Tech malls are fascinating places. You can find all kinds of neat stuff there, including the Mane Six in your universe, apparently.

Inspired by my own 4-year-old laptop, a discussion with a friend and Raugos’ Rainbowseum Dashcosis in which Rainbow Dash (at least the one we’re focusing on) is a kind of germ from an alternate universe.

Thanks to Admiral Biscuit for proofreading the story.

Chinese translation by myself can be found here.

Russian translation by Mordaneus can be found here and here.