Life as a Sonic OC Redux

by Dany D

Secret Wedding

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*Twilight's POV*

I was talking to Nightmare Danyelle when the alicorn had burped up a scroll.

Nightmare Danyelle spoke "Sorry Twilight."

“No biggie.” I shrugged.

Nightmare Danyelle spoke "Ichigo's been on edge lately."

“That does raise a question.” I admitted as Nightmare Danyelle read the letter.

Nightmare Danyelle spoke "I think I know why. Look."

I ask "Hmm?"

Nightmare Danyelle spoke in a hushed voice "Seems like a royal wedding is being held in Discord's dimension."

“Secretly?” I asked.

Nightmare Danyelle spoke "Yeah, but for some reason it’s called “Muryō“ and “Chaosrealm”."

I spoke "Looking at the list, I notice that Momo and Deep Blue aren't invited."

Nightmare Danyelle spoke "Maybe whoever wrote this doesn’t know ‘em."

I spoke "Danyelle, you forgot that Ichigo is a counterpart of Zoey. She might remember the Deep Blue of her timeline."

Nightmare Danyelle spoke "Oh, right."

I spoke "It seems the ones going are Sonic, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rainbow, Firestar, Tailsko, Sandstorm, Zoey, Dren and I. Momo and Deep Blue are bonus guests since the two are bound to my soul. And Sonic can choose three of his wives."

Nightmare Danyelle spoke "Something tells me that Roll’s coming along since she’s the head mate of Sonic’s herd. The other two I’m not sure who."

Blaze laughs "Hey Roll, let's go kick Ein around!"

Roll laughs "Count me in!"

Mac kicks Ein toward the two females.

Mac spoke "Kick the Mew!"

Michelle and Daring Do joined in.

Aria and Charybdis tail slap Ein about.

Michelle spoke "*Goes into 1,000-pound unbound form* Check this out!"

Michelle belly-bounced Ein into the air before he fell as she gave him another belly-bounce, sending it to Daring Do as she juggled him with her back hooves.

Swiftrunner kicks Ein.

Ein kept screaming.

Elia soon has Ein by the tail.

Elia spoke "Okay ladies and herm, that is enough."

That got the herd’s attention as Michelle started having a snack.

Sonic spoke "I'm glad you're the sensible one Elia."

Elia giggled with a blush.

Sonic spoke "Which is why I'm taking you with me along with Bliss and Cera. You three didn't beat Ein up."

Nightmare Danyelle spoke "I stand corrected."

I spoke "I think it was likely a test of behavior."

Nightmare Danyelle spoke "*Giggle* You and your study of tests, Twi."

I counter "Like you're any better when it comes to video games though Danyelle!"

Nightmare Danyelle asks "*Giggle!* Challenging me to something?"

I spoke "Let's save the challenges for after your pregnancy."

Nightmare Danyelle asks "*Giggle* What’s wrong? Scared you might lose?"

“Nah.” I scoffed. “Besides, Prisma and Kara are still waiting for their eggs to hatch so they can get theirs on.”

A distraught Prism was arguing with Chomper since the immortal tyrannosaurus accidentally crushed her nest and egg.

Sonic suddenly brought out a poke-egg incubator with Prisma’s Egg inside it.

Prisma spoke "What-But how-"

Sonic asks "Figured I should have a turn keeping an eye out. Didn’t ya see the cardboard?"

The two looked carefully before Prisma let out a sigh of relief.

Sonic spoke "That was just a carton of eggs Chomper accidentally squashed with the nest."

A smoke gray chakat with heterochromatic eyes in blue and green spoke "I could have sworn that was the Apatosaurus' doing..."

Chomper spoke "Talk about a close call."

Prisma spoke "Just be more careful around nesting bird Poké-Mobians, bird Mobians, all Pal-Mobians as well as gryphons and hippogriffs."

“Don’t forget reptiles, amphibians, echidnas and platypi.” I added.

Chomper spoke "And dinosaurs too but out of nine remaining.. Only three are female."

Michelle spoke "That we know of. There could be more out there and we wouldn’t even know it."

Chomper asks "Let me ask you this then. Aside from me, how many Sharpteeth do you know?"

Michelle spoke "Whoa whoa whoa, easy, Chomper. I’m not trying to start something, I’m just saying."

Chomper spoke "It was just a question."

Michelle spoke "Sorry about that."

A feminine roar from an immortal female Tyrannosaurus was heard, catching Chomper's attention.

Michelle spoke "Okay, wasn’t expecting that."

Sonic spoke "That reminds me, I should get going soon."

“You read the letter?” I asked.

Sonic spoke "You forget how fast I can be."

Cera spoke "Well, I'm not going."

Sonic asks "Huh? Why?"

Cera spoke "JUST DON'T ASK!"

Nightmare Danyelle giggles "Oh wow, sounds like someone's being salty today."

Michelle spoke "*Giggle* Or hangry."

Roll giggles "Who put salt on her treestars?"

Cera spoke "*Embarrassed blush* Hey!"

Chomper was on his back while laughing.

Chomper laughs "She got you good Cera!"

But then the ground rumbled with the female T-Rex arriving.

Chomper spoke "Uh... Hi.."

The female T-Rex spoke "Hello."

Nightmare Danyelle laughs "Great StarClan! Sounds like someone just got himself a girlfriend!"

The Female T-Rex asks "*Confused* Hmm?"

Chomper spoke "*Embarrassed blush* H-Hey! Cut that out!"

Sonic chuckles "Can you blame my cousin in-law? It's her talent."

The female T-Rex spoke "My name’s Tyressa."

Sonic spoke "*ahem!* We should get going."

Cera spoke "*Groan* Fine."

Sonic spoke "And Cera, go easy on the saltiness. This is an important time for Ichigo."

Cera spoke "Okay, okay, I get it."

*One warp ring to Discord's dimension later,*

Cera was wearing a prehistoric themed dress.

Sonic spoke "Hey Josuke."

Josuke spoke "'Sup guys, glad you could make it."

Sonic spoke "Elia had to scold some of my wives since they were beating Ein up."

Josuke asks "Can ya really blame 'em for doing that?"

Elia spoke "He's an idiot!"

Silver was on Elia's head.

Josuke asks "Who's that?"

Sonic spoke "That's Silver, he's one of my kids. There's 21 total but Helios isn't biologically mine, he was the result of rape. Rekka and Bolo were from Michelle's previous husband so the two aren't fully mine, Pebbleflight's my stepkid."

Josuke spoke "Whoa, that's a lot."

Sonic chuckles "You can blame my alicorn blood."

Josuke spoke "Oof."

I giggled at a thought about Wastelands Firestar.

I ask "You nervous Josuke?"

Josuke spoke "A bit, yeah."

Applejack spoke "Come to think about it, Ah don't see Rarity yet."

Rainbow spoke "Knowing her, she wants to look “fabulous” for the wedding."

Applejack spoke "Jeez Rainbow Dash, don't be an Ein..."

Rainbow spoke "Hey!"

I spoke "Real mature Applejack..."

Carrying a sleeping Shizue with a foreleg, Rarity spoke "The bride should be along soon."

Bliss asks "Really?"

I spoke "I think so."

*Meanwhile with Ichigo and Tomoko*

Ichigo spoke "Ugh... My hair is so tangled up..."

Tomoko spoke "Still surprised you’re doing this under everyone’s noses."

Ichigo spoke "I know but the official wedding will be public though."

Tomoko spoke "I get that much."

Carefully brushing her hair, Ichigo spoke "This is the only way I can get the other guys off my tail."

Tomoko spoke "That’s a lot of trouble to go through."

Ichigo spoke "It's because of my royal status, guys are trying to get more power. More so than what Josuke could handle."

Tomoko spoke "Come on, if you seriously think that, then you might be selling Josuke short."

Ears flatten, Ichigo asks "Need I remind you of what happened to the Moltres of Prince Sonic's herd?"

Tomoko spoke "I’m gonna stop you right there."

Ichigo spoke "All I know is that she was raped."

Tomoko spoke "Tch, that’s annoying."

Ichigo spoke "And I made the same mousebrained mistake... But I was drunk when it happened..."

Tomoko asks "Don’t you know how I had Josuke?"

Ichigo giggles "Same reason as to why I had Shizue. We both made mousebrained mistakes but we never regretted it."

Tomoko spoke "I didn’t think it would be ann affair or that Joseph would already have a wife. But I love him all the same."

Ichigo spoke "Midnight said that Suzi Q had been the angriest she had been in a long time during her marriage with Mr. Joestar. At least those two are still married."

Poking my head out of a portal, I ask "Are you ready yet Ichigo?"

Ichigo spoke "Just about."

I spoke "The others are waiting though."

Tomoko spoke "Okay, let's go."

Ichigo got a white dress on that had a spot for her tail to fit through since she was not able to hide it like she used to.

Ichigo spoke "I'm ready."

"Then it's time to begin." I declared.

Ichigo calms her nerves before heading through the portal with her soon to be mother in-law.

I was overseeing the private wedding while Fluttershy was playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tDYMayp6Dk on a piano.

Rarity asks "Where's Mr Joestar?"

Discord spoke "Found him!"

Joseph spoke "Sorry it took a bit of time. I'm afraid I got a bit lost."

Rainbow spoke "No offense Mr Joestar but your memory's like that of a goldfish."

Applejack slaps Rainbow upside the back of the head.

Applejack spoke "Not the time, Dash."

Pinkie spoke "She kinda deserved it."

I spoke "Annnnyways, we should get a move on with the secret wedding."

Elia spoke "Right."

*Some time after the wedding,*

Ichigo asks "So what now Josuke?"

Josuke asks "Hmm? Whaddya mean?"

Ichigo spoke "Given that we're sort of married..."

Josuke asks "Wait, what're you getting at?"

Ichigo spoke "*Brings out a warp ring* But I can wait for a bit until the secret graduation's over too."

I spoke "At the very least, this might get other suitors off Ichigo's tail."

Nightmare Danyelle spoke "Agreed. Now let’s take care of that secret graduation."

I spoke "The actual wedding will probably be held after we get rid of Titan Havik."

Ichigo asks "Hey Josuke, could you and your friends help the Harmony Guard and the Alicorn Alliance in the war against Titan Havik?"

Josuke spoke "Hold on, we don’t know if an all-out war will happen or just a single battle."

Nightmare Danyelle spoke "Even though I have the dimensional scream, I can't predict what it will be."

Sonic spoke "Yeah, so worrying about it won’t do us much good."

Nightmare Danyelle spoke "So says the hedgewolf-alicorn who can't swim!"

Sonic spoke "Hey!"

Nightmare Danyelle spoke "It's not my fault if Knuckles is an idiot!"

Sonic spoke "True. He is a knucklehead."

Applejack spoke "Ah honestly don't know who's worse... Knuckles, Ein or Blitzø...."

Rainbow spoke "Ein’s definitely worse than either Knuckles or Blitz."

Rarity spoke "As far as temper goes, Blitzø is worse than Shadow on a bad day."

“Is it because of his mouth?” I noted.

Nightmare Danyelle spoke "Given that I've met him already, I can honestly say that Blitzø has a far shorter temper than Shadow AND Erza...."

Ichigo asks "Um, shouldn’t we get the secret graduation done?"

Noe pops up suddenly, startling the others and I.

Noe spoke "We got trouble! Meau has disappeared!"

Discord asks "*Looks through binoculars* You mean the Ancient Mew having a temper tantrum?"

Noe spoke "Yeah and I sense something is about to get blown up..."

A mountain suddenly exploded, becoming a smaller mountain as the pieces blown off became rain clouds.

Discord spoke "Well, not like that’d cause much damage since this is Chaosrealm."

Noe spoke "You don't know Meau like I do. When she gets mad... I'm talking extremely mad... She will blow things up... Even the idiots know better than to go near a rampaging Ancient Mew."

An hour later, Meau suddenly teleported to us, heaving with deep breaths, starting to calm down at least.

Meau spoke "Sorry, it’s just that punk fires up this Ancient Mew."

Noe spoke "I hear you Meau. The sooner we get rid of that Yoshikage jerk, the sooner we can get rid of Titan Havik."

Meau spoke "But we should also get this secret graduation done if that’s cool."

Noe spoke "Agreed."

“Glad we’re back on track.” I smiled.

Lan soon arrives with Koichi, Okuyasu and Yukiko via warp ring.

Lan spoke "Hey guys."

Okuyasu asks "Whoa! What is this place-Wait, it’s already over?"

Ichigo spoke "The wedding is over but the graduation isn't."

Okuyasu spoke "Oh."

Ichigo spoke "I plan to have the actual wedding after Yoshikage is killed."

Koichi asks "W-Wait, what’s going on?"

Nightmare Danyelle explained what she saw in her visions to Koichi.

Koichi spoke "That really seems hard to swallow..."

Pinkie spoke "Not even my clairvoancy can predict that!"

Rainbow asks "Don't you call it your Pinkie Sense?"

Nightmare Danyelle spoke "Careful Rainbow, I could easily tie you up with fireproof garland."

Rainbow spoke "I'm just saying."

Silver tried to talk.

Silver spoke "S... Skittles!"

Rainbow asks "What the?"

Elia giggles "Sounded like his first word."

Sonic snickered.

*Meanwhile in Kagome's original time period*

Izzy laughs "Oh my StarClan, I can't believe that your first word was Skittles though Silver!"

Silver spoke "*embarrassed* Oh shut up Izzy."

Izzy laughs "And need I remind you of that one time when Bolero got his head stuck in the cookie jar?"

Silver spoke "Shut up you stupid Mew!"

Izzy laughs "And why should I?"

Silver spoke "Don't make me tell Hitch and the others!"

*Back in the present*

Nightmare Danyelle spoke "Regardless, we have to find Yoshikage and soon. Before he strikes down another innocent person."

Cera asks "So can we get this secret graduation thing over with already?"

Sonic pulled Cera's tail with magic.

Sonic spoke "Cool it Cera, we're going back to Josuke's school shortly."

Josuke spoke "Don't worry, the secret graduation will be over quickly."

Sonic spoke "I may not have a stand though Josuke but I want to help you deal with that Yoshikage jerk."

Josuke spoke "Hey, worrying yourself senseless about it isn't gonna do anyone any good."

Sonic spoke "Being a father myself, I just want my kids to grow up happy and safe. I know you want the same thing for your daughter."

*Back at Josuke's school*

Ichigo spoke "Well, we're back here again."

Haruka spoke "And in my office no less."

Ichigo puts up a soundproof barrier around the office so that what happens remains a secret.

Ichigo spoke "That should keep things quiet."

Haruka asks "Wow, you're a clever woman, aren't you?"

Ichigo spoke "Demon Lord Twilight taught me how to use magic not long after I became half alicorn."

Nightmare Danyelle snapped her fingers as Pinkie's mouth suddenly closed like a zipper.

Lan spoke "Keeping Pinkie's mouth shut might be a problem though."

I ask "Pinkie, can you Pinkie Promise about not mentioning this to anyone?"

PInkie nods furiously since her mouth was zippered.

Nightmare Danyelle spoke "*Unzips Pinkie's mouth* Then say it."

Pinkie spoke "I won't tell anyone."

*Shortly after*

Ichigo asks "Josuke, could I talk to you in private?"

Josuke spoke "Sure."

Ichigo teleported with Josuke to a secret location, away from the others.

Ichigo spoke "I didn't want to say this in front of the others but somehow... I have a new child on the way. But it'll be born after we stop Yoshikage though."

Josuke spoke "Oh no... I'm really sorry about that."

Ichigo spoke "Don't be, you're the only one who can do whatever you want with my body since we are kinda married."

Josuke spoke "Hey, I'm not gonna take advantage of you like some drunk sicko."

Ichigo spoke "Please don't remind me of the mousebrained mistake I made, that's what caused Shizue in the first place."

Josuke spoke "Sorry, spoke out of line there."

Ichigo spoke "Your mom told me about the mousebrained mistake she made with Mr Joestar. It's funny how history kinda repeated itself."

Josuke chuckles "It kinda is, actually."

Ichigo spoke "Let's just hope that in 20 years from now, Shizue doesn't make the same mousebrained mistake your mom and I had made."

End

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