Life as a Sonic OC Redux
Stranger than Fan Fiction/ Truth Revealed
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I was visiting Pinkie and Cheese at Sugarcube Corner since I wanted to tell them something exciting.
Bold was on my back while Tank was beside me.
Bold asks "Momma?"
“Yeah, kid?” I asked.
Bold asks "Is Da coming with us to the convention?"
“He is, squirt. We’re just gonna wait for him here.” I answered as we entered the place before we saw a earth pony stallion with a familiar collared and buttoned shirt along with familiar sunglasses and having a familiar hair style while I noticed his cutie mark being a golden star with sunglasses on it talking to Pinkie and Cheese.
A voice spoke "You two would kill it in the comedy business."
Pinkie giggles "Heehee! Thanks."
Cheese spoke "Haha, yeah. Means a lot from a movie star."
“Johnny Cage?” I said in surprise, recognizing him.
Johnny spoke "Long time to see, Prismatic Blur."
Danyelle pops up in Mew form with Gallus in tow.
Danyelle spoke "It's been a while Johnny."
Johnny spoke "Nice to know you’re still kickin’ Danyn."
Man, that Johnny’s still a jokester. I noticed Pinkie and Cheese having put on a few pounds as Twilight teleported here.
Danyelle spoke "I'm just popping by to say that I'm going with Twilight to Griffonstone."
Twilight spoke "Hey! I was gonna tell them that!"
Gallus spoke "Can you two not fight in front of the kids? You're setting a bad example for them."
Danyelle spoke "Don’t worry, we weren’t fighting."
Twilight spoke "Besides, I checked, double-checked and triple-checked."
“Egghead.” I whispered to Bold as both of us snickered.
Danyelle spoke "Whatever you say Star ass."
Twilight growls "For the love of Faust, you're just as bad as Husk is!"
*Meanwhile in Tartarus*
The aforementioned demon cat had sneezed.
Husk groans "I swear, Star-Ass is a pain in the ass!"
*Back with us*
Danyelle sticks her tongue at Twilight.
Gallus spoke "Real mature mom."
Johnny whispered to me, Pinkie and Cheese, “Watch this.”
Cheese and Pinkie definitely looked excited as Johnny approached Twilight.
Johnny spoke "Are there any sports here? Just curious."
Twilight spoke "Aside from buckball, there's the Equestria Games but it'll be some time before the next one starts."
Johnny spoke "Huh. There’s a lot more sports on Earthrealm, there’s even baseball."
*One baseball joke later,*
That made Twilight growl and groan in anger as we laughed like hyenas at that performance.
Johnny spoke "*Takes a bow* Thank you, thank you. You’ve been a wonderful audience."
Soarin showed up, laughing from what happened too.
Danyelle spoke "*Calming down from the laughter* Anywho, we better get going, Twilight."
Gallus laughs "Ein is worse!"
Twilight managed to calm down. "Alright, let's go to Griffonstone."
*After the trio left,*
Tank asks "We go now?"
"Sure thin, Tank." I nodded.
Tank spoke "Yay."
Soarin spoke "*Chuckle* I still don't get how you managed to convince me to come along with you, Skittles."
I giggle "Maybe it was my fellow alicorn's idea."
Due to a prank from Ein, I was smaller than I should be.

I shout "*high pitched voice* EEEEEEEIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!! YOU ARE A DEAD DRAGON ONCE I GET MY HOOVES ON YOU!!!!"
Soarin spotted a potion bottle and read it. "Well, I looked closely, and this says it's only temporary."
"*high pitched voice* Phew! Good." I said in relief.
Starlight pops up.
Starlight spoke "But there is one drawback. If Rainbow comes in contact with the same flower that causes female Mew and Mewtwo Poké-Mobians to have kids, she can't switch back to her alicorn form until after the kid is born."
"*high pitched voice* Don't jinx it, Starlight." I growled.
A small rock hits me on the head, a familiar flower was tied to the rock.
Starlight blasted Pierce with magic, sending him flying.
Starlight spoke "Good thing I'm not in the mood for a kid right now. But something tells me that you are."
"*high pitched voice* Next time I see Aph, remind me to tell her to put shock collars on those two." I growled.
Little did I know, a baby Mew was developing inside my body.
Starlight spoke "Or we could just let Bertha deal with Ein."
"*high pitched voice* How?" I asked before Jasmine appeared.
Jasmine spoke "My dimension does have a food delivery service. First-time customers gets their first food delivery or deliveries free."
Starlight snickers "It gives me a plan to pull on the two idiots!"
Starlight whispers her plan into my ear and then into Jasmine's ear.
Jasmine spoke "*Giggle!* If it's for a prank, deliveries are free of charge."
I snicker "*high pitched voice* Oh wow Starlight, you can be such a prankster when you wanna be!"
Starlight spoke "*Coy smile with an eyebrow raise* You're one to talk."
I spoke "*high pitched voice* Oh can it Starlight."
Starlight spoke "Guess you haven't looked in a mirror yet."
I ask "*high pitched voice* What do you mean? Wait... Is that my voice? Why do I sound like I ate helium?"
Pinkie asks "You didn't swallow any from any of my balloons, did ya?"
I spoke "*high pitched voice* SHUT UP PINKIE!!!"
But that only sent Pinkie and Cheese into a laughing fit.
Soarin spoke "Let's go Skittle-kitty."
"*high pitched voice* R-Right." I responded, blushing at that as the kids, Soarin and I started heading out. While on our way to the Daring Do convection, Soarin hugged me with a wing, making me blush as I bit my lower lip.
Soarin asks "You alright, Dashie?"
"*high pitched voice* Y-Yeah, I'm fine." I say.
*Some time later,*
I was at the Daring Do convention with Soarin and the kids.
I spot an earth pony stallion.

I spoke "high pitched voice* Oh, hello there sir. I'm Rainbow Dash."
The earth pony didn’t notice how high pitched my voice was and was more confused about my appearance.
I spoke "*high pitched voice* I currently can't control the sound of my voice."
Soarin spoke "Oh, sorry about my wife though. She got pranked by a pain in the tail sheep earlier."
Tank spoke "Mama, calm down."
“*high pitched voice* Sorry, being angry like this makes me feel I’m literally full of hot air.” I replied.
Bold snickers.
The stallion asks "So, who's the kid?"
“*high pitched voice* My and Soarin’s son, Bold, and-Wait, kid? Not kids?” I asked, confused.
Soarin spoke "Bold is indeed my and Rainbow's son, the Mewtwo is adopted."
The stallion asks "Mewtwo? What’s that?"
Tank peers out from behind Soarin.
Tank spoke "That what I am..."
The stallion definitely looked confused.
Soarin spoke "It's a long story. And even though I'm not wearing my flight suit, I'm indeed a Wonderbolt."
My right ear twitches upon hearing a voice I heard before.
I spoke "*high pitched voice* Soarin, take the boys and hide. I don't want them to get into another hostage situation like before."
Soarin spoke "Right."
I growl "*high pitched voice* What do you want this time Caballeron?"
The stallion spoke "Oh, nice try on the Caballeron costume, buddy."
I growl at the earth pony.
I spoke "*high pitched voice* Quit pulling my tail pony, that is the real deal!"
The stallion spoke "Come on, everything that happens in the Daring Do books is fiction. None of it is real."
Caballeron laughs "You better believe it is all real!"
The stallion spoke "Okay, we've all had our ha-ha's and laughs, but seriously, take off that costume."
Flintfur leapt out of my shadow in his original form from before he had reincarnated.

Flintfur hisses "Don't be daft stallion! Rainbow actually knows the mare who wrote the Daring So books!"
The stallion spoke "Okay, now I know you're pulling my leg. There's no way."
Flintfur hisses "Unless you want my claws driven through that neck of yours, shut up."
I spoke "*high pitched voice* Quit pissing the cat off sir, you don't know his background."
The stallion spoke "Okay, this is clearly some kind of pra-"
I knocked the stallion out cold. "*high pitched voice* Sheesh, clearly he doesn't know Daring Do that well."
Flintfur spoke "I have a gut feeling that there's more to this than we think there is."
I soon get grabbed.
I spoke "*high pitched voice* Flintfur, go get Daring! Tell her that Caballeron has me!"
Flintfur spoke "R-right!"
Caballeron spoke "Get that cat!"
Flintfur escapes via shadow movement.
*Flintfur's POV*
I pop out right outside Daring's house.
I spoke "Daring Do! We got trouble! Caballeron has taken Rainbow Dash and an earth pony stallion hostage!"
Daring Do asks "What?"
I spoke "Caballeron grabbed the two."
Daring Do seemed deep in thought as I noticed her hat shaking a bit before she held it down on her head.
I ask "Is that a growing unicorn horn I sense under your hat?"
Now that I pay attention, her wings look a bit bigger too.
I spoke "We have to save Rainbow Dash!"
Daring Do spoke "…Okay, I’m in."
“I know she’s just a fan, maybe your biggest #1-Wait, what?” I asked, confused.
Daring Do spoke "I said I’m in."
“That was quick!” I gasped in surprise.
At that very moment, my white paw felt like it was on fire thus indicating that I now had a friendship mission to solve.
I spoke "Let's go save Rainbow Dash!"
The two of us went off.
I use shadow movement to get me and Daring straight to where Rainbow was.
I spoke in a quiet voice "Daring, you distract Caballeron and his goons. I'll get Rainbow and the other pony free."
Daring Do spoke "On it, and I think I know how to distract him more."
I spoke "Tell me you're not going to...."
Daring Do spoke "I might not have any other choice."
A howl rang clear, scaring Caballeron's goons.
I ask "What was that?"
A hellhound female that was twice Loona's age attacks the goons.

“What in the…?” I asked, totally lost.
A warp ring opens up before Loona ran out of it before punching the older hellhound in the face.
Loona snaps "You dare show your face around here after leaving me in the damned pound for years!"
Before Loona got another punch in, her wrist was grabbed by another female hellhound.
the female hellhound spoke "Sis! Calm down!"
Loona snaps "I don't have a sister!"
The older hellhound spoke "Jackson and I haven't been able to find you in 21 years... We're so sorry...."
But that only made Loona more angry.
The older hellhound pulls out a photo of her with Jackson and two female hellhound pups.
The older hellhound spoke "Maybe this could help since my words alone aren't enough..."
A male hellhound the same age as the older female showed as he, she and the female hellhound the same age as Loona pinned her down while making sure she saw the picture.

While shielding Daring, I growl "Get a good look at the photo Princess Loona. Try to remember your puppyhood."
Jackson asks "Wait, what?"
But then blue ghostly hands emerged from the ground, grabbing Loona and help pinning her down.
A male spoke "I can tell they're really alive, Loona."
I then saw Ali show up with a crook staff while it had a sword inside.
Jackson asks "Ali?"
Ali spoke "It is good to see you again, uncle."
Looking at Ali, I ask "But isn't your mother a cousin of Loona's mother?"
Ali spoke "Long story, basically, Loona's maternal grandmother had a sister, who married an Egyptian jackal hellhound, having my mother who married an Egyptian wolf hellhound, having me and my brother."
Ryōta soon steps out of a portal with a satyr girl on his back along with a hellhound boy in his arms.
Ryōta spoke "Loonie, you need to calm down or I will put you in the doghouse again."
That immediately stopped Loona from thrashing about.
Loona blushed madly, knowing exactly what that means.
Ryōta asks "Now Loona, mind telling me and our kids why you behaved like a bad girl towards a trio of wolves you haven't seen in 21 years?"
Loona spoke "But they couldn’t be… They were…"
I spoke "Can we deal with this later? We have a trapped mare to save!"
But then Ali turned around before beams of energy shot out of his eyes in a piercing gaze, going through a tree without harming it before we heard a yell of pain.
I spoke "Hold on guys, I'm starting to think there's more to this than we think there is!"
Ryōta asks "How so?"
I spoke "I'm no Danyelle but I sense that a certain someone is in a LOT of trouble with the other temple guardians since Daring Do and that Caballeron guy are stealing treasure."
Daring spoke "But I... I thought I was saving the treasures to donate to museums!"
Ahuizotl came out. "How did you know?"
I spoke "Hang around the Nekomata of Redemption long enough and you pick up on her ability to figure things out."
Ryōta spoke "Perhaps it's time we find a better way to protect the artifacts from other would-be explorers."
Rainbow spoke "*high pitched voice* Guys! A little help here!"
I walk over to the Mew before chewing on the ropes, freeing the two.
I spoke "As you were saying Prince Ryōta."
Ryōta spoke "As one of Canterlot's representatives, I would like to speak with the other guardians about arranging a system to better protect the artifacts from would-be explorers so that we don't have a repeat of this again."
Daring asks "What do you think Ahuizotl?"
The Cryptid seemed rather conflicted by it.
I growl at the male.
Rainbow spoke "*high pitched voice* Ryōta has a point though."
Quibble spoke "*Still blinded* Okay, seriously, if this is some kind of sick prank, it's not funny."
I bap the stallion on the head with a paw.
Rainbow spoke "*high pitched voice* Anyway, thanks, Daring Do."
I took the blindfold off Quibble's head.
Quibble asks "What in the...?"
I chuckle "Well, the Meowth's out of the bag now."
Rainbow snickers "*high pitched voice* Nice one Flintfur!"
Daring Do spoke "That isn't the only surprise today."
Daring Do grabbed her hat, but froze, hesitant to take it off.
Bold pops up suddenly before nabbing the helmet and taking it from Daring Do.
Rainbow gasps "*high pitched voice* No freaking way..."
Daring spoke "Yeah, that's right."
Rainbow gasps "*high pitched voice* You're an alicorn?!"
I comically face-faulted at that. How can that balloon of a Mew be so dense?!
Daring spoke "Not just that, since I find out only recently, but... We're twin sisters."
I spoke "I swear Skittles, you're just as dense as the electric cat is!"
But Rainbow Dash couldn't hear me as that info bomb broke her, making her jaw drop in shock.
I laugh "Oh wow, Sparkle Butt is gonna freak out!"
Daring asks "*Covers her mouth while snickering* And why do you look like a kitten balloon, Rainbow Dash?"
I spoke "I'll answer that one, she got pranked by a pair of idiots."
Bold giggles at what I said.
I spoke "the form change was caused by a potion. But something is preventing Rainbow from going back to her alicorn form."
That snapped RD out of it. "*Blushes, feeling flustering* I'm not pregnant!"
I laugh "I don't know, I could ask the Lucario to check."
Rainbow Dash growled, even though it was very high-pitched.
My eyes glow as I place a paw on Rainbow's belly.
I spoke "It's faint now but I can sense a new life force in there."
Rainbow Dash blushed in embarrassment as Soarin and Tank showed up.
I spoke "I think I should talk to the electric cat about this aura-reading ability I now have."
Rainbow spoke "*high pitched voice* I sound ridiculous!"
Soarin chuckles "You know, you're kinda cute like that, Rainbow Meow."
Rainbow spoke "*Flustered blush* That's it! Come here, you!"
Rainbow Dash grabbed Soarin by the face and kissed him on the lips, making him blush as much as she was before he closed his eyes and kissed back. The two disconnected as Soarin started panting heavily and we could see his breath.
Soarin asks "*Panting* What… was that?"
Rainbow Dash spoke "*high pitched voice* Hehe, I added a tiny dash of flamethrower to make sure you get so hot you won’t be able to think straight for a while."
Soarin spoke "You're lucky I can't give you a noogie."
The others and I have a good laugh.
I spoke "Something tells me a certain imp is gonna freak the cuss out once he sees the trio of wolves."
End
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