Baby’s1stSnapgab!

I is a cousin again! Look at dis pic! Baby Val is SOOOOOOOO cute! – Cousin Sunflower

Baby’s1stSnapgabWord!

She said Click! I think. Sounded more like kik! Val loves camera. Aunt Clem + Uncle Tang love her! Look moar baby pix! – Cousin Sunflower

Baby’s1stHearthsWarming!

So many prez! Baby Val’s in there somewhere! LOL Where’s Vally? – Cousin Sunflower

Baby’s1stCleanup!

Baby Val bein tidy! Saw us b like TIDY UP TIME FOOL, then she put wrap and paper in garbage can. So smrt! – Cousin Sunflower

Baby’s1stBabysitter!

ME! OMG so cuuuuuuuuuuuute! O, and BB cute too, LOL! – Cousin Sunflower

Shock

No joke. Just heard the news this afternoon. Aunt Clementine and Uncle Tangerine are EWAQyuipogyulj

Sorry

I lost it. Forgive me. Just so sudden. I heard some more from Dad. It was a car crash. RIP Best Aunt and Uncle ever. I’ll never forget you.

Baby’s1stBday

They grow up so fast *sniff*. Little Baby Val with me and Mom and Dad. Big cake, yeah? Mom bought it. Cost $$$! #BabyValTotallyWorthIt

AlsoNotDoinTheCousinSunflowerSignatureThingEveryTime

I’m just not, okay?

LittleVal

Baby all growed up now! Look how cuuuuuuuuuute!

LittleValGonnaVisitApples

Mom + Dad want her meet whole family. Eep! Not seen Aunt Butter + Uncle Bright so long. Kinda nervous kinda xcited. There word 4 that?

AtSwAppAcres

Dad joke: Used to be a revolver called SAA! Dat Y every1 cowboys! Vote Dad tell no more Dad jokes, plz.

AlsoAtSwAppAcres

Jeez what a dump. TV is OOOLLLDDD! Anyway who owns TV? Every1 on laptops + streamin + stuff now.

AlsoAlsoAtSwAppAcres

Hidin in bathroom. Pretendin 2 change Little Val, rly hidin. Jeez can hear every1 shoutin. Who kick hornet nest?

MoneyNoMakeThingsBetter

Trust me Mom + Dad, do NOT say ‘but look @ de munnys’ to Granny Smith. Like, who kick all the hornets nests now?

LittleValLeavinNow

THANK GOODNESS

CouldaGoneBetter

Mom + Dad not happy. Hoped bring fam 2gether, but NOPE. Gran-gran all like Y U LEAVE DEN 4 CITY!!! 2 good 4 u Y/N?! Still a sore spot. Whatevs.

LittleValSad

Little Val never even got C cousin AJ or Big Mac. :C *lone tear*

Tho

Like if u think Big Mac kinda cute. Got pic! See?

HelloFromVal

HIIIIII

SunflowerInCharge

I let Val haz phone.

ValWidomDay

Sunflower smellz

SunflowerReallyInCharge

LOL it’s spelled wisdom with a S doofus. Also Sun Goddess does not smell. It is gardnin perfum. Bcos I like 2 garden.

ValFunny

LOL U no spell goood ether

SunflowerREALLYInChargeNow

Val’s 1st post, ladies and gents! Give her some love! She’s here till Thursday! Tip your waitresses!

Mom+DadSoCool

Mom and Dad open druuuuuuuuumroll plz then pause 4 drama THE NEW AND IMPROVED MANEHATTAN MALL! M + D make miracles happen!

NewRestaurantForVal

Val wants go to new restaurant in THE NEW AND IMPROVED MANEHATTAN MALL! Called Dish Harmony. Eyeroll. FYI Mom + Dad dint name it, thnk gdnss.

Mom+DadTheBest

For Val’s 7th, we got a table at THE NEW AND IMPROVED okay lol not doin that ev time. Val so xcited!

HAPPYBIRTHDAYVAL

U so beautiful.

DishHarmonyDay

Ugh.

DisHarmonyDayMoreLike

Mom + Dad just want talk to bizniz types. Bizniz meetin! On Val’s special day! WTH!? Who DOES that?

SurroundedBySuits

Booooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddd.

ValSurroundedBySuits

Val status: BBBBBOOOOOOOORRRDDDDDDDD

PoorBoredVal

Time you get ur own account meee finx? U big girl now

ValGonnaSevenTies

Bit wordplay 4 ya. Srsly tho, no 1 talk to Val. Just bout buy this plan that fund this pull out that bizniz bizniz bizniz.

DishForVal

Least Val got cake. BIG cake. I sing THE SONG. YOU KNOW THE SONG YOU SING ON BIRTHDAY Y U NO SING U SUITED BIZNIZ FOOLS!!!!!!

ValNotValidated

Mom + Dad only sing last line. Every1 ignorin Val. Again, WTH!? What u m-barrasssssssed by?

ForgetMom+Dad

We gettin da heel outta here.

PoorVal

Took her out 2 mall. Bought her camera stuff. Cheered her up. Bless Little Shutterbug!

StupidM+D

Walkin home. Cant BELIEVE M+D do that to My Little Val. So rude. Poor girl cryin for attention.

HomeAloneWithVal

Poor girl cryin. Vote Y/N shall I sing THE SONG?

LoveValLoveLife

Val gettin attention, bless her. Just sang THE SONG. Audience: one. Number one audience, OOOOHHHHH!

OMG

Dad joke. I just made Dad joke.

OMGTimesTwo

Oh gosh help me I’m turnin into Dad!

ValSleepsHappy

Yay. It illegal 2 B this cute. But Shhh! Shhh!

LoveYouVal

Say goodnite 2 Val. My Little Val.

Mom+DadTalkToMayor

Yo fool we own dis town

JustJokinGuys

LOL no srsly u all cool. We all cool here

Mom+DadNotHome

Wish Mom+Dad come home soon

GardeninAgain

Well I is not mopin am I

ValWatch

Oh no I bein watched by the Val Monster HIDE ME LOL

ValNaughty

Sent Val inside. Look what she did 2 my begonias! Stupid Val

ApologyCake

Aw I can’t stay mad at U My Little Val.

IMGETTINASISTER!!!!!!

A real sister! Mom told me this morning! I GONNA BE A SISTER!

ScanDone

Mom gonna have nother daughter

VoteForNames

What would u call her? I call her Sunflower junior. M not biased.

WhatUpWithVal?

She seem upset.

Mom+DadOutBuyinShops

Got their own smoothie stall next as a favor. Mom while preg, too. We da specials.

Mom+Dad+FilthyRich

Well they are! No, I kid, but for real dey out seein Filthy Rich mean BIG THING for us. So happy! New laptop! New phone! New everything! We gon be GUD N RICH!

MuckinInTheMud

Gardenin gettin old. Plants keep dyin. Im like, why bother? Just buy from the store.

ValOnTheProwl

Also Val keeps steppin on em. So annoyin. Doin it for attention.

ValABadGirl

Val keeps jumpin and shoutin. Ugh, so annoyin. Went back to my room 4 2 play games.

OhYeahForgotTheTickleFruit

Mom bought me Tickle Fruit game. It so fun! Gonna reach Level 100 in one go YAH I AM QUEEN OF DIS GAME!

Level10

So far so good!

Level20

Ha u said this was hard. LOL who hard now fool!?

PointAndClick

Sorry not game this time. Val bug me hittin my door, so gave her coins and said go buy cake. Cake makes EVERY1 happy, right?

Level30

Dis boss is givin me brain damage. UGH SO HARD!?

MomHadSister

We gon call her Bad Seed

SorryGoof

No, Babs Seed. Dont know where BAD Seed come from. Mom happy, Dad happy, me happy, we all happy.

WelcomeToTheFamilyBabs!

Awwww isn’t she sooooooooooo cute! She is my little bundle of love. Party time!

BiggestPartyEver

Cos Mom helped him out with Mall, Filthy done paid for our party at the Half Moon Hotel. LOOK AT DIS DANCE FLOOR!

CheerUpVal!

Uh uh we got a party pooper.

Mom+DadKnowSoManyPeeps

Gonna help us take good care of Baby Babs. So proud. Little Babs gonna get so much she wont know what to do with it.

LOLNowIAmSuit

Filthy bought it. Not normally a suit girl but darn I look good, YUH? Look who the sophisticated Sunflower.

NowUCallMe

Solfleur. Is trez sophistique.

BabyBabsNeedSuit

A tiny one with tiny little necktie and tiny little cuffs CAN U IMAGINE IT!?

BabyBabs1stSmile

Oh I gonna die from cuteness overload

Baby’s1stHearthsWarming!

So many prez! Baby Babs in there somewhere! LOL Where’s Babsy?

Baby’s1stMessup!

Baby Babs smashin things! Rip up prez then rip up paper prez waz in then rip up shreds! Oh u bad girl, LOL!

Baby’s1stBabysitter!

Mom+Dad go see Filthy and co. So clue: not them.

Baby’s1stBabysitter2ndGuess

ME, you dorks, LOL! OMG so cuuuuuuuuuuuute! O, and BB cute too, LOL!

Baby’s1stCry

Val, y u so mad? Poor Babs needs love, not shouts. Sent Val to room. Stupid Val always ruinin things. Haters gonna hate.

Baby’s1stTickleFruit

Gave controller to Babsy on Level 1. ROTFL she so terrible, but we love her just the same.

Baby’sLevel10

Took only a whole three years, LOL. Babs gettin GOOD.

SnapgabCorrectionNo32

No I do not floss with non-vironmental un-green floss, jeez, where did Val even get the idea?

Baby’sLevel11

AWWWWWW too bad, Babsy. Another three years, HA!

SnapgabCorrectionNo33

And no Mom do not pay Mayor to not ask where juice for smoothie come from. THIS IS GARBAGE SHUT UP VAL.

ValenciaJustShutUp

Srsly, every1 know u only doin the whole ‘oh noes the gubburment & BIG BIZNIZ iz corrupt’ 4 attenshun. GO AWAY!

Baby’sLevel12

Can U DO EEEET, Babsy!!!!???

Baby’sLevel21

Babs: superheroine fruit saver between school and home PlayStable console! You go girl!

SNAPGABISNOTYOURNEWSPAPERJEEZ

Vote if U want Val banned? Mom + Dad totally can make it happen. Filthy knows the site owner.

Baby’sLevel22

Like if U want to see her do it tonite.

Baby’sLevel45

Okay Babs no like it when I call her baby but it’s a thing now

ValTantrumNo23

Jeez what a drama queen. Mom + Dad keep her at home now. Literally can’t take her anywhere. So she bugs me now. Bcause Dat Smrt.

IHaveACunningPlan

Wait her out. Ignore her. She’ll stop soon.

Baby’sLevel46

Go Babs Go!

OhThankSweetFountainyGoodness

The Drama Queen has gone back to her throne to sulk. Or to write how Filthy Rich wants to buy DA WORLD BCAUSE BIZNIZ IS EEEEEVIL.

InvestigativeJournalist

More like Queen of Delusions

SHUTUPVALENCIA

NO ONE CARES JUST SHUT UP AND STOP

Baby’sLevel47

Darn Babs is gettin better than me.

Baby’sLevel48

OK Babs don’t gloat LOL you makin this look too easy.

GonnaBeStartinHighSchoolSoon

Can’t wait! Poor Babs wanna come. Jerks still bully her at elementary. What do U think? Should I bring her?

FTheRules

Rules are there to be broken.

GonnaBeBringinBabsy

She’ll love it. Anyway, Tickle Fruit isn’t life.

Baby’sLevel89

She spends AGES on this old thing. Aw, ol retro over here.

Mom+DadHadTHETALK

No not that one U idiot. Got Valencia to shut up. Puttin her in some ad for the Filthy.

GOSHDARNIT

That sounded dirtier than I meant it to.

HighSchoolHereICome

Aw to heck with it, LOOK OUT BOYS! MAMAS COMIN!

PoorValencia

Ad dint go well. Not what lookin for, apparently.

BabsySaysHi

Won’t type herself. She’s so shy. So proud of her tho. We got a rebel bloomin over here!

ShutUpBoutGarden

I DONT DO THAT NO MORE!

BabsySaysLoveYouAll

Had a wicked day at HIGH. Made fun of fools, got the grand tour, took LOADSA PHOTOS. Lookit! Lookit all the pix!

AJ

Cousin AJ still bein a reverse-snob at us. Who died and made her queen of the farm? Whatevs. Loser.

WeHadFunTho

Babsy the rugby team. Hey My Little Tomboy here!

BabsyBlushSoEasy

Step 1: Talk about hot boys. Step 2: Look at Babsy. Step 3:??? Step 4: Go AWWWWWWW!

TellBabsyTheTALK

Go on. It be so funny, make her blush harder.

AgainTomorrow?

Let’s DOO EEEEET!

PoorPoorValencia

Already usin Snapgab to look for another ad. Not sure if good thing or bad thing, but it a thing alright.

PoorBabsy

Got caught by cranky principal. Downvote if you H8 Smellestia.

TalkToMom

Might move to another school. This one so BAD. Crystal Prep, if they can AHEM *persuade* Cinch. $$$$$

CinchIsA@!£”

Wont take no AHEM *persuasion* apparently. $$$$$ Ah well. Dint want to go to stuffy dump anyway. Filthy was gonna for his kid, but thinkin now.

BiznizSchoolAThing?

Thinks. Thinks.

ValenciaGotAGig

Sellin apple apps! There’s an app for that now!

IsItADadJokeWhenItsOnSnapgab?

Plz shoot me.

BabsyUpset

Hey baby apples are nothin. Tell her that EVERY1!

WowValenciaReally

Sellin ‘artisanal handmade mascara’? Plz. Its melted crayons. U foolin no1.

BabsyUSoDumb

Babs bought some. I have no words.

UPerfectTheWayUAre

Babsy, you can’t buy perfection. Tell her, peeps!

TickleFruit2CominOutSOON

Can’t wait! Gonna get up to Level 100 again! Yes, I is still DA QUEEN. DEAL WITH IT!

WowWowWowValencia

She is actually sellin this stuff. Is every1 stupid, or am I goin crazy?

SunflowerMayBeLoco

She is actually SELLIN this STUFF!

Mom+DadSoProudOfValencia

Okay that confirms it. I am goin crazy.

ACOMPANY!?

WTF?

ClarificationRequest

Valencia has a company now. Sellin real mascara.

SunflowerIsJelly

I shoulda gone 2 bizniz school.

GoAwayBabsy

Babsy keeps goin on about Tickle Fruit 2. Some1 tell me how 2 stop hr? I CANT FEEL MY EARS!

DarnValencia

Now she gettin gigs all over Snapgab? AM I GOIN CRAZY!?

CatchphraseNotCatchin

‘Improve Your True Self In Every Way’. Yah, not happenin, girl.

SHUTUPBABSY

Geez, she always wants attention.

VALENCIAISFILTHYSFRIENDNOW!?

WTF WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?

ThoughtSheHatedHim

But now she sorta kinda maybe works for him???? And sells stuff through Snapgab???? And makes money for him?????? Are there even enough ???? in the world?????

Mom+DadLoveValenciaNow

They won’t shut up about what a big bizniz girl she is now. Gonna be honest: real jelly now.

ValenciaWhenYouCominHome?

Barely seen her all week. Out like Mom + Dad. Only stuck here with Crybaby Babsy.

BabsyKeepsCryin

I think it’s bullies.

HoldOnSunflowerGottaDoStuff

Wish me luck. I swear if this is about Tickle Fruit 2 gettin delayed, I mean, GEEZ HOLY CHRYSALIS! ITS JUST A GAME! A REALLY STUPID GAME! NO ONE CARES ANYMORE!

WishIHadAChrysalis

They good cars. Would take all my boys in one.

HadWordWithBabsy

Um

HaveQuestion

Be honest: am I a horrible person?

NeedAMinute

Sorry

HorrifiedIJustRealized

It’s been years since I went to Aunt Clementine and Uncle Tangerine’s graves.

HowIFeel

:C

HowIReallyFeel

Worse

BabsyIsSad

We went to see the graves this mornin. I just realized Babsy never been before.

AuntClemAndUncleTang

They were on my dad’s side of the family. Not my mom’s side. Don’t talk about my mom’s side. Sore spot. Don’t remember why. Did I post about it somewhere?

LoveClemLoveTang

‘Life was their greatest gift, and they gave generously.’ Never seen that on their gravestone before. That’s a mood.

BabsyIsReallySad

It’s been an emotional day for us.

GoodnightBabsy

Love you always

ConfessionTime

So it’s like this: Babsy’s getting bullied at school because every1 thinks she’s sad because she likes Tickle Fruit and junk.

ConfessionTimeForReal

No, sorry, I mean it’s like this: Babsy really has a hard time talkin to people.

ConfessionTimev2.0

Sorry, this is hard to put into words

Confess

Oh eff it: Babsy’s been bottlin up a lot. Mom + Dad wont talk, Valencia dont talk since shes got gigs now, and

Confess

Babsy’s got no one to talk to because theyre away and

Confess

Babsy needs help, and

Confess

Im sorry I cant do this

SeeYouTomorrow

Maybe

AreWeSisters?

I know, weird question, but are we? Like, I had fun and everything and games and jokes and stuff but is that sister stuff or what?

AmIASister?

It hit me last night. I don’t KNOW Babsy. Like, do I actually know her or like do I just know what she wants me to know?

WhatAmI?

Like she didn’t talk to me for a while because she wasn’t sure how I’d react.

WhoAmI?

I didn’t know how to take that.

WhyAmI?

I’ve lived with her for years and she still doesn’t trust me. I don’t know what she means. I don’t know who she says she’s supposed to be trusting.

AndThenI

When I went to see Aunt and Uncle’s graves yesterday, I felt different.

ImLike

I felt like it was more real than real. You know? Don’t know if makin sense or not. Just how I feel.

IDon’t

I don’t know my own sister. What she likes, why she’s scared, what she wants to do with her life.

AmI

That’s like, what am I doing? That’s the epic fail of epic fails.

IDon’tKnow

I just don’t know what I’m doing anymore. Am I doing this for Mom + Dad? For fun? For anything?

IsThisIt?

I just post and post and post my life away and that’s it? I can’t do it anymore. I don’t feel like a REAL person with FEELINGS anymore. I feel like one big Dad Joke.

ExceptNotFunny

I’m sorry. I need a minute.

TheNewSunflower

I had a talk with Babsy. I’ll keep posting. It’s fun. I just won’t post everything. I’m gonna get to know her for the first time.

LoveYouAll

I feel so much better now. Thank you all, my awesome followers. You keep bein awesome.

OneMonthLater

I’M BAAAAAAAAACK!

TickleFruit2:TheBabbening!

So we’re doin this! You know you been waitin for it! Babsy gonna ACE this GAME! FTW!

AlsoBlessYouEvery1

Got your messages. You peeps are da bomb.

OkayWeDoinThisNow

Babsy Level 100, MAKE EEET HAPPEN!

TalkedToValenciaToday

She’s not joining us.

ValenciaOut

We uh we uh we had a row. Like a BIG row.

BYBB

Whatever that means.

Bizniz

Apparently ‘Vignette’ Valencia is moving out. Got an agent. Got new digs. Got a studio. Got a shiny new name. Mom + Dad said they want her 2 b…

BYBB

Be Yourself But Better

DaHeck?

The heck happened to her? She’s got like a million followers???? Company spokesperson!???? For selling junk???? WTF!!!!

ForSellingOtherPeoplesJunk

I don’t even

IsThisForReal?

I can’t believe this is happening. She’s gone.

Oh

Oh

NoMoreRows

Apparently, she blocked my account.

So

We can’t talk to her anymore.

ByeLittleVal

I never thought I’d miss her this much. I thought I didn’t even like her anymore. What is wrong with me?

BabsyHelpTime

Sorry, I’m out. This is personal. You know the drill by now.

BabsyLevel100

She won the game. Tickle Fruit 2. Babsy done it and won the game.

Baby’sLastWord

So why do I feel like we lost?

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