The dragon had the two women held in his of his fists, his arms outstretched as far as they could go. The two ladies were still battling to try and get at each other, but Spike’s grip on their shirts was just simply too strong. Something he could thank his new dream body for was the fact that Rarity did not skimp out on the muscles.

"Alright calm down girls. We can talk this out." Spike pleaded to them, head darting between the two.

"Tell it to her. She's the one who started it. She attacked me." Gilda growled, still clawing at Spike's arms and he was very grateful that his skin was scaled rather than simple skin.

"You fucking went behind my back when you asked Soarin out." Rainbow shouted back, she had remained a bit more docile.

"Look can we both calm down please and talk this out?” He begged, and was quite surprised when he saw that both the griffon and the pegasus calm down.

“Okay yeah let’s talk it out Dash. Much better that way." Gilda admitted, hands falling by her sides.

Rainbow was doing likewise, taking a deep breath. "Yeah that would be much smarter. Sorry for hitting you G."

Spike for his part couldn't believe his luck, his eyes darting between the two women. “Can’t believe that worked. Must have been the root.”

“Root?” Gilda asked her head turning slightly.

“Ah not important.” Spike blurted our quickly, letting go of both of their shirts. “Now what the hell is going on here?”

Immediately they both started to talk, and it was probably fortunate that Spike couldn’t hear a word either said since he suspected that neither had anything nice to say to each other. Instead it all came across as an incoherent mess of insults.

"ALRGHT ENOUGH!" Spike roared silencing the two of them. "Can you two stop insulting each other please?"

Spike had accidently used his power again but by this point he didn't care, it was in very much a relief when the two competing girls shut up and awaited for him to speak. "Thank you."

"So what is this about, Rainbow you go first."

"She knew I had a crush on Soarin for months now, but she went behind my back asked him out." Rainbow protested.

"You have all these pony friends but the moment I get a friend of my own you attack me.” Gilda shot back giving Spike an unfortunately a very clear picture of what's going on.

Hesitating on how to phrase his next question so as to not trigger the Root of Honesty. "So this is all a fight over a mutual crush."

It was bordering on the edge of a question, but ultimately a statement that didn't trigger the Root. Not that it would have mattered in the slightest as the two nods from the women confirmed his suspicions. "You two are acting like children."

"Go mind your own business." Rainbow spat, and Spike was about to shoot back at her when he noticed the dark bags under Rainbow's eyes, the way her eyes were bloodshot. This time he felt he could use his power to help. "Rainbow did you get much sleep last night?"

Instantly the aforementioned marks and lines disappeared in an instant and replaced with a fresher appearance and Spike hoped a more patient one.

“No Spike I slept like a log. Don’t know what you’re talking about.” She replied, becoming confused.

“My mistake.” Spike lied, though smiling at the effect. “Let’s just sit down.”

The three sat down on the grass together, Rainbow and Gilda still glaring at each other and were at least mercifully quiet. Spike glanced between the other awkwardly, trying to posit exactly what to say in the situation. Still carefully checking his words so as to not force them into a compromise against their will. "A compromise would be helpful."

"Yeah well do you want to do odd days, I'll do even?" Rainbow asked Gilda, sarcastically.

"He wanted to go out with me Rainbow, not you. I'm not sharing him because you're jealous." Gilda shot back.

"What jealous? pffft." Rainbow dismissed in a way that convinced absolutely no one.

"Girls." Spike offered in weak protest, but he wasn't heard over them.

"You just can't handle that he choose me over you.”

“He only choose you for your fat cow tits."

"This really isn't helping." Spike spoke only a shade louder than before.

“You're just jealous that I have a proper pair rather than you."

“You want to go another round?” Rainbow yelled standing up, matched by Gilda.

“Ready when you are?”

“Can’t you two just kiss and make up?” Spike asked in exasperation, before slamming his hands over mouth. “Shit.”

The two's gazes changed in a heart beat, becoming smoldering stares. Eyes stared into each other not with a piercing gaze but with romantic tension as their hands uncurled from from fists and grasped each other’s hands pulling them in close.

“No wait don’t -“ Spike protested but it was too late. The two mares pulled into each other, wrapping their jaws in tight. They made out with a fiery fury as they wrestled for dominion over the other.

“Girls?” Spike weakly protested, but couldn’t do much more than stare. Not helping matters was how arousing the situation was, neither of the two women were unattractive. Even if Rainbow was flat chested, Spike saw that she was attractive in her own right. After all not all women had to busty bombshells. Not that Gilda wasn’t sexy in her own right, albeit with a sort of wild side to her.

The two were now wrestling tongues and their arms reached behind each other. Exploring each other’s wings, back and ass, each having a grim feel of each other’s private parts. Eventually breaking free of the kiss they looked at each other with an expression that showed all malice was gone.

"I'm sorry I got jealous G, I've just been envious that all my friends seem to get asked out but I don't." Rainbow admitted, her voice soft and apologetic.

"It's okay Dash, I probably should have checked with you ahead of time." Gilda said, before they releasing each other and sharing a blush together.

"Oh thank Celestia, I was worried that this would end in you two becoming lesbian lovers and have sex right here." Spike sighed with relief, though neither Rainbow nor Gilda paid any attention to him. Which was probably for the best, clutching his knees in relief "But there's no need for that. Is there?"

Spike had a dumb relieved smile on her face, until the two mares grinned. "You know G that's not such a bad idea. Who really cares about Soarin anyway?"

"Yeah forget about him Dash, I will. Your ass is much better than his anyway." Gilda purred before wrapping her beak around Rainbow's neck, earning her some soft mewls from the pegasus.

"What the fuck...?" Spike gasped in disbelief, stunned. "Oh fuck what did I say?"

By this point however Spike might as well have been invisible to the two women. So intent they were at exploring each other's bodies. Soon they were tearing each other's clothes off. Their shirts, shorts, underwear all came off. Spike covered his eyes, but it wasn't as the two cared. They were even forming a crowd with their apparent shamelessness.

"Oh crap I wish somepony was here to help." Spike cried out, clenching his fists in stress.

“Good thing I’m here then.”

“Cadence?” Spike gasped in belief seeing the pink alicorn approach the scene with a smirk on her face. “Oh thank Celestia you’re here.”

“Well when I sensed you were making these changes I just had to check it out Master.” She replied with a wink. Causing Spike to blush.

“Please don’t call me that in public.” Spike whispered before nodding. “I need your help with this.”

He pointed to Gilda and Rainbow who by this point were stripped naked and curled up against each other. Breasts squished against one another and they continued to drive their tongues against each other's lips. Rainbow's fingers were tip toeing their way to Gilda's exposed pussy, apparently completely ignorant of the crowd.

"Oh yes I can see the problem. Don't worry I can certainly help." Cadence promised with a glint in her eye.

Author's Note

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