pop!” Rarity said in shock

“Good afternoon, miss Rarity” Sapphire Shores greeted

“You yah…Y-Y-You know my name?” Rarity said still in shock and nervousness

“Well of course I do darling, I make it a point to know all of the up-and-coming designers and clothes horse magazine simply raved about you” Sapphire Shores explained

“Oh my stars, if I’m dreaming don't wake me up” Rarity suggested before turning to Sapphire Shores “How may I help you miss Shores?” Rarity asked

“Oh please, call me Sapphire” Sapphire suggested

“How may I help you Sapphire?” Rarity asked while giggling

“Well, as I’m sure you know, I’ll be touring all of Equestria with my latest concert, Sapphire Shores’ Ziegfilly Follies, so I need to look seeensational! Pow!” Sapphire called out

“I have just what you need, Sapphire Shores, prepare yourself for the pièce de résistance de la haute couture” Rarity explained while opening the curtains and what came out was a piece of outfit that even Michael Jackson would wear in his concert “I used every last diamond I found on this one garment” Rarity explained

Sapphire who saw it could only look in awe as her eyes got bigger from amazement before she turned to Rarity

“And it is spectacular! I’ll take it” Sapphire said

“Really?” Rarity asked

“Oh yes, and five more, each done up in a different jewel” Sapphire explained

“beg pardon?” Rarity asked in shock, worry and confusion

“Costume changes” Sapphire reminded which made Rarity look at the empty chest before falling onto the ground dramatically in disbelief as Sapphire trotted off while chuckling “Yes, I do have that effect on ponies” Sapphire said



After a while Rarity, Spike and Cat Noir were seen walking through the stone lands near ponyville as Rarity was using her horn to try and find some gems while Spike and Cat Noir walked after her with Spike carrying the cart and Cat Noir holding a stick on his back in confusion

“Can you remind me what I was supposed to do again?” Cat Noir asked

“You must protect me if there’s any dangers, even if it’s just an avalanche, I mean, a lady can’t come unprepared” Rarity said

“Right, and what about Spike?” Cat Noir asked

“He’s supposed to gather gems for me that I can use for the dresses Sapphire Shores needs for her show” Rarity explained

“Oh my gosh! Sapphire Shores! The pony of pop! She is awesome! I mean, she’s gorgeous and talented and—” Spike started before Cat Noir hit him on the head causing Spike to look at him only to see Cat Noir glaring at him “Heh… And not even half the pony you are, I mean, you’re ten times more gorgeous and talented and—” Spike started

“Spike, a lady is never jealous” Rarity said

“Really? What about Chloé, the one that tries to stop Marinette from loving me, Adrien?” Cat Noir asked

“Yeah, he’s right, Chloé would definitely flip out if she heard Marinette loves Adrien, but what about you? Were you totally flipping out or what?!” Spike asked

“Ladies like me do not ‘flip out’ Spike, however, I was quite in awe” Rarity said before she realized something as she then went back to checking for gems with her horn “Oh, I need to find more jewels than ever before to decorate her costumes” Rarity said before she found something

“Did you find some?” Spike asked, pouncing to Rarity

“Yes Spike! Right there!” Rarity answered pointing to a patch of dirt

Spike then went towards it and digged the ground as fast as a dog before he pulled out some gems and put it in the cart except for one which he looked at in awe

“Ooooo! You look so delicious…” Spike said in awe

Spike then began to move the gem closer to his face but before he could…

“Spike!” Rarity called out angrily as Spike turned to Rarity angrily “I promised I’d give you gems to snack on but we need to collect more first or I’ll never be able to make these outfits for Sapphire” Rarity reminded

“Hm…” Spike realized before putting the gem into the cart “I will miss you my sweet” Spike said sadly

Rarity then began trotting off with Cat Noir following after her

“Come along Spike, we have many jewels to find” Rarity said

“At your service milady!” Spike said

The trio then continued their walk before Rarity found another gem spot which Spike then began to dig before he came back out with gems in his mouth causing Rarity to glare making Spike nervous as he then approached the cart with a glare at Cat Noir who shrugged while Rarity searched for a new gem again and when she was far away Spike reached for a gem before…

“Spike!” Rarity called out scaring Spike for a moment

And with that Spike rushed to Rarity to help her again as he stuck his tail into the ground before using it as a shovel to remove the dirt in order to free the gems which he then dropped on the cart

When Rarity found the next batch Spike used his tail as a jackhammer to dig the ground in order to free the gems which he then dropped onto the cart too


After a while of searching all the gems have been found as Spike licked his lips while looking at the cart which Cat Noir saw as he had an idea and tapped Rarity on the back

“What’s wrong darling?” Rarity asked

“I think Spike’s getting a little impatient to eat one” Cat Noir said pointing to behind him

Rarity then sighed in disbelief and turned to Spike

“You’ve been very patient today Spike and for that you get the finest reward” Rarity said before grabbing a shiny blue gem from the basket with her magic and giving it to Spike “This is from me to you” Rarity said as Spike planned to eat it before getting confused and turning to Rarity who gave him a creepy stare while saying “Is something wrong Spike?” Rarity asked

“No, it’s perfect” Spike answered while holding the gem against his chest excitedly

Just then Rarity glowed her horn again as she turned around

“Ooo, bring the cart Spike, there are more over here” Rarity said

While Rarity and Cat Noir left Spike turned to the gem one last time

“For me, from Rarity” Spike muttered, still in shock


Meanwhile, while the two were doing their search, somebody opened a piece of the tree in order to see what was happening

“Yesss, gemsss, gemsss!” The creature called out

“Where?” The second creature asked

“Preciousss gemsss! He is the gem hunter, with him we can have all those gems… And more! Let’s get the dragon” The first creature said pointing to Spike

The trio then closed the tree up again as Rarity then turned to Spike

“Spike! Where are you?” Rarity asked

Just then the creature in the tree opened the tree in shock

“Wait! Who is that?” The creature asked in shock

“The creature then turned to one side and saw Rarity that had turned to Spike

“You know it’s terrible to keep a lady waiting” Rarity reminded

“Coming!” Spike called out

The creature then opened the tree and saw Rarity shining a light at the surrounding area with Cat Noir next to her with a stick and Spike walking up to the duo and once he arrived he dug the ground again

“I think we’re really going to strike gold this time, so to speak” Rarity said before laughing a bit

Spike then came back out of the dirt with all the gems

“Jackpot!” Spike called out

“Oh, it’s not the dragon we want, nor the furry, it’s the pony!” The creature said

“The pony…” The trio said before going back to hiding

Meanwhile Spike managed to put the rest of the gems onto the cart as Rarity turned to the duo

“Well Spike, I think that’s all we can do for today, and these will certainly get me well on my way with Sapphire’s outfits” Rarity said before turning around “Well, why don’t we start headi—” Rarity started before her horn glowed again

“What’s wrong, Rarity?” Cat Noir asked

Rarity then turned to her horn in confusion

“What’s this? Another jewel” Rarity said as her horn then led Rarity to a tree where three gems were seen hanging from “Strange, it’s in the trees” Rarity said in confusion but once she got close enough a gray dog-like head popped out “Eww!” Rarity said in shock as she backed off “Uh… Uh… Good day gentle… uh, fellow, uh, I am Rarity and these are my friends Cat Noir and Spike” Rarity greeted

“Grr… This dude looks fishy!” Cat Noir said angrily

“Whoa dude! Calm down! No need to get so stereotypical, literally” Spike said

“Never mind him, who are you?” Rarity asked

“A diamond dog” The dog-like creature answered while landing onto the ground with its partners before nearing them as Rarity, Cat Noir and Spike backed off with Rarity and Spike nervous and Cat Noir in front of them while holding his stick

“Oh really? Oh well, that explains your fine taste in jewelry, I mean, I-I-I know that diamonds are a girl’s best friend and now I know that they’re a dog’s best friend too” Rarity said before laughing nervously “So um…” Rarity said before clearing her throat “You’re out hunting for gems as well?” Rarity asked nervously

“Yes, we hunt” The diamond dog said as he tried to catch Rarity

“Uh… We?” Rarity asked in confusion

“We hunt for gems” The diamond dog said while showing its necklace with the orange gem on it “But you are a better hunter so now we hunt… For you!” The diamond dog said evilly

Just then the diamond dog’s partner jumped out of a hole causing Spike to fall down behind him as the diamond dog rushed towards Rarity causing her to scream before Cat Noir jumped by and sent him against a wall

“No one takes my friend away!” Cat Noir said angrily

Afterwards another partner came out and tried to grab Rarity before Spike jumped onto his tail with Spike’s own tail as he jackhammered on it before the dog jumped off in fright

Cat Noir then chased after the last one while Spike turned to Rarity

“Run Rarity! Run!” Spike called out before the diamond dog that got hit against the wall pressed him into the ground

Cat Noir who saw this then rushed back to Rarity and grabbed her hoof before dragging her off

“Let’s get you to safety!” Cat Noir said

“Cat Noir! I can do this myself!” Rarity said

“Really? Then what can you do?!” Cat Noir asked angrily

“I know!” Rarity called out before she shone her magic brighter than it should be while shouting “Shield!” Rarity called out

The diamond dogs who saw this then rushed towards the duo as Cat Noir held them off while Rarity tried to hold her shield as Cat Noir knocked each one of them off

“Rarity! Go get help! I can handle this!” Cat Noir said

Rarity then rushed off before turning to Spike

“Spike! Come on! Hurry!” Rarity called out worriedly

“Gotcha!” The diamond dog then called out

Rarity who wasn’t watching then bounced into the air with a scream when the diamond dog hit her in the belly and once she landed she was free for the taking as the diamond dogs grabbed her

“Spike! Cat Noir!” Rarity Called out

Spike who was holding one of the goons then called out

“Got him, Rarity! I got him!” Spike said

“Haha! Nope!” The goon said

Afterwards Spike was shot in the tree when the goon stood back up

Cat Noir who was fighting then got scratched as he fell back grunting in pain as he noticed some pink blood flowing out which he covered up with his belt

“I’d better get this fixed!” Cat Noir said in pain

“Sorry kitty cat” The goon said

“HEY! ONLY LADYBUG CAN CALL ME THAT!” Cat Noir said

Spike then noticed Rarity and the diamond dogs leaving

“Wait! Rarity?” Spike called out in worry

“Unhand me this instant you ruffians, stop! Put me down you thugs! You brutes!” Rarity called out angrily

Cat Noir then helped Spike down as the two could only watch the goons kidnap Rarity

“Rarity!” Spike said in shock and worry

Spike then rushed over to Rarity who struggled to hold onto the dirt

“Spike, ah dirt!” Rarity called out in disgust before screaming and being pulled away “Spike!” Rarity called out in fright

“Which, what, where?” Spike asked in shock and worry

Save me…!” Rarity called out

Spike then went down on his knees and shouted

Nooooooooooo!” Spike called out in sadness and despair

“Don’t worry Spike, I’ll save her!” Cat Noir said

“But Cat noir, you’re hurt!” Spike said pointing to Cat Noir’s chest

“I know but I’ll be fine, I’ll rescue Rarity and I’ll come back afterwards, don’t you worry your silly little head” Cat Noir said

“B-But…” Spike started

Cat Noir then crouched down to a nervous Spike

“I know you’re scared but I can handle this myself and even if I can’t, I’m sure you can get some help, now go, wait patiently back home, I’ll handle this!” Cat Noir said

“Cat Noir! Wait!” Spike called out

Cat Noir then dove into the ground and ran like a cat to the bottom of the hole, so far that even Spike couldn’t find him anymore

“You really are courageous” Spike said before he began thinking “Maybe I should get my friends to help, that way Cat Noir doesn’t get hurt!” Spike said


After a while Spike had returned with his friends to the spot they were fighting as their friends rushed to where they were last while Spike blew into his little air back

“How could this have happened without our watch?!” Ladybug asked in worry

“I don’t know but we’re here to help Cat Noir and Rarity!” Rainbow said

“I agree” Twilight said before turning to Spike “Now Spike, can you breathe now?” Twilight asked

“Yes…” Spike answered before sighing in relief “I think so” Spike said while giving Twilight the airbag which she then teleported to Paris’ trash can

“Good, now tell us what you know” Twilight suggested

“Yeah, ‘cause all you said earlier was…” Rainbow started


A few minutes ago Spike rushed over to his friends who here having a little get together which the group mentioned

“What’s wrong Spike?” Ladybug asked

“Rarity… Woods… Jewels… Dogs… Hole… Taken… Cat Noir… Save her!” Spike said between pants

The rest of the heroes then looked at each other in confusion at what Spike said


Back to the present the group were still running as Applejack turned to him

“Not a whole lot to go on there, sport” Applejack reminded

“Sorry, Rarity and I were in the woods looking for jewels when these creepy guys showed up” Spike explained

“Creepy guys?” Twilight asked

“You mean, stalkers?” Ladybug asked

“Pedophiles?” Rainbow asked

“Laborers?” Pinkie asked

“Yeah kinda, they called themselves the Diamond Dog, they grabbed Rarity and disappeared down a hole in the ground and Cat Noir ran after them” Spike explained

“Well, this sounds mighty easy, just take us to that there hole and we’ll save Rarity” Applejack said

The group soon arrived to the spot and once they got there they gasped in shock at what they saw, there, a lot of holes were made just to confuse the remaining heroes

“Holey moley, that’s a lotta holeys” Pinkie said in shock and disbelief

“Tell me about it” Ladybug said

“Come on girls! Let’s get started” Twilight said as she approached a hole and looked at the bottom of it “Hello” Twilight greeted

The group were then seen looking at the hole too before some yellow eyes came out before some dirt came onto the group’s faces causing them to back off in shock

“You can’t be serious?!” Ladybug said in anger and disbelief

Twilight then shook the dirt off her face before turning to her friends

“Quick! We gotta get down one before they’re all filled up” Twilight reminded

“Oh my, oh my!” Fluttershy called out while running to one hole before gasping in shock as dirt came out of it

Ladybug rushed to another hole and tried to dive in it while spinning her yo-yo but all she could do was sent dirt flying to her friends before the hole closed as her friends glared at her

“Whoops, hehe, my bad” Ladybug said apologetically

Just then the group noticed more holes getting closed up by dirt as they each got more worried as they rushed to more and more to try and jump into each hole all with failed attempts as Applejack who got hit by one then turned to them

“We can’t muscle through it!” Applejack reminded

“We’ll see about that” Rainbow said

Rainbow then flew towards a hole and tried to dive into it but before she could get further with her speed the hole closed up as fast as she crashed causing dirt to fly all over and fill the group with dirt

“Heavens to betsy, now I’m used to pickin’ myself up and dustin’ myself off but Rarity won’t even touch mud ‘less it’s imported” Applejack said worriedly

“Oh Rarity…” Twilight said worriedly


In the group’s daydream Rarity was seen sitting in a rusty cage inside a cave while getting worried

“Oh woe is me! Whatever shall I do?” Rarity thought worriedly before walking side to side in worry before she accidentally stepped in mud making her yelp in fright “Ah dirt, dirt! Get away, dirt!” Rarity said while backing off before she hit a dusty wall “Oh! Make it stop, make it stop!” Rarity said as she rushed forwards before hitting a low hanging spike which gave her mane some dirt while it went flat “Ah! Filthy, disgusting dirt, it stings, it burns!” Rarity said before turning to the cage’s door in fright “Help! Oh somepony save me, save me!” Rarity said in fright


Back in the real world

“We gotta save her” Applejack said worriedly

“But they blocked up all the holes” Fluttershy said turning to the dirt piling over the holes

“Don’t mean we can’t dig ‘em out, come on!” Applejack said while bouncing over a dirt pile

The group then went over a respective dirt pile and began digging until Pinkie’s tail got stretched far before it hit her causing her to fall to the ground in pain thanks to a goon

Fluttershy was then pulled up by a goon and dropped back to the ground while Spike got tripped while rushing towards a hole

Twilight and Rainbow meanwhile continued to dig before they heard dirt falling from behind them as they turned around

“Get them!” Twilight and Rainbow called out

The two then ran towards the goons that popped up only for the goons to go down as soon as they got close causing Twilight and Rainbow to hit each other

Ladybug meanwhile was trying to pull all the dirt away with her yo-yo before from the other side of the pile a goon bumped it’s entire body at the pile before diving back into its hole as Ladybug felt it was shaking as she turned up only to get covered in dirt and when she got out all we saw was a bright brown human standing there staring at the camera with a frown

Applejack meanwhile began digging until from the corner of her eye a Diamond Dog appeared which caused her to glare as she began playing whack a mole with the goon that popped up on another side every time before she noticed her friends having trouble too with Ladybug being given a bottle of water by Twilight which she turned to the bottom from above her causing water to flow out of her body

Afterwards everybody kept trying to grab the goons with all of them failing every time and soon enough they had enough as they were on their back panting in defeat

“This is hopeless! We need a new plan!” Ladybug said

“I agree, especially with all those scary monsters popping up everywhere” Applejack said

“They’re dogs Applejack” Ladybug reminded

“Yes, poor Rarity must be terrified since she doesn’t know” Fluttershy said

“Ooh” Twilight said worriedly


In another daydream where Rarity was out of her cage as she looked at the Diamond Dogs in worry

“Give me the baubles” A Diamond Dog ordered

Rarity who heard that then turned to one side in shock

“Give me the beads!” Another Diamond Dog ordered

Rarity who heard that then turned to it in shock

“Where are the trinkets?!” The third one asked angrily

Rarity then turned to it nervously with a yelp

“Where is the treasure?!” The trio asked in anger

Afterwards Rarity passed out from shock and exhaustion of all the things asked of her


Back in the real world Twilight turned to her friends

“Poor Rarity, what are we gonna do?” Twilight asked

Spike then looked around in his grey Element vision before some green letters popped up in front of one remaining hole the Diamond Dogs haven’t yet made dirt out of, a fishing pole near the hole and the gem held by his tail

“I got it!” Spike called out before pulling out the gem Rarity gave him “I’ll save you my sweet” Spike said

Spike then rushed towards the hole while his friends turned to each other in confusion before running after him only to see him using a fishing pole and the gem Rarity gave him as he used it to lower the gem down

“Spike, it is very noble of you—” Twilight started

“Shhh!” Spike called out

“To sacrifice the gem Rarity gave you” Twilight finished, a little quieter

Spike then turned to the sky in awe

“Oh Lady Rarity, my damsel in distress, along with my best bud Cat Noir” Spike said


The screen then changed to Spike’s daydream where Spike is shown to have been turned bigger with a giga chad chin along with a cape and a soldier’s outfit made for dragons

“I shall save you” Spike said while raising his sword before turning to the caves in front of him “Show yourselves you dogs! You curs!” Spike said as three Diamond Dogs then popped out of nowhere “Ah, there you are you mangy mutts” Spike said in relief

“Who are you calling mutts?” The Diamond Dog said before turning to his friends “Unleash the hounds!” He said before whistling with a dog whistle

Just then some royal dogs appeared barking at Spike who just stood still even as they rushed towards him but without even getting hurt Spike managed to knock down every royal dog with one slash of his sword as each of them coughed spit out while being sent flying

Some others then came running as Spike did the same with his tail causing them to get send flying away as more and more hounds came, not stopping with a single step as Spike waggled the sword sending every hound flying to the ground as Spike took one look at the empty hall as more hounds rushed towards him which he then blew fire at making them run away in fright and pain as their butts went on fire

After the fight was done Spike approached the three remaining Diamond Dogs and pointed his sword at them while glaring

“Now where is Lady Rarity?” Spike asked angrily

The Diamond Dogs then pointed to a spot as Spike rushed towards it and smashed through the wall with his sword as Rarity was seen looking at him while wearing a Princess dress of sorts while Cat Noir was dressed in a more gentleman styled suit

“Spike! I knew you would save me!” Rarity said in relief

“Nothing could stop me milady” Spike said with a heartwarming smile

Rarity then chuckled in relief

“Spike, you are my… Hero” Rarity said

“Actually… He’s our hero!” Cat Noir said

Rarity and Spike then reached in for a kiss until…


Meanwhile in the real world Spike was buttering his lips to Applejack who then puts a hoof on his lips as she chuckled a bit

“Hold on there lover boy” Applejack said in disbelief

Just then the fishing pole began to stretch as Spike struggled to hold onto it while calling out

“I got a bite! I got a bite!” Spike called out

Afterwards Spike began getting dragged which Applejack noticed

“Hold on there little fella!” Applejack called out

Applejack then rushed towards Spike and tried to pull him by his tail only to get dragged too

“Applejack! Hold on!” Ladybug said

Ladybug then rushed towards Applejack and held her on the chest as she tried to pull her back before starting to slide

“Ladybug!” Twilight called out in shock
Twilight then rushed towards Ladybug and held her by the yo-yo’s belt as she tried to pull her back

“Twilight!” Rainbow called out

Rainbow then flew towards Twilight and tried to stretch her back too before starting to fall down

“Oh my goodness, oh my goodness…” Fluttershy said worriedly

Fluttershy then held Rainbow’s tail by her mouth and tried to pull her back but despite all the help, all six members fell down except for Pinkie who then bounced towards them

“Wait for me!” Pinkie called out

Pinkie then bounced into the hole and with that all seven members slid down into an unfamiliar domain as they began to scream in fright as they continued to slide with one time also jumping from one hole to another and soon enough they landed on the other side of the slide and into a cave as Ladybug stood back up

“Where are we?” Ladybug asked

Pinkie then stood up

“I don’t know but that was fun! Shall we do that again?!” Pinkie asked

“No, of course not, that was highly risky!” Ladybug said

“Bummer!” Pinkie said in defeat

The others then stood back up with Spike being the last one who then laughed in relief

“It worked though! We’re in! Now we can finally save Rarity!” Spike said

“One question though Spike, which way do we go?” Twilight asked

The others then turned around and saw caves all around which made Spike fall down on his knees

Nooooooooooo!” Spike called out while doing so

The group then began walking through the halls worriedly

“All these tunnels… How are we ever gonna find Rarity?” Twilight asked

“Guess we’re just gonna have to start going down them one by one” Applejack suggested

“That could take forever! There’s gotta be a way to narrow it down” Rainbow reminded

“I know! I bet they’ve taken Rarity down the tunnel with the most gems” Spike explained

“But Spike, Rarity is the only one who knows how to find gems” Twilight reminded

“Hmm, maybe you’re right but there’s one thing we haven’t tried yet” Ladybug said

“Really? What is it?” Twilight asked

“My Lucky Charm” Ladybug explained

“How exactly would that work?! I’ve looked all over Paris’ shops and such and there was no such thing as a gem detector! Only metal detectors!” Twilight reminded

“But there's a geomarrow detector!” Pinkie explained

“What’s that?” Rainbow asked

“A detector that can find geomarrow and I think it can find gems too if I’m right!” Pinkie explained

“Does that exist in Paris though?” Fluttershy asked

“Nope! But it does exist in Belobog!” Pinkie answered

“Uh Pinkie, that place doesn’t exist” Applejack reminded

“What?! Really?!” Pinkie asked in shock

“Yep” Applejack said

“Well, that theory’s busted then” Ladybug said

“Twilight, you’re our only hope! You can copy Rarity’s gem-finding spell” Twilight reminded

“Oh my gosh! You’re right! Rarity showed me how she did it a while back, if I can just remember…” Twilight thought

Twilight then glowed her horn as she tried to find the right spell before she did it and a bunch of gems began glowing in a tunnel near them

“That’s it, you did it Twilight! Come on!” Spike said before rushing off while calling out “We’re coming guys, we’ll save you two, just hold on” Spike said


Meanwhile Cat Noir was nearing the place where he saw Rarity going into before he saw three dogs moving forward

“This has to be the place, I’d better hear what they say” Cat Noir thought

Rarity was then seen backed into a corner by three Diamond Dogs

“Oh please Diamond Dogs, please let me go” Rarity pleaded worriedly

“No!” The smallest Diamond Dog said

“You’re our precious little pony” The biggest Diamond Dog said

“Forever!” The medium Diamond Dog said before laughing evilly

“But whatever do you want from me?” Rarity asked nervously

“Gemsss!” The medium Diamond Dog said

“Yes! The gems, the jewels” The smallest Diamond Dog said

“Find them! Find them all!” The biggest Diamond Dog said

“Oh! Is that all?” Rarity asked before doing a little investigation with her magic before she found a batch of dirt where the diamonds were under “There, a lovely pocket of jewels are right there, now if you’d be so kind as to show me the exit?” Rarity asked while crossing the patch of dirt with a stick

Just then a Diamond Dog guard pointed a spear at Rarity shocking her

“Good!” The medium Diamond Dog said before laughing a bit “Now dig them up pony” The medium Diamond Dog ordered

“What? But you said you wanted me to find the gems” Rarity reminded in shock and disbelief

“Yes! Find and then dig” The smallest Diamond Dog reminded

Dig?” Rarity asked in shock, confusion and disbelief

“Yes, dig” The biggest Diamond Dog ordered

The Diamond Dog guard then approached Rarity closer as Rarity then groaned in disbelief before digging the ground in disgust while grunting in pain

“What are you doing? We said dig!” The biggest Diamond Dog ordered while going into Rarity’s face

“Forgive me but prior to you so rudely dragging me into your dirt pit I had a pony-pedi and I am not about to chip a hoof because you dislike my style of digging” Rarity reminded

And when she was done speaking Rarity began to dig weakly again while grunting in pain as the medium Diamond Dog then facepalmed in disbelief

“Oh for goodness— Fine! Just stop, Stop!” The medium Diamond Dog said as Rarity did so, making the medium Diamond Dog turn to a few guards hanging onto the ceiling “Dig dogs! Dig! And fast!” The medium Diamond Dog said

The guards then barked before falling onto the ground and digging while Rarity could only look in relief

“She won’t dig, she pulls” The biggest Diamond Dog reminded

The smallest and Biggest Diamond Dogs then approached a shocked Rarity with a card and a saddle of sorts

“I beg your pardon, but what pray tell are you doing?” Rarity asked while backing off in anger and worry

“Others will dig, you will haul the wagon” The biggest Diamond Dog reminded

“Prrrecious pony-pedi will be preserved” The smallest Diamond Dog reminded while putting the saddle of sorts on Rarity

“Well, somebody certainly needs proper nail care, when was the last time you two had a manicure? You’re scratching up my coat with those jagged things!” Rarity reminded

“Please be quiet!” The middle Diamond Dog then ordered

Rarity then smelled something disgusting making her scoff in disgust

“Good heavens, What is that smell?” Rarity asked in disgust

Smeeeeeell?” The middle Diamond Dog asked in anger

“Ah, mystery solved, it’s your breath” Rarity said in disgust

The middle Diamond Dog then gasped in shock and began to smell his breath before sighing in disbelief before he realized what he was doing

“Enough!” The middle Diamond Dog ordered before turning to Rarity angrily “Search, pony!” The middle Diamond Dog ordered angrily

Rarity then sighed in disbelief and walked forward with the cart following after her

“Well since you insist…” Rarity said as she began walking while both using a spell and using a stick to mark all locations where the gems are before she had an idea “But I must say the working conditions in here are simply dreadful, musty and damp, it’s going to wreak havoc on my mane and this air is stifling, suffocating and when I try to take a deep breath the stench of all you dogs makes me nauseated” Rarity explained

The dogs who were digging then all found gems but when the last two dogs digged a stone supporter they didn’t notice that the stone would break and crash onto them shortly after

“You look and smell like you haven’t bathed in weeks, have you never heard of soap? You could all do with a good round of soap and water, oh water, oh water, I’m terribly thirsty, could I please have some water?” Rarity continued

“Goodness gracious, I can’t take this anymore, be quiet, pony!” The smallest Diamond Dog ordered in anger and irritation

“And that’s another thing, I would appreciate it if you stopped calling me pony, I am a Lady and I wish to be addressed as such, so you may call me ‘miss’ or ‘Rarity’ or ‘Miss Rarity’” Rarity explained

“Enough! Your whining! It-it-it hurts!” The middle Diamond Dog called out while covering his ears in pain

“Whining? I am not whining, I am complaining, do you want to hear whining?” Rarity asked before she fell to the ground dramatically and began crying “Thiiis iiis whiiining! Oooh, this harness is too tiiight! It’s going to chafe, can’t you loosen it? Oooh, it hurts and it’s sooo ruuusty! Why didn’t you clean it first? It’s gonna leave a staaain! And the wagon’s getting heeeavy, why do I have to pull it?!” Rarity called out while crying

“Aaah! Make it stop!” The smallest Diamond Dog said holding his ears in pain

“Stop whining!” The medium Diamond Dog ordered angrily

But I thought you wanted whiiining!” Rarity called out while sobbing causing the medium Diamond Dog to fall to the ground in pain from the whining

“Geh! We’ll do anything, pony!” The medium Diamond Dog pleaded which made Rarity look at him angrily as the medium Diamond Dog reminded something Oh, uh… Uh, we’ll do anything miss Rarity” The medium Diamond Dog said before nervously laughing

“Anything?” Rarity asked before she had an idea “Could you make the cave a little more beautiful for a lady like me, treat me like a queen and give me some sparkling water?” Rarity asked

“Of course miss Rarity” The medium Diamond Dog said

He then ran off and when he did Cat Noir approached Rarity

“Wow! You really knew how to keep them off your back!” Cat Noir said in shock

“Of course darling, I couldn’t simply let them force me to do some labor like literal stalkerish pedophiles!” Rarity said

“Yeah, I saw it all happen, give me some time, I need to send Ladybug a message about where we are, maybe she can help us… Oh and try to distract them for as long as you can” Cat Noir said

“Will do darling” Rarity said as Cat Noir began to leave until “Wait…” Rarity said, making Cat Noir turn to her “How did you find me?” Rarity asked

“Oh, I just followed these assholes here but I managed to keep a far enough distance from them so that they could not see me” Cat Noir said

“Very well” Rarity said before she noticed a shadow “Quick! Before they notice you!” Rarity ordered

Cat Noir then nodded and walked off and once he was gone Rarity looked down in worry and saw a bit of a blood trail from where Cat Noir ran to

“What happened to him?” Rarity thought


After a while Rarity had gotten herself in a rather nice situation as yellow banners were being hung while the three Diamond Dog leaders were carrying carts in order to find gems as Rarity was being treated like a queen with two guards fanning their feathers at her which made Rarity relieved as she then took a sip from the golden glass before sighing in disbelief

“This water is hardly sparkling but I suppose it will have to do” Rarity said

Meanwhile the three Diamond Dogs were still carrying the carts until the middle Diamond Dog realized something

“Wait! Why are we doing this?” The middle Diamond Dog asked in realization after panting in defeat

“To stop the awful noises from the pony’s mouth, remember” The smallest Diamond Dog reminded

Just then the middle Diamond Dog slapped his hand on the it’s partner’s head causing him to whine in pain

“Yes, yes, I know, this is ridiculous! Letting a pony order us around, what are we? Mice or dogs?” The middle Diamond Dog asked

“Mi—” The middle Diamond Dog’s partners started before realizing something “Dogs” The duo answered

The middle Diamond Dog then stared at them before he began speaking again but this time in anger

“Dogs do not pull, ponies pull, let her make the awful noises the middle Diamond Dog ordered

The middle Diamond Dog then approached Rarity from behind and put the cart and saddle back on which Rarity noticed as she turned to him while he pushed the glass down to the ground

“What are you doing? You spilled my drink” Rarity reminded before she heard a clasp as she turned to the middle Diamond Dog in shock, pain and anger “Not sooo tiiight!” Rarity called out in pain

“Ha! Make the noises all you want but move while you make them” The middle Diamond Dog said before smacking Rarity in the butt “Mule!” The middle Diamond Dog said afterwards

Rarity then turned around in shock and sadness

“Did you just call me a… mule?” Rarity asked in shock and disbelief

“Ehh…” The middle Diamond Dog asked in confusion

“Mules are ugly, are you saying that I too am ugly?” Rarity asked before she begins wailing in sadness while falling to the ground

“What are these noises?” The smallest Diamond Dog asked while approaching its partner

He called me ugly!” Rarity called out in sadness

“No! Mule! I said mule!” The middle Diamond Dog reminded

An old ugly mule! And it's true! Just look at me, I used to be beautiful but, but nooow…” Rarity called out in sadness

“No, no! You’re still beautiful, po… uh, miss Rarity” The biggest Diamond Dog reminded

“You’re just saying that!” Rarity reminded sadly

“No, you’re still pretty and… And…” The smallest Diamond Dog started

“Oh, uh, uh, nice, yeah” The middle Diamond Dog started nervously

“I don’t believe you! You never liked me!” Rarity reminded before crying again

“Oh, I’ve had just about enough of this!” The middle Diamond Dog reminded


Meanwhile back with Cat Noir and Rarity’s friends they were still running to try and rescue Rarity

“So, what did Cat Noir say?” Applejack asked

“He found Rarity, we just need to find him and we’ll be good” Rarity said

“Why? Is he in danger?” Fluttershy asked

“No but he did say that he has a backup plan in case something goes horribly wrong” Ladybug explained

“Ah I see, but don’t worry, we’re getting close, I can feel it” Twilight said in relief

Just then some distant crying was heard

“It’s coming from over there, come on!” Spike called out

The group then continued to run before they got to the door Rarity should be in as they paused to catch a breath while Rainbow pointed to the door

“She must be in there, let’s go!” Rainbow ordered

Just then some guard dogs jumped onto the Mane Five’s backs as Spike flew into Ladybug’s arms before one called out

“More workhorses” Somebody called out

Ladybug then gave the guard dog a karate kick sending it flying to the ground

“Leave my friends alone!” Ladybug said

Spike then head bumped another to the ground

Just then more guard dogs ran by

“Spike! Let’s hold them off!” Ladybug ordered

“But what about them?!” Spike asked in worry

“Don’t worry about us! We got this!” Applejack said

Spike then nodded as he and Ladybug then ran off before some clashes was heard from the distance as Rainbow turned to her friends

“Now what AJ? What’s your plan?” Rainbow said

“Girls listen, if they can take these here bulls by the horns, they’ll need to be ready for a ride” Applejack reminded

“Meaning?” Rainbow asked

“Kick ‘em up, kick ‘em out! Buck ‘em up, buck ‘em down!” Applejack said

Applejack then began bouncing faster and faster as Pinkie followed along

“This is so fun! Come on! You gotta try this too girls!” Pinkie said

The others then began to jump as fast as they could as they dragged them off before they got to a cliff where they dropped them off sending them flying into the hole with the others

“Great job! Now let’s save Rarity!” Twilight said

The group then rushed off to meet back up with Ladybug and Spike but once they did they heard some crashing and clanging as Spike then pulled a Spike off of the wall

“I’m coming for you milady, hi-ho Twilight! Away!” Spike called out before smacking Twilight on the sides

“And just what do you think you’re doing?” Twilight asked angrily

“Please Twilight, just give me this chance” Spike pleaded

Twilight then sighed in defeat

“Fine” Twilight said

Twilight then prepared herself before she and her friends burst through the door and once they arrived Ladybug went to stand in front of them with Spike stepping forward pointing his sword

“Lady Rarity, I’m here to save you!” Spike said bravely

“Yeah and if you don’t listen to us Ponynappers we’ll make you regret living! ” Ladybug said angrily

“Save us! Please, save us! Make them stop! Please!” The Diamond Dogs then called out

The group then turned around just to see the Diamond Dogs running away from an angry Cat Noir followed by an laser shooting Rarity

“Alright since you w— Huh?” Ladybug asked in shock and confusion

“Excuse me?” Twilight asked in shock and confusion

“So picky” The smallest Diamond Dog explained

“So critical” The biggest Diamond Dog called out

“So dangerous!” The middle Diamond Dog called out

“She won’t stop talking” The smallest Diamond Dog said worriedly

“And crying” The biggest Diamond Dog said

“Not to mention attack us!” The middle Diamond Dog said before he and his partners split up in order to let Rarity and Cat Noir walk to the group “We uh, give them back, yes!” The middle Diamond Dog said nervously

“Well, that was a fight worth winning” Cat Noir said

Ladybug then gave Cat Noir a look that said ‘you silly kitty cat’ as Cat Noir rubbed the back of his head in both silliness and nervousness

Spike meanwhile rushed to Rarity in order to give her a big hug

“Rarity! You’re safe!” Spike said in relief

“Why yes” Rarity said before turning to her friends “Hello girls, you arrived just in time to assist us” Rarity explained

“Assist you?” Ladybug asked

“Assist you with what?” Applejack asked

“With those” Rarity said showing the many carts full of diamonds that she brought with her

The group who saw it then could only look in shock except for Spike who turned to the Diamond Dogs

“You’re letting her leave with all these… Jewels?” Spike asked

“Yes, take them, and these guys too!” The middle Diamond Dog pleaded in fright

“Please!” The smallest Diamond Dog pleaded in fright

Ladybug then rolled her eyes in disbelief

“If you insist” Ladybug said

The group then left the room as they walked back out of the cave thanks to Ladybug’s lucky charm she brought in for a moment and once they got out Pinkie turned to her friends

“I can’t believe you found all these gems!” Pinkie said in disbelief

“Heh, I can’t believe you tricked all those dogs” Rainbow agreed in disbelief

“And even I can’t believe you managed to beat them without a fight, literally” Ladybug said in disbelief

“Just because I’m a lady doesn’t mean I cannot handle myself in a sticky situation, I had them wrapped around my hoof the entire time” Rarity reminded

“I can’t wait to write to Princess Celestia to tell her what you taught me today” Twilight said

“Me? What did I teach you?” Rarity asked

“‘Just because somebody is ladylike doesn’t make her weak, in fact, by using her wits a seemingly defenseless pony can be the one who outsmarts and outshines them all’” Twilight explained

“Hm… ‘Outshines’ is right” Spike said before turning to Rarity “No you have enough gems to cover Sapphire Shores’ costumes” Spike reminded

“Not if you eat them all Spike” Rarity reminded

The group then began laughing until Cat Noir fell down and coughed as the group turned to him

“Are you alright Cat Noir?” Fluttershy asked

“Y-Yeah, I’m fine, I can handle it” Cat Noir said

Just then Rarity remembered something

“Cat Noir, be honest, did you get seriously hurt back in the fight hours ago?” Rarity asked

“N-No…” Cat Noir said nervously

“Let me take a look” Ladybug said

Ladybug then opened up Cat Noir’s belt and sure enough the pink scratches were still there as Pinkie covered Fluttershy’s eyes as quick as she could while Cat Noir’s friends approached him

“Why didn’t you tell us first and foremost? We could’ve helped you” Twilight reminded

“I know and it was a stupid mistake… I just wanted to help Rarity” Cat Noir explained

“Well, now what?” Rarity asked

“Let him lay down on Applejack’s back, we’ll bring him to the Ponyville hospital to get better” Twilight said

The others then nodded before putting Cat Noir on Twilight’s back in order for him to get better while the group carried him to the Ponyville hospital