How I Married Narvi Love

by Xx soul sorrow xX

Rating: teen
Tags: Fetish, Rainbow Dash, Violence, Tragedy, Profanity, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Mayor Mare, Romance, Original Character
Length: 5267

Rainbow find love with an unlikely bachlore...

The following story is 100% true, although it may seem like it is too good to be true. I was still a mare when we met, and the circlestances that broughs us together were .... impossible. but nothing is impossible when the universe can sense LOVE... That was his name. a dashing Stallion with the grizzley look of a prison of war. He had a eyepatch and his looks were sharp like sharpnel from a gunshot wound. he could cut you with one look. To others he's goes by many names. But to me he is the reason I am still alive. He saved me. My name is Rainbow Dash, and this is the story of how I married Narvi Love.

Published 2022-09-23 00:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2022-09-23 00:50:01 UTC

Chapter 1: Dreams Beyond the Glass Window

The following story is 100% true, although it may seem like it is too good to be true. I was still a mare when we met, and the circlestances that broughs us together were .... impossible. but nothing is impossible when the universe can sense LOVE... That was his name. a dashing Stallion with the grizzley look of a prison of war. He had a eyepatch and his looks were sharp like sharpnel from a gunshot wound. he could cut you with one look. To others he's goes by many names. But to me he is the reason I am still alive. He saved me. My name is Rainbow Dash, and this is the story of how I married Narvi Love.

I was in Ponyville in the center square at the Sugarcube Corner. Pinkie Pie was eating a 7 hashbrowns for breakfast. it was breakfast time at this time. She invited me over so we could discuss her banquet...

"Rainbow focus on me" she said Rainbow Dash was smearing cream cheese bagel. She love a good baggel every morning. She look back. At Pinkie “What” I said mouth full of bagel. Pinkie giggled. I could tell she was ingenuine. I could see it in hers eyes. Pinkie pull out a big book of planning. It was big fat and purple like Twilt Sparkle. The Plan Book she used for planning her big day…

Pinkie was marrying Granite Joe. He loved her like a love song Baby. He had grey smooth body and plane shape wings and large eyes full of sorrow and emotons. He was a "Real Hottie" as the kids say. They met eachother at Aplebees and it was love at first site. They had Barbecue Boneless Wings Appetizer.It was Christmas eve naturally. It was the Reason for the Season.Pinkie had leaned in for a dable of ranch from his plate and he got mad but forgave her and they dated. Punkie ate some floor fries. (joe pictured below)

I don’t care much for romance… I support Pinkie don’t get me wrong but I just wanna be me, I just wanna be Free. I am a weather horse I fly and clear the clouds, I dont have time for no man. I even eat a cloud sometimes. I dot need a man to survive on my own. The only romance I ever feel is when an ice cold corona is spillin down my gullet. when Im with my bitches haha.

Rarity come in just then, interrupting our MEAL She said Hi My darlings like a flamboyant way. Hi Rarity I said. Pinkie said Hi too but her mouth full of hasbrowns so it was like "HHRFG". And chunks fly every witch way. I like Rarity and her eyeshoadow is always on Pointe. I was secretly jealous of Rarity for her glam… but I could never let it show. I hide behind my tomboy closed doors and my cold demeaner...Every once in a while I have a thought like "Maybe I should ask Rarinty if she give me some Makeup Tips" but I don’t do it. I don’t know why :(

Rarity came in and she wear she had her on. It looks stunning. I blushed. I wasnt used to seeing so much skin. Pinkie came me a dirty look… she was always a rivalry with my love interests. I ignore it though because I don’t need that mess in my life.

Rarity came in and said “Hi my ducklings, long time, no crime. She flipped her hair gracefully. “Hey Rarity.” “Hey Rarity. Me and Pinkie both said it.

Rarity came in and sat down. She set at a chair and wipe her lips with a handkerchief. Pinkie scolded her for being late. Late for what? for the banquet meeting of course. Pinkie lick her hoof and open the pages and start talking about the big wedding plans.

The color scheme is pink and gold like a sunsets. Its going to be a dry wedding because Pinkie’s mom is a nun and she has to be respectful to the nuns. Joe agreed. This is why they were made. For each other. Pinkie came from her mom like a bird give life to babies in the wild. It was a beautiful day that day of her birth. It was Thursday. Her mom had cervix. Pinkie was born at General Hospital of Whitmore County. Pinkie was wild child as a kid and drew on the walls with a crayon and put lip gloss in the carpet but Pinkie Mom loves her anyhow.

Rainbow Dash zoomed out of the convo. She was dreaming about eating a cloud because of her silly ways. She’s kind of quirky like a Girl next door kind of way. She caught herself drooling when she saw a outside happening. Outside a stallion was beating up a child. He stomp and yell at it. The kid was yellow and had greenish white hair and he was boy I think and he was crying. He dad had a loud voice and said THATS THE LAST TIME YOU MESS WITH MY GOLF CLUBS YOU LITTLE SH*IT. He stomp on his face and body and hytaned a golf club from the bagg and it had a dent in it. He grab it and swing at at the kids eye ball. The Colt screamed and there was bloody and he have a black eye now. Rainbow thought it was bad so she stopped watching.

Pinkie was still reminiscing on the many of kisses her and Joe (M, 37) shared. She was describing their 37th one. One kiss for every year...Rainbow was trying to pay attention but couldn’t stop thinking about the man outside. There was something deep in her gut. She wanted to confront him about his tough attititude an strongness…... It gave her tummy a rush of excitement seeing a man of mystery. She thought about being thrown to the ground and a black eye. Rarity was hucking a loogie on the floor. Pinkie burp her like a baby. It was intimate moment. It woke Rainbow from her desire. “Hey what are you doing over there" she say. “Idk” anyway I get up and tell Pinkie “Hey Girlie I need to take a loooooooong pee eheheh...it will take at least a minute I will be right back do not go anywhere do not look outside do not pass Go and do not kiss Rarity”. “Rainbow how did you know I was going to do that” say Pinkie. Rainbow ignore her and clopped away.

Chapter 2: A First Look In The Rains

Rainbow gave her backpack from her school days and snooked outside. She run and run and run to the library where Mayor Mayor was. She went down a left on Maple. She took a right on Saint Birch Avenue even though it’s a little longer than if she goes down 2nd Screet. But she likes the scenery. Lots of women.

Rainbow slammed the door open of the library of congress. Mayor Mayor give a blushing smile but every one pony went like SHHHH cause its library. I squeaped and said sorry and took off my shoes for extra quiet. They were tap shoes that is why. I snuck to Mayor Mayor Mayor and give her the greeting kiss on the cheek. It was the custom. She smelled of roses and . I said
“Hey scrumptious, I know it’s been a while…”
She tuck her hairs behind her ear and glasses “yeah…”
I look away “haha well I could use a favor haha”
“Anything for you Rarity”
“I’m not Rairty lol”
“Haha ok”
Then I asked MAYOr when can I get the pages of documents about citizens in Ponyville??????????? She said “OH I think it’s upstairs”
Her and I had a past so she let me sneak whenever I need to get something important, I could always rely on her.
I slurmped up the stairs. They were made of wood. I look around with my eyes. They looked like they were carved. Rainbow get to the top and look at the shelves. Shelf 56 section 6 row W. This was wear they kept it… the records. Here she could find out who that man was and get to the bottom of it. She has to know why is up with him, why she can’t get him out of her head….

Rainbow spent 4 hours reading the names and looking at the pictures but nobody stood out. The man did not appear. She let out a tear until she got to the last page of the book…. And saw the child horse.
Rainbow found the man of the hour (not the man pony but the kid). His name was Peanut Grub. He was 9 years old. Rainbow looked at his parents and spouse list. She got the names. Mom was Peanut Blossom. Clear. But his dad? His dad was named Peanut Blossom (different pony same name). But… Peanut Blossom (male, 38) did not look like the man Rainbow she saw beating him. This foal… this child… he wasn’t really the child of that mystery horse. Rainbow was write.

Rainbow gallopsed out of the library and snatch jher tap shoes on the way out. Outside the sky grew darker and the wind blew. By now Pinkie would know the truth about her pee. Rainbow had ditched them for a bigger problem. Rainbow was know she was part of something bigger than himself. Her mane blow in the wind as she go to the station. The train station. The rain began and to pour down like a downpour of the water the war and the flood. It screamed at Rainbow for abandoning her friends… but Rainbow raced to the station more. It was dark there.

Outside only a single horse stood under the awning. Only a single lamp stood glowing.
She go up the man and spun him around. It was him. The man. He had stringy blonde hair wet in his face, slicked with oil like the Joker arc. He had an eyepatch covering his left eye which had an eerie green glow behind it. It made her wonder. His hoof clamped down on the foal’s neck. Peanut Grub squealed scared. “Please help me this isn't my dad!” Rainbow knew it was a lie.

The stallion spoke for the first time to Rainbow since she heard him screaming.

“This is my son. I... I can't stand him anymore”

Rainbow knew. In the distance a horned. A light beam glowed in the fog of the rain of the eye of the storm. The ground gurngle as it got closer. The train was in sight. It blast down the tracks fast. Rainbow grabbed the child and waited for the right moment. As the train got closer and almost to them she shoved the malicious kid onto the tracks.

She let out a huff. The stallion was quiet. Rainbow turned around. Both were soggy from the rains.

Chapter 3: Behind The Green Eyes

“Was he bothering you?” rainbow was out of breath.

The man was wearing all black covering his grey body. “Yeah. But.. he wasn’t my real son anyway. I took him in the night to use for monetary gain."

He looked ashamed.

He snuck into chicken coops for me to steal eggies for me to sell for money. But he got sick and feeble. The line was drawn when he touched… my prized possessions... not the clubs but a treasure hidden in my room… I couldn’t believe he was turning on me.” the man choked a little.

Rainbow embraced him. The train stopped after hitting the child. Rainbow dragged the man onto the train to get to know him More. They go up on in there. They were in the train car they in it. It has wooden floor that was brown. But the car was fancy. It was like they were going to solve a Murder Mystery in there. It has benches made of red velvet and fancy details like embroidery. It had drapes in the windows to match. A food cart with tea and beverages and snacks stood in the asile but it was empty. “Nobody using this car I guess…” I chunckle. The grey horse do not respond.

They sit next to each other and were quiet. The conductor was investigating the kid’s body but stopped eventually when they knew for sure he was dead. He get back in the train and say “ALLAH BOARD” and the train rattled and grinded forward. It crunch and cruink. Eventually it clear the body and could move forward. Whatever keeps everyone out of trouble...The rain kept falling and hitting the windows. Rainbow like dthe. It was so loud. She turned to the man, he smelled of wet fur and some ham (?). She wanted to know all of his Secretsthat he had inside. She know he held them within. But she had to stay silent for now…
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She asked “so where are you from and why are you in ponyville anyway.”
He creaked his neck from the window to the seat in front so she could maybe hear? He said “ I am not from this universe. I’m running.”

“What is your running from: ?”

“I’m running from my own mistakes.”

Rainbow got a chill in her arm and jaw.

“What is your name:” She thought to herself: “I think it is robert”

He did not respond. He smirked and ignored the question.

She changed the subject. "Ok then what about your story".

...He looked at her like a sexy look of secrets.

Rainbow stomach troubles drop in her seat right there like a bowling ball in her bowels like a when youre in a car crash and get Shocked Syndrome or like whiplash or like you break a bone and iyy. She thought about how Rarity is lactose intolerant and that show it feels when she eats Big Yoghurt probably. Rainbow likes Oiko Triple Zero. It oe have no. It has high protein content. Rainbow was stunned by his sharp verbals.

“I see youre are a man a mystery” said the blue pony

He grunk in response. Rainbow say “Well… My name… is Rainbow Jennifer Dash. I’m 29 year sold. I grew up in Cloudydale but I now I live here I guess. Uhm… I’d like to get to Know you.”

She looked up and the man blushed. He’s eyepatch began to peel but he quickly fix it stick it back up with a little spittle of the green gloob behind it.

He shied away and wait a moment…

“My name… is Narvii. Narvii Love.”

Rainbow cream in her jean at the sound of the n them name. She was embarrassed to even tell him her name after that. Instead she said “Actually my name is Grabber. I name after my Father in law Grabber name.” This was a lie. father in law grabber names was actually Pelvis Miller… he babysat Rainbow Dash as a filly and was like a brother like a mentor and taught her street smarts. Rainbow Dash’s dad was not around and he was all she had while mom was working.

Narvii looked her with his only good eyeball and said "That is sounds weird and stupid of a name."

She ignored it. Narvii rolled a tear of sorrow and pain down his cheek and looked outside thinking about running on the run. Rainbow caressed his arm for answers and asked “Why are you so upset. We got rid of Peanut Grub?” Narvi said “Its not about the boy…. I was promised a sum of money in exchange for my goods and was never given this money but had to make ends meat. I am on the run tryna get by. Thats just how it is out here. how the fuck do we even pose to keep peace?” Rainbow nodded. She understood life in the streets especially when Grabber wife Aunt Jackie died from the gunshot and the autopsy said she died of a gun wound in the chesty. Rainbow knew the ways.

“Why do you need that money?” Rainbow stared her pink eyes into his one green one and eye patch dripping with oog. Narvii pulled out from his pocket a pocket watch medallion. In it was a photo of him no shirt no pants and another man nearby with a syringe to his ball. The syringe had greeng glow injected to the eyeball..

“Do you understand’ but she said no
Narvii say “They use my goop within to sell as a drugs... It's hard to explain but it has supernatural propety. In return I get royalties but haven't gotten a paycheck. I am struggling to survive. Because-o-my condition I must be on my own types of medicines. Like a Ivermectin Stromectol to help Survive and Thrive. But the man who took my eye goods hasn’t gotten back to me and took adventage of me and my body.

Rainbow got real really mad and huffed. She study the locket picture and see the pony using syringe. It was another grey horse with a monocle… a man of high class… she knew what where to do.

“Conductor, stop the train. We need to go to Manehattan. We must get this man.”

Narvii blushed at her loud sounds. She was loud and proud like pride like a proud mom supporting her son. He saw Rainbow like a . Then he leaned against her while the train made like a bullet into the big city while they sleep together.

4: Collecting Over Due Detts

The train braked hard and awoke the two lovers from their slumber. They sit up from the bed and take off the covers and get up and off the train. The smell of diesel and smell coarse through there vains waking them up more. He wipe her brow and she got a rust. Rainbow looked up and saw some fat buildings. Wasn’t until she then she realized she was in the big city...

Arvii looked and saw the fat buildings too and he knew they were there. The bing.cuty. Narvii turned to Rainbow dash and said “we are here… the big city.” she smiled and looked at the city. Around them were the buidlindgs and the cars and they were there also. They were there in the city...Rainbow ran and grabbed Narvi by the hoof to a stand where they sell hot dog and ice cream cons . Rainbow ordered za Big Cone Extreme it had chocolate of the river grande. She shared it with Narvii and Narvii said “thank you grabber” Rainbow gave him cranberry look. Like a ship in the night of old. Narvii said “Okay Grabber we must go into the clubs and locate him. The man.” Rainbow and the guy look at the locket narvii had around he’s neck. They grey horse and monocle looked soffisticated.

Narvii looked shakier then an chihuahua in the slammer. He gulped in some flem and said “The grey horse here is… name Eefore. He is me brother.” Rainbow look at him again bigger than before. “He abused me……..” Rainbow gasped at his words.

They go to the clubs and ponies looked at them weird. Rainbow held close onto her new love Narvii and Narvii blush like beetle in the sunbathing hours. The sun was hot on the pavement of the concrete jungle which did not help. Narvii gathered himself and pull up rainbow’s pants as to not get touched while in the presence of people after the vulernable pair. Rainbow grasped his hand tightly and he felt safe. They enter a big club of called The Blood Love Cannibal Club (FYI READER NOTE this is not cannibal club this is fictional it based on a inside joke its cool pls dont take this too far its merely a joke). Narvii looked at Grabber and said “This is where he usually hands out in his free time.”

Rainbow looked around. A man pony was naked and female ponies surrounded him like mustard gone bad. They sound stay away. The man smack the butts of the girl ones. Rainbow look away but found another female pony with visible ribs and starvation was on a pole doing a jig. Things were getting crazy. It smelled like alchol. Rainbow reckognizesd the stank smell of vodka on the rocks like a sweaty gin. Many rooms lines a hallway and people were going in and out of them smell bad like rancid. It smell like an old stains. Narvii gasped and duck and brought rainbow to his level. Listen Bitch I found him. Eefore is in the corner drinking alcholhol with the Bitches. This is what the when we do our plan. Listen closely Bitch. Said Narvii.

The plan
When the brisket is “ready” call the phrase, we will get it. We can search the area and grab them before too late. Take the shot on 5. I will count when it. Okay? Do not hesitate. you only get a chance to do this. We are in this together. And I appreciate you helping me. .. Nobody would ever do such a thing. Take this weapon and use it. It will be handy. Take my number. Call me before the Act. I will whistle it will Be the sign.

Rainbow cried and nodded her head.

Narvii ran away and they gave the signal and then they did. They did it! They got a hold on Eefore and trapped him in a sackie. They carried him to a back room and nobody noticed…..

They dump Eeefore into a chair with the sackie on he’s head…

They take it off to reveal his features. His monocle is crooked. He was tied up from the scheme. They feed the prisoner can of spam and some carrot shreddles. Eefore was starving as a prisoner of war. To him this was paradise compared to the torture. Narvii cracked him knuckles and slam Eefore's neck against the floor….

“Brother… its been a long time” said Eefore said

Narvii licked his lips and shushed the horse.

“I am struggling here on my last straw I need money to pay for my medication of my condition for the eyeball. You will provide me the goods. The money. You promised if you used my eyeball condition you would sell to make back money that I could use to for my own GAINS. But no instead you use it and now I suffer. Trying to run? To hide? It will not work….”

He looked to Rainbow and smirk.

“Because now I have her. My grabber,”

Eefore was terrified of the dash. He shiver and shake and sliver in the chair and Narvii punched him.

“Tell me where the money is, brother.”

“I dont have it yet”

Before he continue narvii punch again. Tell me more he said.

He called Eefore a flea bag and then Eefoe said “Listen brother, I have entrusted a child to bring me the money. I sold off the drugs and used the money to pay debt but I have a kid doing the deeds to get it back for me”

“Narvii said” “what does that mean?"

Eefore spit out a tooth and blood clot. “Idiot… I stole the wedding ring from Troi.” (yellow horse). Narvii drop Eefore on the pavement and think and ponder,

“Thats right Narvii I stole it and give it to the kid but stole it again and then Troi want it back but I have it but the child must pay me and the Troi and I have it to sell and to Troi.” Narvii smile because he brother knew what he was doing…

“If you want extra more money go to the kid and beat him up”

Narvii said like :yeah and they went.

Chapter 5:Finding Chandler

Narvii didn't know where the kid was. He didn't even know WHO.

They walk around the lonesome streets of civilians in the city they were there. The big city. Rainbow held his fingers tight and they went through the city together a Night On The Town as one would say. They went into True Face Fitters and the guy in there a man pony he was a unicorn. He was wearing a tuxedo. Narvii asked if he seen the kid with a ring. The unicorn did not speak englais he said “nonsotras no tenmos tocino n ningún juego” and Narvii was angry. He wasn't racist because his mom was Mexico but Narvi were extremely insecure because he thought the man made fun of him. The man was struck to the floor. Narvii ripped it open and got it. He get. Then Rainbow hid the body in the back room. They leaved and go to the next store it was a hotdog vender but he also spoke in another language so Narvii killed him. His name was Anibal.

Narvii was enraged with anger. Rainbow soothed his needs and they continue looking. “If one more guy makes fun of me I will show my fangs. You don’t wanna see me like that, grabber”

Rainbow plug his ears so he does not here the people and there jargon. They enter a big shop selling it. They look around and say “woah”. Rainbow wants to buy one. Rainbow always wanted one. Narvii blushes and buys it for her and she sniffles. They they leave but they still haven’t found the guy :/

Grabber and Narvii go back to the smell club and find Eefore in the back room still tied up, nearly to death from the torture and the spam can. Eefore reak of fish smell. Narvii leaned in to take in the misery. “Alright Efore. Where is the kid. Who is he.” “His name is,... Chandler Jake. you can find him at”

Then they knew so they left again to go it. They leave Eefore for death and rot. Its what he got for what he did to Narvii…

Narvii put his arm around Rainbow when they walk. He tugs her neck closer if they pass a man because he protects her good.

Narvii and them walk and he begins to lean in as they walk. He leans for a kiss, but before he can lock his lips, another panish guy interrupts his it is one with horns and tail (its a friend of mine irl who help make Nrvii ship art with me). Narvii enraging punches him and he falls down. Police swarm and the two run off like a Bonnie and Clyde type deal. they laugh as the twist through alleys and around corners and around corn and through bridges and more alleys...

Rainbow was a diamond in the rough, like a pearl in an oyster clam under the ocean floor in the raging waters of Love… it was like his name he thought.

Finally they hide behind a wall and the guys run past with fire sticks and don’t see the criminals in action. they come out and sweat it off and go to look for Chandler.

They go to his house and slam their fists on the door.

Chapter 5: The Tragedy of Crimson Flavour

“PLEASE DON’T” he yelled but they did and they opened it. They grabbed Chandler and slam he down to the floor like the spanish. Chandler had blood.

Chandler was orange horse like Applejack but he had black hair but stylized as dark blue his cutie mark is a armoire because his talent is tWhen Chandler was born, he was only born with one front leg and one back leg. His mother loved him though. She called him Leggy as an inside joke. Chandler’s mom was named Hermit Crab Dreams she was a unicorn just like him. She had a daughter earth pony named Crimson Flavour. She got pink and red hair but she was not to be found neither was the mom Hermit Crab Dreams.

Chandler cried and then said “please stop” and they stopped.

“WHERE IS THE RINHG” said Narvii.

Chandler cry again and explain “That ring Troi and gave to me From Eefore to sell. I sell it to the pawn guy, get it so my mom can have surgery to live because it was a lot of money so Troi and the Eefore and the ring. But my mother Hermit Crab Dreams didn’t live. and because I lost the ring they steal my daughter Crimson Flavour called Crimson for short”

“We have to help get his daughter back” said Rain Dash but Narvii wasn’t having any of it today. He shake Chandler til he pop and squat and all his money fall out and Narvii collected his treaure. Rainbow put chandler in her sackie and carry him around like a bundled babe, he would guide them like a blinding light in the was. He was here for them. He was not against a them. Chandler Jake was They go. Leggo my eggies. Okay next one--

They run and run until they find the building… it is large. They enter it and fight the guys there is one that was really evil they killed her. Her name is Penko she has a coat. Chandler says ‘Look there is the room where she is” and they sneak in.

Crimson Flavour has tied to the chair was fed spam can just like Eefore in the prior times. She could have been there for many a day. She was tied up tighter than a hog leathered up for a saturday night football. She cried. Chandler cried out “My dear sister,” and then Penko come back in and kicked over Crimson’s chair. Narvii was thrilling feeling watching the action and he wanted his money bad so he joined in on the action he was.

Then he kicked the chair it was already on the ground. Peckon say in her posh voice “Yeah kill her” and Narvii crush her skull and she did it too; it was horrible. Rainbow hid chandler’s eyeballs away. Narvii veins coursed with rage and energy like a heroin kick. Rainbow run to Pechno and kicked her guts in her and her speleen and she roared and fell down. Then they carry chandler to the other side and free him and he cried. And then Narvii says “am so sorry” and Chandler forgives him, because handler part of his arc when he learns to forgive the unforgivable.

Rainbow blush and share a silent kiss. Chandler cried still because of he’s sister but chandler was ordained and grant them a marriage. Rainbow cried even more of a tear of joy and Narvii embraced her loving soothe. And chandler joined for group hug.

• ~ The End ~ •

FLASH FORWARD 1 YEAR

Chandler came downstairs for a breakfast casserole. Rainbow is Pregnant with number three Lol. Chqandler yawned and sat down by his ole pops. In their high chairs is Ethan and Tristan, the youngest members of the Love household. Rainbow tripped and fall and the breakfast casserole spilling on her and she joke because it is it like the baby inside her gets to eat but not them lol The baby would be named Liam. Chandle and Narvii belch a hearty laugh. Like father like son like fatherRainbow kissed Narvii her trusest love. They were forever bond in the eyes of t and they would live on forever like two flames connect into a dance in the cold air. They would survive the night.

And that is how I married Narvii Love.