1 Prologue: The start of it all
A young red haired woman with an athletic body can be seen honking her car at another persons car infront of her.
"What the fuck is taking so long!? There better be a fucking accident and not a traffic snake!" She yelled behind the steering wheel, seething.
There were two people behind her seat, who were nervous.
"Uh Sol? I don't think honking your car at them will help, there are tons of cars infront of us." A man with with dyed blue hair and an undercut replied, holding onto the seatbelt out of nervousness.
The other with a dark magenta hair in a quiff hairstyle nodded, "While I agree with 7183rU5 here, I don't think doing that will help."
She whipped her head behind the car and glared at them, "We have been here for thirty minutes. THIRTY. MINUTES F311X." She loudly stated.
Everyone sat silently after that.
7183rU5 grabbed his phone from his pocket and began playing a game, looking at the window every now and then.
Solaris tapped the steering wheel, muttering curses and glaring the car infront of her.
F311X suddenly replied. "We're late for BronyCon now." They murmured.
Solaris' eye twitched and slammed her head onto the steering wheel, creating a "BEEEEEP!" Sound from it.
Boom!
Solaris peeked from the wheel, confused to what she heard. "Did any of you hear that?" She asked.
"The thud that sounds like a boom? Yeah we heard that." 7183rU5 pointed out, waving a hand towards the front.
F311X's eyes suddenly widened, "Uh guys? Why is that car coming towards us from the uh.. sky?" They questioned.
Solaris' and 7183rU5' eyes widened and looked above the window, seeing a black coupe car flying towards them at top speed. The three scrambled to get out of the car.
"MOTHER FUCKER—"
"OH SHIT—!"
"IT'S GONNA HIT US AND EXPLO—"
Solaris woke up with pain in her body.
She slowly blinked away the whiteness in her vision, groaning, she sat up, only to feek something wrong with her arms.
She blinked again, this time focusing on her surroundings. 'Forest? Why am I in a forest? Wasn't I with F311X and 7183rU5?' She thought. She looked at the white muzzle on her vision, eyes widening in fear and surprise.
"Okay.. don't panic, panic will make it worse.." she muttered outloud, she looked at her hands—
"Okay panic mode it is. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?!?" She screeched, seeing bruised white hooves with golden shoes instead of her pale, slendy-veined hands.
She looked around her, seeing pieces of debris and huge rocks all over the place.
"7183rU5!? F311X!? Where are you both!?" She yelled as she stood up, only to fall down, even after trying multiple times.
"Yep, four-legged, I am definitely four-legged like a dog." She growled in frustration.
She looked around, seeing a banner of a sun and moon. "Recent burn marks on it." She looked at her back, seeing a wavy rainbow pastel mane, and a pair of white wings.
"Celestia it is then.." she muttered, she slowly rose to her feet— no, hooves.
She looks down, seeing six elements turned into stone.
She glares at the three pairs, "Fuck you, I have no idea what you did, I'm glad you saved me, but fuck you for sending me here." She snarled at the non-living orbs or rocks.
She looks at her hooves again, "Okay, maybe imagine to crawl? Like hide and seek, but horror and you have to crawl and not make a sound, but you can make a sound." She muttered, slowly moving forward.
She sighed in relief.
"Solaris!? Solaris are you there!?" A voice yelled out to her right, seeing a broken window.
The human turned alicorn was startled, almost falling again, "F311X? F311X is 7183rU5 with you!??" She asked, hoping for an answer.
"I'm above you, dumbass! Are you Celestia right now?" Another voiced asked. She looked up, seeing a dark cyan unicorn hanging from the— chandelier? The chandelier isn't fucking broken? How?
She blinked herself awake, "Uh yeah, I think I'm Celestia, I'm Solaris if you're confused." She stated, pointing at herself.
The dark cyan unicorn nodded, "I'm 7183rU5, where's F311X?" He looked around, seeing her point at a broken window.
Suddenly, a dark magenta unicorn climed in, chest covered in a very big purple bruise, while the rest of their body was covered in scratches in varying sizes.
They nodded, panting, "Sup, F311X here." They looked around, "Oh shit, I think we're here at the time of the exact banishment of Nightmare Moon." They stated.
The dark cyan unicorn tilted his head, "Don't you mean Luna?" He questioned. Solaris coughed on her hoof, "Technically, Luna was possessed, so it's Nightmare Moon."
There was a moment of silence.
"Uh.. how do we get out of the forest before we're mauled by a manticore? Or worse, get burned or crushed alive?" F311X asked, pointing at the area they are in.
Everyone stood silent.
Creak! The ceiling above them was starting to fall.
"MOVE MOVE MOVE!" Solaris yelled, somehow running on all of her four legs.
The two stallions sputtered, "H-hey! We don't even know how to walk properly!" "I had to JUMP!" The two answered.
She looked behind her and rolled her eyes. "Getting on all fours is just crawling, we just need to crawl fast."
Cra-ACK!
"Yeah just crawl fast NOW."
As they ran outside, definitely not screaming their heads off, a team of royal guards saw them and rushed towards them.
"Your highness! Are you okay!? We saw the light, you need to go to the infirmary!" A royal guard told her, as other royal guards pointed spears at the two stallions.
Panicking, she pretended to be Celestia. "It's okay, they're with me, no need to point your spears at them." She faked a chuckle, not showimg her nervousness.
A few hours later, they were in the infirmary, their adrenaline gone.
7183rU5 clicked his tongue, "Well, that didn't help. They don't have hospitals, they don't have clinics, just a medic tent and an infirmary."
F311X huffed, "That doesn't help, none of us knows what's happening! Hell, I read the comics, I watched all the shows, including the MLP generations! And all of a sudden, we're at the banishment?" They snarled, frustrated.
Solaris just sat silently on her bed, trying to plan on how to rule over a literal continent, that had two rulers, who suddenly have one left, who everyone thinks has PTSD from the fight.
She mumbled something, her two friends leaning in her direction, "I'm sorry what?" F311X asked.
She looked at both of them, "Luna is my favorite pony, why didn't I just turn into her..? Just— just WHY did I just have to be her sister? I don't even know how to do politics! Or how to act like her!" She yelled, eyes wide.
7183rU5 blinked, he grabbed the bags that he had.
F311X blinked, "You had that the whole time? Our bags from our world?"
"Yeah," he nodded, "Our devices still work, we have unlimited electricity, wifi, basically anything in our devices." He looks down at his own phone.
"We just need Sol to act like a real ruler, one that will fight for her own ponies—"
"Bitch I don't want to be specist!" Solaris suddenly yelled.
"Oh, sorry—" 7183rU5 apologized, "We need you to be a ruler that will do anything for those under your rule, or just to protect anyone."
Solaris froze for a moment, then sighed.
"Fine, but you both better be immortal like me or else I'll revive you from the dead!"
"Great! First law for Equestria: NO. NECROMANY, OR DARK MAGIC."
Author's Note
WARNING: I only write stories when I feel like it, but I also only write them when I get an idea!
