Down Towards FuckShit Avenue
It was a calm sunny day in Sweet Apple Acres. With the smell of apples and feces filling the air with sweetness. Applejack and Twilight were sitting at a table just outside of the barn. They both shared a apple medley salad and a hot apple pie.
"It sure is nice of you to invite me over Applejack." Twilight said with a large piece of pie stuffed in her mouth."What exactly did you invite me over here for again?"
"No problem sugar cube." Applejack said while taking a sip of her apple juice." I invited you over here because I wanted to talk to you about what has been going on lately in PonyVile. Rainbow Dash has gone missing and Pinkie Pie has been acting Strange."
" I don't mean to be a jerk Applejack, but Pinkie Pie's overly excited ways have always kinda creeped me out." Twilight admitted.
" No no, it's not that." Applejack beseeched." Ever since last week that pony has always had this look in her eyes. Like she done gone and lost her sanity or something.And it doesn't help that she straightened her mane and started to carry around a life-sized Rainbow Dash doll."
"You know Applejack, call a pony crazy but do you think Pinkie Pie had something to do with Dash's disappearance?" Twilight questioned."I mean, the doll that she's been carrying around DOES look a lot like Rainbow Dash..."
"Meh, I doubt it." Applejack said while putting hot sauce on her salad.
Then suddenly, out of FUCKING NO WHERE, Spike flipped onto the table and began to beat off his tiny, scaly cock. His nasty pre-cum soon transformed into a large thick stream of spunky dragon sauce. The creamy jizz plopped right on top of the two ponies salad. A big ass nut salad was presented in front of Twilight and Applejack. Spike then began to fly off into the sunset, and nopony gave a shit.
"Oh shoot!" Applejack said while jumping from the table and picking up a fork. "Dropped my fork." The orange pony was wiggling her sexy ass back and forth. Twilight stared at the pony's fat ass plot and achieved a gross erection.
"Holy shit Applejack your ass is really fucking sexy." Twilight said with mighty lust forming in her eyes.
Applejack blushed and brought out a bucket of KFC chicken.
"Damn faggot I've always wanted to sex you up good..." Applejack said embarrassed.
She stuffed a fried chicken leg in Twilight's mouth. Twilight got hot and sweaty from this, and threw the cum covered apple salad at Applejack's face. The soupy cock sauce salad sloshed all over the two ponies. Meanwhile, something really god damn stupid happened. Derpy hooves had a mad wicked crush on Twilight and she watched as the two ponies molested each other. Applejack and Twilight saw the mentally challenged pony in the bushes. They didn't care because Derpy was a fucking retard.
Twilight whipped out her dildo from her ear. She stuck the dildo in her hairy, crab infested pussy. The plastic rubber dong lodged right up her axe wound. Applejack wrapped her lips around the floppy dildo and cried on it, She used her tears as lubricant so the dildo could taste like a real salty meaty cock. Again, out of FUCKING NOWHERE, Big Macintosh crashed out of the barn, leaving a big ass hole. His dick stretched as long as a fucking football field. Twilight and Applejack Cried with joy and hopped on Big Mac's nasty erection. They rode it like how Rarity rides a big black mans cock on Tuesdays. Derpy stared at the massive threesome orgy, but the trio didn't care because she was a fucking retard.
"Holy Cock in ass Applejack, isn't Big Mac your brother?" Twilight asked.
"You're sure as stars he is, I don't give a shit anyways because I'm a stereotypical hill billy." Applejack screamed as she had her brothers fat dick stuffed in her ass.
"GOD DAMMIT Y'ALL!" Big Macintosh yelled. "I'm...I'm gunna bust a nut! Prepare your faces for my load!"
Big Mac's 100 yard cock erupted like a fucking volcano and hit both of the ponies faces. It even hit Derpy, but Nopony cared because she was a FUCKING RETARD.
Pinkie Pie teleported in front of everypony and hopped on Twilight's horn. Her pink pussy was filled with fat fucking horn.
"Oh goody! I love butt sex!" Pinkie pie blurted out.
Something else fucking retarded happened. Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity came along out of FUCKING, NOWHERE. Everypony ran over to Derpy Hooves, towering over her and beginning to clop. Even Princess Celestia, who rose from the dirt joined in on the massive bukkake. It was soooooo hot because when everypony was finished, it looked like Derpy had been covered in a gallon of eggnog. This time Derpy cared because she was a fucking retard.
THE END
