Friendship is Pee

by IN2P

Rating: mature
Tags: Fetish, Comedy, Alternate Universe, Main 6, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 14746

What if every character needed to pee really badly in every scene? This story endevors to answer that question.

A retelling of Friendship is Magic, except all of the characters need to pee very badly in every scene.

Contains Desperation and Watersports (obviously), also diapers.

Published 2022-09-18 12:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-11-30 09:06:38 UTC

Friendship is Magic - Part 1

Once upon a time, in the magical...
"Oh sweet Celestia, I need to pee!" Twilight exclaimed.

She had spent so long reading and hadn't noticed that her bladder was filling up. With a moment's hesitation, she ran behind the tree she was reading under and took a massive piss. She blushed, hoping nopony would see her.

Once she had emptied her bladder, she went back to reading, but eventually (after she learned about Nightmare Moon) she decided to leave because the area now smelled like pee and she didn't want anypony to realise that the enormous puddle of urine behind the tree was hers.

"There you are Twilight! Moon Dancer is having a party and we all drank too much punch so we really need to pee, can we use the bathroom inside your tower?"

Twilight realised at that moment that she also needed to pee really badly, even though she had just taken a massive piss behind the tree, and if she let them use her bathroom she wouldn't be able to use it herself.

"Sorry girls," said Twilight, "I have a lot of peeing- I mean studying to catch up on so I can't allow any distractions!"

With her smooth coverup there was no way they would realise that Twilight was actually carrying a two ton water baby that was attempting to blast its way through her urethra. She ran towards her tower so she could use the bathroom.

"Does that pony do anything except pee? I think she's more interested in peeing than friends."

Then all three of them couldn't hold it anymore and had an accident on the ground.

Twilight burst into her tower with one goal in mind, to get to the bathroom before it was too late. It was too late though, and her waters broke, the water baby was coming and she could do nothing but sigh in relief as it hissed out of her nethers like a miniature waterfall, but warmer.

"Spike! Spiiiike!" Twilight yelled.

One of Spike's many duties as her number one assistant was to clean up the puddle when she urinated on the floor unintentionally.

Twilight noticed a puddle was flowing from behind the door she had just slammed open.

"There you are Spike!" Said Twilight, "You're my number one assistant, you're supposed to clean up my number one, not add to it!"

"Sorry Twilight, I had to pee really badly for no reason and then when you slammed the door handle into my bladder I had an accident."

"Oh Spike," said Twilight, "You know we don't have time for things like using the bathroom, we need to research ancient legends!"

Twilight looked through her library while Spike cleaned up the puddles of hot steaming urine that they had both made, eventually discovering that Nightmare Moon was due to return.

Twilight was so surprised and frightened that she peed a little.

"Spike, do you know what this means?"

"That you never should have graduated from pullups?" Asked Spike.

"No!" Said Twilight, "It means we have to write a letter to Princess Celestia!"

"Dear Princess Celestia, I have discovered that - Oh darn, I need to pee." Twilight dictated to her number one assistant, "Nightmare Moon is going to return so you should probably do something about that, your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."

Twilight then ran into the bathroom and urinated violently into the toilet, creating a sound similar to frying chicken. When she returned she saw Spike grinning.

"Just to make sure, you didn't write down that part about needing to pee." Twilight said in concern.

"Of course not." Said Spike.

Spike then peed a little bit because he always peed when he lied due to a curse Twilight had placed on him accidentially several years ago. Twilight didn't notice that a spurt of pee had come out of Spike though.

"Oh, good." Said Twilight, "I know you're not lying beacuse if you were you would have peed yourself."

"Princess Celestia is really busy Twilight," said Spike, "She probably won't reply right away."

Just then, Spike burped up a scroll and and handed it to Twilight. Spike immediately ran to the bathroom because he always really needed to pee when he burped up a scroll because of magic.

Twilight read the letter and peed herself in surprise.

My most faithful and weak bladdered student, you know that I also have to pee sometimes, in fact, I am peeing right now as I dictate this letter, however, you simply must stop peeing on the floor constantly.

Ahhh, it feels so good to let it all out. Don't write that down Steady Quill, where was I? Oh yeah-

You have caused thousands of bits worth of property damage to my castle, so I'm sending you to ponyville where you will do less damage. While you're there, you can check on preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration, with particular empahsis on the latrines. As you know, last year fifteen nobles died when the latrines colapsed and they drowned in the urine of a thousand different ponies. As funny as that was, I don't want it to happen again since the whole point of the summer sun celebration is for me to bathe in the urine to maintain my eternal youth and having corpses floating in it makes me feel icky.

And, I have an even more essential task for you. Use the bathroom before you get on the chariot, my guards are tired to hosing it out after you've been in it.

What do you mean the chamber pot is full? Well I can't just stop peeing, it's impossilbe, nopony can do that.

If it's splashing on the parchment then just send it already!

The bottom part of the parchment was damp and the ink smudged.

Twilight groaned.

"Look on the bright side Twilight, this means we're still allowed to ride in the chariot," Said Spike after he returned from the bathroom, "After Storm Breaker brought in the three strikes rule for having potty accidents in guard chariots and you got five strikes I was sure that we'd be banned for life. Doesn't that make you happy?"

Twilight got a determined look in her eyes.

"Yes, yes it does." Said Twilight, "Because this way we can get to Ponyville really quickly and I can check up on Nightmare Moon at the Ponyville library. Once I get proof that Nightmare Moon is returning Celestia will have to listen, no matter how much water damage I cause."

Spike and Twilight where hurtling through the air at a high rate of speed. The only thing higher than their rate of speed in the royal chariot was the pressure in Twilight's bladder. She was sitting on a hoof to try and stave off the need to urinate for a little longer.

"You did use the bathroom before we get on the chariot right? Like the Princess said?"

"She said to use the bathroom before I got on the chariot. I used the bathroom yesterday, so that's before."

"You only used the bathroom yesterday to brush your teeth!" Said Spike. "You didn't make it to the toilet once!"

Spike was heasitant to call too much attention to Twilight though, because he also needed to pee very badly.

The royal guards pulling the chariot grimaced. They didn't have any notice for when the princess ordered them to pull the chariot so they hadn't been to the toilet and thus needed to pee very badly also.

Eventually Twilight's bladder was tired of her saying no. So it said 'no' and began releasing it's contents all over the interior of the Royal chariot.

"No!" Said Twilight, as hot urine gushed out of her and was absorbed into the plush upholstery of the bench she was sitting on.

Spike's bladder was also on the verge of breaking, but because he was a male he whipped out his cock and began peeing over the side of the chariot, sighing in relief. Twilight was very jealous and wished that she could also pee over the side of the chariot, but she couldn't so instead she had a massive potty accident in the chariot - right in front of the sign that had been affixed to the chariot that warned of the consequences of doing said thing. Twilight felt much better after he bladder was empty though, so she also sighed in relief.

When they landed the guards shivered because they had to pee so badly.

"Thankyou sirs." Said Twilight, hoping that the guards hadn't noticed that she had recently released two gallons of urine inside the chariot they were pulling.

The guards didn't notice because they were too focused on their own impending hydrological disasters. All of their availible brain power was dedicated to holding their pee inside of their bloated and abused bladders, so they couldn't come up with words to respond to Twilight, so they just whinnied.

As soon as Twilight's back was turned they both couldn't stand it anymore. They stayed rooted to the spot, peeing with such force that their twin streams carved gouges out of the hard packed earth on which they stood.

After a while, Spike realised he had to pee again. Twilight might be content to pee herself publically rather than look for a bathroom, but Spike was very much opposed to it, even if he was very shy about talking to anyone except Twilight.

"Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have a bathroom I can use. Come on Twilight, just try!"

A pink pony approached the pair.

"Um, hello." Said Twilight.

The pink mare gasped, and urine exploded out of her in a stream more powerful than Twilight had ever seen. The stream was like a fire hose, so powerful that it propelled the pink mare at a high rate of speed away from Twilight before disappearing behind a building.

"Well, I don't think she knows the way to the bathroom."

Spike sighed. He'd just have to hold it until they got to the first stop on their list; banquet preperations. Surely they would have a bathroom he could use.

The sound of Twilight reliving herself behind a tree was torture, but he was determined that he wouldn't resort to that.

"Yeehaw!"

Twilight and Spike saw an orange earth pony run up and kick a tree.

"Let's get this over with... Good Afternoon, my name is Twilight Sparkle -"

"Well howdy-doo Ms Twilight. Pleasure to meet your aquaintance. I'm Applejack. We here at Sweet Apple Acres sure do love peeing- I mean making friends."

Applejack's recovery from her verbal slipup was so smooth that nopony could possibly have noticed that she said the wrong thing because she was desperate for a wee. The earthpony mare shook Twilight's hoof far too vigourously because she was distracted by the immence pressure in her lower abdomen. A steady stream of urine ran down Twilight's leg as she tried to stop vibrating.

"Peeing?" Twilight asked, "Well actually I-"

Spike gave her a pleading expression. He was about to blow.

"What can I do you for?" Asked Applejack.

Twilight opened her mouth to respond-

"CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM!" Spike suddenly burst out, his eyes bulging from the sheer effort of containing himself for a few moments longer.

"Afraid not sugar cube." Said Applejack, "As soon as you two showed up everypony suddenly needed to use the outhouse something fierce, so there's a line up longer than I can pee- I mean spit."

Spike groaned as he began peeing uncontrollably. With his claws pressed into his crotch the urine was deflected upwards and the fountain reached almost to his navel before it gave in to gravity and flowed down his scaly legs to form a puddle.

"Ain't nothing to be ashamed of." Said Applejack, "Not everypony can have a bladder of steel like me."

Twilight decided to deal with the situation the same way she did every pubic potty predicament, by pretending it didn't happen.

"Well, I am in fact here to supervise preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration. And you're in charge of the food and drinks?" Said Twilight

"We sure as sugar are! Would you care to sample some?"

"As long as it doesn't take too long..." Said Twilight.

"Soup's on, everypony!" Yelled Applejack as she rang a triangle.

"Now, why don't I introduce y'all to the Apple family?"

"Thanks," said Twilight, "but I need to pee."

"This here's Apple Fritter. Apple Bumpkin. Red Gala. Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, Caramel Apple, Apple Strudel, Apple Tart, Baked Apples, Apple Brioche, Apple Cinnamon Crisp... Big McIntosh, Apple Bloom and Granny Smith. Up'n'attem, Granny Smith, we got guests."

Most of the ponies looked uncomfortable, because they needed to pee very badly for some reason.

"Why, I'd say you're already part of the family!"

Twilight could see every one of the ponies guzzling Applejuice like it was some kind of competition. That explained why all of them needed to pee very badly in a very clever way, almost as if someone had scripted it to happen.

"Okay, well, I can see the food and drink situation is handled, and you're bathroom is in use so we'll be on our way."

"Aren't you gonna stay for a cider drinking competition?" Applebloom's puppy eyes melted Twilight's bladder and she decided she could hold it a while longer.

"Fine." Said Twilight.

"I think that went pretty well." Said Spike, "Everypony was very impressed with how much cider you could drink... Well, up until you peed all over yourself."

"Ugh, I drank too much cider." Twilight moaned, her distended bladder sticking out comically beneath her.

"Up next is the weather." Said Spike, "A pony named Rainbow Dash is supposed to be clearing the clouds."

Twilight looked at the overcast sky.

"Well, she's not doing a very good job, is she?" Twilight asked rhetorically. "I bet she spends all her time taking potty breaks instead of doing her job."

A blue blur colided with Twilight, causing her to involuntarily release several gallons of urine from her bladder, turning dirt in the area surrounding her to mud.

"Uh, scuse me." Said a blue pegasus, "I was in a hurry because I need to pee really badly."

"Guys, I have to pee." Said Spike.

The blue Pegusus, presumably Rainbow Dash, giggled.

"Let me help you!"

She grabbed a storm cloud and used it to wash the mud off Twilight's coat.

"Is this raincloud full of your pee?" Asked Twilight.

"What?" Asked Rainbow, "Of course not, that would be disgusting. Only a terrible fanfiction author writing a fetish story would come up with something like that."

"Oh, alright." Said Twilight.

"I have to pee so bad, I'm gonna pee right here." Said Spike, and he did.

"Let me guess, you're Rainbow Dash."

"Why, you heard of me?" Asked Rainbow dash, the sheer magnitude of her ego matched only by the desperation of her need to empty her bladder.

"I heard you were supposed to be clearing the sky," said Twilight, "But it seems like somepony is more concerned with taking potty breaks than doing her important job."

Spike rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, yeah, I'll clear the sky," Rainbow promised, "Just as soon as I get rid of this pee that's weighing me down. I was practicing for the wonderbolts, and that always makes me need to pee because Spitfire once said that her fans should stay hydrated so I drink ten gallons of water every day."

"Pfft, the wonderbolts never use the bathroom during training," Twilight said, "their breaks only last 10 seconds."

"I can take a piss in ten seconds flat." Bragged Rainbow.

"Prove it." Said Twilight.

The rainbow pegasus dissapeared so fast she left an after image, along with a rainbow in the air that Twilight's scientific mind identified as caused by droplets of 'water' in the air, as urine forced its way out of the desperate pegasus' tortured bladder.

Exactly ten seconds later, a much lighter pegasus reappeared sighing in relief. The sound of a toilet flushing took another moment to arive, indicating that her desperate toilet expedition had her traveling faster than sound.

Twilight closed her gaping mouth when she realised that she was probably inhaling droplets of Rainbow Dash's pee.

"You're a laugh Twilight Sparkle. I can't wait to hang out some more."

Friendship is Magic - Part 2

"Wow, she's amazing," Spike laughed, "If you were that quick getting to the bathroom I'd have way less puddles to clean up."

Twilight just grumbled, and then peed herself again because her bladder was sore from being hit by Rainbow dash and also she'd drunk so much cider.

"It's beautiful..." Said spike

"Yes, that mare is rather attractive." Said Twilight.

"Not the mare," Spike corrected, "The bathroom!"

Spike crossed his legs.

A white mare was standing in front of a door labeled with a bathroom symbol, but she was sorting through a number of different objects in her blue magic.

"No, no, no," She said, "Oh goodness no!"

"Good afternoon." Said Twilight.

"Just a moment, please," Said the White mare without turning around, "I've lost the key to the bathroom and I very much need to get in there with some urgency!"

After another few moments the white mare, who Spike informed her was called Rarity, found the key she was looking for and disapeared inside the bathroom.

A few moments later there was a flushing sound and Twilight began peeing herself again. The urine flooding down her hind legs and creating a warm puddle on the floor.

"Oh my stars darling," Rarily exclaimed upon exiting the bathroom, "Are you embarassing yourself in such an infantile manner?"

Twilight was still peeing when Rarily emerged from the bathroom.

"Oh, you mean the pee?" Asked Twilight, "I usually just try to ignore that."

"Oh this will not do!" Said Rarity.

"CAN I USE THE BATHROOM NOW?" Spike asked desperately.

"Of course darling, help yourself." Said Rarity.

Spike was so happy that he could have kissed the mare, but instead he ran inside the bathroom to relieve his aching bladder. Meanwhile Rarity grabbed Twilight in her magic and dragged her away.

"Wait!" Said Twilight, "Where are we going? Help!"

"No, no, uh-uh. Too green. Too yellow. Too poofy. Not poofy enough. Too frilly. Too... shiny. "

Rarity was trying to fit Twilight into various types of diapers with many different designs.

"Now go on my dear, you were telling me where you're from?"

Twilight had to pee really badly, but the crazy white mare wouldn't let her get a word in edgewise to say she needed the toilet.

"I've come from Canterlot, but right now I need to-" Twilight winced as Rarity taped up one of the diapers a little too tight, the additional pressure causing Twilight to urinate uncontrollably into the absorbant garnment.

"Canterlot!" Rarity exclaimed, "Oh I am so envious. There are so many amazing diaper stores in Canterlot. I've always dreamed of living there. We are going to be the best of friends."

"Oh, I see you've made use of your diaper," Said Rarity, "Let me get you a change!"

Twilight took the opportunity that Rarity was out of the room to escape and remove her diaper.

"Quick!" She called to Spike, "Before she tries to put a diaper on me again!"

Spike just sighed, wishing that he could have forced the outrageously incontinent mare he was charged with cleaning up after to wear some kind of protection.

"Wasn't she wonderful?" Said Spike dreamily.

Twilight grumbled. "I do not need a diaper, no matter what you, my parents, Princess Celestia, my Magic Kindergarten teacher and that crazy mare we just met say!"

Spike ignored her outburst.

"Next is music. Oh, it's that last one!"

Twilight saw a yellow pegasus conducting a choir of small birds.

"Hello." Said Twilight.

The pegusus mare shrank in on herself as her birds startled and flew off.

"Oh, I'm sorry," Said Twilight, "I didn't mean to frighten your birds. I'm just here to check on the music and it's sounding beautiful."

Twilight stepped closer.

"I'm Twilight Sparkle, what's your name?" Twilight asked.

"I-I'm fluttershy." Said Fluttershy, her voice quieter than peeing into a laundry hamper.

Seeing Fluttershy pee made Twilight realise that she also needed to pee very badly. She just needed to get this mare's name first.

"I'm sorry, what was that?" Twilight moved even closer to Fluttershy, but she had to cross her legs because she had to pee so badly.

"F-fluttershy." Said Fluttershy, but the sound of her timid voice was so quiet that the sound of her bladder releasing in abject terror drowned it out.

Twilight's bladder ached in sympathy and she decided that she should pee herself too, to make Fluttershy feel less embarassed.

"Well, it looks like your birds are back," said Twilight continued speaking while she was still peeing, "Keep up the good work!"

Fluttershy only squeaked in response.

"Okay," said Twilight, "Well, that was easy."

Spike emerged from behind a tree he had snuck behind to pee during their conversation.

Fluttershy gasped. "A baby Dragon!"

Fluttershy followed them all the way to the library, asking Spike incessant questions. During the conversation Spike rode on Twilight's back. The conversation was so long that Spike's bladder had filled up again and he had to pee quite badly. He could still hold it though, it wasn't every day that a pony actually took an interest in him and he wanted to savor it.

"I am so sorry,"said Twilight, "How did we get here so fast? This is where I'm staying in ponyville and my poor baby dragon needs to use the potty."

"No I don't -" Spike began, before realising his mistake.

With his bladder so full, the curse that made him pee when he lied activated without mercy, Making him pee uncontrollably all over Twilight's back.

Twilight smirked. Maybe next time Spike wouldn't make such a big deal when she had an accident.

Spike shuddered in relief and embarassment as his bladder rapidly deflated.

"Aww, wook at dat, he couldn't even hold his widdle bwadder!"

"Poor thing," said Fluttershy, "Speaking of which, can I use your bathroom I mean if you don't mind. "

Twilight wasn't listening because she also had to pee and was determined to go inside as soon as possible to use the bathroom herself, and if she had been listenign she wouldn't have heard anyway because of the loud hissing noise Spike made with his uncontrolled urination.

Twilight burst into the library and slammed the door in Fluttershy's face, causing her to wet herself, but Twilight didn't notice.

"Huh. Rude much?" Asked Spike.

"Sorry, Spike, but I have to pee very badly and also find a way to convince Celestia that nightmare moon is real so that she'll overlook the thousands of bits of 'water' damage I caused to the castle." Said Twilight, "Now where's the light?"

The lights suddenly flicked on and dozens of ponies yelled 'Surprise.'

Twilight's bladder gave out and a torrent of pee cascaded down to the floor.

"Surprise!" Yelled the pink mare from earlier, "My name is Pinkie Pie and I threw this party just for you. Where you surprised? Were ya? I can tell you're surprised because you peed eeeeverywhere! Sometimes I get really excited and then I pee everywhere too! My doctor says I have an overactive bladder, but he says that about every part of my body, so what does he know?"

Pinkie started peeing so her friend wouldn't feel embarassed, and also because she was excided and she always peed when she was excited!

"I was very surprised." Said Twilight, "Libraries are supposed to be quiet! And dry!"

Spike rolled his eyes at that assertion, already looking for a mop.

"Pinkie, can we please use the bathroom now?"Asked one of the ponies in the crowd. "You made us all wait just in case so that none of us would be in the bathroom when she arrived, but it's been five hours and we really need to go!"

The other ponies squirmed and crossed their legs. "I can't take it anymore!" Yelled somepony in the back before a loud hissing noise could be heard followed by splashing. In cascade failure, the other ponies bladders began to release one after another until their puddles merged to cover the entire floorspace of the library, converting the staircase into a new waterfeature.

Spike returned from the laundry with a mop. "Oh come on!" He exclaimed in anguish.

Once most of the urine had been cleaned up, the party continued. All of the food at the party was unreasonably spicy, which lead to the ponies drinking obscene amounts of water. It was all according to plan though, since their bladders would need to be full for the summer sun celebration in the morning.

Twilight accidently drank some very spicy hotsauce thinking it was beer and ran upstairs to pour water in her mouth. Afterwards she lay on the bed attempting to recover.

"Hey Twilight!" Said Spike, "What are you doing laying on that bed? I haven't put a mattress protector on it yet!"

"No." Said Twilight, "A mattress protector is just a diaper that you put on a bed, you can forget it!"

"I thought you wanted Celestia to forgive you for the massive amount of property damage you caused?" Said Spike, "A good start would be not ruining this mattress. And besides, it's the eve of the Summer Sun celebration. Everypony is drinking so much that they can't go to sleep for fear of wetting the bed! So get up!"

Eventually Spike gave up and went back to the party, almost immediately though, the music stopped. It was time to go to the celebration.

"Ugh," Said Twilight, "here I thought I'd have time to research the elements of harmony but, silly me, all this peeing has kept me from it!"

Spike re-entered the room.

"C'mon Twilight,"said Spike, "We have to hurry up and get to the celebration so we can fill up Celestia's fountain of youth. You don't want to have an accident on the way there like last time do you?"

"Isn't this exciting?" Pinkie Pie gushed verbally rather than urethrally, "Are you excited, 'cause I'm excited, I've never been so excited- well, except for that time I met you, but I don't want to pee myself today so really, how can I can top that?"

Dropplets of urine were escapping the hyperactive mare's hyperactive bladder, but the majority of her precious pee was still locked away.

"Fillies and Gentlecolts," An anouncement came from the mayor on a balcony, "it is my great peasure to announce that the summer sun celebration will soon be officially open and thus you can all finally use the special latrines that have been prepared."

Ponies cheered, but their exuberance was restrained by how badly they all needed to pee and the hazards of jostling their precariously filled bladders.

"In just a few moments, the Princess will arrive and grant you all permission relieve yourselves." The mayor continued, "It's my great honor to introduce, the ruler of your land, she of the cast iron bladder, the pony who gives us the sun and moon every day, the good, the wise, the granter of bathroom passes, Princess pee- I mean Princess Celestia!"

The politician's speech skill was high enough that she was reasonablly sure that none of the assembled ponies had noticed that she had accidentally said the wrong thing because she needed to pee so badly while giving the speech.

"Huh?" Asked Rarity.

Ponies began shuffling their hooves nervously. They were very desperate to relieve themselves and so could not stand still.

Twilight nearly cried as her bladder throbbed. "This can't be good."

"Remain calm everypony, " said the mayor, "I'm sure there's a reasonable pee- I mean explanation for this."

Rarity was unbelievibly desperate, but she kept up her poise nonetheless. She poked her head behind the curtain to see where Celestia should have been waiting to emerge on cue.

"She's gone!" Exclaimed Rarity.

"Ooh, ooh!" Pinkie raised her hoof as if anwering a question, "Maybe she had to take a bathroom break?"

Everypony in the room groaned in annoyance at the stupid joke that remined them all of their own predicaments.

A cloud of purple mist entered the building and took the form of a large black alicorn in cobalt armor.

"Oh, my beloved subjects. It's been so long since I've seen your precious little sun-loving faces." The black alicorn tried to sound menacing, but honestly she was struggling to not pee herself on the stage. She had just returned from the moon, and there were no bathrooms on the moon, so she had been holding it for 1000 years.

"What did you do with our Princess?" Asked Rainbow Dash jumping towards the black alicorn.

Applejack grabbed her tail though and recieved an accidental spurt of urine to the face from Rainbow Dash's overtaxed bladder.

"Why, am I not royal enough for you?" Asked the alicorn, "Don't you know who I am? Did you not recall the legend? Did you not see the signs?"

"I did," Said Twilight, "And I know you you are, the Mare in the Moon - Nightmare Moon!"

Ponies all gasped, several of them losing their tenuous hold on their bladders and collapsing in puddles of shame and relief.

"Well well well," said Nightmare Moon, "somepony who remembers me. Then you know why I'm here."

"Youre here to... to..." Twilight stammered because her bladder was too full for coherent thought.

"Remember this day, little ponies, for it was your last. From this moment forth, the night will last forever!"

A thunder clap sounded at the end of her sentence, pushing the remaining ponies still holding on to their dignity to wet themselves in terror. The puddle grew at an astonishing rate.

"W-what are you all doing?" Asked Nightmare Moon, "This isn't normal! You're all freaks!"

Nightmare Moon turned into mist and left the building before her thousand year bladder could be added to the puddle. She at least, had standards.

To be continued...

Friendship is Magic - Part 3

Previously on My Little Pony
"I have to pee!"

And now the conclusion (but not really):

"Don't forget to... Use the bathroom before..." Spike was falling asleep.

"Don't worry Spike, I'll handle this," Said Twilight, "you are a baby dragon afterall."

Spike started peeing because he really had to pee and he was too tired to go to the bathroom. Twilight's giggled.

"Elements, elements, elements..." Said Twilight, "How can I stop Nightmare Moon without the Elements of Harmony?"

Twilight's bladder was filling up too, but she didn't have time for that sort of thing.

"And just what are the elements of Harmony?" Rainbow surprised her, causing her to pee all over the floor, "Are you a spy?"

"Simmer down there Sally," said Applejack, "If she were a spy she wouldn't be peeing herself in fear. Also, can I use your bathroom? I really need to pee."

"Sure, it's just upstairs, and I didn't pee myself in fear!" Twilight objected, "I just don't have time for that sort of nonsense while I'm trying to save the world!"

"Save the world?" Asked Rainbow, who also needed to pee really badly but didn't want to admit it because it would make her look less cool, "What do you mean by that?"

"I read all about Nightmare Moon in predictions and prophecies," said Twilight, "I was trying to convince Princess Celestia that Nightmare Moon was returning so that she would ignore all the water damage I caused to her castle."

"Water damage?" Asked Rarity, who was also there for some reason, "Whatever do you mean darling?"

"It's not important!" Said Twilight, "What is important is finding the Elements of Harmony so I can stop Nightmare Moon!"

"Well whatever those are I'm sure there's time for me to, uh, freashen up first," said Rarity, "I did partake in a great many refreshments at the party."

"Go ahead," said Twilight, "But Applejack is in there right now taking a massive piss so you'll have to wait."

Rarity crossed her hind legs tightly and gave a strained smile.

Fluttershy was also there and she had to pee very badly, but she didn't say anything because everypony else was talking and she was too shy.

A pink blur rushed into the room and grabbed a book off the shelf.

"The Elements of Harmony, a Reference guide!" Said Pinkie, peeing herself in excitment, as she often did.

"Pinkie, dear," Said Rarity, "I really wish you would reconsider wearing some of the protection, relieving onesself on the floor is so unladylike!"

Twilight ignored this exchange. "Where did you find this?!"

"It was under Pee!" Said Pinkie.

"That doesn't even make sense..." Twilight said, "Nevermind, it says that the elements of harmony are in the Everfree Forest."

"The Everfree Forest?!" Said the rest of the Mane six.

"So, none of you have been in here before?" Asked Twilight.

She wished that all the other ponies had stayed behind because she really needed to pee and it would be more awkward to do it while they were all there.

"Ugh, heavens no!" Said Rarity, "There's not a single restroom in the whole place."

Applejack rolled her eyes, "More to the point, it's dangerous and unnatural."

"Yeah, because nopony that goes in, ever comes out!" Rainbow exclaimed.

Just then, the ground collapsed underneath them. Twilight scrambled for her footing but she ended up clinging to the edge of a cliff. Applejack grabbed her hoof, but she was too heavy to pull up.

"You have to let go!" Said Applejack.

"Let go?" Said Twilight, "Are you crazy?"

"No!" Said Applejack, "Don't let go of my hoof, let go of your bladder! Your pee is weighing you down!"

Twilight looked into Applejack's eyes and saw that she could trust her, so she released her bladder, and with her earthpony strength, Applejack tugged her back to safety.

"And once me and Fluttershy saved everypony else," Rainbow bragged, "Twilight totally peed herself in fear before Applejack saved her."

Twilight blushed. "I know Rainbow, I was there. And I didn't pee myself in fear, it was very intentional. You're not one to talk. I know what that rainbow trail behind you was."

"S-shut up." Said Rainbow.

There was a roaring sound and the ponies all froze. A trickle of urine snaked its way down Twilight's leg.

"A manticore!" Said Twilight.

The ponies all tried to fight the manticore, who was so mad that he was hopping from foot to foot. None of the ponies paid attention to Fluttershy telling them to wait until she finally raised her voice.

"WAIT!" said Fluttershy.

The other ponies were so surprised that they stopped what they were doing. She flew over to the manticore and patted it's head.

"Shh, it's okay," Said Fluttershy, "You're not really a mean kitty are you? You just have to go pee really badly."

Fluttershy looked down, and sure enough there was a purple magic ring which was coming from the manticore's penis. Fluttershy pulled on it and a urethral plug came out. The manticore almost sobbed in relief as it began releasing gallons of hot steaming urine onto the forest floor. Licking Fluttershy's face in thanks. Fluttershy giggled, and her own aching bladder started to release too.

"How did you know about the plug?" Twilight asked.

"I didn't." Said Fluttershy, "But I could tell that he really needed to pee. Sometimes all you need is a little kindness."

"Does anypony else need a pitstop before we go on?" Asked Applejack.

The ponies all nodded in agreement. Except for Rarity who stuck her nose up. "How uncooth."

The trees in the area the ponies had entered to take their much needed pit stop began to grow faces. They seemed to growl. All the ponies were scared and wanted to go back to the trail before even reliving themselves except one. Pinkie Pie was laughing.

"Pinkie, what are you doing?" Asked Twilight, "We need to get out of here!"

"I'm so frightened I couldn't even pee if I wanted to." Fluttershy shiverered.

"Oh girls," said Pinkie, "don't you see?"

Music began to play, as if from nowhere.

"When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...."

"Tell me she's not..." Said Twilight

"The Darkness and the shadows they would always make me frown"

"She is." Rarity confirmed with a strained expression from how hard she was trying to conceal her biological needs.

"I'd hide under my pillow,
And hold it all night long,
But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way
To stay dry until dawn!"

"Then what is?" Asked Rainbow, crossing her hind legs in desperation.

"She said pinkie, you gotta brave the hall,
Learn to face your fears,
You'll see the potty's easy,
Just laugh and there'll be no more tears."

"Ha. Ha. Ha." Pinkie laughed as she began peeing full force against one of the trees.

"Sooooo, giggle if you can't pee,
Guffaw at the grossly,
Crack up at the creepy,
Get up if you're sleepy
Chortle at the the kooky
Snortle at the spooky

And tell that big scary potty monster to take a hike and leave you alone, and if he thinks he can make you wet the bed he's got another thing comming and you're just gonna get up anyway and go to the bathroom so you can...

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The mane six all burst out in hysterics at the sheer absurdity of what Pinkie Pie was doing, causing their bladders to finally release, hosing down the formerly scary trees as they giggled and sighed in relief.

With their minds clear, and bladders empty. The fellowship of the pee- I mean elements cotinued their trek onwards to claim their powers and defeat Nightmare Moon.

Ticket Master - Part 1

"Thank you kindly Twilight for helping me out. I bet big mcintosh I could get all these golden delicious apples in the barn before I took a pee break." Applejack said, "If I win, he has to wear one of Rarity's diapers for a week."

"No problem at all Applejack," said Twilight, I'm glad the goal is a bathroom break though. I've been drinking a lot of water working in this heat."

Twilight used her magic to move the buckets of apples that Applejack had bucked into the barn. Spike rode on her back while she worked.

"Me too," said Spike, "I've been holding it for a while."

Twilight rolled her eyes.

"Please Spike," said Twilight, "I saw you run behind that tree earlier."

Spike blushed.

"I have a small bladder okay?" He said, "I'm just a baby dragon."

I pang of urgency shot through Twilight's bladder and her hind legs crossed involuntarily. She laughed nervously.

"Eh, I guess we're done then," She said with a slightly strained expression, "Where's your bathroom?"

At the idea of going to the bathroom Spike felt a wave of desperation and a sprurt of pee came out, Twilight felt it on her back.

"Spike!" She exclaimed.

"What?" Spike asked trying to pretend that didn't just happen. When he lied by omission the curse made him pee a little more though.

Just then Spike burped out a scroll which pushed him over the edge and made him begin peeing uncontrollably creating waterfalls to run off Twilight's back. The feeling of warm pee cascading around her barrel and down between her hind legs made her lose control briefly and she leaked a little, but managed to regain control. Her bladder was distended slightly from her belly.

"Hoo nelly," Said Applejack, "It's a good thing the bet was about me being able to hold it and not Spike."

Applejack giggled. Spike took up the scroll and began to read.

"Her Royal Highness Princess Celestia of Equestria is please to announce... yada yada yada, the grand galloping gala..." Spike continued to skim the scroll, "The dress code requires ... blah blah blah, ponies with a yellow ticket wear incontinence protection whilst they are on castle grounds... Twilght Sparkle plus one is invited to attend."

Twilight grabbed the scroll "Give me that! You made that part up!"

Twilight read the scroll and as she did Spike burped again with two tickets appearing. Yellow tickets, which had the dress code instructions printed on them along with a pictogram of a diaper so there could be no confusion.

"The Grand Galloping Gala!" said Applejack.

"Well you're not going to see me at that party." Said Spike. "Too girly. Also, both the tickets are yellow, and I'm not wearing a diaper!"

"Aw, come on Spike," said Twilight, "You're always telling me that wearing protection is no big deal. I'm sure the party will still be nice."

"Nice?" Said Applejack, "It's more than nice, if I had an apple stand set up there imagine how much money I could make! This farm really needs the help."

"Well in that case," said Twilight, "Would you like to-"

Rainbow Dash zipped in from the sky and landed with a crash. There was a hissing noise as her bladder relased into the diaper she was still wearing. Apparently Twilight's spell that had let her releive her shy bladder in the Everfree had yet to fully wear off.

"Are you talking about the Grand Galloping Gala?" Rainbow Dash asked trying to distract the other ponies from the yellowing of her diaper.

Applejack looked pissed. "Ya told me you were too busy to help me harvest apples, what were you busy doing? Spying?"

"No," said Rainbow, "I was busy napping, and I just happened to hear you have an extra ticket?"

Twilight looked at her two friends. "Yes, but-"

"YES!" Yelled Rainbow, "This is so awesome. The wonderbolts perform at the Gala every year and now I can see it! I could show them my moves and maybe they'll make me part of their squad!"

Applejack bumped Rainbow out of the way "Now hold on just one pony pickin' minute, I asked for that ticket first!"

"So?" Said Rainbow, "That doesn't mean you own it. Twilight is my best friend and she'll definately give me the ticket."

"Oh yeah," Said Applejack, "Well I challenge you to a pee holding competition. Winner gets the ticket."

"No fair!" Rainbow exclaimed, "You know I can't hold anything right now because of that spell."

"Girls!" Twilight said forcefully, "These are my tickets and I'll decide who gets it. Whoever has the best pee- I mean reason should get the ticket."

"I need money to fix up the farm!" Said Applejack, "And to fix granny's hip!"

"I'll get a shot to audition for the wonderbolts!" Said Rainbow "And besides, the ticket is for a pony that's incontinent and you made me incontinent so it's perfect!"

"Rainbow by the time the Gala comes around the spell will have worn off." Said Twilight. "And with your shy bladder you won't be able to pee for the whole event."

"If it means a chance to see the wonderbolts then you can cast it again." Said Rainbow, "I'd do anything!"

Twilight groaned. Both her friends had good reasons. And she still really needed to pee.

"Those were pretty good reasons weren't they," said Twilight, "I don't know about you but I really need to pee and I can't make decisions on a full bladder. So uh, I'll be going now and I'll get back to you after I've had a chance to pee."

A beat of sweat ran down Applejack's head as she considered offering her bathroom to her desperate friend, but she was barely holding it in and she really needed to win that bet with her brother. Applejack ran off towards the farmhouse without makeing the offer that Twilight was clearly hinting she needed.

"Wow," said Rainbow, "Rude much? Come on Twilight, you can use the bathroom at my house."

"Rainbow you live on a cloud." Said Twilight, "How would I even get there?"

Rainbow thought for minute.

"I could carry you." She offered.

"Even if you did," Twilight said, "I couldn't stand on the floor. You'd have to hover me over the toilet and just... no. Thanks for offering though."

"I can give you my spare diaper!" Rainbow offered.

"I think you need it more than me." Said Twilight looking at the sagging diaper between her temporarily incontinent friend's legs.

Twilight and Spike were walking through Ponyville towards the library tree where they lived. Twilight dared not go any faster or she would lose control of her bladder for sure.

"So," asked Spike, "Who are you going to give the ticket to?"

"I don't know spike," Twilight's voice was strained, "But I really can't think when my bladder is this full. Where do you think we can find a bathroom?"

A pink blur collided with the tickets Twilight was hovering next to her.

"Ahh!" yelled Pinkie Pie, "Bats! Bats on my face! Wait these aren't bats, these are tickets to the grand galloping gala!"

Pinkie began to bounce around, peeing a little in excitement, as she often did.

"It's the most amazing increadible temendous super fun party in all of Equestria! I've always wanted to go!"

Pinkie sang a song.

"Oh the grand galloping gala is the best place for me
Even if the excitement makes me need to pee
Hip hip
Hooray!
It's the best place for me,
For pinkie!"

"And the dress code says everypony is wearing a diaper so I can pee as much as I want and never stop partying! It's a diaper party! Why didn't I think of that?"

"Pinkie-" Said Twilight

"Oh thankyou Twilight, this is the best gift ever!" Yelled Pinkie

"Pinkie," said Twilight, "Not everypony is going to be wearing a diaper, just incontinent ponies with these yellow tickets, which Celestia gave to me as some kind of cruel joke."

Beause life had great comedic timing, Rarity appeared near them at that exact moment and gasped.

"Are these what I think they are?" Rarity exclaimed.

"Yep!" said Pinkie, "Twilight is taking me to a diaper party called the Grand Galloping Gala in Canterlot!"

"Pinkie," said Twilight, "It's not a diaper party, I'm sure Princess Celestia invented these yellow tickets just to embarass me-"

"The Gala?" Rarity asked, "Why I design ensembles to conceal the diapers for yellow ticket holders every year, but I've never had the opportunity to attend myself. Oh the society, the culture, the glamour! It's where I truely belong. It's where I'm destined to meet... him!"

"Him who?" Asked Pinkie

"I would stroll through the gala and everypony would be so taken with my outfit that Princess Celestia would introduce me to him, her nephew, the prince, and we would court eachother and end up married." Rarity sighed.

Twilight rolled her eyes. She knew what Prince Blueblood was actually like.

"I can't believe you would invite Pinkie to such an event and prevent me from meeting the Stallion of my dreams." She huffed. "Of course I'll still design your outfits. Nopony will ever notice that you're wearing... ehem, protection."

Twilight was able to say that she hadn't decided who to give the tickets to yet when a white Rabbit jumped up and stole the tickets.

"Hey!" Yelled Spike.

The rabbit ran over and gave the tickets to Fluttershy.

"Angel these are perfect!" Said Fluttershy.

"Listen guys, I haven't decided who to give the extra ticket to." Twilight said. "Right now I just really have to-"

"You haven't?" Her friends gasped, cutting Twilight off before she could express her increasingly desperate need to urinate.

"Um," Fluttershy brushed a hoof against the ground, "Excuse me, if it's no trouble, I mean, if you didn't want to give it to somepony else I wanted to ask if it would be alright if I could have the ticket."

"You?" Asked Rarity. "You want to go to the Gala?"

"Oh, no." Said Fluttershy, "I mean yes, or actually kind of, you see, I want to see the palace gardens where they keep the exotic animals."

Rainbow Dash burst in from the sky and once again hosed down the inside of her diaper. The brash pegasus wasn't wearing any clothes to conceal it.

"Wait just a minute!" Rainbow said.

"Rainbow," Twilight squinted in suspicion, "were you following me?"

"No!" Said Rainbow, "I mean yes, I mean, it doesn't matter. I couldn't risk a goody four shoes like you giving that ticket away to just anypony!"

Applejack appeared too.

"Wait just another minute!" Applejack said

Twilight's hind legs pressed together as she tried desperately to hold it in for another minute.

"Applejack," Twilight felt a little faint as all her focus and will power was on holding her wee, "were you following me too?"

"No." Said Applejack, "I was following Rainbow in case she tried anything funny to get my ticket."

"Your ticket?" The other mares exclaimed.

"Look, girls," Twilight had one of her forehooves jammed into her crotch now, "This is my decision and I REALLY need to pee and I can't think straight until I find somewhere to pee, now go! Shoo!"

"Spike, what am I going to do?" Asked Twilight, "I only came to this resturaunt so I could use the bathroom but I can't find it anywhere."

Spike rolled his eyes.

"Well you could just ask somepony." He said.

"I can't do that." Said Twilight, "That would be embarassing."

"More embarassing that peeing yourself like a little filly?" He queried.

"I can hold it." She huffed, "I'll just ask the waiter where I can wash my hooves... when I see him."

After a few agonising minutes the waiter appeared.

"May I take your order madame?" The waiter asked with a french accent.

"Before we start," Twilight said, "Is there somwhere I can wash my hooves? I've been working on a farm."

"Ah but of course madame," the waiter gestured, "Right this way."

The waiter led Twilight to a small room at the back of the resturaunt. When she entered she could see a sink with soap, and a towel, a small couch and a mirror. There was no toilet.

A hair popped out of place in Twilight's mane and her eyes bulged out slightly, she could imagine it was from the pressure in her bladder but she wasn't sure that was how it worked biologically. She breifly considered peeing in the sink, but decided against it. The door had no lock so somepony could walk in on her at any moment.

Twilight returned to the table without finding relief.

"Feel better?" Asked Spike, "Cause I need to go too."

"They don't have a toilet." Said Twilight. "It was just a sink."

Spike facepalmed. "Did you even ask if they had a toilet?"

"I couldn't possibly." Said Twilight.

"Ugh, Twilight," Spike groaned, "as your *number one* assistant I'm telling we have to go right now before you have an accident."

"Spike, I'm not-" Twilight began.

"It's happened seventeen times." Spike interupted. "And that's just the times in resturaunts."

"Ehem, my I take you order?" The waiter had returned.

"Twilight," Spike wispered, "Let's just go now."

"We can't," said Twilight, "it woud be rude."

Spike facepalmed again. They were going to get banned from another resturaunt, he was sure of it.

"Something to drink?" Asked the waiter.

Twilight screamed internally at the thought of consuming more fluids.

"No thank you," said Spike, "We'll skip straight to the mains. I'll have the hayfries and she will have a daffodil sandwich.

Twilight was greatful that Spike had ordered for her. She wasn't sure she could be coherent with her bladder so full.

"What should I do Spike?" Asked Twilight.

"Go to the bathroom." He deadpanned.

"No, about the ticket." Twilight added, "How do I choose just one friend? I supose I could give my ticket away, but then there would still be three mares left disapointed. What if I-"

"Ahm," said the waiter, "Your food."

"Oh," said Twilight, "Thank you, this looks great."

The surprise of the waiter appearing made Twilight leak a little, but fortunately they were outside and her chair was a wire mesh to allow rainwater to run through.

There was a sound of water pattering and ponies started moving away in shock. Spike was convinced for a moment that the rampantly incontinent mare under his care had just embarassed herself, again, but when he looked up he saw that it had begun to rain.

"Em, madame?" The waiter asked, "are you going to eat your food in ze rain?"

"It's not raining." Said Twilight. And sure enough, the two of them were completely dry.

Twilight looked around. "What's going on."

Looking up she saw Rainbow had opened a hole in the clouds to keep her dry.

"Rainbow, you're not just trying to get the ticket by doing me favors, are you?" Asked Twilight suspiciously.

She could appreciate the gesture, but right now she desperately wanted the rain as a cover for her leaky bladder.

"Me?" Asked Rainbow, "No, of course not. Seriously, I'd do this for anypony."

Twilight looked around and saw other ponies getting rained on. The sight and sound of the water made her bladder contract, a few more drops falling underneath her chair.

"Rainbow, I'm not comfortable accepting unwanted favors, so I'd appreaciate it if you would close up that raincloud right now so I can pee- I mean eat my lunch in peace."

Twilight was sure nopony would notice her slip-up since she corrected it so quickly.

"Uh, fine." Said Rainbow zipping up the cloud.

A raging torrent of water fell on Twilight from the sky, soaking her instantly. The rainwater was cold, but her hindquarters were warm as her overtaxed bladder finally released, gushing out faster than even the pouring rain. She melted in her seat, her eyes crossing in sheer relief.

"Ahh, that's better." She couldn't stop even if she wanted to. Not that she did.

Spike facepalmed yet again as he watched his charge pee herself very obviously. If her body language didn't give it away the loud hissing noise audible even over the rain, the waterfall that existed only under her seat, the massive puddle forming under their table faster than the rain could explain would have. To make matters worse, she had loudly said that she was going to pee before she did it.

"Twilight, it's raining." Said Spike.

"Really?" Asked Twilight.

"Yes." He said, "Now lets just go before you catch a cold."

Twilight's pee addled brain was still in a daze so Spike reached into her saddlebag and left a generous tip on the table before guiding the oblivious mare away from her embarassing public accident. He still really needed to pee.

Like an angel Rarity appeared in the rain with an umbrella. She could help dry Twilight off (Spike's scales meant he never really got 'wet'), and more importantly, she'd have a bathroom Spike could use.

"Oh my heavens darlings," Said Rarity, "You simply must get out of this frightful weather."

Ticket Master - Part 2

Twilight noticed she was dripping water... well mostly water, all over the floor of Rarity's boutique.

"Oh," said Twilight, "Sorry Rarity."

"It's quite alright dear," Rarity assured her, " We are friends afterall, and you know what friends do? Makeovers!"

Twilight tried to interupt before a repeat of the last time she was in Rarity's boutique, but Rarity was too enthusiastic. After her accident earlier her bladder had refilled rapidly and she wanted to at least visit the restroom before Rarity started forcing her to try on diapers and diaper accessories.

"Just think how wonderful we'll look at the gala!" Rarity exclaimed. "Nopony would ever guess the infantile garnments we were hiding underneath our fabulous outfits."

"Ow, too tight!" Twilight complained. This time she managed to hold her bladder though. Diapers and diaper covers and petticoats and dresses swirled around.

"And we should get something for Spike too." Rarity said, "I'm sure I have something in his size."

"Oh no." Said Spike, "I'm not going to the gala, so I don't have to wear a diaper. I'm going back to the library."

"Wait a minute," Twilight narrowed her eyes, "You're just trying to butter me up so I'll give you the other ticket to the gala aren't you!"

"Well..." said Rarity.

"Well it's not going to work." Twilight said assertively, "You'll just have to wait for my decision like everypony else."

Twilight's bladder pinged her urgently causing her to wince.

"Although I would really like to use your bathroom if possible." Twilight added.

Rarity sighed.

"I'm afraid Sweetie Belle is having one of her seven hour bubble baths so the bathroom will be unavailble for some time." Rarity admitted.

"What?" Twilight demanded, "That's crazy, what if somepony else needs the bathroom?"

Rarity pulled back her dress to reveal her distended bladder protruding from her belly.

"We shant disgrace ourselves by asking her to hurry up, so we shall do our best," Rarity winked, pulling her dress back a little further to reveal the waistband of her diaper, "A proper mare is prepared for any eventuality."

Twilight huffed.

"Well I'm going home." Said Twilight, "Spike never locks me out of the bathroom when he's having a seven hour bubble bath."

Twilight got up and left the boutique through the front door.

"Won't you stay for tea darling?" Asked Rarity.

"No," Twilight yelled, "I'm not staying for pee- I mean tea. I have to get home so I can finally tea... I mean pee."

"That's no problem dear," said Rarity, "You're already wearing protection."

Twilight blushed and tore the diaper off, hoping nopony had seen her walking outside in nothing but a diaper.

"Did somepony say pee?" Applejack arrived pulling a cart, "I've got camping potties, bed pans, urine bags, a jar and funnel-"

"No no no!" Twilight yelled. "I don't want any more favors! I just want to go home and pee in my own toilet! Then I can finally decided who gets the ticket."

Twilight took off at a gallop her bladder complaining the whole way about being jostled. When she finally made it back to the library she almost sighed in relief, but she didn't want to be too relieved or she would pee herself. She pushed open the door and to her surprise, she saw Fluttershy who was humming as she hovered in the air. The floor felt soft and Twilight looked down to see that Fluttershy had placed a puppy pad on the floor in front of the door.

"Oh Fluttershy not you too!" Twilight whined, "What are you even doing?"

"It was Angel's idea," Futtershy explained, "I remember last time when you really had to pee on the way to your surprise party - you ended up having an accident right when you came inside. So I have this set up so you don't feel embarassed about it."

"W-what?" Twilight stammered, increasing amounts of her brain power being diverted to keeping her bursting bladder from leaking. "How is this supposed to be less embarassing?"

"Well it works with my animal friends." Fluttershy expained.

"You're not just doing this so I'll give you the ticket," Twilight accused, "Right?"

"Of course not." Fluttershy gasped. "I'm doing this because you're my best friend, isn't that right Angel?"

Angel crossed his little bunny arms.

"Oh," said Fluttershy, "Yes, I am just doing it for the ticket."

Twilight groaned in frustration.

"Well it was a nice thought," said Twilight, "but I'm not accepting any more favors until after I make my decision, so I'll have to ask you to leave."

Twilight was about to start finally walking towards the toilet when she heard a commotion outside. Her bladder did not appreciate being denied relief when it was so close at hoof and a spurt of urine forced it's way past her defenses. The urine made no sound as it was muffled and absorbed by the absorbant puppy pad beneath her.

"SURPRISE!" Yelled Pinkie Pie, causing another, larger leak onto the pad. Her bladder still throbbed with fullness though.

Pinkie Pie grabbed the desperate unicorn, dragging her outside and throwing her onto a trampoline bouncing her into the air.

"Twilight is my bestest friend Woopee! Woopee!" Pinkie sang, "Even if she sometimes smells like pee! Woopee!"

"Pinkie." Twilight gave her best unamused expression as Pinkie continued to bounce her in the air.

"I bet if I throw her a super fun party she'll give that diaper ticket to me!" Pinkie continued singing

"PINKIE!!!!" Twilight yelled, the constant bouncing was causing tiny leaks that erroded her control of her bladder, which was now on the verge of a total meltdown.

"Yes bestest friend?" Pinkie asked.

"At least the others were subtle about it!" Twilight whined, "I can't decided who to give the gala ticket to and all these favors aren't making it any easier to pee- I mean decide!"

"Gala ticket?" Said a pony Twilight didn't recognise. "You have a ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala?"

The crowd's attention locked onto Twilight and she was forced to run. Rivulets of urine leaking down her hind legs. Eventually she was cornered in an ally. Forcing magic into her horn, she managed to teleport away, back to the safety of her library.

"Spike!" Twilight said desperately, "Quick, lock the doors and windows!"

It was only then that Twilight looked around and saw that her five friends were already inside the building. Twilight cried out in despair, she sat on the floor and her bladder could hold no longer. First a hissing noise, then gushing, then trickling and splashing as a puddle spread out from the defeated mare. The relief made her shudder and she breifly forgot where she was. All that mattered was that her bladder was emptying.

"I can't decide," she finally said, "No matter who I chose some of my friends are going to be unhappy."

"Aww sugar," said Applejack, "We shouldn't have put that much pressure on you. You don't have to give me the ticket. If it helps, I'll pee myself too so you don't feel so embarassed."

Applejack didn't wait for an answer before she began peeing. Her puddle was an impressive size, but it still couldn't match Twilight's.

"Me too," said Fluttershy, "the ticket I mean... oh why not?"

And Fluttershy released her bladder as well - even her pee was quiet as it trickled out and ran down her hind legs.

"Way ahead of you!" Pinkie exclaimed, lifting her leg like a dog and peeing into the combined puddle.

"It was wrong of me to force you like I did." A look of relief crossed Rarity's face, though there was no outward signs of her intentional accident.

"Aww yeah!" Yelled Rainbow, "That means the ticket is mine!"

Rainbow's diaper was already yellowed but since she had no control she couldn't pee herself in solidarity with her friends.

"I mean uh." Rainbow said, "I didn't want to go to the Gala anyway, I can show my moves to the Wonderbolts some other time."

"We got so gung-ho about getting the ticket we didn't think about how it was making you pee- I mean feel." Applejack said.

"We're sorry Twilight." Her friends all chimed in together.

"Hey what's going on in-" Spike entered the main floor of the library to see Twilight and her friends all hugging eachother in a giant puddle of pee. "OH COME ON!"

"Spike, take a letter please." Twilight instructed.

"You don't need to write a letter," Spike huffed, "You need a bath."

After Twilight used her magic to expand the upstairs bathtub, she and her friends were all having a much needed wash. Spike returned from mopping up the puddle downstairs and walked into the bathroom. Spike was used to seeing Twilight in the bathroom since if the door was ever locked she would definately have an accident, but her five friends being with her was a little odd. They did all pee themselves though, so he supposed it wasn't so different.

"Alright," said Spike, "I'm ready to take that letter now."

Rarity gasped. "To see a lady bathing!"

"Uh Rarity?" Applejack said, "We don't normally wear clothes."

"Well maybe you don't." Rarity huffed.

"I'm Twilight's number one assistant," Spike explained, "So it's my job to assist her after she has an accident. I think you're all in the same boat... or tub, I guess with needing that sort of help."

The mares didn't want to admit they'd done it on purpose so they just looked around awkardly.

Rarity felt the water next to her get a little warmer.

"Rainbow!" said Rarity.

"What?" Asked Rainbow, "I can't control it."

Rarity sighed.

"The letter?" Asked Spike.

"Oh, right." Said Twilight.

"[Dear Princess Celestia,
I've learned that one of the joys of friendship is sharing your blessings, but when there's not enough blessings to go around, having more than your friends can make you feel pretty awful. And even if I did take one of them, none... some of them wouldn't feel comfortable wearing a diaper when they're fully continent. So, though I appreciate the invitation, I will be returning both tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala."

Twilight was a little suspicious when Spike seemed to be writing a post script on the letter before senting it.

"Oh Twilight," said Applejack, "You didn't have to go and do that, now you won't get to go either."

"It's okay, girls. I couldn't possibly enjoy myself without my best friends there with me..." said Twilight.

There was an almighty splash as her friends all come togehter in the bath to give her a group hug. Spike grumbled a little about the water that sloshed over the sides.

Spike burped up a scroll.

"A letter from the Princess?" Asked Twilight, "That was fast."

"Dear Twilight," Spike read aloud, "Why didn't you say so in the first place? Please find enclosed six tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala. PS... yada yada."

Spike gave the tickets over to Twilight - they were all waterproof, yellow tickets so the bathwater wouldn't hurt them.

"Wait," said Twilight, "these tickets are all yellow, what gives?"

"Like that matters!" Exclaimed Rainbow Dash, "We're all going to the Gala!"

Spike walked out of the bathroom to read the post script on the letter.

PS thanks for the heads up Spike, if Twilight's friends are as accident prone as she is I'll be sure to give them all yellow tickets.

"How come I don't get a ticket?" Spike thought out loud. If he wasn't there, who would be keeping an eye on Twilight?

Spike burped again, producing another scroll.

And one ticket for you Spike. I've had to make yours yellow too, since I know if I didn't Twilight would switch out her ticket with yours.

Yours Truely,
Princess Celestia

Spike smiled. Everything had worked out in the end.

Friendship is Magic - Part 4 (the finale)

Previously on Friendship is Pee
"Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
*Sounds of laughter and forceful urination*
And now the conclusion.

The six friends came upon a raging river.

"How are we gonna cross this?" Asked Pinkie.

"We'll have to find a way around." Said Rarity.

"Ya can't go around a river Rarity," Said Applejack, "We'll just have to find a place upstream where it's shallow enough ta cross."

Rarity looked agast.

"Y-you mean we'll have to wade through muddy water?" She asked.

"Yeah yeah," Said Rainbow Dash, "Your dress will get wet. Rest of us are dressed for the occasion."

"But you're not wearing anything!" Said Rarity.

"Exactly." Said Rainbow, rolling her eyes.

Rarity huffed.

"Oooh, I hope we find a place to cross soon," said Pinkie, "All this water makes me want to tinkle!"

"Oh," said Fluttershy, "me too."

"Ugh," said Rarity, "you all just went, come on, let's get going."

"Come ta think of it," said Applejack, "Why don't you have to pee? You didn't even go during Pinkie's song. Yer not gonna try to hold it in until we get back to Ponyville are you?"

Rarity gave an uncomfortable look and bit her lip. "I don't have to go yet. Unlike some ponies I went before we left!"

Applejack tried not to laugh at the prissy mare. Soon enough nature would take it's course, whether Rarity wanted it or not. Then her dress would be wet with more than river water.

There was a faint cry off in the distance and the ponies approached to investigate.

"Oh what a world, what a world!" Said a purple Sea Serpent.

"Excuse me," Said Twilight, "Why are you crying?"

The sea serpent's tears rolling down his face was reminding Twilight that she had her own hot liquid that wanted to force its way out of her body.

"Well, I don't know," said the sea serpent, "I was just sitting here minding my own buisness when this cloud of purple smoke ran straight through me and all of the sudden my bladder was overfilled and I couldn't help myself, I peed all over my brand new outfit and now it's ruined!"

The serpent continued to wail, thrashing about in the water.

"Oh give me a break." said Rainbow, grimacing at the fullness of her bladder.

A trail of rainbow was all that was left behind as she disappeared off into the distance.

"That's what all this fuss is about?" Applejack said, "Can't ya just wash it?"

"Why of course it is!" Rarity approached the serpent, "Oh, just look at him. He clearly takes such care of his appearance!"

"It's true!" said the serpent.

"All ruined along with that dashing outfit." Rarity said.

"It's true, I'm hideous!"

"I simply cannot let such a crime against fashion go uncorrected!"

Without warning Rarity grabbed one of the serpent's scales and started to hack at her own dress.

"Rarity, what are you doing?!" Asked Twilight

After a moment though, it became clear. She was making a new outfit for the seaserpent, but it was far too small.

"Twilight darling," said Rarity, "Be a dear and cast an enlargment spell on this."

Twilight tried to cast the spell, but she could never focus well with a full bladder, so she ended up letting it go all over the ground behind her, much to Rarity's disgust. When it was finished, Rarity levitated it over to the sea serpent.

"Oh-ho!" Said the serpent, "This is even better than my old outfit."

"You look smashing!" Said Rarity.

Meanwhile, Rainbow had returned from her potty break.

"But your beautiful dress..." said Twilight.

"Rarity your," Rainbow snerked, "Your diaper is showing!"

"Oh it's fine my dears," said Rarity, "Besides, poofy is in this season."

"Why did it matter if he wet his outfit?" Asked Rainbow under her breath, "He literally lives in water."

The other ponies ignored her.

The serpent made a bridge with his body and allowed the ponies to cross the river, taking special care to make sure that Rarity didn't get her diaper waterlogged with river water.

"So that's why you didn't have to go," said Applejack, gesturing to Rarity's diaper.

Rarity grimmaced at the reminder of her aching bladder.

"I'll have you know my diaper is completely dry," Rarity huffed, "Unlike some ponies I know how to control myself."

Pinkie appeared out of nowhere, pressing a hoof into Rarity's diaper.

"She's right," Said Pinkie, "It's dry!"

The shock of Pinkie's public diaper check was too much for her bladder to bear. Her flood gates, after being denied for so long, burst open and she began to flood her formerly dry padding.

Rarity's front legs became weak and folded, leaving her diapered rear in the air as her bladder continued to pump out urine with a tremendous hiss. She couldn't even think as relief shuddered through her and she let out an involuntary moan, lolling out her toungue.

After nearly three minutes she was left panting as she looked around at the bemused faces of her friends and managed to regain her footing.

"Some of us come prepared." Said Rarity. "At least I didn't go in the woods like some kind of animal."

Twilight rolled her eyes. "Well I hope you brought a change, because that thing doesn't look like it can take much more."

"That's the ruin that holds the elements of harmony!" Said Twilight.

Twilight ran forward before almost falling off a cliff. She emptied her bladder without hesitation this time, to make herself lighter for Applejack to haul back up. The bridge that was supposed to cross the canyon was down.

"What is it with you and falling off cliffs today?" Asked Applejack.

Twilight blushed when she realised she was still peeing a little. Applejack wished she could join her.

Pinkie sighed, "Now what?"

"I think we should have another pitstop." Said Applejack.

"No, we have to keep going!" Said Rarity, "That castle probably has toilets!"

Applejack chuckled. "Honest truth Rarity," said Applejack, "That diaper ain't gonna last until we get back, ya may as well take a pit stop with us."

Sure enough, as impressively thick as Rarity's custom diaper was it was stained yellow and sagging heavily. Her dress had clearly been designed especially to conceal it, since none of them had noticed it's bulk until she removed the dress.

"Uh, girls?" Rainbow wiggled her wings.

"Oh yeah." Said Pinkie.

Rainbow Dash flew across the canyon to grab the other side of the bridge, but found herself trapped in oddly disorienting fog, forcing her to land.

"Rainbow..." A ghostly voice called out.

The some of the fog flowed in through Dash's nose an it went straight to her bladder which was almost immediately painfully bloated. A spurt came out, but the rest stayed locked away as the pegasus tried not to writhe in pain.

"Who's there!" Said Rainbow, "Show yourself!"

She tried not to wimper. Her bladder was so full, but with the disorienting fog she couldn't fly away.

"Rainbow..." Said the voice again.

Rainbow wanted to cry in frustration as her bladder throbbed.

"I ain't scared of you, show yourself!"

"We know your secret Rainbow." A pony made of glowing purple crystal walked out of the light.

"What secret?" Rainbow was sweating profusely. Another trickle of urine escaped, but not nearly enough to grant her any relief. Her bladder was going to burst. She wished she could just pee herself, anything to end this torment.

"We know why you learned to fly so fast." The glowing pony continued, "You have a shy bladder, any time you have to pee you race back to use your own bathroom."

"Please!" Pleaded Rainbow, "I'm gonna explode!"

"We can cure your shy bladder," said the glowing pony, summoning a glowing while toilet behind them and sighing in exaggerated relief as they used it, "You'll be able to pee wherever you like - think about how much easier it will be to join the wonderbolts without worrying about being so far from home..."

"Oh my gosh!" Said Rainbow, "That's just what I've always wanted! I'll do anything! Just do it quickly."

Rainbow tried to relax but her bladder just wouldn't listen, no matter how dangerously full it was. Seeing the other mare use the toilet in front of her made it even harder to let go.

"All you have to do," said the glowing pony, gesturing to the brightly shining toilet, "is abandon your friends."

Rainbow found a new level of determination she didn't know she had. She went towards the bridge and grasped around in the fog for the rope. Her bladder throbbed, and tears began to roll down her furry snout.

She found the rope and grasped it firmly.

"Wait," said the voice from the fog, "Don't you have to pee first?"

Pain lanced through Rainbows belly as the pressure in her bladder hit levels she'd never thought possible.

"If it's a choice between my friends and pee," Rainbow said firmly, "Then I'm picking my friends every time."

She dove from the cliff, rope in her mouth and barely managed to manuver to the over side with the swollen, painful mass of her bladder weighing her down. Her rainbow trail was brighter than ever, even in the moonlight, but the small droplets were still too small to make any practical difference to her desperate situation.

She landed hard next to her firiends, and she felt her wing crumple. Applejack grabbed the rope and swiftly tied it to the post, allowing her to raise the bridge.

Twilight walked over to Rainbow to see if she was okay, and found the brave pegasus bawling her eyes out.

Rainbow!" Said Twilight, "What's wrong? Your wing?"

"N-no," wimpered Rainbow, "I mean yes it's sprained, but... I have to pee sooooo bad."

Twilight was relieved.

"Oh, alright." Said Twilight, "Here, I'll help you up so you can take a break behind those trees."

Rainbow screwed her eyes shut and just moaned.

"You don't understand, I literally can't!" Rainbow sobbed, "I have a shy bladder, I can only pee if I fly back to my house - and my wing - and I can't and- and now I'm gonna explode and die!"

Twilight looked at the blue pegasus' bulging bladder - there was no way she wouldn't have had an accident by now if she was able to, no pony could hold that much pee.

"All right Rainbow, hang on," Said Twilight, "This might feel a little strange."

Rainbow Dash's world exploded. Her vision flashed with colours and her whole body felt like it was pressed in cotton wool. Her bladder felt different, and for a moment she was worried it actually had exploded inside her, but the sound of gushing water revealed the true reason.

She was peeing!

She couldn't believe it. She could finally breathe, she let out a long equine whiny as she continued evacuate her bladder. It was going all over her hooves and her rear legs but she didn't care. Everything felt so warm. She saw Twilight looking at her in shock and grabbed her into a hug as the pee continued to flow out of her with no resistance.

It was several minutes before she felt like she was finally empty. The magic fog had really done a number on her bladder. She felt... drained, but euphoric.

"Thankyou so much Twi!" Said Rainbow, "I thought I was a goner. How did you do that?"

"Well..." Twilight looked sheepish, "I kinda use a paralysis spell on your holding muscles."

"Well whatever you did, it worked." Said Rainbow, still drunk on the euphoria releasing her bursting bladder. "You're my best friend now."

Twilight winced.

"Rainbow, with those muscles paralysed," said Twilight, "You're going to be incontinent."

"What now?"

"Untill the spell wears off you won't be able to hold your pee at all," She explained, "You'll just wet yourself before you even feel an urge to go."

"W-what?!" Rainbow exclaimed, "For how long?!"

"Err," said Twilight, "A couple weeks? A month at most. You uh, might want to see Rarity about getting some protection."

"There they are, the elements of harmony." Twilight said.

"But there's only five." Said Rainbow, "Where's the sixth?"

Rarity was doing a very noticable potty dance, her thoroughly drenched diaper swinging back and forth with her movements.

"D-darlings, let's let Twilight focus while we find a bathroom!" Rarity said.

"I'll stay with Twilight," said Rainbow, "I er, don't need to go."

Rainbow had been dripping a trail of pee for the last few minutes, so her bladder was empty.

"Come on," said Twilight, "Just one spark. The book said a spark would make the sixth element appear!"

Twilight's bladder was starting to bother her so she joined Rainbow in peeing on the floor. She had more important things to worry about than a puddle, even if Spike wasn't here to clean it up this time.

Twilight approached the elements again with a clear mind and an empty bladder, she was sure she could -

In a flash of purple she, and the elements were suddenly somewhere else, and above them towered nightmare moon.

"You annoying little foals think you could defeat me?" Nightmare Moon cackled, "You were never a match for me. All you and your friends have done is distract me from finally going to the bathroom after a thousand years of torment! I'll crush all of you and the pee will last forever!"

Twilight smirked.

"Night! I meant the night will last forever!" Nightmare Moon corrected.

She reared up and crushed the elements beneath her hooves.

A look of relization came over Twilight.

"You think you can destroy the elements just so you can take a potty break?" Said Twilight, "Well you're wrong because the real elements of harmony are right here."

"What?" Nightmare Moon took a step back.

"Applejack who told me the honest truth that I should pee myself in life threatening situations is the element of Honesty! Fluttershy, who tamed the manticore by helping it empty it's bladder is the element of, Kindness! Pinkie Pie, who made us all laugh until we peed when we were too scared to go is the element of, laughter! Rarity, who gave up her own dress to help someone who had an embarassing bathroom accident is the element of, Generosity! And Rainbow Dash, who was willing to let her bladder explode rather than abandon her friends is the element of loyalty! The spirits of these five ponies got us through every challenge you threw at us, no matter how badly we needed to pee!"

"Why does everything have to be about pee?!" Nightmare Moon yelled, wishing they wouldn't remind her of her own dire need release her waters. It took her pee-addled brain a moment to do the basic arithmatic, "That's only five elements! You still don't have the sixth. The spark didn't work!"

"But it did." Twilight grinned, "A different kind of spark. I felt it so many times today, but every time it somehow brought us closer together. It resides inside all of us, but it doesn't want to stay there. The sixth element, the force that a princess and a pauper are equally powerless to resist. The element of... Pee!"

The six friends began to glow and rose up into the air. Necklaces with glowing gems formed around their necks. Something was wrong though. Rarity was writhing in the air, hooves pressed to the front of her saturated diaper.

"Twilight, we never found the bathroom!" Rarity yelled over the magically generated winds. Sure enough, her other friends looked uncomfortable as well.

"It's time to let it go, girls," Said Twilight, her eyes beginning to glow, "Friendship is pee."

Her friends sighed as urine pattered to the floor. Rarity's overloaded diaper was overwhelmed with the new rush of urine and she added to it. Her friends closed their eyes in relief, and when they opened them, their eyes were glowing too.

"Nooo!" Yelled Nightmare Moon, "Wait, don't send me back! I never even got a chance to peeeeee!"

A rainbow of magic greater than anything Dash could have produced crashed down on Nightmare Moon, before the whole room faded to white.

"Ugh, my head." Said Rainbow, feeling the stone under her to reveal a puddle she'd made in ther sleep.

"Everypony okay?" Said Applejack.

"Oh, thank goodness!" Rarity exclaimed, realising that her diaper had magically been replaced with a fresh one.

"Why Rarity, it's so lovely." Said Fluttershy

"Yes, well," said Rarity, "The leak guards certainly do have a certain flare to them."

"Not the diaper," Fluttershy clarified, "Your necklace!"

"Oh," said Rarity, "Well I guess that's nice too. It matches yours, well, except for the cutie mark."

The six friends spent some time time comparing their necklaces, finally found the bathrooms, and after a brief explanation an embarassed looking Rainbow Dash was wearing Rarity's diaper. She needed it more, afterall.

"Gee Twilight, I thought you were just spoutin' a lot of hooey," Said Applejack, "but I guess pee really is an important part of friendship.

In a flash of light, Princess Celestia appeared in the room with them.

"Princess Celestia!" Twilight ran over to the Princess and leaned her face against her neck.

"Twilight Sparkle, my most faithful and weak bladdered student. I knew you could do it."

"But-," said Twilight, "You told me that I shouldn't pee in front of other ponies, why didn't you tell me that pee was the secret to friendship all along?"

"You- that's..." The princess looked flustered in a way Twilight had never seen before, "I sent to you to ponyville to make some friends. What in Equestria are you talking about?"

"Pee," explained Twilight, "the sixth element, the spark the binds everypony together, it's pee. Everypony pees."

Princess Celestia smiled nervously, glancing left and right. "Of course. Pee. That's was my plan all along. That's why I chose my least continent student for this task. Now there's another pony that seems to have become incontinent. My sister, Princess Luna."

The assembled ponies all looked over to the spot where nightmare moon had been struck by the rainbow. A small blue alicorn was in the center of a steaming, rapidly expanding puddle.

"We- we're sorry," said Luna, "avert thine eyes. Our bladder has decreased in size drasticly, but our waters hast not. We could contain ourselves no longer."

"It's been a thousand years since I have seen you like this." Princess Celestia said, "When you still struggled to contain your nightly waters. We were meant to rule together, little sister. Will you accept my pee- I mean friendship?"

"I'm so sorry, I missed you so much, big sister!" Luna ran to Celestia and embraced her, coat still dripping with pee.

Celestia sighed and considered what her student had said. Perhaps there really was something to this friendship peeing. Her sister was drenched in the stuff and her own bladder ached from the pee she'd been intending to release at the summer sun celebration. Celestia peed herself as well. To help her sister feel less self concious about her accident.

Pinkie jumped up behind them "You know what this calls for?"

"We do not," said Luna, "What does it call for?"

It took several hours with at least a couple pitstops to reach Ponyville. When they arried Pinkie dashed off and began knocking on doors, calling on all the ponies she knew to prepare the biggest celebration they could on short notice.

"A PARTY!" Pinkie yelled.

Princess Celestia approached Twilight who was looking disapointed.

"Why so glum Twilight?" Asked Celestia, "I've already said that the 'water damage' you caused to my castle is forgiven, you're welcome to return to your studies."

"That's just it." Said Twilight, "Just when I learned how wonderful it is to use pee to make friends, I have to go back to Canterlot."

"Spike, take a note please." Said Celestia, "I Princess Celestia hereby decree that the unicorn Twilight Sparkle shall continue her study of the connection between peeing and friendship and report her findings from a safe distance away from the carpeted areas of my castle, from her new home in Ponyville."

Ponies cheered, but many of them seemed to be searching in vain for the portable toilets that Pinkie seemed to have forgotten to set up.

"Oh thankyou princess, I'll study harder than ever before!" Said Twilight.

As Princesses Celestia and Luna rushed back to the castle in their chariot, having given up on trying to find a bathroom locally, Pinkie jumped in front of the reader.

"Isn't this exciting? Are you excited? Because I'm excited and I pee when I'm excited! I've never been so excited, except for that time when I saw Twilgiht and I peed so hard it was like a firehydrant and I flew up into the air. But I mean really-"

My Little Pony
I used to wonder when I'd get to pee
My little pony
Until I peed right under this tree

Big adventures
and so much pee
Some bladders are tough
Some not so strong

Desperate ponies
And Rainbow streaks
And our pee makes it all complete
You're all, my little ponies
Did you know that friendship really is peeeeeeeeeeee

Author's Note

Should I do the episodes in order, or do you guys have specific pee- I mean episodes in mind.