Skibidi Stories: Anons Quest for Obamium

by Onyx Vesper

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Celestia, Human, Princess Luna, Drama, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Comedy
Length: 1104

FIRST FIC: a Anon goes on a quest for Obamium

Anon the human gets sentenced for his crimes as Celestia did not like something he did, However before he gets Sentenced they must go on an epic journey to obtain one thing, A shard of Obamium.

NOTE: This is a shitpost (do not take seriously)
NOTE: I am not responsible for the death of Queen Elizabeth II

Published 2022-09-29 23:10:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-09-29 23:10:00 UTC

CH-1 The courtroom fiasco

Anon and Luna walked towards the courtroom and enjoyed each others company while it lasted until Luna started
"Hush my wilted love, As I can no longer protect you from whatever my Elder sister will bring upon you."
"I am not afraid of what will happen to me Luna the thing that I fear the most is the thought of leaving you,"
"I do not fear your sister, however I have an idea." said Anon.
"ANONYMOUS" screeched Celestino,
"YOU ARE HEREBY GUILTY OF HIGH TREASON AS YOU CLAPPED THE EVERLOVING ME OUT OF MY BELOVED SISTER," "sowwwwwy dim mean it pwease fowgib me angry bird albino horse lady" begged Anon,
Anon attempted to leg it from the courtroom but the Heavily armoured Golden Solar Simps detained him.

"Your crimes cannot be forgiven Anon..." celestia replied
"Bitch Please she be begging for it" exclaimed Anon the Unholy one,
"ANON!" bellowed Tia. Anon the absolute unit of a man summoned his inner smack-head and swung at the overgrown albino hoers thingy with wings that were like 100,000 cm long.

The albino hoers thingy dodged the mad lad's assassination attempt and ordered the celestial simps to detain the second prince of madness and chaos as even the dracon-equus known as discord was unable to pull a stunt like that, speaking of Discord Anon the absolute madman somehow managed to break space and time and turned discord into a marketable plushie. Then anon summoned his inner smack-head once again and did something that resembled an autistic war cry which sure was an effective way to distract the large princess then anon used his tinfoil to bonk the large princess, "ANON STOP THIS NONSENSE!" screamed Celestino,
"hmm Na I don't think I will," Anon said smugly

"however, Tia we need to get something before I actually do get sentenced and i believe that it will benefit all of Equestria," said Anon.
"Fine what do we need to get Anon." sighed Celestia.

Author's Note

Anon not very happy

CH-2 The Quest

"So Celly, the thingy majiggy we need is the mythical... Obamium, however Celly the journey will be treacherous so we may or may not have to commit war crimes. This also includes you Celly, so after all of this do not try to put all of this on me you will be as guilty as me, but however will you be able to live with that?" asked Anon the Unholy one.

3 DAYS LATER:
"Celestia?" the human questioned,
"what is it Anon?" answered the princess. "I think that I have a lead on the Obamium that we need to benefit all of equestria however, that involves fighting The Two Immortals of the realm of United Kingdom, we will need to engage in epic battles against the Undead Lyzabeth II of the cursed land of England and her husband Phillip the lich-king of the mountain realm of Edinburgh they are the immortals of the realm of the United Kingdom, Celestia do NOT underestimate them." Anon warned.
"they will wreck your shit Celestia!"
"but I do need your help, I need you to open a portal to the England dimension." replied anon.

Celestia gladly opened the portal because it would benefit all of Equestria, or would it? They entered the portal and saw the worst thing imaginable. London. They ambled through the ancient streets of London until they came across 7 blokes who jumped them holding shivs and one of the 7 miscreants, who Celestia assumed was the leader of the bozos suddenly said
"Surrender thy contents of thy pantaloons you lower-class citizen" the band of miscreants laughed politely.

Anon reacted quickly and obeyed the crime-boys and gave them the stuff in his pockets which consisted of a bent paperclip, a bubble-gum wrapper and a link to his latest Soundcloud however they didn't know that Anon's Soundcloud is absolute ass. they quickly ran away from the criminals towards Westminster Abbey where they would fight The Undead.
upon entering the abbey they heard the souls of the damned sing Crucem Sanctam Subiit, and then the Skeletal guards of HRH Liz attacked them, Celestia tried to fire a bolt of magic at the skeletal being to find out that it was ineffective, so anon used his autism to summon The Skiajati a sword made of flesh grafted from the Tormented and went ape-shit on the skeletons.

The further they went the more spooky skeletons started to appear even Celestia was swinging a scythe that one of the skeletons dropped, they cut through bone and steel, they eventually reached a giant door to the vault which was locked so Anon looked around the abbey for the next five hours. when he was gone Celly straight up fell asleep when he returned and began opening the vault she was abruptly woken up by the door mechanism they entered they saw Liz absorbing the power of Obamium shard, Phillip was just there.

They got into their battle stance and charged towards the two undead monarchs of the England realm. Anon battled Elizabeth while Celestia battled Phillip, after a tough 15min they succeeded but out of the ground rose an even bigger threat...

It was Andrew Tate and he threw coloured Bugatti's at them like theres no tomorrow there was so much going on that if this was a video game it would look like GTA V ONLINE in a bad sport lobby on pc, absolute chaos. but celestia the absolute genius that she is grabbed one of the Bugatti's in her magic and lobbed it at Andrew Tate.

When it hit him, he exploded banishing him to the shadow realm for the rest of eternity, they grabbed the Obamium and opened a portal to equestria.

CH-3 Back at the courtroom

As the guards and Celestia walked Anon towards the courtroom he enjoyed the silence as he was tired after sending Andrew Tate into the shadow realm,
"God banishing millionaires into the shadow realm sure is exhausting" signed Anon.
"Sure is, if only I could do that to the Canterlot nobility it would solve so much of my problems!" replied Celestia.
"however you must now be sentenced for your crimes." upon entering the courtroom the Judge who also was Celestia said out his sentence,
"Anon for your crimes which I shall not name because there are so many, I sentence you to be turned to stone for 1000 years! what are your last words for a 1000 years?" anon though for a moment before he smiled and said,
"Luna has the fattest ass." he said to spite celestia.